Michael Myers and Karen Miller meet during one of the darkest days in the girl's young life, forging a special bond between them. 9 yrs. later, Karen allows Michael to seal that bond, leading her to the truth about her father. In order to save herself and preserve Michael's identity as being Haddonfield's only Boogeyman, Karen must confront her past and face a very dark reality.

Is everything really as it seems to Thorin and company when they meet Bilbo. I do so love reading the comments you leave me :D Will end up containing mentions of Durincest and slash if this isn't your thing please don't read and flame me.

It all started with a silly, silly prank. But the events it triggered were bigger than anyone could have foreseen. it just really has some of everything. ZADR, hurt/comfort, angst, psychological, insanity the non-funny kind , friendship/romance, will eventually contain lemon, some hinted RAPR,

Bilbo has been planning to kill himself for a while. However, he wants to go out with a big bang and not just a common death. Cue Gandalf and his invitation to a dangerous adventure that will surely give him an opportunity to die in a lot of interesting ways. Now, if only those bothersome dwarves stop saving him at every attempt . . . Full prompt inside. Half serious, half not.

Dawn is an abused child who finds herself seeking refuge in the lair of Jason Voorhees. While the killer undergoes the trials of becoming close to a human, his obsession for Dawn leads him to destroy more souls than ever planned. Despite what some actions may insinuate, Jason will never live as a true hero. Will be a 2 volume story. Jason is the FVJ version.

*UPDATED* - Krystina never wanted to go camping in the middle of nowhere for the summer; but fate will lead her on an unexpected journey filled with danger, terror, and life-changing revelations. When she meets a legend in the flesh will she become just another smear on Crystal Lake's bloody history, or will she discover a way to keep her life and maybe even save a tortured soul?

Diana is an obsessed Friday the 13th fan who is told by those around her that her passion will lead her nowhere. That is, until she encounters the real Jason Voorhees, and her life transforms into the miracle she was hoping for, and the Hell that comes with it. Will Diana's Jasonette heart beat more strongly than ever or be silenced for good?

From a kink meme prompt. After the BoFA, Bilbo Baggins disappears. Everyone assumes he has left, gone back to the Shire. They couldn't be more wrong. A blow to the head caused him to lose his memory and he somehow ended up lost inside Erebor. Lost and alone, he hides in the deep pathways until a certain pair of dwarven princes happen to find him. Future Bagginshield.

Ashling was your average Art Geek; Until Freddy,Jason, and Michael force her to use her newfound "Gift" and her love for Horror to help them fight the Remakes. Not to mention they are making her life a living hell. Rated T for language and sexual themes

Amy has been lied to and abused by her step dad. Her and her mother move away to Haddonfeild to forget the past. She wants nothing to do with any men or boy, thinking she can't ever trust them again, but what happens when she is targeted by Haddonfield's most wanted? Will she end up dead? If not, what does he want from her? Will Amy be able to trust this ruthless killer?

Gaz is a solo-gamer who needs a team partner to compete in a national video game competition, but doesn't think much of the humans around her. Neither does Zim, a solo-invader. And how will they manage all that happens after? An eventual ZAGR piece, but it won't happen the way you think it will. It wouldn't be IZ unless something went haywire. Will build up slowly. A 1st Fanfic.

One moment the Company of Thorin Oakenshield are enjoying their brief respite at Beorn's house, completely unaware that they are being watched - and that a kidnapping is just about to ensue. But not to worry though! There's popcorn. Popcorn good. (or: the start of a silly little series wherein the Dwarves and Bilbo get to watch themselves. On widescreen.)

What if hobbits had more up their sleeves than anyone realized? Or: In Which Bilbo Baggins Is Secretly An Assassin. [slash, AU, mostly movie-verse, rating may change, currently not beta-ed, on hiatus/editing].

After the rock giants' battle when Thorin saves Bilbo and they're all laying in the cave. Thilbo oneshot fluff

Bilbo is ill and so decides to accompany the Dwarves on their adventure instead of wasting away in the Shire. But is there hope for our dear Hobbit at the end of his journey? Eventual Smaugbo, with a light dash of Bagginshield thrown in.

ZaDr. I don't own IZ. Please read the updated chapter 20. I don't know what I was thinking.

Twenty-Six days is far too little to spend in your company. Twenty-six days of prompts for the Bagginshield Alphabet month on Tumblr. Most chapters part of an 'Everybody Lives' AU. Some drabbles. Plenty of Bagginshield.

An ongoing series focusing on the misadventures of Ghostface, Freddy, Michael, and Jason. After being sent to an apartment to live together, the four find themselves in the middle of a world of unsolvable problems. Includes character appearances from several other horror movie killers. Now entering season 2-from Camp Crystal Lake, to Hell then back again. Reviews are appreciated.

Bilbo Baggins had died. He had died and went to the wonderfully peaceful, ever perfect happy land that his people went to upon ending life. It had everything a hobbit could wish for; good food and cheer, song and dance, friends and nothing but endless good days. And Bilbo hated it. Good thing even in death, Bilbo was not your average Hobbit. A Bilbo goes back to fix everything.Yaoi

Bagginshield 17. "I didn't know you could sing." 'But the moment that broke the clouds, the moment that shined and finally showed to him why he was so drawn to the man was one he would happily experience again, and again, and again.'

' No, no! It's not that I think there isn't a one for you.' Bilbo said, finally coming out of his laughing fit. ' Although I wonder underneath which stone she's been hiding all this time.'

Thorin is your average man. He's got a best friend he wants to strangle, a loving family he hasn't spoken to in years, about as much love life as the Pope, and a decent paying job he excels at – as a hitman. Of course, he had to go and kill a man his bosses wanted alive and Thorin finds himself on the run, hiding out in the village of Erebor as a baker.

Sequel to Color Me Mine. Thorin and Bilbo have grown up and grown apart. They have their own lives: family, work, friends. But when Bilbo becomes Kili's kindergarten teacher, the name Baggins begins to sound very, very familiar.

Hobbits have kept themselves isolated from the rest of Middle-Earth for so long that none of them have realized just how advanced they were in comparison or the fact that their kind is now supposedly mythical. Or, Bilbo Baggins is a BAMF with a gun and many, many hidden blades and is horrified at the lack of toilets and indoor plumbing in general outside of the Shire.

In which Bilbo Baggins does not just ifind/i the Ring of Power, he learns to iuse/i it. Dark Lord Bilbo AU, featuring badass hobbits, disturbed wizards and irritated Nazgul. And a curious dragon.

AU. Here ye, here ye! Prince Thorin Oakenshield of Erebor is throwing a masquerade ball (against his will by his mother) and all are invited. Bilbo Baggins knows better than to ask his stepmother to go, but what happens when fairy godfather Gandalf arrives? Rating changed. Few OCs btw. Thorin/Bilbo, Fili/OC, Kili/OC, slight Dwalin/Ori

Hobbits believe that in order to gain, something of equal value must be lost. Bilbo Baggins is born blind but his gift allows him to see through the vibrations of the ground he walks on. Not that anyone outside of the Shire knew of the gifted ones, which made it all the more confusing at to why Gandalf would want a blind hobbit for a burglar.

Thrilbo. Bilbo tries to coax Thorin out of the treasure chamber. Thorin has a surprise of his own. Written as a gift for my sister :)

requested by tastetherain on tumblr. "Bagginshield and the No color until you touch your Soulmate AU" He clenched his fists and bit his lip until it bled, whether to keep from shouting or crying, he didn't know.

When Thorin is injured in the Battle of the Five Armies, Bilbo surprises everyone with his healing abilities. Then as Erebor starts to rebuild he continues to surprise people with his knowledge and skills. On top of everything else that is occuring there is a dwarf king and a hobbit are be trying to court one another without the other knowing. Direct Spoilers for the end of book.

Bilbo has been caught up in a crackfic in which Gandalf is a BAMF, Fili braids his hair, Ori is AWESOME, Gloin loses various body parts, Oin killed every five minutes, and Dwalin is 90% alcohol. Prepare for an adventure filled with stupidity, anachronisms, egos, rivalries, hypocrisy, majesty, and a certain party king...

When Gandalf's plans for their burglar mysteriously fell through, the Company of Thorin Oakenshield marched onward, resolving to think of another plan or find another burglar somewhere else. And as it so happens, they did indeed receive another prime burglar, if not the person or at the place they expected to. BAMF!Bilbo AU-Canon Divergence Slow Build Rating will change

The adventure doesn't end after the Battle of Five Armies. Bilbo lingers in Erebor while Thorin recovers from his wounds, and soon finds himself caught up in politics, romance, and the occasional kidnapping. Ensemble cast. AU. Eventually Thorin/Bilbo.

She tipped her head as she watched him. "Do you know what the Vena Cava is?" She asked finally."It's the largest vein in your body, running parallel to the Aorta. Sever it..." She smiled darkly. "... and you bleed out in 1 minute." MichaelxOC

In a modern AU, Kili is one of five winners to tour Woody Wanker's chocolate factory. Chaos ensues as all that can go wrong, goes wrong and dark secrets about the factory are revealed involving hundreds and hundreds of cloned Bilbo's. Will Fili survive trying to keep his little brother out of trouble? Or will he fall to the same curiosity and mischief as well? A Parody/Crack fic.

Dib and Gaz's cousin, Bianca, comes to live with them so her father can start a new life and Zim takes a liking to her. but Zim doesn't know how to handle these disgusting feelings that humans call love and other junk like that. any reviews welcome

AU — When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.

It has always been just him and his Mother, Bilbo and Belladonna, but with his mother's passing comes an old family friend who is looking for someone to share an adventure with, suddenly Bilbo finds himself traveling with a Company of Dwarves to reclaim a lost home, a home that connects to a past that Bilbo didn't know he had, and maybe the stories his mother had told him were true

Bilbo is already stressed enough, being a Hobbit on an adventure is a difficult thing! But the Dwarves are not making it any easier for the poor guy! Bilbo begins using a dangerous method to keep himself together, but how long can he keep his secret to himself? M for self-injury and lots of angst.

Hobbits are born with soul mates. Bilbo just seems to have a rather different one. He goes on a journey with thirteen Dwarves and a Wizard to find him. Bilbo/Smaug (Human form) SLASH

Dain arrives to the Lonely Mountain soon, expecting Thorin to be searching for a bride or already married. If he is not, Dain intends to offer up a dwarf lady for Thorins wife. Thorin has to make up a plan to please his cousin without forfeiting Bilbo's companionship. Things are going to get interesting! R&R please!

What would happen if Squee were to stay with Nny for a few weeks, or possibly the rest of his life? Just some crazy thing I came up with.

Hobbits have a hidden ability- when they cry, their single tear crystallizes into a colored gem. Bilbo hasn't felt emotion since the death of his parents decades ago, but being dragged on the quest and thrust into close contact with thirteen dwarves has awakened his emotions with a vengeance. Can he keep his secret from those he's becoming close to? Very slow build Thorin/Bilbo.

Sherlock has suddenly returned from the 'dead' with expectations to pick up where he left off, but things have changed and John's got a new life. But when Sherlock is drawn into a case involving a cursed ring, Sherlock and John are hurtled into a new world and new bodies like nothing they've seen before. Enter Dragon!Sherlock and Hobbit!John.

What was Bilbo thinking during the Quest to reclaim Erebor? Diary-based, Bilbo's POV of the Quest. May divert from canon and contains hinted Bagginshield.

In an attempt to make Thorin admit his feelings, Bilbo heads out alone to travel to Rivendell. After six days of journeying, the hobbit runs into Gandalf and finds his emotions fragile in front of the wizard. Will Thorin miss Bilbo enough to stop him? Epilogue added!

"Fili, Kili, under no circumstances are you allowed to tell Bilbo about my upcoming birthday. That eccentric hobbit would make this mountain a party palace and I've no desire for such silliness!" Thorin warns his kin. Secrets never last long in this mountain! Find out what mayhem happens this time!

Thorin's things start to go missing, and then Bilbo, too. But it's okay, Gandalf can explain. AU after tBoFA. Contains future Bagginshield and is an answer to prompt #12 on Pirateking's prompt post at ao3.

This is about Thorin's personal problem, he hasn't been able to take care of his urges since defeating Smaug. He is busy trying to solve his issue when Bilbo starts knocking, and read on to see what happens next! Rated M because he's a dwarf with needs...

The confrontation between Thorin and Bilbo in the treasure chamber takes a very different turn. From a kinkmeme prompt.

Bilbo wakes up with a hangover, he can't remember what happened last night when Fili and Kili took him to a tavern in Dale. The brothers had dropped off Bilbos unconscious body somewhere out in a hall, leaving the hobbit very vulnerable!

Bilbo Baggins is not quite the Hobbit Gandalf was hoping to find when he came to the Shire looking for a Burglar. Bilbo has been on a steady decline since the death of his parents, and he's in serious danger of completely losing himself. So, naturally, the quest for Erebor is just what he needs! At least, Gandalf seems to think so. Bilbo/Thorin pairing. M later on.

On his way back to the Blue Mountains from a meeting in Rivendell, Thorin is ambushed on the forest path. His would-be attacker is not at all what he expected, however - instead a poor and hungry hobbit looking to steal his food. Fortunately for Thorin, this hobbit makes a god damn awful thief.

It's almost Halloween again in the town of Haddonfield, and the residents are anxiously waiting for the first signs of trouble to appear in their usually peaceful community. Cai is the bullied outcast and the new girl in town; and she has yet to learn what keeps Haddonfielders awake at night. Rated M for future chapters! Reads Reviews are greatly appreciated and much welcomed!

A sick Thorin stumbles into Bag End four years before the Quest for Erebor. Slightly AU. Bagginshield. M for a reason.

Courting one's Beloved is a difficult process at the best of times, with complex customs to remember. For Thorin Oakenshield, it's a whole lot more complicated than that. Firstly, his Beloved is a hobbit who has absolutely no idea that he even is Thorin's Beloved. Secondly, Thorin may or may not be completely invisible to said hobbit. Mahal has ever laughed upon the Line of Durin.

"What do you mean we're a 'thing?" Thorin asked one night around the fire. Bilbo turned as red as the beets in his garden as he tried to explain. "Yes, um, well, it's because of the hug, you see," he said fiddling with the buttons on his weskit. "Because you hugged me on the mountain, people are seeing that as, uh, well, um, proof that you and me are, ah, um, a …thing."

Bilbo's anorexic, overworked, and has stopped sleeping. Can the dwarves help him or is it already too late for the little hobbit? THILBO BAGGENSHIELD SLASH

Stop me if you've heard this one. There's a guy who gets shot in the head. But the thing is he survives. Wait, you've heard it before? Well trust me you've never heard the story of the courier like this

Within the Lonely Mountain, there was a hot spring. Bilbo walks in on a bathing Thorin who's busily dropping the soap, unaware of Bilbos presence. When the hobbit decides it'd be funny to take Thorins clothes, he gets more than he bargained for!

Thorin has been having a slight problem lately, most dwarfs lose their morning stiffness, his doesn't seem to go away! He's annoyed and wondering what's wrong with him when he finds out Bilbos been feeding him something that might have caused his current condition. Continuing my Misadventures short stories!

Oneshot. Implied BilboxThorin. Rated T just to be safe. Takes place after the Battle of Five Armies. Horrible at summaries, apologies.

Post AUJ. Modern AU. When Bilbo storms off on a hot day, Gandalf sends him to an alternate universe, where he is turned into a teenager in a boarding school in New Zealand. But where are the other members of the Company? With him, but they don't remember who he is... Bilbo must relive the situations he was in before, but in a modern day scene. DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN ANYTHING

Thorin knows how to face fear and distrust of other races. What he doesn't know is how to cope with unexpected kindness. Thorin/Bilbo friendship and slow-building, non-graphic romance. Starts a couple of years before "Hobbit".

When the Company of Thorin Oakenshield are travelling through Mirkwood, they come across a peculiar sight... Crack!fic, Oneshot and completely random. DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN THE HOBBIT OR YLVIS

"Thorin Oakenshield internally roared, as the dagger was dragged slowly from his shoulder." Thorin is taken by Azog and Bilbo tries to get him back. Rated T for mentions of torture and wounds.

Thorin had been prepared for walking through Mirkwood and meeting the enemy, he was less prepared for what their burglar would find.

Jasmine's an abused chlid but still knows how to laugh. She was always the odd one. Now she's even more odd from doing the unspeakable. After all, who tries to befriend a serial killer. (on hold)

A long time ago, a hobbit, a Baggins of Bag End, saved a dwarf prince, one of the line of Durin, and died in the process. As a result, the dwarf prince made a vow to the dying Baggins that one day one of his line would take a Baggins as a consort to repay the hobbit for his sacrifice. Years passed and Gandalf the Grey pays Bilbo Baggins a visit that will change his life...

It all started with a perverted game. .:ZADR:.

What will happen when Freddy, Jason,Michael and Pinhead find themselves in the real world in Freddy's old house now owned by a girl that hides her past, What she is , and the two jobs she loves and does so wellat What will happen if the guys find out her little secrets? My first fanfic please no flames.

What life would be like if Michael Myers, Jason, Freddy, and Ghostface all lived together rated T for language, R&R

His mother's words made him shudder. She WAS delicate. She was innocent. She was untouched. She was the epitome of everything he had been looking for, and he knew that he would protect her innocence with his life. JasonxOC ON HIATUS

Crack-fic. Can be Pre-Slash or just bad humor and crazy Hobbit's. Not meant to offend. T for some language.

Jason meets back up with the only friend that he had before he died. Will they accept what he is now or shun him like all the other mean children?

It's that time of the year again: Halloween. A college girl returns home after another day of school to find Michael waiting for her. What could he possibly want? The usual murder? Or something else? This is intended to be porn. Very twisted porn.

Bilbo is captured by Azog the pale orc and is chosen to become the orc's mate. He has to endure a lot of hardships to rejoin Thorin's company but along the way he finds that he is a lot stronger than he thought. This is a response to a prompt on lj.

Thirty years after Pamela Voorhees died, Jason is still the feared serial killer of Camp Crystal Lake but now machines were encroaching on his territory, tearing down his forest and inviting more dirty children to sully the land. One girl is different to the rest. Can she save him or will he succumb to forces beyond his control? ON HIATUS

**Currently on hiatus.** A mother and her child are pitted against Jason Voorhees in a deadly game of house. His game, his rules. No reprieves. Jason x OC [AU]

Courier Six will not cooperate unless the Legion takes part in her customs.

Ghostface is back and slashing and stabbing through a new crop of teenagers! but along the way will he find one that he cant, and just doesn't wnat to kill? welldevelopedOCxGhostface pair and lots of Ghostface goodness! rated for future gore

An independent girl moves into her own house. Little does she know, she's not alone. Michael Myers still lives hidden in the house. Will he kill her, or will he become obsessed with her? Takes place 2 years after Halloween 2. There was no explosion.

Written for the kmeme. Boone catches the courier pleasing herself.. awkwardness and sexy times ensue. Rated M for..well.. graphic, smutty sexy times. Don't read if you're not of age! Reviews always welcome.

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"Was it really seven years ago? Did he really leave when I was eight? Man, I've gotten old." Squee's growing up all alone, feeling so miserable. How does he react when his old neighbor finally moves back into town?

Michael knew her from his childhood, though they were never technically friends, he protected and cared for her. She was the only one who truely understood and accepted him. Maybe it's time for Michael to save her like she tried to save him

He breathed like a human. He bled like a human. He even had a heartbeat. Only one person has ever been allowed to stand beside him long enough to find out. To touch him...

She killed in her past but was never caught. He murdered and still has bloodlust in his black heart. Tamara isn't what she seems, and when Michael escapes, she is faced with a difficult choice: kill or protect? Rated T for violence.

Zim and Dib go to school one day to find one of the most obnoxious person that they've ever met. And now the two enemies have to team up and destroy her!

Set after Freddy vs Jason vs Ash. Five years after Jason's rampage through Washington DC, a group of students decide to camp at Crystal Lake. Jason's back and ready to kill but one girl makes him feel again. Will he keep her? What secrets does she have?

'When love is not madness, it is not love' When Addison-Grace goes on a camping trip with her abusive older brother, she feels unsafe and unhappy until Jason Voorhees comes into the picture. Who is Godzilla? Why is Freddy back? Who is Karma? SEQUEL IS UP LOVELIES :D

One-shot. Michael-x-Jamie. H6 doesn't exist. Michael didn't want to kill Jamie. No, quite the opposite. 7 years after H5. Michael thinks about how he feels about his niece. FLUFF. AU, fo' real . ;D T for incest

Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.

No longer a one shot showing the most horrible species known to fangirl kind - The Mary-Sue