"You take everything from me. You can't even help it;" Blair accused her once, "It's who you are". Sometimes Serena skims through Dan's only best seller and thinks that it might be the opposite.

In which I work out my "if I had my way" aggression. What if instead of apathy and misery we'd gotten...this? These are small fics I wrote in response to an ask meme on tumblr. I was asked to publish them so they could be viewed more easily. The prompts were given by tumblr users so each chapter is unrelated to the next. I've posted them as close to chronological order as I can.

"I love you, Blair." Dan says sadly, matter-of-factly. "But I can't go all my life waiting to catch you between husbands." DB/SN.

Someone's breath is ripping through the air, panicked, loud, and he realizes that it's him. "Casey, Casey, Casey, oh god, Casey, say something." But she never listens to him, does she? (One car accident for one realization.)

"You think I don't want to marry you? Blair, I think I'd have married you back when we were at W and you ran off with the stapler."

stiles/lydia. "Doesn't he know that the protocol for nearly being mauled by a werewolf at prom is to let someone help you and tend to your wounds?"

As she mutters back an equally nervous "yes," she swears that Alo Creevey will never cease to amaze her. This is a one-time thing, Mins. It can't happen again. Getting attached only leads to destruction.

She's not sure what she was expecting. There's a part of her that entertained the idea that perhaps nothing had changed. Nothing would be different. She would waltz through his door like she always had. They would make amends like they always had. He would envelop her in his arms like he always had. Because he was good. Because he was Dan. Her Dan. Post-Season 5 Finale

Post S5 Finale, how S6 could go for Dan and Blair. Blair POV. A long one shot.

Post 5x24. Enough said.

A collection of one-shot stories centered around some of Dan and Blair's favorite things.[Discontinued, for now. Keeping up only because all chapters are stand-alone fics.]

Austin thinks he's a cat. Trish thinks it's hilarious. Dez thinks this would be a good time for ham. Dallas thinks he should ask Ally out, but cat-Austin is a little territorial. And Ally thought it couldn't get any worse. .Auslly oneshot.

Or When Dan Tells Blair. To the surprise of no one, Dan is the affectionate one in their relationship. DAIR.

Twirl, ballerina, twirl. Mini x Alo. Oneshot. Spoilers for 6x09.

Grief does funny things to people. Even overnight internet sensations like Austin Moon. .Auslly. .Angst, you have been warned.

How well do you know Blair Waldorf? Just a small fluff piece, Dan/Blair

Diecinueve años después, Draco y Hermione vuelven a encontrarse en la estación de King's Cross. Sus hijos parecen haber trabado amistad, ¿pero serán ellos capaces de dejar atrás las viejas rencillas? Dramione, post-epílogo. Regalo para Dubhesigrid.

Accomplished author of exactly twelve short stories and a one-act play at twenty-seven, he had lived a lot of life. But today he remembered a time that seemed very long ago & he didn't know how it happened. So he took to his pen. Dan/Blair

Frustrated with the Minister for Magic and in possession of two left feet, Hermione is forced to take dance lessons. Under her instructors, she not only learns to move with grace, but gets more than she bargained for in the process. Veela!Draco

A punto de los veintitrés años, Harry tiene un fin de semana planeado y una caja de terciopelo en el bolsillo para su novia desde el colegio. El problema está en que ella ya lo sabe, y que ni su fin de semana será tranquilo, ni estarán solos. H/G R/Hr

COMPLETE! "You know that love really isn't what they say it is, right? In the books? In the fairytales? Nobody comes and rescues you from your tower. Nobody fights off a big bad witch or even slays a dragon." A story in which everyone wants someone other than the one they're with. Post-Hogwarts, ultimately D/Hr.

"If their eyes ever drop down to the other's lips, or their gazes linger longer than necessary; if Dan brushes his arm against hers once, twice, thrice too many – not one of them breathes a word." Dan/Blair

02. Distraction: He tries really hard not to think about Blair and fails miserably.

She's teamed up with the little girl instead of the boy who loves her. Katniss Everdeen and the girl from Eleven are ruining their best-laid plans. So, "Caesar," they say, "Announce the change." -This is an alternate chronology for The Hunger Games.-

Ron cheats on Hermione and she decides a little revenge is in order. Re write.

Draco makes a bet with Blaise that will change everything. "You pick the girl and I'll have her eating out of my hand by Valentine's Day." "Any girl at all?" Blaise's grin was positively evil. Funny bit of fluff I wrote for Valentine's Day. AU one shot.

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger, happiness found in tragedy and tragedy born from ecstasy. A life lived beyond the realm of reality. EWE. DMHG.

A Leah no le gustan las sorpresas. Pero dado que a las sorpresas si les gusta Leah, ha aprendido a que no la dejen desarmada. O eso creía. Porque encontrarse a Paul aporreando a duras penas su puerta -SU puerta. Paul- no es algo fácil de imaginar.

Hermione has everything she could possibly want... Except a life. People are getting sick of her superior attitude, especially Draco Malfoy, who schemes to get her down, once and for all. And then there's the thing with The Bracelet... 7th year AR. COMPLETE SINCE 2009 XD

There are two things that bother him when he looks at Rachel: how her eyes are nothing like Juliet's, but her mouth is just the same. Post-S6. Spoilers for "The End."

Charlotte has kissed a frog and gotten a prince. Naveen has found a pretty rich girl to marry. Tiana has finally obtained the money for her restaurant. And now everyone's getting exactly what they thought they wanted... Alternate ending AU.

Parker&Logan&Veronica. Hay un chico, y una chica. Y la chica ama locamente al chico, y el chico ama locamente a la chica. Logan es el chico. Pero, Parker sabe, no es la chica.

No podrían decir cómo empezó, de la misma manera que no pueden detenerlo. Sucede. No hablan, no se miran. Pero se tocan. Se sienten. Draco/Ginny. Spoilers DH. Regalo para Nott Mordred

Drabble; Ves en sus brazos como su dolor va desapareciendo, amortiguándolo por deseo. Es piel idéntica contra piel idéntica, sus labios calidos y tan parecidos a los tuyos, y el miedo ya inexistente que comparten con cada roce. Effy/Tony. Para Mariana.

Tanya&Edward. Se inclina. Risueña. El estoy aquí ahora, Edward, colgando de los labios. Lo voy a estar hasta que te mueras.

DB; minor NS. Dan realizes that it's no excuse to say that a relationship doesn't work because he comes from a different world than she does: if you want it to work badly enough, it will. And it does.

En otras circunstancias, sus ojos no se hubiera detenido por más de un segundo en Draco Malfoy, pero cuando la miró, se sintió anclada a él, como si dos piezas gemelas acabaran de conectar. Draco M/Katie B.

Después de más de cien años de existencia sin sentido, Jasper guardó muy pocas cosas. Tan sólo recuerdos y un mapa de cicatrices por todo el cuerpo, que conducen mil y una historias. Jasper/Alice. SPOILERS de Eclipse. Regalo para Nott Mordred.

SLASH. In an AU future where Voldermort wins, an accident in the supplies closet send Draco back in time to the days of the Marauders. To his horror he's sorted into GRYFFINDOR and the father of his rival, James Potter, suddenly won't leave him alone.

Ella no cree en los cuentos de hadas. SPOILERS BD Paul/Rachel

TV. Need is not love and regret is always the watchword. Blair. Dan. Chuck. Oneshot.

Edward&Alice. Porque todo el mundo sabe que aquello que no se dice es como si no existiera. Regalo para Lavie.

After Dan and Serena break up, Dan finds comfort and a friend in someone he never thought he'd talk to again, Blair Waldorf. What if Blair hadn't played Chuck's little date game? Post 2x12 Completely re-imagines 2x13 A Wonderful Lie. Dan/Blair! FTW

Alice&Jasper. Porque él no volverá a causar pánico y ella no volverá a sentirlo.

“Nunca se muere el deseo, dice una voz sedosa junto a su cuello, no importa lo que hayan intentado para matártelo, no importa lo que te hayan hecho pasar.” Rosalie/Heidi FEMSLASH

Es la mejor muñeca que se pudo crear jamás. Y está tirada en medio de la calle.

Porque antes que Malfoy, Narcissa es Black, y se pertenecen los unos a los otros durante un instante o durante toda la vida. Sirius/Narcissa Respuesta a la petición de Thaly

Porque Charlie Weasley nació para lo eterno y lo grandioso. Para vivir a fuego y llorar a sangre. R&R

Oneshot. Nate? Gone. Serena? Gone. Friends? Gone. Chuck? Gone. After being rejected by everyone in her life, Blair turns to the last person on earth that she ever expected to turn to. Imagine her surprise when he doesn't send her away. Post 1x13.

He had made her into someone she was not. Oneshot. DracoHermione.