perspicaciousSophic
Birthday: March 25th Race: Hispanic, Normal height , brown hair and eyes. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. (\)_(/) If you sit in your car waiting for the song you love to be over, then leave... If someone tells you "don't look now", but you do anyway... If you believe that the saying "Sometimes the brightest smile hides the deepest pain" is true... If you love waking up in the middle of the night, and realizing you have more time to sleep... If you hate waking up from a good dream and it won't come back... If your headphones are ALWAYS tangled... If slow computers drive you CRAZY... If you love laughing until it hurts and you can't breathe... If you used to blow into video games and it actually made them work... If you use your cell phone to see in the dark... If you can't help but find everything hilarious at 4 AM... If you think those 5 extra minutes of sleep really make a difference... If your fridge has NOTHING in it to eat, no matter how full it is... If all those years you watched Blues Clues, you never realized Blue was a GIRL... If you can't stand to hear your own voice in videos or recordings... If you pull out your phone and pretend to text in awkward situations... If you check behind the shower curtain for murderers before getting in... If you love people who text back instantly... If you stand in the shower for ages because the hot water feels soooo good... If you really wish you could record your dreams and watch them later... If you don't consider people who have only seen the movies to be "real" Harry Potter fans... If you wish music played during epic moments in your life, like in movies... If you hate getting out of the shower and it's FREEZING... If you walk a little faster when you see a creepy van... If you hate how the best part of your dream is always right about to happen when you wake up... If you haven't lost it... you just... haven't found it yet... If you and your best friend can say one word and almost die from laughing hysterically... If you have to try SO hard not to laugh when you're getting scolded... If you and your best friend could sit down next to each other, not say a single word, and walk away feeling as if it was the greatest conversation ever... If you stop the microwave before it hits 0:00 to avoid hearing the loud BEEPs... If you know because everyone's house has a different smell that yours must have one. But you still can't smell it!... If you have to say the entire alphabet out loud because you can't remember what letter comes next... If you get paranoid because the spider you saw five seconds ago isn't there anymore... If you hate it when you think of a really good comeback after the argument... If you love it when teachers get off track and tell you stories about their life... If your favorite song always seems to come on right as you pull into your driveway... If you mentally say "Wed-nes-day" when writing the word "Wednesday"... If you used to climb on furniture and pretend the floor was lava... If you want to STRANGLE that kid who reminds the teacher about homework and quizzes... If you were first in Mario Kart, you fell off a cliff, and then you were... last... If whenever someone says 'I like your shirt', you look down to see what you're wearing... If you look down at your cell phone when you're walking past someone you want to avoid... If you told the person who called you a name "Words can cut deeper than a sharpened sword, and be just as deadly"... If you would fit into all the universes of cartoons, animes, and books that you read and watch better than at school or home... If you cried watching season 1 episode 26 of the 2012 teenage mutant ninja turtles... If you hate when teachers say "From all the talking, I assume everyone is done."... If you have dropped your phone on your face while laying down texting... If once you turn off all the lights in the basement you run the heck out of there... If you feel like a ninja whenever you drop something and catch it... Then you are the best kind of human there is, and we should be related If you are insane and proud of it, copy this into your profile. If you've ever looked for something that was in your hand or right in front of you, copy and paste this in your profile. If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever felt like someone(thing) was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile If you are wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile If you don't have a myspace and you don't want a myspace, copy this into your profile. If you're part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you believe in doing what you love, no matter what other people might think, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love wolves, copy and paste this to your profile D* put this R* on your E* page if you A* prefer your M* imagination S* over reality If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile. Chocolate is YUMMY! If you are a chocoholic, copy and paste this to your profile. If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile. PLEASE READ. I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it like it didn't touch your heart. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or visa versa copy this into your profile Do you know that the average American reads only three books a year? If you believe that it's not possible to read so little, copy this into your profile. If you have ever gone a REALLY long time without blinking copy this on your profile (there was a statue of an angel nearby. Hint hint whovian hint hint) Newscasters are the people who tell you "Good evening" and then proceed to tell you why it's not. I live in my own little world. But that's okay; they know me there. If you can't convince them, confuse them If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up. You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same. Don't make me mad... I'm known to bite at random Most teachers promote the three R's; Reading, 'Riting, and 'Rithmetic. Then there are those that promote three S's; Sit down, Shut up, and STOP DRIVING ME CRAZY!! Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon. I didn't invent sarcasm, but I perfected it If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. If you can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If you can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If you can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If you can't kill 'em, you're screwed. When your bored and want something to do, open your text book and start writing, "Terrorist attack at 3:00 AM" on all the pages, then give it to a cop. When he asks who wrote this, say your teachers name and take him to the school. When your teacher tells you to solve a problem on the board, go up there and start writing her life story. Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid. Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. Smile. It scares people. What does not kill me had better run pretty darn fast! Yeah, I'm crazy, it runs in the family, what's your excuse? you sound almost chipper. What happened today - you run over a small child or something? There are very few problems that can not be solved using a large amount of explosives I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die. I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away. If you laugh I will laugh, if you cry I will cry, and if you jump out a window I will laugh harder If it starts actually raining cats and dogs, don't go outside (The Answering Machine) Hi. I am probably home. I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you Hi, this is the refrigerator. John's answering machine is broken but i'll give the message to John. Now just speak very slowly while i write down the message and stick it to myself with these little cute magnets I'm out of my mind! but feel free to leave me a message (end answering machine) My doctor asked if any members of my family suffered from insanity, I replied, no, we all seem to enjoy it Just remember, everything happens for a reason. So when I smack you upside the head, remember... I had a reason! Whatever it is, I didn't do it. Unless I was supposed to do it, in which case I did it brilliantly Bleach and latex gloves: $10... Plastic wrap, trash bags and duct tape: $ 20...Chainsaw: $200 The Horrified look on the cashiers face: PRICELESS! I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it A friend would help you up when you trip and fall. A best friend would laugh, trip you again, then laugh some more!(: Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed - Proceed With Caution." I don't know about you, but a highlight of my childhood was talking into the fan to hear my robot voice I couldn't ask for better friends. I could ask for normal friends, but where's the fun in that?! I am so talented I can fall up the stairs, trip on flat surfaces, and get hit by a parked car. Aren't I just amazing? :) I wonder if anyone else has road rage when pushing a cart through the aisles at Wal-Mart? The 12-step chocoholics program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE! Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with! Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary I have the kind of friends that if my house was burning down, they'd be there making S'mores and hitting on hot firemen Sarcastic?! ME?! Never! Sometimes I wonder, 'Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?'... then it hits me Friends ask why you're crying...Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry Sarcasm is not a free service I offer...It's a personality trait I'm smiling. That alone should scare you I'm that type of boy that makes the devil go "oh crap, he's up!" when my feet hit the floor in the morning Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional What you're looking for is always in the last place you look..." Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking!" When life gives you lemons, Throw them back and yell "I want oranges" If a turtle is missing its shell is it homeless or naked? here's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird The voices and I took a vote, and your insane (On a T-Shirt) Who are you, and why are you reading my shirt? Normal people worry me. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it. My friend text-ed me asking "what does 'idk' mean?" so I said "I don't know" and she said "omg! NO one knows!" I'm that type of boy who walks into chairs and says sorry If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried "If all your friends were jumping off a cliff would you jump off too?" -- "If it meant that I would never hear that stupid cliche again I would be first in line." When in doubt, push random buttons! It's okay to talk to inanimate objects, its when they talk back that you should be worried A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk; I have a work station... When Life gives you lemons squirt them in Life's eyes!! Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door I'm one of those people who could perfectly understand Jack Sparrow's confusing rants and when your friends all had confounded expressions on their faces you were like, "well duh that made perfect sense" You Know You're a Book Nerd If: You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. You stay up to read a book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. Just about everything you do revolves around reading. If you're not reading, you're probably on fanfiction.net, drawing fan art, etc. You try to get all of your friends to read your favorite books. Everything reminds you of the book. (EVERYTHING) You quote random lines all the time. (ALL THE TIME.) You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. You have pictures of your favorite characters on your computer. You've got a book memorized. You've read a specific book more than five times. (lots...) You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (Of course I have! That's tiny! It would only take about 4 hours, if I like the book. ) You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. 6 truths of life 1- You cannot touch all of your top teeth with your tongue 2- All Idiots, after reading the first truth, will try 3- And discovered that the first truth is a lie and feel superior because they can do it 4- You're smiling now because you're an idiot 5- You soon will paste it on your profile for other idiots 6- There is still a stupid smile on your face Re-post if you are an idiot like me! Great Gravity Falls Lyrics By Nova Fox In this town Secrets abound Evil's lurking, don't go searching The truth's engulfed by darkness Don't dare shine your light on this Keep running from the mysteries Or you will Regret it And then sooner or later You'll wish you never learned them Evil's lurking, don't go searching The truth's engulfed by darkness Don't dare shine your light on this Keep running from the mysteries In this town Secrets abound Evil's lurking, don't go searching The truth's engulfed by darkness Don't dare shine your light on this Keep running from the mysteries Or you will Regret it And then sooner or later You'll wish you never learned them |
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