Call me Crys (Cryst seemed a little vain).

Stories:

Watercolor: A Jacob&Bella Story

Summary: Riverview Psychiatric Facility. Five wards, depending on the severity of the condition with level 5 as the highest and most dangerous. Can love form and grow in such a place? J/B. Canon-pairings. OOC, rated M for dark themes, gory scenes, suicide, adult situations.

Progress: Being completely redone into a new series of Twilight!asylum-fics

List of pairings:

Twilight: Jasper/Bella, Emmett/Bella, Embry/Bella, Paul/Bella, Jake/Bella, Demetri/Bella

Vampire Academy: strigoi!Dimitri/strigoi!Rose

Vampire Diaries: Klaus/Elena (Klena!), Damon/Elena

Supernatural: Adam-centric, Castiel/OC, I hate Destiel and Wincest

My Life as Liz: Liz/Louis, Liz/Bryson

Awkward.: Jake/Jenna

Pretty Little Liars: Toby/Emily

Switched at Birth: Daphne/Emmett, Daphne-centric

Doctor Who: Jenny-centric (not paired with Jack)

Call of Duty (game): Ghost/OC, Soap/OC

Dragon Age: Hawke/Fenris, Hawke/Anders, Hawke/Isabela, Zevran/Mahariel, Alistair/Cousland, Ser Gilmore/Cousland, Cousland/Morrigan

Mass Effect: Shepard(f)/Thane, Shepard(f)/Zaeed, Shepard(f)/Samara,

Teen Titans: Robin/Jinx (Nightwing/Jinx), Kid Flash/Jinx

Chronicles of Narnia: Caspian X/Susan (Suspian!)

Harry Potter: Harry/Drace, Harry/Hermione, Harry/Fleur

Merlin: Merlin/Morgana, Merlin/Mordred

Skip Beat: Ren/Kyouko

Hana Yori Dango: Tsukasa/Tsukushi,

House: House/OC, Thirteen/OC

iCarly: Freddie/Carly

X-men: Gambit/Rogue, Deadpool/Rogue

In Plain Sight: Marshall/Mary

Cruel Intentions: Sebastian/Annette (Now, I don't like the Annette in the movie...they could have really played her up, but no one looks past thee innocent, annoying valley girl persona...therefore, I have to make up my own Annette)

Alice, 2009: Hatter/Alice, Mad March/Alice

Eragon: This is a difficult choice because I'm so picky about the character development...but...Murtagh/OC, Eragon/Arya (I'm sure in some alternate reality she'll eventually accept it), I dunno about Eragon/OC, but I do know I don't like any slash in that story.

Greek: Cappie/Casey

Secret Life of the American Teenager: Amy/OC, Amy/Ricky

Naruto: Naruto/Gaara. Naruto/Itachi

Vampire Knight: Zero/Yuuki

Realities:

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been received.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

GIRLS DON’T REALIZE THESE THINGS:

I'm sorry
That I bought you roses—to tell you that I like you.

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect—not to sleep with you when you were drunk.

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough to—"satisfy" your wants.

I'm sorry
That I open your car door and pull out your chair—like I was raised.

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough—to be "your guy".

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice—not a jerk.

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account—to buy you expensive things.

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you—instead of at a club.

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you—than just screw you like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to—but never good enough to date.

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car—but when we went out you went home with another guy.

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere—but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend.

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat—only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around.

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours—instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work.

I'm sorry
That you can't realize…I've been the one all along…

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this—but don't care

But most of all…

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it—I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you—instead of spending time with my family.

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you—and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right—and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am—that you want me to be something better.

I'm sorry
That I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different—but never judge you.

I'm sorry
That I cared.

And I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head, "WHY WON’T YOU JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE?!".

Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'.

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'.

Put your MP3 on shuffle and the song you get is the answer to each question. Copy and paste to your profile so everyone can see how fed up your life is. :D

1. How does the world see me?

2. Will I have a happy life?

3. What do people really think of me?

4. Do people secretly lust after me?

5. How can I make others happy?

6. How can I make myself happy?

7. What should I do with my life?

8. Will I ever have children?

9. What is some good advice for me?

10. What do I think my current theme song is?

11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?

12. What song will play at my funeral?

13. What type of men do you like?

14. What is my wedding day going to be like?

15. Why am I here?

16. What will people remember me for?

17. What song will I get stuck in my head tomorrow?

18. Are there people outside waiting to take me away?

19. What will this year be all about?

20 - If you reached the top of Mount Everest, you would scream:

21 - The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say:

22 - Your message to the world:

23 - Your deepest secret:

24 - Your innermost desire:

25 - Your oldest memory makes you think:

26 - Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include:

27 - When you wake up in the morning, you mutter:

28 - Right now, your feelings are:

29 - The day you fall in love will be the day that:

30- You’d describe your best friend as:

31- You'd describe yourself as:

32- Your friends describe you as:

33- In an elevator you are most likely to:

34- Your philosophy in life is:

35 - Your farewell message to the readers of this:

Advice for guys

When she acts shy...
-Say I Love You

When she runs away from you...
-Chase her

When she puts her face near yours...
-Kiss her

When she kicks and punches you...
- Hold her tight

When she is silent...
-Shes thinking of how to say I Love You

When she ignores you...
-She wants all your attention

When she pulls away...
- grab her by the waist and never let go

When you see her at her worst...
- tell her she's BEAUTIFUL

When she screams at you...
- Tell her you love her, you have to mean it

When you see her walking...
- Sneak up behind her and grab her by the waist and give her a kiss

When she's scared...
- Hold her and tell her everything will be okay cause she's with you

When she looks like somethings the matter...
-Kiss her and tell her not to worry

While she holds your hand...
- Play with her fingers

Girls

- You really don't need any tips just be your flawless selves and let the
boy do the work for once!

Post this in the next 69 seconds and you will have the best day of your life
this Saturday and the one u love will either...
-KISS YOU
-ASK YOU OUT
-CALL YOU

What makes life 100 percent?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100 percent. How about achieving 103 percent? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

then:

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96

but:

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100

and:
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far this will take you...

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118

Think about it... and have a nice day at work... :)