I welcome the brave souls that dare enter my lair of doom! This be Lion Under The Bed, the horrible fanfiction writer that will haunt you with her terrifyingly bad stories and cliched plots!

Anyway, now that I've introduced myself, let's get to business.

I'm rather new here at FF.net. I mean, I've read many stories and such, but I've never really gotten to uploading any of my own. You know, fear of criticism and all that. Besides, I've only written oneshots and drabbles. Or, well, I have started with other stories, really long stories with a grand plot and packed with action, but then I'm like halfway through the second chapter and I go, "Meh. Bother." I mean, I still want to write the story, but not with the same feverish rush as before. I feel as though I've better things to do, and I really don't to post any half-assed stories. So, yeah, only expect oneshots and drabbles from me for a while. I'm rambling, aren't I?

Well, anyway. As I have stated many times before in this very boring profile, I'm not that good at writing, and English isn't my mother language, so I don't know the slang or what words are mainstream, so please bear with me. I'll do my very best, and please tell if there's been some horrible mistake with the words and I completly ruined a fic. So, thanks for reading this, you brave, brave soul.

-Lion