seals.rock-mrs.j.potterhide bio
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter. Hi - I'm Olivia.I'm a 13 year old girl. I live in lil' old New Zealand. I'm part Polish, part Scottish, part French, part English and 100 kiwi. I enjoy reading, swimming, waterpolo and a large variety of other water/outdoor sports. I am a self - realised pyromaniac and have tendencies to fall over a hurt myself a lot. I like the colour orange and am obsessed with seals (hence the pen name). I really enjoy Katie Bell/Oliver Wood fan fictions as well as Lily Potter/James Potter. In fact I'm in the process of writing some myself. According to a recent quiz I am only 39 retarded. I take that as a good thing. Au revoir, Good day, Dowidzenia, (a Scottish saying meaning good bye... XD) and c'ya mate :D Signing off, Olivia |
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What It Takes To Win Bell by FizzingWhizbeez reviews
-COMPLETE- Oliver Wood just can’t believe that pretty, popular Katie Bell is dating an obnoxious git like Zacharias Smith, but he's determined to find out why.... Oh, and maybe win her heart along the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 92,342 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 9/20/2018 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Most Fortunate Calamities by Skooter reviews
Oliver comes back to Hogwarts to scout for his new Quidditch team, Puddlemere United. What he doesn't realize is that a certain chaser could cause more than trouble for his carefully planned life. From getting stuck in a broom closet to flying in the rain
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,773 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 6/3/2005 - Oliver W., Katie B.
Break Room: Las Vegas by BlkRse reviews
Events that takes place in the break room. Story doesn't go in any particular order as far as timeline goes.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,944 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Complete
What's in a name? by heatherberry reviews
Nicknames - weird things...love them or hate them, generally you're stuck with them.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
It's Not My Fault I Fell For Your Stupid Accent by funsize reviews
Q. What do you get when the sexy but insane Oliver falls for the beautiful but insane Katie? A. Lime green stalkers, long lost fathers & a plan that's sure to win Katie's heart, if she ever stops shouting long enough to fall for his stupid accent!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,971 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W.
A Little Fun Under The Sun by niah1988 reviews
Dr. Goodman offers Temperance two tickets to the Bahamas and the advice to take someone with her to have a little fun under the sun. Who will she take with her and what will they do once they get there? [BB, AH, ZOC and some Squint Squad fun!]
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 49,432 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Complete
Onesided Love by Zmallet reviews
The recounts of the Marauders' schooldays, James' onesided love for a certain redheaded beauty and his attempts to win her heart... [JamesLily] RR please! CHAPTER 6 UP. Yes I changed the title because I didn't like 'Onesided Crush' much...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,890 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 11/15/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Land of the Living by niah1988 reviews
One month. Four weeks. Twenty eight days that will change her life completely. And it all starts with a strange dream... [BB]
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 106,140 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Complete
the marauderettes by guaros-grl reviews
a story about the marauderettes Snow, Silver, Scales and Pounce and your favourite characters, the marauders! Please review JxL in later chaps. SiriusxOC, OCXOC OCXOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,580 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Remus L., OC
Addicted by sas.90 reviews
One shot. Bones admits to Angela that she has feelings for Booth, Sully also finds out in the process because I don't like him. Fluffy all the way! Songficish. R&R
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Complete
Let Me Count the Ways by azarathangel reviews
Valentine’s Day is around the corner, and little gifts keep popping up before Brennan’s eyes. [BB] A cowritten fic between myself and Rockerbaby423
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,478 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/7/2007 - Published: 2/11/2007
Red Fish, Blue Fish by lone astronomer reviews
CH12 POSTED! The star witness in a ten million dollar fraud case goes AWOL from Witness Protection. Three months later, a body turns up at a construction site wearing her clothes. Contains Season 2 spoilers
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,360 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 10/25/2006
A New Appreciation for The Game by Rockerbaby423 reviews
For a sport that is more of a hobby, bowling sure has its upsides! BB implied HA. Was originally a oneshot but extended to include more chapters. NOW COMPLETE!
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/31/2007 - Published: 1/25/2007 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
To hex Harry or Not to hex Harry by AllyCat-Dolphinlover reviews
Ron and his brothers minus Percy have a discussion about what to do with Harry about his break up with Ginny. Hermione arrives and knocks some sense into them!...I know, summary sucks, R&R! IM ADDING CHAPTER 3 SOON! [Warning: Viktor Krum bashing] RHrHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/25/2006 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Career Advice Day by formerlyknownasone reviews
That's what McGonagall fears most. And Oliver Wood. Until he makes a confession...about Katie A KBOW oneshot. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Questions, Qualms and Queries of a Quidditch Queen by Two Drunk Elves reviews
A fic full of crazy matchmakers, sixteen year olds who act their shoe sizes, creepy fourth year Ravenclaws and Quidditch equipment. Katie, Oliver, Fred and George, Angelina and Alicia all on the quest to find just how long beaters' bats are.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,394 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/7/2006 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W.
And She Was A Habit by formerlyknownasone reviews
He didn't realise when looking at her became a habit. But it became one anyway. All Oliver knew was he turned to Katie's direction one day. And he liked what he saw.Her. A KBOW oneshot.R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Of French Goldfishies and Frogs by GallifreyanSun reviews
OWKB.. Oliver and Katie have liked each other for years, but both where too shy to tell. What made them finally confess to each other? French Goldfishies and Frogs? Rated for language. R&R please.. .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder by formerlyknownasone reviews
That's right. That's what Oliver is suffering from. The twins are convinced that he needs psychiatric help, because his OCD isn't from Quidditch, but in the female form of Katie Bell... A KBOW oneshot R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
The Rather Pathetic Attempts to Woo Lily Evans by AllyCat-Dolphinlover reviews
What do you when the girl of you dreams rejects you? You ask her out again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... You get the point. Please read & review, better than it looks...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Oliver's Bell by The Tall Violets reviews
Don't read this for your own safety: It contains a boy's journal, two mischevious twins, several dramatic scenes, Ginny Weasley eating pies, and a very awkward Witch Weekly Article.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,927 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/5/2006 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Oliver W., Katie B.
Private Practices by metro.max reviews
Oliver Wood is a team player through and through. So why is he suddenly demanding a private practice with Katie Bell? [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
I Love Parchment by funsize reviews
KBOW. One boring night in the Gryffindor Common room. One spare bit of parchment. Two lonely souls. What could possibly happen next? oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Loud Sneezes Can Be Sexy by funsize reviews
Oneshot. Will Katie's abnormally loud sneezes bring her true love? KBOW of course. Dedicated to all those sexy momma's out there with loud sneezes ]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Kiss Booth by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
After being disowned by his parents, Sirius needs money to pay for his flying motorbike and ropes in James, the prettiest Marauder apparently, to help him in his genius plan to rake in the galleons. JamesLily. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 70 - Published: 9/8/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Big Kid Kissing by Inferno Wing reviews
Why is Oliver doing this to her? All she wants is a real kiss! Is that so much to ask? Katie will confront her captain with a quaffle he won't be blocking, no more head kisses! She's ready for big kid kissing!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Weeding the Pitch by redireas reviews
When asked to join him in a ritual to celebrate the Quidditch Gods, Katie is intrigued enough to follow Oliver along for a night's adventure. Contains James Bond impersonations, fake rashes, and your favorite lessJKwritten shipper.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
With A Cherry On Top by xx.just.a.contradiction.xx reviews
Katie really doesnt like Oliver's new fiancee and the fiancee really doesnt like her. Include Fred and George, a huge wedding cake and some Spanish swear words, and you've got one hell of a fiasco!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Quidditch and Katie by metro.max reviews
Quidditch isn't the only thing Oliver Wood is going to miss about Hogwarts. [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
An 'A' for Effort by Hey There Delilah reviews
Cho Chang has some stupid ideas, but I think Katie's glad she heard about this one. YES, it's KBOW.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Idiosyncrasies by metro.max reviews
Everyone has their own special quirks, their own idiosyncrasies. Katie Bell is a matchmaker. Oliver Wood is an observer. And Fred Weasley? Fred Weasley is an instigator.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,611 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Advanced Note Passing by just giddy reviews
what happens when you stick a captian, his chaser, and some advanced note passing parchment into detention several times? Merlin only knows. one shot for nowmaybe changed later...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,607 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Katie: English Bell by MotherCrumpet reviews
KBOW fic revolving around Quidditch. Includes all essencials: fluffyness and humor, the twins, Alicia and Angelina and, of course, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 61,012 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/25/2006 - Published: 12/8/2005 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Are you daft, Oliver Wood? by Iamcarterman reviews
In which Oliver and Katie snog in the rain and Angelina wins a bet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
The return of the Unreliable Keeper by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
After the cursed necklace incident lands Katie in St.Mungo's, she's left to recover in hospital while thinking about a certain bloke who hasn’t got in contact with her since he left Hogwarts, until said bloke shows up for a surprise visit. KateOliver.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,663 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Mischief Managed, Alicia! by Kitty Ze KittyKat reviews
Oliver gets The Talk and makes up for being the insecure git he can be. AU as a certain Quidditch captain is alive and well.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
Fidelis Ad Mortem by Rogue Amazon Boo reviews
An interrogation gone wrong causes trouble for Mac’s team and brings two of its members closer together. DL all the way.
CSI: New York - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,273 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/5/2006 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Complete
In All His Scottish Glory by xx.just.a.contradiction.xx reviews
KatiexOliver complete. Fred, George, Angelina and Alicia come up with a plan to get Oliver to notice Katie in that way, with some interesting results... Only rated T for a bit of language, etc
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
The Perfect Girl by FizzingWhizbeez reviews
What should the perfect girl NOT do? Oliver is making a list, but someone else is checking it twice. Oneshot. KBOW
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
It Should Be Said In Scottish by Arre-Kate reviews
katie has drawn a pic of oliver, deadly accurate and deadly sexy, all well and fine except she didn't mean to... what does oliver think? [oneshot]kbow formerly:IN SCOTTISH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/27/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
He's a Keeper by Arre-Kate reviews
a simple [oneshot] oliver katie romance. katie is waiting to see if oliver will come to her rescue and save her. its just a draft and will probably be edited depending on feedback, please read and tell me what you thought!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
A Pleasant Distraction by hockeygirl22 reviews
The Gryffindor Quidditch team doesn't want to practice, but Oliver does...So who do they call to distract him? None other than chaser Katie Bell. KBOW oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
I've seen more spine in jellyfish by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Three rules of Quidditch, one: do not daydream your captain less attired in a Scottish kilt. Two: do not compare the shape of a quaffle to his bottom. Three: do not fall in love with said captain. Too bad Katie’s done all three. KatieOliver. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,398 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
The Bridesmaid and the Groomsman by Missmunky reviews
KBOW Angelina and Fred are getting married! Perfect couple, right? But this is the story of one of the bridesmaid, Katie Bell and the groomsman, Oliver
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,580 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/24/2006 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
Love is blind by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James Potter loses his glasses and seeks help from Head Girl, Lily Evans, to be his guide dog. No doubt, unintentional boob grabbing always occurs with temporary blindness. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 1,715 - Follows: 241 - Published: 3/20/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Putting the 'M' in Mystery by missy mee reviews
When an eighteen year old green eyed black haired teacher shows up in 1977 with a snake and flirty redhead in tow, there's sure to be complications. HG. Formally 'Meet Professor Son - I mean - Potter'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 53,371 - Reviews: 3130 - Favs: 3,602 - Follows: 1,341 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Obsessive Lily Disorder by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? Includes stalking, Polyjuice potion and James attempting many acts of suicide such as drowning his head in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? Complete .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 144,021 - Reviews: 2115 - Favs: 2,187 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Season Tickets by L-Sfarmwmn reviews
Oneshot! Lots and lots of fluff! The sequel to Box Seats but easily read independently. Katie can't help but feel like her friends are hiding something from her, but it turns out it is her boyfriend who has a secret. Katie BellOliver Wood. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,595 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/22/2005 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Box Seats by L-Sfarmwmn reviews
Oneshot. Katie Bell has had a crush on Oliver Wood since her first year, but never had the nerve to tell him. Now, the summer after her seventh year, she is invited to a Puddlemere United match and romance is in the air! Fluffy fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,355 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
The Aerodynamics Of The Fork by sheroaredback reviews
Locker room kisses, arguments about how aerodynamic forks are, and Katie Bell goes a wee bit insane. I suppose those are givens in any equation involving Oliver Wood. NOTE: This is super old. I love how I still used the term 'lolz' in my author notes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/19/2004 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
One Eventful Christmas reviews
Starring Lily Evans and a bunch of idiots. Chaos ensues. A shared story between AllyCatDolphinlover and seals.rockmrs.j.potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.