Yuuri locks himself out of his dorm, gets drenched in rain and his favorite chair at the college coffee shop is taken by the one and only Victor Nikiforov. Yuuri's luck sucks, until it doesn't. (Based on a Tumblr prompt)

Viktor, it seemed, was enjoying Yuuri's fluster. "Now Yuuri, that's no nice way to ask. You wounded me! You may as well stake me right now! Though, it seems I'm the one staking you right now…" Yuuri, to his own surprise, found himself laughing. Hundreds of years on this planet, and Viktor Nikiforov, his immortal boyfriend, had just punned him before taking his virginity.