...a story is only as good as how you tell it...

~Will-herm-simetra~

Fave Books: Harry Potter, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Artemis Fowl, Eragon, DaVinci Code, Septimus Heap, False Memory, Deltora Quest, Airman, Twilight saga

Fave Characters in fave books: Hermione G., Lily P., Klaus B., Isadora Q., Holly S., Artemis F., Eragon, Septimus H., Albus D., Dusty R., Lief, C. Broekhart, Edward C., Bella S., Jacob B.

Hobbies: Reading, writing stories, singing (i can't though haha), drawing, playing Basketball, Badminton, Tennis (though playing sports is rare now...very rare), watch TV, organizing (if I'm in the mood)

Cool Quotes:

"The brave would not live forever, but the cautious would not live at all..."- Princess Diaries

“Life is long and useful, like toilet paper…” –anonymous

“Forgetting someone is like trying to remember someone you don’t know…” –anonymous

“And so the Lion fell in love with the lamb…” – Twilight

"I don't know...they got brooms..." -Jackson Rathbone (please don't ask where that came from nor what it means; long story)

“Mrs. Incredible: Everyone’s special, Dash

Dash: Which is another way of saying that no one is…” – The Incredibles (hmm…makes you think what Dash means by that, eh?)

“Cool Definitions:

-Dictionary : A place where "success" comes before "work" .

-Etc : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do .

-Experience : The name men give to their mistakes

-Criminal : A guy no different from the rest ...except that he got caught .

-Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight .” –from an e-mail forward (there’s a lot more where those came from)

Criteria for Stories I will read:

1. Humorous (not in a stupid way), adventure, mystery, interesting, exciting, moving, somehow sweet,(for romance; but not overly sweet.)

2. They have good ships or pairings (nothing gross or slash, no offense to those slash supporters)

3. As long as the first impression sounds good and interesting.

4. If you update quickly (even if I don't do that myself...hehe.._)

5. Switching boides is great by the way! I think it's immensely funny (depends on how u do it)...especially if it's about 2 people that don't get along (which is usually the case and the reason why they change)

6. No overly sweet and too much (as in in extremely excessive) snogging that could cause violet retching (ok, maybe i exagerated a bit)

7. Something that makes sense, if it doesn't (meaning if it's just a pointless babble) it better be funny...hehehe

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