ClayAikenLover
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Joined 02-15-03, id: 342923
hi everyone. ok to start off i want to thank you if you have read my story. thank you VERY much. and if you haven't please do. okay i want to tell you people a few things about myself. first i am OBSESSED with 4 things.
1)lord of the rings. i mean obsessed ask me any question about the movies and i'll answer it. go on give me one. i love LOTR more than words can express. when i'm watching those movies i literally feel something well up inside of me. i feel good watching those movies. i love them! and there are so many great lines and characters and scenes. i mean Sam is teh best, he's my hero. and Frodo oh God i love u. and Merry and Pippin can they be any cuter and more awesome? i doubt it. and eowyn and gandalf and faramir and theoden (rest in peace and i love u) and aragorn and gimli and eomer and legolas. they all rox! and those lines that tear at your heart.
"do u remember the shire mr frooo? it'll be spring soon and the orchards'll be in blossom. and the birds will be nesting in the hazel thicket, and they'll be sowing the summer barley in teh lower fields, and eating the first of the strawberries w/ cream. do u remeember teh taste of strawberries?"
"no sam i can't recall teh taste of food, nor teh sound of water, nor the touch of grass. i'm...naked in teh dark. there's-- there'e nothing. no veil between me and teh wheel of fire! i can see him w/ my waking eyees!"
"Then lets us be rid of it, once and for all. Come on , mr. frodo i can't carry it for you, but i can carry you! Come on!"
God i love it! and Pippin's beautiful song
home is behind
the world ahead
and there are many paths to tread
through shadow
to the edge of night
until teh stars are all alight
mist and shadow
cloud and shade
all shall fade
all shall fade"
and theoden's speech
"arise, arise riders of theoden. spears shall be shaken shields shall be splintered. a sword day, a red day, ere teh sun rises. ride now! ride now! ride! ride for ruin and the world's ending! death! death! death! death! forth eorlingas!"
Love it so much! and aragorns' speech too
"hold your ground! hold your ground! sons of gondor, or rohan, my brothers. i see in ur eyes teh same fear that would take the heart of me, a day may come when teh courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of Fellowship. but it is not this day. an hour of wolves and shattered shields when teh age of Men comes crashing down. but it is not this day. this day we fight! by all that u hold dear on this good earth, i bid u stand! Men of the West!"
and many more that i don't have time to type out. but the movies rock as do the books which i am in the process of finishing to read. and may i just say that the hobbits are extrememly sexy. i didn't get into them until after the movies ended so the guys is not the reason i feel in love and began to watch the movies. i can't stand it when ppl talk about lord of the rings w/ teenagers (in magizines and t.v) and all they say is w/ cuties elijah wood and orlando bloom. first of all taht is not the reason u go see these movies unless u r unbelievably shallow. second of all dom monaghan and billy boyd and david wenham are much more attractive tehn orlando bloom in my opinion. and here come teh hate emails...lol but i have to admit elijah wood and the otehr hobbits are really hot. but they are perks only in comparsion to teh cinema genius that is the Lord of the Rings movies.
2)Star Wars. all of them.i plan to write a star wars story after this on perhaps. my fav characters are obi-wan, anakin, luke and rd-d2.
3) smallville fav character is lex luther. maybe write a story someday. Someday.
4)Clay Aiken of American Idol II. I LOVE his music and i LOVE him! he is so darn adorable and he is just sooooo frigin' sexy! i can't stand it sometimes.I love clay. clay is number one and please for you ruben fans don't flame me because of my previous statement. go clay. clay all the way! and...i've seen him in concert twice so blah!!!!
some other things are my music taste. here are some groups who rock.
1 Evanescenc-best group out there. one of the few c.d.s i can listen too straight through and love every song. evanescence rox. go amy lee!!!!!!!!
2 Good Charlotte- i haven't listened to their whole first album yet but young and hopeless rocks. also love every song. the anthem is #1. love you joel. u too benji, billy,chris and paul.
3 simple plan-love the c.d. which has the funniest title. no pads, no helmets,...just balls. hehe i love it. go pierre!!
4 linkin park-very cool. have hybrid theory AND meteora and getting reanimation this weekend. i love their videos. yay chester!]
5 blink-182- love their videos too. except maybe i miss you. their music is sooo cool. yay!!!
6 maroon 5- just a really cool group. getting c.d real soon. all of you buy it!! best song is harder to breath!!! adam is soo cute!!!! jealous of girl in this love video
anyway that's about it my music distastes are..
britney spears(except toxic which is actually a good song) the slut can't sing
hilary duff-can't sing or act for her life. so frigin' preppy. insult to anyone and everything punk
kelly clarkson-not sure why just do
anything rap. ok i'm done now gonna work on shattered peace.
*that is it my friends. all i have to say is please read the stories in my favorites. they really rock. (i do not like capital letters if u haven't guessed yet LOL)

Oh and on an important note. for those who like clay aiken please read my clay story. it is located on a clay fansite considering that ff doesn't allow real people story. here is the link to the story. and don't ask me how to review because teh site just changed and of now i don't know.
now read it and rate it high

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Dressing Wounds by Personification of Fluff reviews
SM [completed] Rated R for citrusy situations When Sango finds out how much Miroku cares for her, it's the battle of the sexes! The prize? Sango's heart, of course. Fluff-filled chapters, and an attempt to break every cliche and fill each plothole!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 139,394 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/3/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Sango, Miroku - Complete
19 pick up lines Miroku could use on Sango by sesshygirl3 reviews
full title: 19 pick up lines miroku could use on sango... that'd never work. title kinda says it all, eh? oneshot mirsan... kinda. wierd twist at the end.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/15/2004 - Miroku, Sango - Complete
The True Story of How Faramir Found Boromir by Im A Brandybuck reviews
So you really want to know what happened? You want to know how Faramir learned of his Brother's death? Well he's here to tell you! Listen to Faramir as he retells his heart touching story. R&R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2004 - Faramir, Boromir
The True Story of How Pippin Found the Palantir by Im A Brandybuck reviews
So how did Pippin find that Palantir anyway? You wanna know the true story? Well you're in luck because Pippin is here to tell you how it really happened! R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/26/2004 - Peregrin T.
Run To Me by InuPhoenix reviews
COMPLETE! InuYasha and the gang finally killed Naraku,but InuYasha lost Kikyo in the process.InuYasha feels the pain again and this time he dosent shut Kagome out.Will it be possible for them to love another without the guilt? IYK MS
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,911 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/9/2004 - Published: 11/15/2003 - Complete
Penguin's Poem by ElliKat reviews
Legolas was sexy, til he lost his legsie. Aragorn was hot, til he smoked pot. Read to find out about the other characters.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/11/2004
Mission Alive by Bulma Greenleaf reviews
What if Boromir's spirit lived on after he died? What if Boromir's spirit wanted to live again, and needed a body to live in because his friends threw his body of a giant waterfall? Enjoy! RR please! And FINALLY! A brand new chapter is up! Chapter 8!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,176 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/5/2003 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Boromir
A Walk Out Of Reach by Firnsarnien reviews
*Complete* Legolas and Aragorn must use the trees to make their escape after Legolas is wounded. After meeting up with Elladan and Elrohir on the way, the four try to make it back to Rivendell unscathed.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,972 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/5/2003 - Published: 1/26/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Winning and Losing by Ole 4 Clay reviews
For Clay Aiken fans. We probably all feel the same, that Clay shoulda won. here's a little poem i thought you'd like...if you read, please review as well! (PLEASE NO FLAMES! ^_^)
Fanfiction Poetry - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/22/2003
Falls the Shadow by Darth Breezy reviews
Anakin/Padme' agnsty romance, rated for jedi nookie. COMPLEATE, "End of the Fall"
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,450 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/23/2002 - Published: 9/22/2002 - Complete
Anakin on Fatherhood, subtitled:dating my daughter by Darth Breezy reviews
A very breif, humorous AU story about Leia's first date with Han
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/21/2002 - Complete
Go, go, goal! by Luthien Tinuviel reviews
Lord of the Rings vs. Harry Potter in the ultimate berserk football match. Expect madness. I'm fresh out of Silmarils, but I can give you Philosopher's Stones if you review! **COMPLETE!!!!** That's it! The Conclusion, and Mara's Revenge!
Book X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,802 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/18/2002 - Published: 7/25/2002 - Complete
What They Fear by Salysha reviews
A spoof on the many fears of the Fellowship. Frodo is the normal one with only a bad case of arachnophobia; it is Aragorn who takes the cake. Involves the whole Fellowship.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,590 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 25 - Updated: 8/26/2002 - Published: 8/24/2002 - Aragorn, Boromir - Complete
Iceman by crzy4ashmore reviews
This is how I think Bobby/Iceman feels when he finds out that Magneto has Rogue. It's not really B/R but sort of. You'll see what I mean. Please review!!! OK I fixed her name...thanks for the tip.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/4/2002
Clow Tablets, A Journey Around The World by Eternal Contradiction reviews
Sakura has a vision which leads her on a trek around the world. She will meet old friends and find new romances. *chapter 4* Thieves In The Night & Sex Obsessed Animals S+S E+T
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,172 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/28/2001 - Published: 10/11/2001
Cerasi by Jania Jitsu reviews
This is something I must have written a year ago. It seems like forever. I find it kind of amusing now, and I just thought I'd share.
Jedi Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/20/2001
The Choices We Make by InfamousB reviews
The way JA The Call To Vengeance should have ended! (Well, at least I think so. *grin*) My first attempt at a JA fic. I hope you enjoy.
Jedi Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,166 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2001
Sakura Defeats... by EvilDraconian reviews
Okay, I made a mistake in censoring. Contains a hentai-ish sorta short scene at the end... You'll have to r&r this fic to find out what Sakura defeats! Enjoy!
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/24/2001
The Seduction of Sakura by Kit Spooner reviews
The infamous 'Lime or Strawberry' fic. Features a horny Sakura, a baffled Syaoran, and a highly amused sex shop clerk. [complete]
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,636 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/23/2001 - Syaoran L., Sakura K. - Complete