He had done it. This time, he had done it. His uncle had gone too far, and Harry had to pay the price for it. As he lay dying on the floor of his Number 4, Privet Drive bedroom, what unexpected force will save Harry? (Rated T, warnings inside, rating may go up later; AU).

Shadow of Mordor: Elanor, daughter of Talion, longs for freedom from the Black Gate, but when her family is killed, she and her father are all that remain, along with the wraith, Celebrimbor, whom she seems to see other than Talion. Little does she know that her father is already dead. Talion wants revenge for his wife and son, but wants to protect his daughter at all costs.

What if Tony ran away, rather than return to the US? What if he became Iron Man from the corner of a workshop in India? What if he and Bruce met up before Helicarriers existed? What if Steve Rogers recognized the face of a dead man? What if Fury told him Iron Man's a terrorist? What if he and three very special agents looked for the armor but found the Hulk? Also, Pepper the cat.

With InGen's intentions foggy at best, Owen's barely treading water—red-stained, mosasaur-infested water. Is it really any surprise he can't see what Blue really needs?

This is just great. All I wanted a chance to prove that I could be independent, but now I have to go to some run down town, where everyone thinks I am a boy and play along with the lie. Get caught Game over. If farming and acting as a boy wasn't enough, the mayor has some insane idea that I can help the village reclaim its former glory. And what's with these creepy elves? Rio x ?

Toriel had finally finished her project, but there was one small hitch. You only wanted to help, but now rumor has it you had other motives. It doesn't help that Sans is back and he's not helping you put those rumors to rest. Which are unfounded, of course. You would never-and even if he DID-Well, it's useless to argue with monsters who have already made up their minds. M for smuts

If you saw me on the street, you would think I was normal. If you saw me in my school, you'd know I was the teacher's pet, the overachiever. If you saw me in my house, you'd know that my dad hits me and that I cover the bruises with long sleeves and bright smiles, smiles that happy, ordinary children seem likely to have. But I wouldn't know, would I? Child abuse. Rewritten version.

With only four senses, Touch, Taste, Smell, and Hearing, Frisk must make it out of the underground without the most crucial sense for her survival, Sight. Blind!Frisk AU.

The Cult of the Impending Storm are obsessive and won't let Maya walk away from them so easily. How will the team get her back? A May0 fic.

"Where is he?" Sirius said by way of greeting, pushing past James and making a beeline for Lily. "The favourite uncle has arrived!"

Let's face facts, leaving all the companions together in one place is just asking for constant firefights, fist fights, and hair pulling (Deacon's a dirty fighter) - so of course I do it all the time. Here's a little play about how all the companions of Fallout 4 sitting down to share a meal would go.

Mordecai was sure Hell asked Lilith to babysit sometimes.

sequel to Tainted. Nothing about working at Jurassic World is routine. Especially when you're the alpha of a raptor pack. Owen Grady would never make the mistake to think every day is the same. He also didn't want students traipsing around his enclosure. Trouble is waiting in the wings. He just knows it. And then there's the rumor about poachers on Isla Sorna. Just wonderful.

What happened? Hm? Well, I'm not quite sure of that myself. Most of the formatting has changed and, erm, broken. So, while I try and fix that, please enjoy this relaxing elevator music. Also, if you've never seen this story, I'd recommend not clicking on that view button. Because let me tell you; you will be SO disappointed. For more information, visit chapter 15.

[MISSING: Young boy, 4'3", Brown Hair, Starry-Eyed.] Rescuing Steven after he went missing was Pearl's main target. Falling in love with a former enemy along the way was just the unavoidable collateral damage. MULTICHAP/PEARLAPIS/AU (COMPLETE)

The Vault Hunters have left Pandora, but it's a long flight to the next Vault World, and every road trip has its anecdotes. (Mostly character bits starring the Hunters.)

Cecil Palmer is a patient in a mental institution, living in a world in his mind that he calls "Night Vale". Carlos is the new psychiatrist that Cecil falls in love with.

Rem swallowed, a tremble shivering through her limbs. Goosebumps were blossoming across her skin, and deep down she knew it had little to do with the chilly water... Girl falls into Middle Earth with a twist: she hates Legolas and wants to leave

James Potter shamelessly abuses a loophole in Wizarding law, and Harry's the one stuck paying for it...

Sparkbearer Saga: Part II. G1-based AU. Alien invasions, possessed vehicles, language barriers, government conspiracies, family drama, supermarket tabloids, and tomato wars... Welcome to Earth.

A Hunter follows the Survivors and gets into some rather stupid situations, and learns a lot about how hard it is to be human. Chapter 43... the road ahead.

"So... should we fire them?" "Probably." Nova Prime takes in the train wreck of colors, the haphazard editing marks, the blatant use of all-caps... and is that a stick figure of her in the margins? Team-fic, in which the Guardians write the best-worst mission report in the history of the Nova Corp. Established Starmora.

Pre-BL2. Maya inadvertently interrupts an assassination attempt on one of the monks of the Order of the Impending Storm, and, as a result, begins an odd mentorship with a maddeningly enigmatic assassin.

Wash has a risky, nefarious plan that needs South's help. It's probably fine, though. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

'Scientific terms are strange things. How cold and detached they are, words like "dissect" and "terminate". How crisp and clean-sounding, to cover up the horrible realities.' My take on Rocket's origin story. Movie-based.

Eddward Vincent is coming back home after being away for a long time only to enter high school with his baby brother Double D. So far, he despises Kevin Barr...Kevedd rev!Bigbrother!Edd

High school AU. Where in which everyone from Kagerou days is actually just a 'normal' teenager and they all grow up, go to school together, fall in love, and stuff like that. Multiple pairings. Character inserts. [COMPLETE]

Team JNPR decides to entertain themselves and play Ren's favorite game: Behemoths and Bastions. Jaune as the incompetent cleric, Pyrrha as a possessive rogue, Nora as a wizard(?), and finally Ren as their Bastion Master. Only trouble and chaos can ensue. Will they ever complete a quest? [Dungeons and Dragons]

Mal infiltrates high society to steal a painting with River posing as his daughter. In the words of Zoe: Oh yeah, this is gonna go great. Mostly fluff and family, and a little drama. Not dark and creepy like I normally write, so a bit of a change. As per the request of Allie-the-Allisaur. *NEW CHAPTER UP*

The Dragonborn is B-R-O-K-E, broke. Her house is in shambles, her name is disgraced, and there isn't even enough money left for a nice bottle of ale. Elsa is down on her luck until she is forced into the hall of the Companions and finds Vilkas.

"Vati…" The small voice was hesitant and even loud in the quiet, dense woods. "Why do I look so different?" A curse, Germania pondered instinctually. But aloud, he simply said to the youth, "Because you just are." From childhood until after World War Two, Prussia questions one thing about himself: Is he really evil, or is he not?

Kyle needs a new kidney, and doesn't think he'll find one. He calls a friend who's experienced with death to steady himself, only to be assured he's going to live. Kenny's never been much of a liar, though, and everything he does and says increases Kyle's concern over the circumstances regarding the acquisition of his newest organ. (reuploaded with fixed formatted)

Kenny drags Damien back up to South Park with him and he finds Pip in a state so much worse than when he left him. The boy won't show his pain and things are about to get a hell of a lot worse with the storm brewing from below

After the events of Borderlands 2, the Vault Hunters continue to find loot and explore Pandora. Zer0 plans to venture down a much darker route. He receives a contract from an old friend, but debates completing it. Generally, the enigma of an assassin has no quarrels with killing for money. But the targets? His fellow Vault Hunters.

Sometimes there just aren't enough legendaries to go around.

Even if Lily's parents had survived the war, Dumbledore wouldn't have given Harry to them for the very same reason that the Evanses had been proud to have a witch in the family.

Join in the adventures of Hunter, Smoker, Boomer, Tank, and Witch as they try to stop the survivors from leaving the city and maintain a good home life too. Chapter 15: They survived, now they're just going to have to survive each other if they want to make it out of the city in time.

(Love on a Place Like Pandora sequel) The vault hunters find themselves alive and breathing after their battle with the Warrior and Jack. The only problem- they've spawned on different planets. It's up to Maya to reunite the vault hunters and find Zero.

When Castiel is instructed to "re-befriend" the Winchesters, Gabriel helps his younger brother in the way he knows best - turn him into something so adorable, even the Winchesters can't resist his face. But the more time Cas spends in their presence, the more he realises that some things in his life no longer add up. Kitten!Castiel. Fluff galore, and light Destiel.

I didn't mind killing. It used to bother me, but when the world is built on blood and bullets, it's hard to get worked up for anything anymore. - Krieg/Maya

Whenever she has needed her, whenever she has felt cold, Ruby has always had her supernova sister there to warm her up.

"Nurse, I'm still hurt." He growled teasingly against her forehead. "W-Where are you hurt?" She whispered desperately, as he pressed deeper into her. "Right here." GaaraXSakura Lemon, children refrain!

Spirit just can't handle the thought of his darling daughter having sex; luckily for Soul, Maka's not about to take her father's meddling without dealing out some revenge.

The Dragonborn has had enough of Brynjolf blowing her off with empty promises of speaking another time. *One shot smut fic. Female Dragonborn/Brynjolf pairing. Warning: Graphic/Rough sex scenes* Rated M for good reason. Because it's plain smut. Possible spoilers for Thieves Guild quest line. Story has been revised and updated: 07.06.2016.

The Merc with a Mouth is contracted to "fix" the dark world of fanfiction by hijacking its stories. Rated M for graphic violence, adult themes, profanity, arson, indecent exposure, trespassing, loitering, inappropriate use of a chimichanga, vandalism, vulgarity, delusions of grandeur, verbal abuse, larceny, stalking, relentless harassment, breaking and entering, and Deadpool.

Amanda's officially done with Vulcan's crappy xenophobia, so she, Sarek, and Spock pack it up and move to Earth. This changes everything- but actually doesn't change much at all. Featuring: Tiny!Spock and Tiny!Jim. Mentions of child abuse later on, check chapters for individual warnings. AU.

Tired of the effort of choosing all the names for new teams at Beacon, Professor Ozpin acquires a new piece of software intended to make things a little easier on the staff. He probably should have done a little more window shopping first.

Bluestreak doesn't like talking unless he thinks someone's listening. So when the other mechs are too stressed to listen, he goes for a drive and finds an abandoned radio station. Inspired, he begins talking on an empty radio frequency. There's no one listening of course, but Bluestreak's okay with that. Thing is... he's wrong. G1.

Obviously, repressed Siren Maya doesn't do a lot of drinking. She should probably keep it that way. Written in response to BitterRenegade's writing challenge, week 2. Rated for language and suggestive content, but nothing explicit. Crackfic!

Hijinks ensue when America and Canada decide to trade places for the day. Pairings listed inside.

A oneshot/plot bunny I've had kicking around. What if Gaige took her title seriously, and tried some Mechromancy? Free to a good home, outlined under conditions in Authors Notes. BL2 spoilers.

She's like the inverse of a tornado, an unstoppable force of nature who cleans up everything she touches. Strong enough to push around cows, smart enough to build his salon alone; yeah, the new girl's got a lot going for her. It's the least he can do to help her keep her hair in shape, right? - [Light, casual and vaguely romantic Allen/Rio with hints of Neil/Rio. ]

G1: Something went wrong, Sideswipe realized. He just wasn't sure what, and nobody would tell him.

Jack has reprogrammed the digistruct network so that no one on Pandora save Hyperion can use it. No vehicles, no guns, no sword for Zero. The vault hunters are sent to find a wandering engineer with a curious nickname in the hopes that she can figure out how this happened and more importantly - how to fix it.

Now complete! The Batfamily is one big mess. Richard intends to change that, but his time is running out. NO SLASH.

AU. Expert spy Alfred Jones spends his time traipsing around Axis lands, gate-crashing even Nazi balls with ease. But it only takes one alert Wehrmacht soldier to ruin the whole thing. Hold the phone—after an interesting proposition, things will probably work out just fine. Even if the unreadable German is harder to crack than the Enigma itself. Espionage was never so fun! AmeGer

"The only person you are destined to become is the person you decide to be." - Ralph Waldo Emerson. Merlynn is sent to Camelot and things get a bit tricky from there. Fem!Merlin/Arthur. Darker themes later on. SLOWLY BEING EDITED (currently editing chapter 14). Sequel is up!

Zer0 goes to test out a new sniper rifle in the Highlands and brings back more than he bargained for. [M] for violence/crude humor.

Harry Potter had never really managed a normal, peaceful Halloween, so he really shouldn't have been surprised when he was suddenly displaced from the grocery store and found himself in front of a maniacally cackling man in a very dramatic outfit.

It's New Years Eve, and Stephen opts to hang out with Kim instead of going to Julie's party and trying to patch things up with her for the umpteenth time. Maybe a little bit AU.

Germania is not a man that shows much of anything as a general rule, so how does he react when he finds two little children out in the woods? A look into the family life of Germania, Prussia, and Holy Roman Empire.

Suspicious about Bruce's strange behaviour - he *thanked him*? - Dick follows Bruce when he goes to confront Jason in Crime Alley. His timing, as ever, is perfect.

You can't escape the biggest, baddest monster in town...when you're her Maid of Honor. M for language.

Based on the book, this story takes place in the time after Howl's and Sophie's curses have been broken. A tender romance blooms, but nothing is ever simple for Sophie! When a part of Howl's past resurfaces, what will she do? Be wary of twisted plots. Noncon TW later on, will be noted in chapter.

Kenny's ability to die becomes a commodity in a world ruled by bloodthirsty fairies. He's not going to go down without a fight. Vive La Resistance! M for language, graphic content, and violence. Edit: My apologies, this story is on hiatus for a much-needed rewrite.

Just play along. Kenstophe.

Brynjolf/F!DB - a very lemony far-too-long-to-be-a-oneshot! Set after the mission to take down Mercer, the Dragonborn becomes jealous of the special bond developing between Karliah and Brynjolf.

They said he was crazy, and maybe they were right. All he knew was that nature spoke to him, and he always responded.

A look into the lives of the infamous Twins, Sideswipe and Sunstreaker, as they go through the evolution that will take them from younglinghood to the gladiatorial circuit, up to the moment that marked them as Autobots for the rest of their lives.

After a mission in Risembool goes wrong, Mustang and Hawkeye find themselves launched into the past. Now they have to deal with two six and seven-year-old child prodigies if they ever want to get back. Parental Roy/Ed Maternal Riza/Al

Mindallin is a half elf whose father disapeared when she was very young, and she was raised to believe Elven men can't be trusted. She has never fully believed that, but should she push her adoptive parents warnings away when she meets a young elf prince?

Hinata's famous boyfriend, Naruto, proposes on TV—only, not to her! Tenten convinces her to pretend they were engaged. Let him explain the huge mess. But what's she to do when Kiba, a -cute- vet, seems to see through her elaborate lie? NaruHina KibaHina

In his drunken rage, Arthur casted a spell on Francis, causing him to de-age by at least half a millennia. However there is a side-effect: His son Matthew Williams matured 500 years ahead of his time. Hilarity and chaos ensue. FACE-centric

He hadn't meant to loose his son. Honestly, he hadn't. He was just so unused to being what the humans called an 'active father'.

The jeering and mocking young Anko received from other kids goes overboard. Uncreative and boring as their chants of 'Tomboy' are, there was only so much name-calling a girl can handle. To prove them wrong, Anko wants to enter a contest. But to do that, she will need her sensei's help. LONG HIATUS.

He was ambitious. He was proud. And he was happy. Alfred F. Jones flew alongside the greatest aces in the world, escaping from the greatest perils of war victorious. Until he was shot down in Axis territory. World War II AU. AmeGer, EngCan.

Kenny pondered how desperate he actually felt in that moment as he stared up at the dark second story window. Kenstophe

...when you ask him to go to the local pharmacy to buy you pads. Yes, THOSE kind of pads. - A series of one-shots depicting Soul and Maka's trust in one another

Since its foundation, Stanford has had a steady history of disappearing women; not according to the law it hasn't. The students beg to differ, it has caught the attention of Sam and Dean. A certain blonde student is appearing at parties, and in old photos

Baised on Arkham-Insanity's "Chibi Prussia Diaries." This takes place right after the 5th one. Young Prussia has gone and gotten himself into trouble with the Roman Empire. Germania has to deal with it. Better summary and explination inside.

Slightly AU. Christmas is coming up and Noble Team is getting ready. Madness ensues as Spartans try to follow holiday traditions. Meanwhile, one of them refuses to celebrate! Can the team change his mind? CarterxKat, maybe other pairings later

Movie Verse : 2009 As the Autobots struggle to battle both the Decepticons and the Fallen, Bumblebee must fight his own inner battle concerning not only his creation, but also his place amongst those he considers comrades and enemies. ROTF

Like in every game of Telephone, the starting message never reaches the end intact.

England is the master of the game Battleship, and also a very, very sore winner. How do the other countries put up with this? By deflating that oversized ego of his, of course! By pitting him against one of the most unlikely nations of all.

Merlin gets fed up of hearing his dorm neighbour Arthur's rather loud amorous activities, so he decides to give him a run for his money. Modern AU.

I still haven't figured out exactly what a faggot is, but I know it's not good and that kids laugh at you when you get called one, and I know that me and Mattie definitely ain't one—whatever it is. A F/A/C/E family oneshot.

She was screwed. Being an amnesiac former-human-now-Treecko whom Grovyle refused to be civil to was one thing, but having her only other friend believe in everything opposite to her new life's mission was proving to be...frustrating. This is PMD2 - my version.

In which Matthew is a spy, Ludwig doesn't believe it, and Gilbert is right for once but no one believes him. Ludwig/Matthew

Kenny/Christophe/Gregory Kenny is drunk, Gregory is smug, and Christophe is willfully obtuse. Also at some point a threesome happens.

Sideswipe hates teleporting and therefore, by association, hates Skywarp. Sunstreaker unleashes an unholy wrath upon the Decepticon base due to a misunderstanding. No jet packs or GPS systems were harmed in the making of this fic…Beyond repair anyway.

Christope became a real person in Kenny's head one dismal Thursday afternoon in February.

What was so wrong with hooking up with an old enemy every now and then to lick each other's wounds? Especially when they are so good at the licking part... RussiaxAmerica, M for saucy content.

Rule Number One: Don't ever, ever, EVER stab your commanding officer in the back. Rule Number Two: On the off chance that you ignore Rule Number One, you better run like hell. Far, far away.

Amanda frowned as she watched her son linger in the doorway of the master bedroom. Spock's had a bad day, and wakes his mother up in the middle of the night. Sarek/Amanda Spock Fluff.

Movieverse. Sideswipe and Sunstreaker are twins - so why is this silver Corvette calling himself Sideswipe, especially with no Sunstreaker to be found? No pairings, one-shot.

Gaara are you upset?" Sakura asked hesitantly. "Of course I'm upset, The Akatsuki are sending you love letters" he growled. "But it's not even like the Akatsuki" Sakura exclaimed. "It's more like the Akatsuki on Crack!" OOCness. You have been warned

Like many tourists world-wide Wizards tend to take things they shouldn't. Unlike their Muggle counterparts however, the things they generally take are much larger and it's the job of many a frustrated Auror to see to it that the stolen items are returned.

hahahaha, remade. hope you like. Kenny uses alot of naughty words... A four day week with Kenny in which he finds out something interesting about himself concerning our favorite French Mercenary. KennyxChristophe

Because the Alarm-O-Tron can shout about more than just the RED Spy in your base.

Christophe/Kenny; Christophe doesn't do relationships, and Kenny's not pushing. He just needs a place to stay once in a while. It's a comfortable routine, until a life changing decision and a forgiveness Christophe doesn't believe he deserves.

Because he'd always liked her. Even before he knew she wasn't a man. ShangxPing /Mulan

During a family outing at the London Zoo, Harry has an unexpected encounter with Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia. But what happens when the Dursleys must deal with Harry's wife . . . Luna Lovegood!

A new home, a new school. It's true it can be scary. This is the story of Chihiro after she got back from the Spirit World. This is a Christmas gift of two years ago for my Gf, , that I still love.

After Gaara injures his...ahem, manhood, it will take one special medic nin to heal him. After embarrassment, blushes, and hand slippings, Gaara gets fed up with Sakura's teasing and takes things into his own hands. ONESHOT GaaraxSakura

There had been a time where they had been friends. A time where they would laugh and be accomplices. But that was before. Before he ever started considering love. Before she stopped needing him. Zelink

Gaara can usually deny the demon living within himself, but what happens when Gaara wants the same thing he does?...GaaSaku Oneshot

Strange what pressing the wrong button can do. It landed Violet Parr into the Golden age of supers, where she meets her dad fighting crime in his prime. But, more importantly, she meets Buddy, a kid with more dreams and attitude than she can handle.

Kenny McCormick is used to being ignored. Even dying doesn't get him noticed, but Kenny's fine with that, because the good thing about being ignored is that you don't have to worry about anyone leaving you. Completed.

When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.

No one ever remembers to watch out for Jazz.

Some days you just lose your cool and bite some heads off. Sideswipe is no exception.

At a butlering convention, Alfred has a moment of weakness.