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 Author has written 3 stories for Twilight. Hey, I'm Katie. Check out my YouTube! http://www.youtube.com/user/klarnie My Twitter! Follow here for updates!! http://www.twitter.com/klarnie "Love Story" Playlist Head Over Feet- Alanis Morissette 18th Floor Balcony- Blue October Lucky- Jason Mraz Forever & For Always- Shania Twain I Want To Hold Your Hand- The Beatles My Immortal- Evanescence (Thank you 'Angels of Twilight) Open Arms- Journey Something- The Beatles Cracked Rear View Mirror- Hootie and the Blowfish The Best Day- Taylor Swift | |||||||
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GYNAZOLE by Mrs.TheKing reviews
Bella has to fill an embarrassing prescription. Mr. Cullen is the pharmacist there to greet her. Rated M for every reason my twisted mind can come up with. ExB God help us if there is a lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 10386 - Favs: 2,831 - Follows: 2,368 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
Illegal Contact by Jen733 reviews
Edward Masen is a 29 year old former NFL football player, now coaching high school football in Forks. He leads a quiet life until he meets a woman that will change his life forever. What's been missing from his life may be right in front of him. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,822 - Reviews: 13468 - Favs: 7,925 - Follows: 4,875 - Updated: 2/23/2015 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 15061 - Favs: 8,056 - Follows: 7,048 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nighthawks and Wonderwalls by CherBella reviews
Bella seeks refuge from horrible nightmares at a small all-night diner, where Edward is the new night-shift waiter. Together they help save and heal each other from their pasts... extended from the original Love Through Lemons contest entry
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,605 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Nine to Five by VampireAngel94 reviews
Isabella Swan moves to Seattle because of a new job. Sell's her child hood house, leaves her old friends behind and moves in with a new roommate...What happens when her roommate is a guy AND her boss?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 154,099 - Reviews: 1075 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 917 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Shiny Freak by prettyflour reviews
Bella with some backbone. A cynical smart ass who attracts the attention of the local brooding vampire, Edward Cullen. AU/OOC. Rated M for strong snark and lemons galore. Nominated for three Tomato Soup Awards!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 130,332 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5537 - Favs: 7,135 - Follows: 5,334 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Play Dirty by love of escapism reviews
My version of Eclipse from chapter 20, the difference being that when Edward and Bella are alone after Edward properly proposes he gives into having sex with her. From then on Edward and Bella can’t keep their hands off each other. Full of lemony goodness
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 63,135 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Edward, Bella
Concert Corruption by Deepredruby reviews
For Sexy Edward Contest by Jayeliwood. Bad boy Edward Cullen has a plan to corrupt the innocent Bella Swan. But what about this other side of her that no one knows about?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Holding Out For You by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 18550 - Favs: 7,740 - Follows: 3,739 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Holiday Affair by RaeCullen reviews
While at her husband's Christmas party, Bella runs into his boss, who leaves her feeling very satisfied this holiday season. Entry for the Anything Goes Under The Mistletoe o/s contest. M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,127 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
Maybe I'm Falling For You by coldplaywhore reviews
Edward and Bella meet one cloudy May morning at their neighborhood coffee bar. Little do they know that they have actually been conversing for several months under assumed names. Collaboration between CPW and FLB11. M for language and lemony goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 202,788 - Reviews: 6241 - Favs: 4,242 - Follows: 2,310 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Silver Strand Nights by Jen733 reviews
Bella Swan is tired of her boring life and ready for a change. When former Navy SEAL Edward Cullen enters her life, everything will change, more than she ever expected. AH - B/E. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 12203 - Favs: 5,764 - Follows: 3,728 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5418 - Favs: 7,205 - Follows: 3,441 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Favorite Accident by Sendmeonmyway reviews
Bella is on her way home from a disastrous meeting with her newly ex-fiancés parents. What happens when she slams head-on into a beautiful stranger’s car and finds herself stranded? Will she be able to get past her jaded life and trust the stranger? E X B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 110,848 - Reviews: 1818 - Favs: 1,366 - Follows: 1,499 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Battered Beauty by HazelEyedHarlot reviews
AU/AH.Edward is a geek in school who never pays any attention to women.Bella is the girl who gets abused my her father that Edward meets one night and is desperate to make her life right again.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,444 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Edward, Bella
Prom Night by OoOoOoO-Paris-Falls-OoOoOoO reviews
Bella discovers on the night of her prom that she has the rare ability to see ghosts, the first - her geeky prom date Edward, what happens when she meets Jasper, a morgue worker with the same strange ability? LEMON!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,495 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Vendetta at Twilight by muggleinlove reviews
Edward and Bella have been best friends age 11. The attraction between them is obvious. Will they admit their feelings to each other? What is James and his family plotting? HP/Twilight crossover, only Twilight Characters in HP setting. Normal Pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 91,336 - Reviews: 1408 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 6056 - Favs: 10,444 - Follows: 2,749 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blindsided by theladyingrey42 reviews
Awkward, self-conscious Bella distracts herself from the torments of high school gym class by watching the adorable if painfully shy new kid, Edward. A cruel prank finally gives them a chance to get to know one other. For the TwiFans for Haiti compilation
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 732 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mind Over Matter by SubtlePen reviews
Set in the 6 week 'blank period' at the end of Eclipse/beginning of Breaking Dawn, between the newborn battle, and the wedding. Bella and Edward expand and deepen their physical relationship in preparation for their impending marriage. AU, CITRUS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,980 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Surrogate Love by shwriteme reviews
Bella is a sexual therapist with unusual methods. When she goes on sabbatical to write a book, Dr. Hale calls in a favor and sends her a new patient. Bella must put aside her training and follow her instincts to help Edward overcome his difficulties.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 54,230 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 1,082 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Edward, Bella
Change of Underwear by hammondgirl reviews
Edward, the new, fresh meat at Bella's office, is a complete geek, which is ultimately her undoing. She fantasizes about him at work constantly... Will her fantasies become a reality, or will real life get in the way? Original O/S now extended. BxE, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,084 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Check My Heart, It's Racing by ashleigh-rose reviews
Bella has always had a problem with the sexy doctor she works with. When they aren't busy working, they're busy fighting with each other. But does the teasing and banter mean something else? Especially when they are forced to get close? ExB. Canon couples
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,133 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
American Boy by coldplaywhore reviews
Sequel to American Girl - Edward and Bella are on a road trip through the US with Alice and Jasper, four years after their initial journey to Europe. All Canon Couples. Lemony Goodness Galore.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 201,765 - Reviews: 3946 - Favs: 2,066 - Follows: 1,135 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mistletoe and Wine by evieeden reviews
Bella is all alone in Seattle this Christmas. Can an old school friend give her some festive cheer? A smutty E/B one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,506 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 108 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Surfer Girl by Wonder Woman 82 reviews
Edward is dumped by his girlfriend, Tanya. His brothers, Emmett and Jasper decide that he needs a vacation in Hawaii. Will he find what he needs to get over his loss?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,095 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward, my boyfriend, my future husband by MissJessx3 reviews
MUCH ANTICIPATED SEQUEL TO EDWARD, MY BEST FRIEND, MY FUTURE BOYFRIEND! That story must be read first! This starts off five years later, after Bella and Edward graduate. Good times and romance ensue! ALL-HUMAN. BXE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,451 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Edward, Bella
I Hold It All When I Hold You by itsonlylife12 reviews
Edward is in his third year of college when his sister starts at the same school. What will Edward do when he meets Alice’s beautiful roommates and what kind of crazy trouble will the six get themselves into? All human, first FanFiction, R&R, M for later.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 122,780 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Things That Go Bump In The Night by coldplaywhore reviews
Bella is forced to spend the Halloween Night babysitting alone, but things quickly go from mundane to terrifying as the night progresses. Collaboration between Risbee & coldplaywhore. For Twilight Fright Night Contest. Rated M for Language and Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,165 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 61 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
You are My Greatest Passion by HLG07 reviews
Voldemorts Dead,Can Harry finally live a peaceful life? Cover's the nineteen years JKR left out. Currently begin overhauled. Fixing errors, Updated chapters have a * next their headers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 106,268 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
As Fate Would Have It by into.scrapes reviews
Edward can't stall fate. He loses control and attacks Bella on the first day they meet, but realizes he can’t follow through with draining her. Can Bella still love the monster that stole her life? AU, rated M for mild language and sex. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 86,020 - Reviews: 1120 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Edward, Bella
Falling For You by Jen733 reviews
Bella Swan has gone through crappy date... after crappy date, causing her to lose all hope for a good guy. Until she meets Edward Cullen, a divorced father of two. They have an instant connection when they meet, but will love come easily for them? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,159 - Reviews: 8146 - Favs: 5,010 - Follows: 2,033 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Imitating Art by linnybug reviews
Bella Swan, celebrated romance novelist, doesn't live a very exciting life outside of her work. Can that annoyingly persistent man she met at a coffee shop one day help break her out of her shell and start living like her characters do?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 121,411 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
Edward, my best friend, my future boyfriend by MissJessx3 reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends since they were young. They move into an apartment together for college. This is their journey through their freshman year. Watch them fall in love with each other, one day at a time. ALL HUMAN! BXE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 54,336 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Picture Paints a Thousand Words by truecolour reviews
when single father Edward Cullen moves to New York , he thinks that life will be just as it was, that is until he meets his new neighbour Bella Swan. Follow the pair as they deal with new emotions, parenting and current boyfriends. All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 77,420 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My version of Breaking Dawn by sunshine4047 reviews
Story about E&B. B finds out Jacob ran away. E finds out that he can't resist his desires for her blood & body much longer & finds it hard to stay away from her. Lemons in future chapters. B&E get married. Rewriting chapters now won't take long.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,106 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Geeks Get the Girls “Off the Page” Contest by the-glory-days reviews
Valedictorian Edward Cullen finally works up the nerve to tell Isabella Swan that he loves her. Unfortunately, he’s picked the wrong stage. What ensues may be the best day of his life.-- WON FIRST PLACE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,963 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Minutes to Midnight by Angel of Sinne reviews
The wedding is a few short weeks away, and Bella and Edward have been dealing with severe sexual frustration. Who'll crack first? Full of Lemons. This story is a mixture of what I expect to see in Breaking Dawn and my own twisted imagination.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,513 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 4/25/2008
American Girl by coldplaywhore reviews
Before starting her freshman year of college, Bella decided to backpack through Europe for two months. On her travels, she meets priveledged black sheep Edward Cullen, who takes an instant liking to her & wants to join her on her trip and much more. lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 178,170 - Reviews: 2866 - Favs: 3,464 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Grading Papers by grtchn reviews
Bella and Edward are teachers. Bella is grading papers and Edward thinks she needs a break and distraction! Written for Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest. AH/OOC. Lemon. Better than it sounds!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Before The Turn Escapades by MaeCullen17 reviews
A collection of "romantic" escapades of Edward & Bella before he turns her. *She never get's pregnant on Isle Esme* Pretty true to character. Lemons galore! Stay tuned for "After The Turn"! **Check out my other stories!**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,833 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9186 - Favs: 16,598 - Follows: 3,619 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cinderbella by GoldeneyedBella reviews
Bella is the orphan step-daughter of Victoria. Her two evil step-sisters, Jessica and Lauren, are hellbent on ruining her life. Who could possible saver her from this life except the one and only Edward Cullen? *Cullens are still Vampires!*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,088 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The MESS Plan by Marauder Shagger reviews
Edward and Bella are recently engaged - happily too. There's just one problem. Edward wants to wait for the wedding, with no substitutes for sex in the meantime. So what does Bella do? Forms the MESS Plan, of course! Step 1: Move in together. AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,410 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Games with the Cullens by Irunwiththevamps reviews
Charlie is gone for seventen days, and Bella is going to be staying at the Cullen's house. Alice decides to play a series of games and dares. Lemons, canon pairings, a little OOC,All human. Enjoy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,589 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Official Twilight SmutVent Calendar 2008 by BritishBitches reviews
25 days of smut! The best smut authors on FanFic have come together to create the ultimate advent calendar! Each day leading up to Christmas we will be posting a new chapter, each written by a guest author! Lot's of lemons! Enjoy! x Outtakes now posted!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 137,830 - Reviews: 1125 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
Take One for the Team by herinfiniteeyes reviews
Edward's starting his first season on Fork's varsity football team. His friends all think he needs to relax, but will his best friend Bella be willing to help? Follow along as Edward and Bella find their way through life and love. AH, AU, Lemons galore.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,074 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Like a Virgin by kimpy reviews
Bella Swan wakes up one morning to an epiphany: She has given up on finding a boyfriend. What happens when she meets Edward Cullen the very same day? Age of Edward contest submission, 1980s Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,501 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Maria by ahemyywe150 reviews
All human! Bella is aspiring towards her dream job but when a family crisis hits her, she has to adapt. This means getting a job as a babysitter for a cute little kid. Except there's one little snag: the kid's brother, Edward Cullen. BxE R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,004 - Reviews: 3041 - Favs: 2,649 - Follows: 1,393 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Let's Talk About Sex, Baby! by herinfiniteeyes reviews
Edward and Bella are married, but their sex life leaves something to be desired. How can they turn things around? A/H, A/U, E/B, lemons, fluff, funnies!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,079 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 87 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Naked Desire by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Bella is an art student at Phoenix University when she meets Edward Cullen, also an art major. What happens when they are paired together and assigned to do NUDE MODELING for each other? All human & TONS OF LEMONEY FUN! Over 100,000 hits!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,144 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 1,704 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Complete
Roleplay Reward by katie-masen reviews
Before, he had made love to her. Slow, passionate and full of love. This wasn’t love making. This was sex, lust fueled,sex. This was total complete possession and she willingly gave herself to his pleasure. ExB LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,674 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Random Twilight Poems! by Curuia reviews
Twilight in poem form! Just me being bored, but has great outcome. Hope you like, pls R&R! More to come, promise
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Unexpected Little Things by iloveeverythingyou reviews
What if the gorgeous Edward Cullen doesn't have the strength to stay away from Bella? What happens when he bites her on her first day in Forks? And what happens when it seems everyone is out to get them? Edward&Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 76,278 - Reviews: 1784 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5290 - Favs: 4,928 - Follows: 4,141 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Breaking Dawn Ed's pov by MayaInTheSkyah reviews
*****SPOILER'S AHEAD***** If you haven't read breaking dawn yet, this will ruin parts of it for you. I suggest you read it. It's good but still not as good as the last one. This is just breaking dawn from edward's point of view starting from chapter seven
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
Revelations by Katmm reviews
Jacob/Renesmee As Jake's feelings for Nessie change, how will it play out? Gotta love a good romance...Rated T for some language and quite a bit of lemonade...One of the very first Jake/Nessie fanfics!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 32,421 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Going for the Gold by tamelaine reviews
Edward Cullen, an Olympic swimming star, goes to Beijing with winning gold medals on his mind, but is distracted by the beautiful but clumsy reporter he meets on his way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,489 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
Realize by Goo82 reviews
Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,506 - Reviews: 5626 - Favs: 8,432 - Follows: 2,385 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Imagination Land by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Complete with epilogue. Bella is an author that just happens to be in a coma. But instead of being completely brain dead she's living in a part of her brain where all the fictional characters she’s created are alive. BXE Edward is a vampire!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,017 - Reviews: 2018 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
8 Days a Week by LaTuaCantante86 reviews
Bella starts a new job at Edwards families restaurant and sparks ignite. See full summary inside. AU/AH, CANONS, slightly OOC, LEMONS GALORE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,943 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
How to be Edward Cullen by OMGalarm reviews
How To Be/Twilight. The lonely nerd Edward that 'just needs a little help sometimes' gets friendly with popular Bella. Things changes when she wants to give him a makeover and take him to prom.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,331 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Complete
Anatomy for Dummies by redireas reviews
Inspired by Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest: a oneshot turned story. There is a new addition to the Fork's High faculty. Three guesses as to who: he teaches anatomy, is young and sexy, and just might have a thing for Bella... Lemony and M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,588 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Bet by vampires rule my world reviews
Bella and Emmett make a bet with each other to see who has the most 'adventurous' sex life. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,930 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Heatwave by ShilohPR reviews
It's really hot out, and Bella takes a dip to cool down, a la naturale. Edward has no choice but to join. One-shot lemony zest, vampireEdward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,491 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Exchanging Gifts by McManda627 reviews
Pure Christmas smut. Bella takes Edward's suggestion for his Christmas present to heart and it turns out it's a gift both of them can enjoy. Previously a one-shot, now complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,286 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just a Human Game by faeryespell reviews
Bella knows that Rosalie’s human life was unwillingly cut short, so she suggests they play only the most human game there is: the Game of Life. It starts out fun, until the Cullens begin to take it a little too seriously... and let secrets unfold.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,084 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 12/10/2007
Switch by WinndSinger reviews
A magical prank causes Edward and Bella to switch bodies, then as a cure is trying to be found by Carlisle, lots of switches take place throughout the house. This is a fun story, try it out.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,832 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Mischief & Mistletoe by EZRocksAngel reviews
Written for jandco and withthevampsofcourse’s “A Very Cullen Christmas” contest/co written by edwardzukorocks & JDSK
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,102 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 90 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To Love and Protect by whitereflections12 reviews
CarlisleEsme This story begins in 1919, with Carlisle coming back just to check up on the woman he can't forget. Leaving her alone becomes almost impossible, however, when he sees just how her life has turned out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 61,276 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Carlisle, Esme
Mortification by amightypenguin reviews
Harry and Ginny's morning-after glow is horribly ruined in the form of Ginny's family.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Shining Sun by Mrs.EdwardCullenx3 reviews
Post after Breaking Dawn! Bella, Edward and the rest of the characters from the series! contains Breaking dawn spoilers! When the whole gang goes off to Dartmouth! Please read! I do not own these characters...it all belongs to the amazing Stephenie Meyer!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,271 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008
Breaking Dawn Till Dusk by bella1309 reviews
Chapter One! Edward and Bella have been married for 3 months, everything is going according to plan - until some unexpected news changes their lives, and those around them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,209 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008
Wicked by tashiegurl reviews
It's that time of the month again for Bella, and there's only one thing on her mind. One-shot. LEMON.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Guardian Angel by Wish-Eleven reviews
What would happen if Alice never had her vision and Edward never came back? This is the story of Bella’s life seven years after the Cullen’s notorious move. I do not own any of the twilight characters.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,430 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Complete
Fast Times at Forks High by herinfiniteeyes reviews
For Jayliewood's Sexy Edward Contest! Edward and Bella have been friends for years, but now Edward knows how she really feels. Will he be able to convince her to let loose? Big fat lemon! For mature eyes only, please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,402 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 54 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rather Be With You by merry seventeen reviews
Bella's a student-teacher lusting after the man she's supposed to be learning from... Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest Ooh LaLa Smut...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tutoring Session by Intermission reviews
AU/AH-Entry for Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie Contest-Edward wants Bella to tutor him in Literature. Bella wants to tutor Edward with 'something else', entirely. Can one awkward moment lead a change in Bella's lesson plans?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,106 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hot In Here by Seductive Illusions reviews
For Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie contest. see her profile for more information. Bella's throwing a mad party, and has had way too much alcohol. Edward works at the police station. He gets a noise complain, and decides to check it out..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,385 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5160 - Favs: 3,015 - Follows: 1,480 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Pale New Dawn by Sadonis reviews
What if Breaking Dawn had no Nessie? My rewrite of the end of the saga, where Bella never gets pregnant.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,341 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Edward, Bella
Sweet Surrender by Blue-Kool-Aid reviews
“My head was spinning. I had so carefully constructed the boundaries of our relationship and now she wanted to rip them apart with one fell swoop of her fragile hand.” Bella convinces Edward to let himself go. One-shot, please R&R. Edward's POV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Inhibitions by Capricorn75 reviews
Edward is in for a surprise when Bella comes home after a night drinking with the girls. What's happened to his shy, sweet Bella?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,923 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 93 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lucky by dapixam-q reviews
Edward/Bella. Scenes from the life of our heroes, post-"Breaking Dawn."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A day in the life of a Father by something in the wind reviews
CONTAINS BREAKING DAWN SPOILERS. Edward Cullen is left at home to tend to his Daughter Renesmee while Alice has abducted Bella on another shopping spree. What happens when he is left alone with her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Complete
Edward and the Bed by tara sue me reviews
My take on what happened at the Cullen house the day Edward bought a bed. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 1,559 - Follows: 271 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Breaking Dawn by DebussyToThis reviews
After Eclipse. Edward and Bella are pushing the boundaries of their relationship as the wedding and her transformation come ever closer. The course of true love never does run smooth, and apparently neither does the road to eternal life! Lemons? Yup!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,558 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 2/13/2008
Chasing Twilight by Edward's soul mate reviews
If you love Twilight, if your heart broke in New Moon when Edward left and you cried until he came back then this story is for you! Edward being who he is still leaves our Bella but this time she's not taking it lying down...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,222 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008
Twilight in Real Life by Loco-motion reviews
One-shot. What happens when the Twilight characters find the Twilight Books? And who is plotting against them? All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
Denial With One Major Flaw by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
These two exes want to hate each other. But that's rather hard when in actuality...you love them. Add in all that casual sex and it's near impossible. They're tired of pretending. BxE, AU, all human, one-shot. PLEASE review, not just favorite.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,869 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 154 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Other Things by of-ferrets-and-weaselettes reviews
What we all wanted in Eclipse but didn't get. I may add more to this later, but for now, it's a one-shot. E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,814 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Complete
Waiting For Forever by TwilightFan4Life reviews
A fanfiction based after Eclipse. Basically my personal version of Breaking Dawn. Chapter 17, Wedded Bliss is up. Beware its lemony! Chapter 27 Now up...also a lemon!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 90,109 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Complete
This Is War by edwardNOTjacob reviews
A snow-day in Forks. To amuse themselves, the Cullens and Bella decide to engage in a snowball fight. But how will Bella react when Edward tells her to sit out and watch?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,649 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 183 - Published: 3/20/2008
Alice's Disorder by Eternally Dazzled reviews
Charlie gets the idea that Alice has an eating disorder. Poor Alice is forced to eat HUMAN FOOD and LOTS OF IT! Will he stop at nothing to help her with her "disorder"? ------- ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Love and Lies by librina reviews
When the big dance is around the corner everyone is trying to find a date. Everyone thinks Bella and Edward would be perfect for eachother. AU everyone is human. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,395 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
The Best Gift by Moldy Voldy reviews
What Ginny REALLY wanted to give Harry for his seventeenth... Vey much rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Trojan Man by ShanniMo reviews
Emmett's expirience with the school nurse gone bad...i promise this is one freakin hilareous story. trust me. twilight will never be the same... one shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Complete
Chicken Soup by always-urs reviews
Bella gets sick adn Edward has the perfct cure. One Shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Complete
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Love Story reviews
Bella moves to Forks with her dad. She and Edward meet in the second grade class. They become best friends. Will it evolve into something more? ALL HUMAN and slightly OOC. Rated M to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,182 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Wedding Bliss reviews
Just missing parts in the wedding during Breaking Dawn. It is NOT a lemony one-shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Truly, I Do Love You reviews
Set during New Moon. Bella has found everything under her floorboards. Before Jacob!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,872 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete