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Before I begin, some thank yous to the following for the following:

Mom + Dad: For making me!

Mr. P- For making me the scrumdiddlyumptious writer I am today!

People who write mangas/books: You've inspired me!

Roren-chan: If not for your amazing (if not slightly delayed) writing and helpful (if not slightly blunt) advice, I wouldn't be writing this today! (Pride) (Your Heart is the Rose)

Jeshika-chan: For your continued support, addictive happiness and lots of other things you don't even know you do, this Bud's for you! (Real Emotion) (Your Heart is the Onigiri (in a sailor suit!))

Rekkushi-chan: Your sense of humour has rubbed off on me, and I thank you for letting me keep it (even tho I wanted to give it back, really! I don't want it eww!) (God Knows) (Your Heart is the Giftbox)

Samasa-chan: For the energy! (Your heart is the Horn)

Emiri-chan: For many fun and exciting food fights! (Sakura Kiss) (Your heart is the Chopstick)

Remikku-chan: Your Japanglish knowledge is very helpful, and your reviews bring tears of hilarity to my eyes, onegai-shimasu, senpai! (Ready Steady Go!) (Your Heart is the Candle)

Bobi-kun: For entertaining me with your antics... (Welcome to the Black Parade)(Your Heart is the Puzzle Piece)

Saimon-kun: For your artistic contribution and for playing Codestones with me! I wouldn't have the creative genious I do now if it wasn't for you! THANK YOU! (Plus, Blue and Red are a hit! Everyone loves them!(Candy) ) (To Be Loved) (Your Heart is Gold)

Meari-chan: For first inspiring my first fan fic with her own! Pray continue posting chappies and I shall read!! (The Transition) (Your Heart is the Alphabet Block)

Kei: OMG YAY! (Giant glomp) You just rock! (Doki Doki Waku Waku)

Luna: YAY LUNA! (Second giant glomp) You're slow with the keyboard, but rule the pencil with an iron fist!

And for you, the readers! YAY!

We now return to our regularily scheduled profile (already in progress)...

Howdy!

For those of you readers that don't know me, I have prepared a speech on the art of "Skittle-ness"

For those of you that DO know me...

Read anyway because it's a good refresher course...

Ahem (prepares long complicated explanation of "Skittle-ness")

1.Dancing/Singing/Glomping people in public is good

2.Ice cream makes bad things distant memories

3.Let's all go back in time and make the dude who made chocolate the king of the world...

4.Chuck Norris is awesome

5.I have met Satan. His sister coaches me.

6.Manga/video games/anime/books are anything BUT for kids...

7.The glass is always half-full... ALWAYS

8.Chocolate milk can cure cancer

9. I think the opposite of pull is kick

10.My theme song is Blaze, by Kotani Kinya

11.My other nicknames include such classics as: Scooter, Sukotto-kun, Frederick, Duck, Tugs, Bakala, Baka-suke, Mooch, Ishida-kun, Tama-chan and others I can't pronouce... or type (?)

12.If I don't feel pain, I don't feel

13.Famous Last Words is the best song EVER. And the theme to Owari. The chicken or the egg?

14.I have an extremely dangerous lack of shame

15.My spelling gives Roren-chan nightmares

16.International Mooching Day is the 25th of every month

17.If I ever get drunk/high/stoned/wasted, I might actually become a respectable member of society.

18. My own heart is the Crystal Spider... THANK YOU JESHIKA!

19. Half of the time, my writing consists of me spinning in a swivel chair in pensive mode...

20. The chin-grab technique only works with a rose... otherwise, don't even try it...

21. Laugh at every joke someone tells you... if you can't, then laugh at the person who told it... if you still can't laugh at a funny memory... if you have none, make one up

22. I seriously need a blue blazer and an ebony throne... X3 Tama-chan REPRESENT!

23. ALWAYS use the number 13. ALWAYS. It scares people.

24. DON'T EVER USE 14, THOUGH! It's EVIL!

25. I belive that we shape who we are by the people we surround ourselves with... or who's fanfics we read, iPods we listen to, food we eat... and to all you who have allowed me to do so... I thank you!

...and so on XP

Faves and stuff!X3

Manga/Anime: Fruits Basket, Cardcaptor Sakura, Tsubasa, Naruto, FMA, Bleach, Ouran High School Host Club, Negima

Video Games: Final Fantasy (X-2=yay), Kingdom Hearts, Megaman Battle Network, Fire Emblem, Super Smash Bros., Legend of Zelda, Tales Series, Jak, Pokemon,

Movies: Lilo+Stitch, Pirates of the Caribbean, 10th Kingdom, Stewie Griffin Untold Story, Princess Mononoke, Spirited Away, Naussica, Cardcaptor Sakrua; The Sealed Card, Saw1-3, Final Destination1-3, Rocky Horror Pictureshow!!

Characters from any of the above: Vivi, Fai D. Flowright, Mokona Modoki, Suou Tamaki, Ayame Sohma, Kero-chan, Alphonse Elric, Yasutora Sado, Orihime Inoue, Hanizouka Mitsukuni (Honey), Negi Springfield, Rikku, Link, Goofy, Stitch, Genis Sage, Zelos Wilder, Captain Jack Sparrow, Wolf, The Weird Forest Spirits with the Clicking Heads (OMG), No Face, Axel, Roxas.

Favourite Quotes:

"Then we can go see Santa! (Pause) But first, the Heartless!" -Sora, Kingdom Hearts II

"Got it memorised?" Axel, Kingdom Hearts II

"To have wings and soar through the skies at will... it's godlike, isn't it?" -Light Yamaki Deathnote

"Yuki! As your older brother, I ORDER you to respect me!" Ayame Sohma, Fruits Basket

"I don't give my name to strangers! Now watch as the famous Luigi punishes your evil deeds!" Luigi, Super Paper Mario

"SNIPER THE BASTARDS WITH THE HERO'S BOW! MAHAHAHA! DIE AT THE HANDS OF MY SHARP PROJETILE! DEATH ON WINGS! MAHA!" Skittles, While Playing LoZ: Twilight Princess

"So many bright lights to cast a shadow..." My Chemical Romance, Famous Last Words

"I mistook my Dad in the dark for a drug-crazed Nazi again..." Weird Al Yankovich, Trigger Happy

"There's only one good thing about coming to this place, and that is... the VIBRATIONS from the CARS... OHHHHHH... I can FEEL... the MOTOR... runnin' up... MY LEGS..." Random person from Talledega Nights XD

"HONEY HAS THE SAME BLOOD TYPE AS KYOUYA!" Tamaki Suou, Ouran High School Host Club

"I now have pictures of your sexual assault!" Haruhi Suzumiya, The Melancholy of ~

"Haruhi and I are the main characters of this love comedy! You're all HOMO SIDE CHARACTERS! (draws line with stick)" Tamaki Suou, Ouran High School Host Club

"Hien feels really light for some reason." Intoxicated Syoaran Holding Spatula, Tsubaba reseRVOIR Chronicles

"Since when did Death Gods celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ?"/"Winter sure is cold in the human world." Light Yamaki/Ryuk, Death Note

"You're fighting, too?" Cloud to Squall Leonhart, Kingdom Hearts II

"CABBAGE!" O'Chunks, Super Paper Mario

"At 17, I have three children? Where has my youth gone?" Ootori Kyouya, Ouran High School Host Club

"I have these icky orders to destroy you." Axel, Kingdom Hearts II

"Fear me, for I am Sora! Lover of aerial combos! Captain of Gummi Ships! Slayer of all bad guys! Adorer and friend of all blue aliens with four arms! (Summons Stitch) YES! YES! MAKE THEM DANCE, YOU GORGEOUS MUTANT, YOU!!" Sora/Skittles, Just After Receiving the Ukelele Charm in Kingdom Hearts II

"I'll go drop some thunder on them." Remiel/Skittles, Tales of Symphonia/Review to Death in the Moonlight

"Pretty much anything Remikku says."

"Lint in no amount makes gold shine brighter." Lyserge, Arsenic and Cyanide

"She knows people my age?" Lys, Arsenic and Cyanide

"ROCK THE CAZBAH!" Swimming friend + me

"My hopes are... (squeal)... My future endeavers (Squeal)... My dream is (SQUUUEAAALLL)/ It appears kunoichi are more focused on love then ninjutsu..." Haruno Sakura/Hatake Kakashi, Naruto

"Mokona is Mokona!" Mokona (duh), Tsubasa

"Ummm... wait, what? Oops, I messed up..." Colette Brunel, Tales of Symphonia

"Colette... need antidote... for poison.../Oh, it's okay, Lloyd, I'm not poisoned!/ No, I mean... FOR ME!" Lloyd Irving/Colette Brunel, Tales of Symphonia

"Victory,/Goes to/the most/ SEXY! DEAD SEXY!" Genis, Presea, Sheena, Zelos, Tales of Symphonia

Randomness:

Super Smash Bros. Character: Sheik

Tales Character: Preferably Sheena or Zelos.

Favourite Fire Emblem POR Unit: Soren. The man kicks butt. Or perhaps Mordecai. I don't know... but it CERTAINLY isn't Makalov. Hate that man, with his pink hair...

Favourite Yu-Gi-Oh Card: I forget the name, but the fusion of Buster Blader and Dark Magician. As for my favourite that I currently OWN, Deep-Sea Warrior.

Favourite Weapons: Hero's Bow, Material Blade, Toy Dagger (OMG PINK!!), Gale Boomerang, Pillow (Super Effective against Bobi-type monsters XD)

Favourite Alter-ego: Suou Tamaki. I adore this man! I want to be just like him when I grow up! XD I'll be his age in a year! HOLD ON, TAMAKI-SAMA!

Favourite Fruits Basket Episode: The one where they go to Ayame's shop XD At one point, I could do his entire rant about overcoming obstacles XD

Favourite Manga of All Time: Probably Tsubasa. Fruits Basket comes for a close second, but it doesn't have Mokona. Sorry, Aya-sama.

Favourite Anime of All Time: It's Ouran, with Cardcaptor Sakura in a PAINFULLY close second. I just LOVE all the freeze-time moments when she uses her cards or summons her staff... incantations and cool graphics like that actually give me chills EVERYTIME. I love it! But Tamaki just takes it... I'm sorry, Kero-chan, but that's the way it works

Favourite Ouran High School Episode: This is so HARD!... I wanna watch it now... S'cuse... Uhhhh... I really have no idea... They're all far too good to name a favourite... I can tell you my LEAST favourite: The one where they do that "Refreshing Challenge." I dislike it, not A SINGLE WOMAN swooned over Tamaki-sama. It was completely unrealistic XD

Favourite Clow Card: Shadow. You can do anything with it!

Favourite FF Spell: Thundaga. It just rocks! Especially in KH, I love how it hits the entire field. Makes Skittles happy X3

Current Undertakings:

Owari: My main story. Suchuwa Sukotto, eight friends and his brother arre transported to the land of Owari, where they are separated. To find his friends, Sukotto must harness his new-found magic to cross the individual worlds and find the Inter-Dimensional Tears. Based on many mangas, sort of like Kingdom Hearts or Tsubasa. We're on Chapter 43! WOOT! We're finally out of Naruto World, so we can look forward to a fresh start in a new one! HOORAY! CHOCOLATE MILK FOR EVERYONE!

I also updated Ch. 1 and 2, because... well... let's face it, I can do better XD. I'll subsequently be updating any chapter with script format-type dealie, (save for the interviews, those just work with it)

We even have a Facebook group for Owari now!! Feel free to check it out: http://hs.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2453662958

CSI: Hyrule, a Legend of Zelda Murder Mystery. Navi is found dead, and Link (who's motivation is somewhat controversial) is now re-embarking his old Ocarina adventure to interview some characters and find the culprit. It's amazing how much reference I can put into one chapter. If you have anyone you'd like to see interviewed, or an idea to lend me a leg up, I would forever be your best friend (the time period of "forever" may very, no money-back guarentee). Chapter Four is up: In this one, Link checks out the Romani Ranch to re-obtain Epona's Song, but ends up finding out more than he bargained for.

This story.. I have writer's block. And lots of other things going on. I still want to keep writing, but who knows at this point. It might end up going kerflooey.

Arsenic and Cyanide: For any of those interested, I'm taking part in a completely original RP entitled "Arsenic and Cyanide." It's fun. Hiliarity ensues. Summary: Strange things have been happening at Loose Bolts, the store of the renowed mechanic Hikari and her perverted co-owner Mikhail. Lys and Hyde a small, innocent boy and his dragon familiar enter the shop, seeking a famous witch, whom they believe to be Hikari. Hikari has had an odd case of amnesia, leaving much of her past lost in black-outs and unfilled spaces. Many people converge at this store, ranging from the carefree "pretty" gunner Damien, the self-proclaimed ninja Hitomi, the dark and mysterious Caliban, and others. Madness overruns this shop, somehow sending Hikari into a quest to regain her lost memories. But dark strangers are pulling some strings in the group: among the seemingly friendly party, spies lurk to steal Hikari's dormant power away from her, dark secrets and darker magic mean to cause her harm, and a past she doesn't recognise is slowly repeating itself. The values of trust and friendship are thrown into chaos as this strange, random, party makes its way to a goal it has yet to discover...

Reeeaaalllyyy random stuff, but its FUN! Please read, should you have the time! www.z6.invisionfree.com/Arsenic_and_Cyanide

Kingdom Hearts: Shadow of a Memory: Another RP on the above link. It's Kingdom Hearts, based after KH2. Whole new storyline, lots of people, lots of fun.

Our Story: Not really posted anywhere, but that could potentially change in the near future. Just a project me and three other friends are working on (you know them as Roren-chan, Jeshika-chan and Rekku-chan from Owari.) Summary: The world of Nashira is undergoing a crisis; the temples that house the elemental powers of Nature are sealed, denying the world of its nourishment. At the same time, the Royal Family is reduced to rubble, its sole survivor being the young princess and summoner in-training Kirara. Using her powers, she summons two warriors to aid her in saving her land; Seth, self-proclaimed "God of Love" and talented magic swordsman, as well as Khalidah, a no-nonsense Raider surrounded in mystery. With the strange dragon-like Xue and the cat demon Kaiga, the group of five must travel to the temples of Nashira and revive the elements to save Nashira and the othe worlds.

We might make this public in the near future, but until then, content yourself with my summary XD.

Enjoy my writing-ness!