A struggling 16-year old musician/writer/Chemistry major (college freshman). Eats Cerelac for breakfast, musicals for lunch, and perfume bottles for dinner. Has multiple personality disorder and is a compulsive eater and shopper.

Likes prune juice.

And cheese. Lots of cheese.

Also, will bite if cradled by strangers. Fairly dangerous. Do not anger.

But will sing for shoes.