I'm guilty of all this;

After you have read Twilight, if you are proud that you have eaten dirt before like Edward ate human food, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you hate Mike and you're not afraid to say it, paste this into your profile
If you think Jessica can be annoying paste this into your profile
If you think Jessica and Mike belong together because they're both annoying and stupid, paste this into your profile
If you think Edward is perfect for Bella, paste this onto your profile
If you think Mike Newton should be run over by a bus copy and paste this into your profile
If you think that bus should also take out Eric copy and paste this into your profile
IF YOU LOVE EDWARD AND ALICE AND ALL THE GANG, COPY THIS TO YOUR PROFILE!!
If you read Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse before hearing about the movie, and all the hype about it, copy this into your profile.
If you think that Twilight is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile. :P
If you've reread Twilight over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile. XD
Edward Cullen I love you! Oops! Did I say that out loud?
Twilight: Because a small part inside of us broke when we realized our boyfriends weren't mythical monsters
OMC-Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. that and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God.
And God (CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward," ... and it was good.
If whenever you see or hear the brand "Volvo" you freak out and start giggling uncontrollably and then people stare at you funny copy and paste this onto your profile
If you completely got over your Harry Potter obsession when you read Twilight, copy and paste this on your program
If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with any or all of the Cullens, but you don't really care because you don't want to heal quite frankly, post this.
If whenever you see or hear the name 'Edward' you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much and then people stare at you and tell you to shut up and let it go, post this.
If you think Stephenie Meyer is one of the best writers in existence, copy this into your profile.
If you think that the Twilight series will rule the universe, copy this into your profile.
If you're so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think it's vampires playing ball, copy and paste this int your profile.
If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony (or Bella, but that's another story), copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped on air, and were so happy because you thought Edward Cullen might come and save you, copy and paste this into your profile.
You start going up to random people to tell them you want an Edward!
You think your next-door neighbor looks like a vampire, or he really is a vampire.
You try to control your thoughts because Edward might hear them.
You've read Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse at least 5 times each!

You break up with your boyfriend because he doesn't glitter in the sun like Edward.
You have nothing to do, so you go to www.stepheniemeyer.com and read everything on the site twice. And then go to the Lexicon and do the same thing.
You promise your friend that if he can find you an Edward, you'll give him the answers to your homework for the rest of your school-life.
You plan on naming your children after characters in any of the books in the Twilight series.
You walk around school looking for pale-skinned, inhumanly beautiful classmates with red or gold eyes.