“I did not make a pie,” Alec repeated, gesturing expressively with one hand, “for three reasons. One, because I do not have any pie ingredients. Two, because I don’t actually know how to make a pie.”

He paused, clearly waiting.

Removing his sword and leaning it against the cave wall, Jace said warily, “And three?”

“Because I am not your bitch,” Alec said, clearly pleased with himself.”

They say you favorite quote says a lot about a person, so I'm not exactly sure what this means. Anyways, here's the basics. Every week I try to post at least once. You'll find minimal smut in my stories; they're a bit more fluffy. Language, however, is quite colorful. Beware of gore as well

Fandoms: Shadowhunter Chronicles, BBC Sherlock, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Welcome to Night Vale, Maximum Ride, The Lunar Chronicles, Portal, and Hary Potter

OTPs: Malec, Nine/Rose or Ten/Rose, Destiel, Cecilos, Fax

Ships: Clace, Sizzy, Locelyn, Baia, Johnlock, MorMor, Mystrade, Eleven/River, Sabriel (ish), Cinder/Kai, ChellDOS, Ginny/ Harry, Ron/Hermoine, Luna/Neville,

The Road So Far-

One-shots:

May I Have This Dance? Sherlolly-- Fluff from back in my Sherlolly shipping days.

April Fool's-- Cecilos one-shot that started as a short little bit I came up with off of a tumblr post and morphed a little bit.

Carlos's Return-- Another Cecilos one-shot that I wrote one night when I was sad. It's written as if you were listening to an episode of the show.

Remember Me, Cecil-- Story I wrote for a competition between my friend and I to make each other cry. Warning- this one made her forfeit.

Coffee Shop AUs:

Portal Coffee Shop AU-- What do you think it's about? Elephants? (I couldn't come up with a title. Don't judge.)

Life in the TARDIS Coffee Shop-- Doctor Who. I plan to go through every main reboot character on more of a time line, and not just mash them all together. There's Nine and Rose's time together, then Ten and Rose, then Ten and Martha, and Ten and Donna. I'm not as big of a fan of the Eleventh Doctor, so I'm not planning to go that far.

The Baker Street Cafe-- Sherlock. John Watson takes a job at possibly the most odd coffee shop in the world.

Crossovers:

A Demonic Day In New York-- Supernatural/ Mortal Instruments. Sam and Dean go to investigate a possible demon killing in New York, and meet some of our beloved Shadowhunters.

Professors Holmes and Watson-- Johnlock Potterlock

Welcome to Night Vale, Sam and Dean*-- Night Vale/Supernatural. Not quite planned out yet.

Sam, Dean, and the Mutant Bird Kids*-- Because I noted certain names in "Schools Out, Forever". It practically wrote itself. I just have to type it up.

The Skinned Barber*-- Wholock. Sherlock investigates the case of a murdered barber, left skinned in the middle of his shop.

Other:

A New Angel-- Jael Winchester wakes up in the back of a car with two strange men.

A Strange New Town-- Episodes of WTNV from Carlos's perspective.

(*)=nothing yet published

Any recommendations? Requests? Just want to say hi? Talk to me. I really wanna knoooow (That's Bruce Springsteen y'all).

Formerly Peradite until I found out that was an actual SHIP (I originally created it by pressing keys until it looked acceptable).