Raised by Orcs for their own cruel means a young woman is rescued and brought to Edoras, where she is put into the service of Éomer King. Dark tones and content. Éomer/OC Angst/Drama/Romance.

Thorin Oakenshield, King Under the Mountain and Totally Majestic Badass of Middle Earth, does not have a raging hard-on for Bilbo Baggins. No, seriously. Just read his diary.

What happens when a girl who is afraid of blood, thinks Legolas is a complete moron, and knows next to nothing about LotR gets dumped into Middle earth with the Fellowship? Crazy spin on a MarySue fic. Now complete.

A series of tales revolving around Thorin Oakenshield and his two nephews. This is pure Durin family fluff featuring kid!Fili and baby!Kili. This is also my first attempt at writing fanfiction so please R & R!

Whether you love them, hate them, praise them or berate them, the characters of LotR are yours to do with what you will. Rated T for violence, language, and whatever else you rate things T for.

Movie-verse. The shooting of the "On the Burning Pine" scene (almost the end of the film, with Azog and Thorin and the Company. Remember that one?) Very funny! Translation from Russian.

Faramir starts a club, which he invites several people to join. Unaware of the craziness in store for them they come, and realize that their friend Faramir might be a little insane. Warning, this is a humor story, it is in no way serious. Now complete.

Zaphod goes on a quest to unlock his brain, Ford decides to find out what a Hrung is, Marvin tries to find the question once and for all, and Arthur Dent for once takes the guide's advice to heart. Also, there may be a thinly veiled plotline.

Sherlock is bored and begins shooting the wall. John finds another way to preoccupy him. PWP, AU, Slash, M/M

How will Eomer, newly crowned King of Rohan, ever concentrate on business when a certain attractive Gondorian steward is finally within reach? Well, to be honest, he doesn't! Eomer/Faramir, already in relationship, happiness galore and smut!

What does Horvath really want? What would happen if he got it? Sequel to "The Calling." WARNING: Contains some violence and disturbing imagery.

And other things that may or may not have happened

Set in the Giants 2008 MLB season, Barry Zito is stuck in a pitching slump and is reflecting and questioning aspects of his life. May continue. SF Giants.

A collection of disconnected oneshots, taking a closer look at various pairings and situations aboard Moya.

They don't really get together so much as fall together, because it's the casual easy thing to do, for better or for worse. Balthazar/Dave

What happens when LOTR characters seek guidance from Boroman? Read and find out.

What if Faramir and Boromir had been hillbillies?

Bosco, Faith, Sully and Ty attend a conference in Vegas. The morning after getting drunk holds some suprises.

"I'd worked so hard for that moment. The moment when I could show the world confidently I could walk again. And now he'd never see it. Because I'd gone from bed to wheelchair to crutches to the cane to walking..But now.. I ran..God help me.. I ran.

A silly St. Patrick's Day story.

Father Abel Nightroad, everybody's favorite priest, learns the hard way what can happen when you don't drink responsibly.

Ben Wade comes upon a long-overdue realization about Charlie. One chapter, kind of AU, based on the new version of the movie- the story is better than the summary, I swear.

Faramir and Eomer, newly brothers-in-law, return from a day's ride. Things did not go smoothly.

Free from rules and responsabilities for one afternoon, Aragorn and Eomer have a conversation on the hills of Rohan. Better then it sounds, honestly.

As the fellowship blunders its way to Mordor, a certain captain of Gondor writes of their exploits to his brother back home. Nonslash. It is complete at last. Disclaimer: Tolkein's not here to sell it, so...nope, I don't own LOTR

WIP. 3009, 3rd Age. Boromir brings Myrhil, the daughter of his old arms instructor, to Minas Tirith where the Shadow has already begun to creep over Middle Earth. Boromir&OFC. Later, Grima&OFC. **NO LONGER UPDATED. SEE LAST CHAPTER**

Based strongly around the 2003 film version, this story centers on a particular storyteller and one of her more provocative creations, the former Captain Hook. Revised version now complete.

Eomer attempts to bake Eowyn a birthday cake. Fun with dough ensues. I'm warning you now, tis a crackfic.

What happens when one greedy snitch and a psychotic wizard go shopping?

I always got the feeling that I know your face was a private joke between Eowyn and her uncle. This is my take on how it might have come about.

A little post war brother and sister conversation. Drabble.

Maybe PG13, but not really. This is actually a collection of stories explaining the title. Should you have any ideas for a future chapter, please submit them in a review and I will gladly base a chapter on them. UPDATED!

Eowyn and Eomer are enjoying the sunset when she asks him for permission to.... will he agree?First fic Please R&R

Eomer and Lothiriel get locked in an closet, with a twist. It is short and funny. Read it!

A travelling musician recalls a memorable kiss in Edoras.

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans." -Ronald Reagan

What happens when Eowyn 'accidently on purpose' locks Eomer and Lothiriel in a room together?

Meet Haldir, the character you'd never expect to be exploited, the side of him you'd never expect to see. Bringing a desperately needed nickoftime Elven Army to Helm's Deep is not an easy task, so guess who got the job.

Whilst the crew are minding their own business, they are attacked by something strange. PLEASE R&R! Thanks! :

Season 3 crew are in for a little shock as something lurks on the ship... PLEASE R&R! Thanks! :

The crew investigate a seemingly abandoned island... but they're in for a surprise. PLEASE R&R! Thanks!

Edward wants to go Trick-or-Treating. The question is, will the other member's of the Bebop's crew go with her?