Hello everyone!

I realize that I constantly change my name so I finally settled on one that I really liked. It might look insulting but it's not meant to be insulting.

I also realize that I haven't updated any of my older stories so here is what I decided to do about that! I am going to finish my newest story and then work my way down the list. My apologies for neglecting my stories.

Favorite authors:

J.R.R Tolkien

Cecila Rees

Anne Rice

J.K Rowling

Favorite movies: Lord of the rings trilogy

Pirates of the Carribbean:CotBP

Identity

Rose Red

League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Star Wars Episodes 1 and 2

Interview with a vampire

Basic

The Prophecy

The Last Samauri

Favorite quotes:

"The mind is like a parachute, only works when open" -Steven Tyler

"If you take a risk, two things will happen. People will laugh at you. Or you'll be way ahead of everybody else." -Steven Tyler

"Keep your nose to the grindstone. It sharpens your boogers." -Steven Tyler

"For while Heaven may be closed, I am always open, even on Christmas." -Viggo Mortensen as Lucifer in 'The Prophecy'

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing us that he didn't exist." -Kevin Spacey in 'The Usual Suspects' I thank Marie Roe for informing me that Mr. Spacey said that

"You see Mr. Hardy, there are degrees of truth..." -Kendall from 'Basic'

"You can complain because roses have thorns or you can rejoice because thorns have roses." -Ziggy

"The words you speak today should be soft and tender...for tomorrow you may have to eat them." -Anonymous

"If a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live." -Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. (one of the greatest men ever to grace this Earth!)

"The fathers may soar and the children may know their names." -Toni Morrison from her book, 'Song of Solomon'

"You don't want to eat that. Trust me." -Christopher Walken as Gabriel in 'The Prophecy II'

"I can't jump it! You're gonna have to toss me!"

"What?" "I can't jump the distance! Wait, don't tell the Elf!"

"Not a word." -Viggo Mortensen and John Rhys-Davies as Aragorn and Gimli in 'The Two Towers'

"Final count...Forty-two."

"Forty-two? Not bad for a pointy-eared Elvish princeling. I, myself, am sitting pretty on forty-three."

swoosh!

"Forty-three."

"He was already dead!"

"He was twitching."

"He was twitching...He was twitching! He was twitching because he's got my ax embedded in his nervous system!" -Orlando Bloom and John Rhys-Davies as Legolas and Gimli in 'The Two Towers' (one of the deleted scenes, 'The Final Tally') (I didn't realize that they knew about the nervous system...)

"Go not to the Elves for counsel, for they will say both no and yes." -J.R.R. Tolkien, LOTR:FOTR

"I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity." -Chris Rock

"No beast is more savage than man when possessed with power answerable to his rage."-Plutarch

"Faith: Not wanting to know what is true." -Freidrich Nietzsche

"Truth...Beauty...That is ye know on Earth...and all ye need to know." -John Keats

"Though lovers be lost, love shall not; and death shall have no dominion." -Dylan Thomas

"It is the confession, not the priest, that gives us absolution." -Oscar Wilde

"A lot has been said about politics; some of it complimentary, but most of it accurate." -Eric Idle

"We're given a code to live our lives by. We don't always follow it, but it's still there." - Gary Oldman

"Hey, how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be Anarchy." -John Bender from The Breakfast Club

"This? This is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold. This? This is Kent. This is what happens to people when they get too sexually frustrated." -Val Kilmer in Real Genius

"I think, therefore, I am... not related to you." -got this from www.wittierthanthou.com/quotes_oneliners.html

"Sheep don't fly so much as plummet." www.wittierthanthou.com/quotes_oneliners.html

"If you see me running, try to keep up." -spotted on the back of a T-shirt worn by LAPD Bomb Squad

"The Goddess is alive and she ate my homework." www.wittierthanthou.com/quotes_oneliners.html

"I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid." www.wittierthanthou.com/quotes_oneliners.html

"All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand." www.wittierthanthou.com/quotes_oneliners.html

"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer." www.wittierthanthou.com/quotes_cookies.html

"They can't fire me, slaves have to be sold." www.wittierthanthou.com/quotes_working.html

"Sorry - yesterday was the deadline for all complaints." www.wittierthanthou.com/quotes_working.html

"This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting." www.wittierthanthou.com/quotes_working.html

"Grow your own Dope. Plant a man." www.wittierthanthou.com/quotes_gender.html

"Spiders... the spiders... they were making me tap-dance. And I don't want to tap-dance!" "You tell those spiders Ron!" -Ron Weasley and Harry Potter

"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it." http:l0s.acm.jhu.edu/quotes/funny_sayings.html

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together." -http:l0s.acm.jhu.edu/quotes/funny_sayings.html

"A glow worm is never glum... Because, how can you be glumwhen the sun shines out of your bum?" -http:l0s.acm.jhu.edu/quotes/funny_sayings.html

"On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars." -Bruce Willis on the difference between men and women

"If you want to build a ship, don't drum up people together to collect wood and don't assign them tasks and work, but rather teach them to long for the endless immensity of the sea." -Antoine de Saint Exupery

"The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well." -Joe Ancis

"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned." -Anonymous

"I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of the men failes when we forsake our friends and break all bands of fellowship. But it is not this day. This day we fight!"-Viggo Mortensen

"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git." -Marauder's Map

"Give her hell from us, Peeves." -Fred and George Weasley

"If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals." -Sirius Black

"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business." -Marauder's Map

“By the pricking of my thumbs, Something wicked this way comes.” -Macbeth; William Shakesphere

"Get a taste for religion, Lick a Witch!" www.wittierthanthou.com/quotes_oneliners.html

"Please hold. All muses are busy right now, but your inspiration is important to us..." www.wittierthanthou.com/quotes_oneliners.html

"Did you hear, Easter is canceled this year...yeah, they found the body." www.wittierthanthou.com/quotes_oneliners.html

"The Catholic Perspective: Sex is evil. Evil is sin. Sin is forgiven. So, sex is in." www.wittierthanthou.com/quotes_oneliners.html

"Where are we going and what am I doing in this handbasket?" www.wittierthanthou.com/quotes_oneliners.html

"Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy." www.wittierthanthou.com/quotes_oneliners.html

"Would you prepared if gravity reversed itself? The only thing I can't figure out is how to keep the change in my pockets. I've got it! Nudity!"-Val Kilmer

"Was it a dream where you were where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid, with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?"-Val Kilmer

"Self-realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, when he said, "I drank what?"-Val Kilmer

"No one is perfect until you fall in love with them."-Anonymous ("stole" this from Tainted Elf)

"I'd sleep with him if he were my Potions Master. Hell, I'd sleep with him if he were my Garbage Man!" -Crystal Meginnes RE: Severus Snape (this one too..sorry)

"Kreacher is cleaning," the elf repeated. "Kreacher lives to serve the noble house of Black-"
"-and getting blacker every day, it's filthy," said Sirius. - Sirius Black and Kreacher (obviously)