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Joined 10-08-06, id: 1146143

Im male. ( A big Hunky, smexy, smelly...errrr... male ; )

My age...well im kinda old, but my girlfriend keeps calling me a "Big Baby" for some strange reason teehee.

Im a anime and manga addict, i just discoverd a manga thats named "Worst", and ppl, i really really recomend that you go and have a look, damn i just love it, almost beats Naruto in the manga genre.

On second thought im not recomending you, im ORDERING you to have a look at it, heh ; )

What i like to read in a Fan fic is story whit a well tought out storyline, a authour that goes a bit "in deepth"...not just a shallow characterization.

Im a sucker for fluffy stories, i love crackficks.

What i don't read.

- Yaoi

- Yuri

- Angst

- Over abusive Sakura a Hinata that faints 24/7, or stutters 23/7, if i notice that the Authour tends to lean towards that in the first chapter im outta there faster than you can say "Wanna have sex ?"

- Ummm...i noticed i don't like to read stories before the timeskip, a young Naruto dosen't sounds exciting to me, even if it's crucial for the storie build up...

If you exclude the "don't read" things above, im a person that reads almoste anything that ppl dish out, but to get my attention there are 2 key element's that needs to exist.

- 1. Naruto centric...ok to be honest i have read stories where he diden't have the main part, BUT, the focus was on him, the story evolved around him.

- 2. A pairing...i do have a story in my fav list thats pairing less, but as i said, im a big sucker for fluff, hence the pairing ; )

My respect goes out to those thats on my Favlist, beacus i now know how hard it is to write a good fanfic, i tried, i really tried, but after many failed attempts, and after trying to jam my screen out the window, wich, lucky for me, my girlfriend stoped me from, bah, and cursing like there was no tomorrow, i decided to give it up.

So, once again, great job, and cudos to those great, great Authours, i applaud you.

There are probabaly more i want to write and tell you about, but im lazy as hell.

My grammar stinks, my spelling sucks goatbeerd, so if you find faults in my profile or my reweiv, dont blame me , blame my teacher for not kicking me in the nutts to make me pay attention : P

See you in the rewievs.

Ciao mon amis.

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Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 15086 - Favs: 22,158 - Follows: 19,458 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Ridding Me of You by boyarina reviews
Sakura hides behind a wall to cage her rampant hormones. A wall that totally and completely proved to be ineffective. Watch as Sakura helplessly fall victim to unavoidable circumstances (translation: Naruto), get bamboozled by two interfering entities, and be caught in a decision to remain fallen or eventually be rid of him (literally).
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 65,786 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
All in Time by boyarina reviews
In the quest of finding Orochimaru's daughter, Sakura starts to hog Naruto for herself, Naruto finds himself engaged to a perfectly yet strangely willing Sakura, and Sasuke finds the meaning of his existence. Enter Imiko!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,397 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
What it Takes by Iced Blood reviews
Now complete as of its 30th chapter. Naruto and his teammates, and his mentors, find themselves faced with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and they take it. But time is a fickle thing, and even a ninja can't just jump inside the river of history and change its course. Not without getting swept up in it. Uzumaki Naruto is about to learn that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,673 - Reviews: 1955 - Favs: 2,981 - Follows: 2,688 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Minato N. - Complete
Bound to Eternity by Valakun reviews
What good is an immortal demon's soul container if the container doesn't last? Ah the flower of youth...who says it's fleeting? A Naruto/Ranma/SM crossover.
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 88,025 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 1,182 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 9/20/2004
Naruto: Edge of Tomorrow by Geor-sama reviews
At times of war things are done that should never be done. Research that should never be considered becomes practice. Now in a time when Daybreak is rising, desperate Shadows seek to kill what they created and a boy becomes a legend.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 68,103 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Shibboleth by Folle reviews
Sometimes words are all a shinobi can have. NaruSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,496 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Beautiful Evening by Fire Rules reviews
It's been a big day for Naruto, but why is he feeling so down? He has so much going for him, but yet why does he feel empty? Someone comes to fill the void. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,125 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Outpours by caelizar reviews
Because Haruno Sakura says she is not worried at all. NaruSaku. NEW chapter up!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,887 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Tenkage by moguera reviews
Naruto's world is about to be rocked as a mysterious and powerful clan of ninja begin to make their bid for power. What their true intentions may be are a mystery. Wait a minute...what's another Sasuke doing here? Rating may go up later on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 135,072 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Learning by ashez2ashes reviews
Hinata and Naruto have a moment underneath the moonlight... but not exactly the type of moment she'd like to have. Naruhina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,740 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Team 7: Deja vu! by Bico reviews
The members of Team 7 experience some deja vu when they're forced to take the bell test again... or is it something else, entirely? AU picking up at the beginning of Naruto: part 2.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,620 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Blue Moon by aizeus reviews
A wish and a promise made anew. Will Naruto be able to keep his word to Sakura this time?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,226 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Finally Clear To Me by Shinobi Kisses reviews
[NaruSaku] After the tragic death of her parents, Sakura now sees the pain and suffering Naruto and Sasuke must live with every day, and as she slowly recovers, Naruto is with her every step of the way... [Not an AU.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,411 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 4/22/2007 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
Trial and Error by Aliora reviews
Time is running out, but they're not going to give up just yet. Naruto and Sakura work separately on becoming stronger, until a twist of fate [and a giant slug] force them closer than they've ever been before. Manga spoilers until chapter 310. Narusaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,443 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/7/2007 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
What's the Worst That Could Happen? by Legendary Legacy reviews
Kyubi's been acting strange, and it's making Naruto nervous. When the demon makes a strange request, Naruto's against it...that is, until he no longer has a choice. But hey, what's the worst that could happen? Mockfic. I'm still awesome at summaries.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 123 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Kissing the Fox by Lady Yami reviews
AU. Sakura is your average civilian bartender. Soon, her sweet infatuation with a hooded regular at her bar explodes into a real romantic mess, when she discovers he is indeed one of the feared Konoha ANBU. [NaruSaku]Chp 4 up!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,440 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 2/28/2007 - Published: 1/9/2006
Experiments by Shivakashi reviews
Post Timeskip. Sakura's curiosity leads to a unique situation that teaches her more about the true nature of a certain blond shinobi...and awakens new possibilities. NaruSaku slight yuri!sexynojutsu but mostly het
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,782 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 10/13/2006 - [Naruto U., Sakura H., Naruko U.] - Complete
Crack in the Continuum by Evance reviews
In a twisted world, a kinder Kyuubi finds himself the protector of a young Naruto and a omen to something far more sinister.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,325 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U.
Deus Ex Machina by Kraken's Ghost reviews
The future can't be allowed to exist. Only one man has the gall to even try to avert the timeline. Uzumaki Naruto meet...Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,849 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 745 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Twelve Days of Christmas by Miss Soupy reviews
Sakura is depressed about being alone for the holidays, that is until she starts receiving gifts from her 'true love'. Will she figure out this gifters identity or will it turn out to be a horrible trick?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,554 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/29/2006 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Point At Which It All Falls Apart by morgannia reviews
Naruto wakes up next to Hinata, confused and unable to recognize the reality he finds himself in. Has he lost his memory or is this a dream that doesn't seem to end? Can she help him, can anyone? Naruhina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,828 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 12/4/2006 - Published: 10/2/2004 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Thrice My Love by Feion Phylar reviews
Naruto & Sakura have crossed the line of friendship. Now they’re pretending nothing ever happened but it’s not so easy with Sasuke around. Naruto finds a friend in Ino but jealousy sparks & Sakura’s not the only one feeling it
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,096 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/25/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Incongruous by mischief maker 2.0 reviews
If normal relationships are illogical matters of the heart, Sakura has no idea how to describe hers. [NaruSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto: Hyūga Prilgrimage by Geor-sama reviews
It's time for the Hyūga Heir to make a pilgrimage and only one ninja is up to the task. Uzumaki Naruto, the most unpredictable ninja ever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 78,758 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Love and Lust within Lavender Eyes by The Dirtwater Fox reviews
Warning: Rated M for a pretty good reason. Do not read if the following offends you : Rape Sex Naughty Language etc. etc. This story contains lemons, and so on. There, you've been warned. Sum: Naruto gets fed up with Hinata's timidity and decides to do so
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,483 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 97 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Morning, Noon, and Night by BT Sing reviews
Three different hours...three different days...three years apart...Three is the magic number as scenes from their past lead Naruto and Sakura closer together...NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,224 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/26/2006 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Name Game by bardsocko reviews
When word got out that Naruto and Hinata's first baby was on the way, everyone in Konoha wanted to help them come up with a name. Too bad no one asked if the famous couple wanted help...[OneShot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,878 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
That'll shut her up by The Dirtwater Fox reviews
In training for Hokage, Naruto does a stint as a policeman, and must now hunt down an escaped prisoner. One Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Tayuya, Naruto U. - Complete
A Blackened Mist by Mana Mihara reviews
When an enemy threatens the future of Konoha, Naruto, now Hokage, is the only shinobi powerful enough to counter the strike. Sakura hurries toward the fight, her mind flashing with remembrances of how their lives have unfolded. [NaruSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,664 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fitting the Pieces by Aliora reviews
Picking up the pieces is easy. It's fitting them back together that's hard. Narusaku. [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,382 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 3/27/2006 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Painting By Number by sciathan file reviews
[One shot] Thirty high school drop outs. Two Hostages. Kaname and Sousuke. One game of paintball...what could this possibly lead to? Complete chaos, what else?
Full Metal Panic - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,097 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Complete
The Grace of the Moments by exDerelict reviews
She can't bear to hurt him, so why does it seem to come so naturally to her... [ NaruSaku ]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,108 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 7/20/2004 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Therapy for Shinigami by Kaeru Soyokaze reviews
Soul Society has a therapist! Witness the pain and horror of all of the unfortunate Shinigami who end up in her office. It starts with Hitsugaya...the newest victim is KUROSAKI ICHIGO. [series of therapy related oneshots]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,103 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 11/26/2005 - Published: 7/8/2005
Where Eagles Dare by dave-d reviews
Off training with Jiraiya, Naruto literally runs into someone he hadn't seen for a long while. [Naruto x Hinata]. The story will be humorous and slapstick to start, but grow deeper and more serious as it evolves.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 194,597 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/25/2005 - Published: 10/30/2004 - Complete
Uzumaki Courtship by bardsocko reviews
Naruto and Hinata are going on their first date. Will Konoha survive? Takes place after 'Hyuuga Succession.' [NaruHina] and [NejiTen implied]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,235 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/1/2005 - Published: 6/29/2005
When He Was by Hime reviews
He gave her everything. [Naruto x Sakura, NaruSaku oneshot, Chapter 2 is the extended version of chapter 1]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/13/2005 - Published: 5/4/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Habitual by xxpoisonivyxx reviews
She's slowly getting used to having him around. NarutoSakura
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,723 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/31/2004
Needless Secrets by cultnirvana reviews
Kaname always believed that if they became a couple, things would be perfect. -/- NOTE: ff. net has incorrectly reformatted this story, removing punctuation and even some words, and I haven't had the chance to fix up the errors yet. Sorry!
Full Metal Panic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,953 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/25/2004 - Published: 7/3/2004 - Complete
A Typical Love Story by EneriRenie reviews
The setting: a ninja village. The characters: a clueless boy [coughNarutocough] and a quiet girl [coughHinatacough]. And the end? Wait, there's an epilogue?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/29/2004 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
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