Despite the fact that Hijikata Toushirou had known him ever since they were little, and had even gone through countless (mis)adventures with him, there were still some things about Sougo that eluded his understanding.

She happened gradually to him, like a stick being shoved slowly up his asshole. It hurt and he wanted to slice himself open because he was convinced that it was the only way he would go back to normal.

Phineas and Ferb decide to build the coolest zoo ever, and Jeremy takes an interest in busting. Meanwhile, a malfunctioning inator causes Perry and Doofenshmirtz to switch bodies.

Perry the Platypus receives a late night summons and rushes to help the Doofenshmirtz family in their time of need. Takes place after "Family Night" but can be read independently.

The kids all decide that today's the day they find out where Perry runs off to every day. Monogram decides Perry's coming into work whether he likes it or not, and Doofenshmirtz is afraid Perry might not loathe him anymore. What's a platypus to do!