Spoofs of when characters first met each other in the main RE games. Reviews appreciated. Latest Chapter: Ethan Meets Mia and Jack.

Kyle discovers Cartman's dirty Friday night secret - one that involves fish nets, feather boas, and corsets. Kyman.

In the chaos of a walker ambush Carl and Sophia are separated from their parents, placing them in the care of Daryl Dixon, who is fully capable of surviving on his own but has no experience being a guardian. Will he be able to get them all back safely?

Slow build Richonne fic. Picks up a little after episode 4.04 "Indifference". Rick POV and lots of wonderful lemons! Rated M for scenes and language. Whatever happens next, at least they have these moments together.

(Originally titled "Five Stages"). "Yancy was the guy you didn't want to be when you came up against a Kaiju. He was dead. A Ranger was no good to anyone dead and death signified mistakes. Only weak pilots made mistakes." COMPLETE as of 11.7.2013 (Happy Birthday Yancy Becket).

Daryl probably doesn't even know he's doing it. But he's been sending out the signals for a while. Told from three different POVs.

Coffeeshop!AU. Mako is a rookie barista, Chuck bakes cakes, and Raleigh is (secretly) really good at latte art.

"Normally, this would be the prime opportunity for Murphy to poke fun at him, to comment on the fact that he's hobbling around like an old cripple and that, of all the cool, badass things he could have thrown off a roof, it had to be a toilet. He wants to be able to laugh the incident off. But he can't. " - My take on the hospital scene we never got to see.

All her life she'd been able to put on masks. A weak, screaming woman. The seducer. An efficient conman. Even feeble, meek maids and unflinching, uncaring opportunists who valued their own skins above anything else. But Bruce saw through all of them. Just as she saw through his masks. Post TDKR.

Dean did some things down there in the pit, horrible things. The scary part is that despite his best efforts at denial, he truly misses it. But Castiel knows exactly what Dean is - imperfect, human, and beautiful. He will restore Dean to his former glory because that's why he raised him from perdition in the first place.

"Carol stared at the wall. She was lying on her side in an unfamiliar bed—a stranger's bed, abandoned until she'd taken it up the night before. It rested in an abandoned room. An abandoned house. A nameless town." When the group spends the winter in Daryl's hometown, Carol finds herself joining him in a dangerous journey through his past.

Coming back from the dead can be a complicated business. With a new case on the horizon, rebuilding a life is one thing... rebuilding a friendship quite another. For Sherlock and John, things may never be just the same... Slash.

No one else surrounded the statue, leaving the two coated figures in peace. Her grip tightened on his arm, the leather of her gloves creaking slightly between her fingers, the wool of his coat giving under them into submission. He looked over at her and gave a sad smile, pressing his lips to her forehead before returning his gaze to the statue. Post TDKR, B/S One shot

Takes place at end of DKR and final scene with Alfred. "They spend two weeks in Crete and it isn't long before Selina's feeling antsy. She can't shake the feeling of having someone follow her all the time. But Selina knows that he knows, so when he produces two tickets to Morocco, she's about ready to kiss him senseless. Sometimes it scares her how well he knows her." Bat/Cat.

Clyde still has yet to get used to living with Craig. Craig still has yet to get used to crawling jellybeans, Clyde's new Facebook addiction, food philosophy, Tom Jones, and more recently, "bro hugs." pairings no longer really a thing. i'm writing this on the side with original characters, but i'll update the south park version for the next billion years. thanks for reading!

Stan Marsh doesn't exactly have the sunniest disposition. With a wedding around the corner, he's thrust back into a life with the worst people he knows: his family. Luckily, he has a few good friends to help him keep his optimism alive and kicking. Style.

Kyle has always really hated horror movies. One-shot, implications of Kyman.

In which Eric ponders the mystery of "The Great Rear View Mirror Confrontation" in Kyle's brand new Volkswagen. Kyman one-shot. Rated M for suggestive content.

Oneshot. Andryl. Beware of mild cussing. "Would you rather me cut your hair or Carol?" Andrea asks finally.

In the weeks before the world fell apart, Daryl made a friend. The nightmare began with her. Note: this is NOT a Daryl/OC fic, though I now realize the title may give that impression.

Daryl is sick, but he's not going to let something like that keep him from finding Carol's little girl.

Drabble. "He was alone in the woods, just like the night before, and the one before that . . . maybe if he stayed long enough, the trees would become his new home, and he wouldn't be so scared anymore."

He'd been rummaging through one of Winnebago's cupboards when he'd found it.

Five times that Merle was nice to Daryl, in his own way.

Because some holidays are worth remembering. Warnings for mild Valentine's fluff and a few 2x08 spoilers. Updated with Daryl's POV in chapter 2.

Inspired by cast interviews and new sneak peek/promo vids for the second half of the season, the character of Carol grows and adapts. My first real action piece for TWD. Flashes of Caryl because I can't not write that. Rated for language & violence.

Daryl's got her pinned to the little mattress in the back of the RV when Andrea brings it up.

Post season 1, anyone else ever wonder what else Carol collected in her purse? Grenades aren't all a smart mom thinks to hold on to...

Daryl Dixon doesn't do hugs. But for Carol, he makes an exception.

She brings him an arrow. Short one-shot following "Pretty Much Dead Already"

Haunted by a tragic past, Dante is compulsively driven to spy on Nero as a last possible relative of his lost family. He is VERY uncertain whether to approach him or not. Can Nero and Kyrie give a wary Dante some relief from his loneliness?

Not everything concludes with the end of the world. Spurred by instinct, forced by guilt and driven by ambition, life continues for the rueful few who survived the apocalypse. AU, JillxWesker, JillxChris, mature content.

Post Leave Ending. After James is convicted of murder and sent to prison, his future doesn't look so bright. Then, a decade later and a year after his release, an old friend comes around to pick up the pieces. James & Laura. COMPLETE

What happens when Kyle's Channukah present involves an epic vacation with his three best friends? Stan/Kyle Cartman/Kenny

There is not a dream that Castiel does not know, except this one. 5x10 AU, Dean/Castiel.

I, James, take you Mary, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer, for poorer, to love and to cherish, in sickness and in health, until death do us part.

The first time he saw the girl, he was struck by a sudden curiosity and a bout of uneasiness. A Tom Riddle Senior/Merope Gaunt tale. One-shot.

Filling in the rather significant gap in Lupin and Tonks' relationship between the infirmary and Dumbledore's funeral in HBP.

Ayame doesn't get it. Seven-month-old Yuki is crying in his crib and their mother doesn't care. Shouldn't she care? At least a little? Fine. Let his parents be miserable excuses for human beings. He wasn't going to be. One-shot

When Jill's psyche begins to fracture beneath the impact of an unexpected tragedy, old wounds are reopened and newfound freedom is threatened by the looming presence of a powerful enemy. Post-RE5. C/J L/C B/R

The strangest friendship to ever grace South Park. God help them all. Kyman. Ch. 2-Such a Cute Little Jew

Eric wants, no, NEEDS to follow Kyle to NYC for college - his life depends on it. And what better way to do that than to start with some tutoring?; A collaborative fic, Cartman/Kyle, M for language and sexual situations. "Complete" - see profile for info.

Any man can be a father. It takes someone special to be a dad.

Genuinely smiling where Kyle could see was something he needed to get used to. Kyman, fluffy oneshot.

Lily/Severus friendship/Snape-totally-loves-her-but-she-doesn't-have-a-clue oneshot! Lily tries to help her friend with his rather unfortunate hair situation.

Kyle and Cartman made a bet. They both lost. Neither trust the other to go through with the forfeit. No slash but nudity and skinny dipping.

Even the most meaningless of conversations can prove to be worth something.

The harder Nero tries, the more he wants it.

Request for Shakahnna. The finale of Code Veronica X as it should have been. There's going to be a war. One-shot only. Critique appreciated.

This is why its dangerous to fall asleep in class. Uotani and Arisa enlist the help of innocent Tohru in tormenting a sleeping Kyo.

Post-SH2. Maria receives a letter from James... a letter that he doesn't remember writing. Desperate for answers, James is willing to chase the truth, even if it means losing his last real connection to who he is. James x Maria. COMPLETE

Just a little one-shot. Dastamina fluff that takes place after the movie. This is dedicated to one of my lovely followers, though all are welcomed and encouraged to read it. Please read and review

Jesus Christ is dead. Somehow, that isn't the worst part of Dean's week. Dean/Castiel, 4x22 AU.

Nate and Elena share a "romantic" moment while hunting for treasure and running for their lives.

"Are you makin' cracks about my-" "John. There are virgin ears over here".

"If you could alter the past would you?" In which Claire finds out the cost of tweaking with destiny is much greater than she can ever imagine.

When an old partner shows up unexpectedly, Rebecca finds herself questioning if what she has is really what she wants. /Post RE5 drabble. RxB

A certain journalist heads to DC for a book signing. A certain FBI agent can't help but be curious about it.

SLASH. It all started with Dean's perfectly healthy hatred of frivilous holidays and a much-coveted sack of dust. Poor Castiel doesn't fully understand 'romance' to begin with, and this crash course is most unwelcome.

After their mission at the Caucasus facility, Chris brings Jill possibly life-changing news. And tea.

Sirius shows up at the Potter Manor unexpected, and James really just wants to know why.

Shaun wakes up to an empty house during Ethan's black out and wonders what on earth is going on.

The room's white walls seemed almost too close, too foreboding and she was suffocating, a chill wrapped around her throat, around her wrists, her ankles. Fatal Frame 3, ReiYuu

Shigure contemplates losing Akito as the curse is broken. Slight swearing.

He'd never felt more grown up than the instant he first held his new sister.

Madison and Jayden saved Shaun at the old warehouse, but that's not the end of it. Not by a long shot. Leads up to the "Innocent" ending.

During Christmas holidays Sirius carries out a promise he gave James: giving Harry The Talk. What Sirius doesn't know is that Harry is very eager to learn, since he recently has snogged Cho.

A few weeks after he ran away from home, Sirius and James break into Grimmauld Place to pack up a few necessary pieces of Sirius's life.

Kyman! Everyone loves going to the water park, right? Right. Fluffy oneshot.

I'm tired of always chasing after you; wait up for me this time, won't you?

Forgiven, Alex lets go.

Yuki was Haru's first love, as well as his first kiss.

The things in life that seem the most different are often the things that work best together. Maybe after awhile you'll discover they're not so different after all, and then you'll wonder how they ever survived apart in the first place...Dante/Lady

Oneshot. "Cartman locked me in his attic, could you come pick me up?" Kyman, pre-slash.

Chris and Jill's mission to seek Spencer out at his mansion turns eerie. Their quest to find clues to Wesker's illusive whereabouts turns into a struggle to survive. And for Jill and resurfacing emotions, facing Wesker may mean more than just survival...

Mello never liked stripes. Of course, that was before he met Matt.

Castiel consults a Cosmo article in order to seduce Dean.

Revised! "Kill me like you killed him, you coward." Whoever said that words could not hurt? Reflections of Severus Snape following a few particularly stressful events.

It isn't possible to leave Silent Hill unscathed. Oneshot.

Maka bought all of her friends roses for Valentines Day, but how come she didn't get any flowers? Read to find out! ;3 Happy Valentines Day!

There was never a dull moment on the ride to school. Cartman blamed Jewish black magic.

Post-RE5. No matter how strong you are, occasionally you really do need a helping hand from someone that truly cares about you. Jill's not having an easy time dealing with new things, and Chris isn't content with her pantry being left practically empty.

Leon goes to see Sherry for the first time in six months, but when he arrives, people are dead, and Sherry is leaving with none other than Albert Wesker. Leon tries to protect her, but fails. He goes to meet Claire the next day. But how will he tell her?

The end of the year party was not going how Maka expected it to, at first in a bad way, but then in a different, surprising way! She wasn't expecting THIS at all! SoulxMaka fluff! HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!

"What's the matter?" Claire asked. "Don't tell you've never *danced* before." STEVExCLAIRE FLUFF AHOY, MATEYS!

When something happens to Jill that no one expected, Chris might just be forced into doing the unthinkable in order to save her. Chris/Jill, Pre RE5. AU now that RE5 is out. CONTAINS CHARACTER DEATH. COMPLETE, will NOT be continued.

Patty celebrates her 13th birthday with Dante and the gang, but things take a turn for the bizarre when she makes a wish and is whisked away ...

When your life hits an all time low, things can't possibly get any worse, right? Not for Kyle Broflovski. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.

Haru's bugging Kyo, so the cat brings up a past favor that went unrewarded. HaruKyo, nothing graphic.

We all know that Soul reminds us of a shark, but what does he think of Maka? Real short, happy Thanksgiving!

An unfortunate mishap ends up bringing our two favorite enemies a lot closer together. Oneshot. Friendship with a sprinkling of slash.

"What the hell is this?" he asked, staring at the gift with wide eyes. Oneshot.

Rebecca thinks about everything she has gone through in the three months since the Mansion Incident. Now that Chris and Barry are off on rescue missions, she is alone. Little does she know that someone from her past is watching her within the shadows...

AU for DMC3 - Dante and Vergil are partners, not personal punching bags. Vergil drags Dante onto a roadtrip that has disaster written all over it, and won't explain a thing. Predicted hilarity ensues.

Chris has some annoying habits. And one not so annoying. Jill/Chris.

Dante would always be himself: annoying, annoyingly handsome, and a constant reminder of her human mortality. Lady wasn't sure where she was going, but she was getting there very quickly. - DxL, companion to "The Passage of Time." DISCONTINUED

Poor 'Ol Valentine. She simply doesn't have that sort of luck with men - You always find out what they're like after you agree to go out with them. But at least Chris seems happy enough to listen to what she has to say these days. JillxChris, yep.

A series of short, random, unordered scenes set between the bombing of Raccoon City and the fall of Umbrella.

-"I figured the next thing I'd do was get some piercings." Rin watched Haru blankly for a moment. She laughed. "Your logic is amusing!" The stories of how Haru got his individual piercings.

On a mission for the organization, Ada discovers startling evidence of a conspiracy within the organization itself. But to pursue the truth of it, she must cast off her unwavering loyalty to her employers...that is, if they still are her employers.

I loathe Eric Cartman. That's no secret. And up until tonight, I always knew he felt the same way about me. But that all changes when he tells me something he obviously never wanted me to know. Kyle's POV, then Cartman's. Mild slash.

One-shot Dante x Lady Being accidently locked in a room together helps the feelings flow...

Lady put up walls. It wasn't that she hated his demonic heritage—not anymore—she simply refused to let him in. It had fascinated and frustrated him ever since they met in Temen-ni-gru, but Dante knew she'd cave eventually. He would just have to wait. DxL

All in all, he really was pretty simple. All he wanted was to be simply needed by the people he loved. He wasn't asking too much, was he? Haru-centric.

A lunch date goes wrong, a familiar song brings back bad memories, the need to depart arises. The first week after returning from Kijuju proves to be hell for Chris and Jill. A very long one-shot, post RE5. Chris/Jill

On the way to defeat Wesker, Sheva muses about Chris, Jill, and herself. Resident Evil 5.

Amuto overtones. Ikuto is good at surprising people, yet Amu is even better at surprising herself.

In which Cartman cuts Kyle's hair. Drabble;; slight fluff, slight insanity.

You wonder if you are alive - and you're not sure if you want to be. Chris struggles to accept the death of his partner. Unresolved Chris/Jill. Written pre-RE5

On impulse Nero asks Kyrie out on a date. There's just one problem. He's never been on a date before. Enter Dante who swears he will coach Nero in the ways of dating. Yeah...he's screwed! NeroxKyrie with Dante third wheel. Two-shot now complete!

Cartman thinks it's high time for Kyle to start using his first name. CartmanxKyle

The holidays aren't a good time for Lady. But with some creative thinking, Dante schemes to put on an Xmas for her she won't forget - with Vergil's reluctant help. "Suddenly, I regret my decision to partake in this affair," Vergil sourly replied. Oneshot

Mello's moods were so...fickle. Matt's mind was joking with him that living with Mello was dangerous, like rooming with Kira himself. MelloxMatt; COMPLETE.

James has won Lily's heart, and a day when Severus is alone outside, James goes to talk to him. Peacefully and not as enemies.

Sirius' journey from Azkaban to Hogwarts in PoA. Away from the mind-ravaging Dementors, lost memories begin to resurface as Sirius makes his way northward on his hunt for Wormtail.

Craig was addicted to a lot of things. Overuse of non-verbal swearing, cigarettes and even lying. But he really only needed one thing, even if he didn't realize it. He didn't need anything else but him. Craig/Tweek, multiple side pairings. Complete.

All Lady wanted was a bit of R&R, but you cannot hide from Dante when he's determined. The question is, what exactly does he have in mind, and what does it have to do with Lady and Vergil? Nothing is more dangerous than Dante with a plan... -COMPLETE-

Dante recieves a strange IM from none other than Leon S. Kennedy. Soon they find themselves throwing cyber blows over who has the better game. Rated for language... and some themes... in fact, if you are under 15, you shouldn't be reading this. ONESHOT.

James and Sirius. "Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?" An inside look at one of the closest friendships the world will know.

Almost ten years after the Spencer Mansion incident, Chris Redfield is still haunted by the ghosts of his past. Finally, enough is enough, but what is the price of vengeance?

Leon and Claire catch up over coffee. Leon/Claire...ish.

After Ada's mission in Spain, the organization's plans change unexpectedly. An unknown group is targeting the organization, and Ada is dispatched to neutralize the threat. Little does she know that the American government has begun to trail her.

Raito always had a plan, an equation to explain everything. Yet that one variable, that one elusive word, hadn't been factored in. Will he change the equation, or stand by and watch? Full Sum Inside. LxRaito Slash, Yaoi, etc

The Festival of the Blade approaches and an apprehensive Kyrie plans to become songstress. Nero finds out and brews up a plan of his own.

Hatsuharu writes a paper on the perspective of cows.

In the midst of war, James and Sirius meet at a pub. Bickering ensues. Gen, implied James/Lily.

COMPLETE! - Post DMC3 DantexLady - rated for slight adult content later. Keeping her heart hidden from the white-haired demon hunter is proving a little more difficult than Lady first realised. Fluff alert!

-She knows she can't heal him. All she can do is try to make him a little less broken.- Trish and Dante. Because even demon hunters aren't exempt from tears. Post DMC 1, oneshot.

Sherry Birkin learns an important lesson about growing up.

Uh. Suffice to say, Matt, Mello, and Halle are in this fic. :D

Dante challanges Vergil to a drinking contest in attempts to get him to open up.

A tiff between Lady and Dante lead them to introspective ponderings. Elsewhere, Nelo Angelo joins in.

Kisa and Hiro are going on their first date. Rin follows them to look out for Hiro, not knowing that Haru has his own plans to keep an eye on Kisa. Pre-Volume 18.

His eyes half-lidded, wondering just what his brother was trying to say. Two years had destroyed their mental link, their similarities, and everything they had prided in being twins. Three-Shot. Hitachiincest.

A worried, loyal fan has sent Yuki a letter, telling him just how little they think of his boyfriend, Shindou Shuichi. Needless to say, Shuichi is ready to cry a waterfall and travel to the depths of Hell to prove his worth. YuShu

Because he was not always the greatest detective in the world. Once upon a time, he was just a little boy named L.

Dante and Vergil are stuck, cuffed and facing one another in a dank dungeon. Without the usual distractions of swordplay and enemies they are now forced to face the scariest thing of all... each other. Oneshot! R&R

Harry, Dudley, and Petunia visit the toy store. Oneshot.

Ada and Leon's thoughts as they sped away from the island in RE4. Please read and review!

It all happened as in their worst fears. Kyo lost the fight the cage clanged shut. The curse remained in place, unbroken and unchanged. Tohru left. But Haru and Rin remained, watching and waiting and hoping, always, for change.

Sohma Hatsuharu seldom wanted anything. But one of his earliest wishes was to meet this person who had also been completely ridiculed by the mouse.

Matt gives Mello something rather unexpected for his birthday. Written in response to a challenge set by mystikdragon88. MattMello. Read and Review!

A month after the events of RE4, Ada returns to Leon's life with an interesting proposition... and makes another move on behalf of her organization in their eternal cat and mouse game. LeonAda -- discontinued.

When Dean loses his leg in a terrible hunting accident the brother's are forced to reevaluate their priorities. Can Dean still hunt? And is it really still worth the risk?

Vergil grabs a bite to eat and Lady takes offense from a remark he makes.

The new school council president unexpectedly hits a soft spot in Haruhi, so what does that mean? More trouble for Kyon to fix! Note: I could not think of a better summary, but please try it.

Lily & James have hated each other ever since their initial meeting took a wrong turn. After a shocking goodbye at the end of their 6th year, are things going to be any different in the following year when they are forced to work together as Head Boy and Head Girl?

Matt had the theoretically useless knowledge that he’d do anything, now. Whatever. Mattcentric speculation.

An afternoon with Light and L, involving undressing of the mind, discussion of pornography, and a very flustered Yagami. Done to see if I was capable of crack!slash. Rated T for L's frankness.

Hatori Sohma should know better than to let Ayame and Shigure get bored. Rated for immature content.

Rin pushed the book off of her lap, feeling like she was going to cry. She’d liked him forever and he’d finally shown some sign of liking her... really liking her... and she wanted to argue. [[Rin x Haru, fluffy one shot]]

Alucard annoys and irritates Integra late one night. What will it bring about? This is a AluIntegra pairing fic.

Shuichi and Eiri explore the clichés of fanfiction.

It had only been a day since they’d been handcuffed together and Light was finding the prospect of strangling Ryuuzaki with the chain more and more appealing by the second. Slight LightRyuuzaki.

A different take on CartmanKyle.

Shigure visits Akito, who is upset over something Ren said. Spoilers for chapter 97.

What exactly were Integra and Alucard talking about on the balcony before Seras saw them? My take on the aftermath of Integra's surgery...

COMPLETE Wesker wasn't always God, he was human once. He cared. There was one little blonde girl, in particualr. T for swearing. R&R Please

Alucard gives Integra the perfect gift for Valentine's Day

Renji pays a visit to the jailed up Rukia in the dead of the night. [renjixrukiaxichigo if you squint hard]

[one-shot] Kyo’s finding it hard to say those three little words and it’s a well-known fact that Tohru is clueless. So Yuki decides to give him a push. Literally. KyoxTohru

Demon hunting is such a dirty business . . . Dante, Trish, Herbal Essences. Need I say more?

Dante escapes from a boring day at the office. He does some humanly things that the Earth newbie Trish can't comprehend.

Jill and Chris have survived the Spencer Mansion, but is anything ever going to be normal again? Jill/Chris...please review!....