~!(Hiya)!~

The name's Brittney. Remember it. I'll be famous one day (jk).

I'm a female, and not a dude in anyway.

I'm from Tennessee, got a problem with it? Get over it.

~!(The Myspace)!~

Add me!

~!(Top 10 Favorite Things)!~

1.) The weirdos I call friends

2.) Music

3.) Twilight

4.) Emmett Cullen :)

5.) The Tennessee Titans

6.) Sweet tea

7.) Random crap

8.) Taking pictures

9.) Guitars

10.) The number 8,723. Don't ask why, okay. I just love it. End of story.

~!(Top 5 Songs of the Week)!~

1.) Shut Up And Let Me Go--The Ting Tings

2.) That Song In My Head--Julianne Hough

3.) Let It Rock--Kevin Rudolf

4.) Should I Stay Or Should I Go--The Clash

5.) Control--Metro Station

~!(Dan the Man)!~

Dan the man
He's got the plan
He'll give it the best he can

Go, fight, win!

He'll shake them up
He needs no cup
And that's whats up

Go, fight, win!

He'll make you cry
Or at least he'll try
if not he'll pry

Go, fight, win!

When the buzzers chime
They'll go into overtime
If they lose it'll be a crime

Go, fight, win!

He's not playin' football
'Cause he don't give any call
Make sure the ball don't fall

Go Dan the Man!

~For Dan, the ladies basketball coach at Cleveland State

a song by me and Taquila

~!(Shuffle Music Thing)!~ :)

How are you feeling today?
she never cried--toby keith (i'm morbid today O.o)

Will you get far in life?
beautiful day--u2 (lets hope it rains for a long time... i don't wanna die X.x)

How do your friends see you?
let it go--tim mcgraw (not very good apparently)

Will you get married?
jack and diane--john mellencamp (so i guess lol)

What is your best friend's theme song?
i want to hold your hand--beatles (AWKWARD!!)

What is the story of your life?
black horse and a cherry tree--kt tunstall (...weird)

What was high school like?
first time--lifehouse (as in it was better the first time lol jk i pass)

How can you get ahead in life?
in a little while--uncle kracker (so not very far)

What is the best thing about your friends?
(ican't get no) sanctification--rolling stones (ha ha losers jk i What is in store for this weekend?
15 minutes of shame--kristy lee cook (so not good)

To describe your grandparents?
trailerhood--josh turner (dey rednecks lol)

How is your life going?
come on get high--matt nathanson (i'm a fellin' a buzz too lol jk)

What song will they play at your funeral?
we weren't crazy--josh gracin (me and my friends will probaly do something stupid together and die... so thus the song)

How does the world see you?
back in black--ac/dc (i'm just another messed up kid lol)

Will you have a happy life?
start a band--b. pasiley/k. urban (cha yes monies!)

What do your friends really think of you?
are you gonna be my girl--jet (let's hope not O.o)

Do people secretly lust after you?
ever the same--rob thomas (i guess so...)

How can I make myself happy?

good time--alan jackson (uh... DUH!)

What should you do with your life?
addicated--saving abel (i guess that's why i got a buzz lol)

Will you ever have children?

whatever you like--t.i. (uh... nope...)

~!(The Rambling)!~

I have a inner voice. (Not that I listen to it. She's just there to get paid. lol)

My inner voice's name is Gerald. I didn't ask 'cause I'm scared to.

I like to read... somewhat. Mostly depends on what it is.

There are 18 different animal shapes in the Animal Crackers cookie zoo. Not like that can save my life though.

Teddy Grams are great for throwing, but not eating.

Sporks are amazing.

It really is fun to sing horribly in crowded places.

Emmett Cullen is from Tennessee. :)

23 of scanner errors are 'cause of people's butts. (They scan them.)

There are no venomous snakes in Maine.(Must be kinda boring there then. Messing with rattlesakes is fun.)

If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white. (Albino fish.) :)

More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.

Abraham Lincoln's dog, Fido, was assassinated too.(Irony much?)

Eskimos use refrigerators to keep food from freezing.

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.

In Cleveland, Ohio, it's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license. (Sucks for cats, man.)

100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year. Note to self: Don't chew on pens anymore.

Colgate is not sold is Spanish speaking countries since translated it means: "go hang yourself."

Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language. (Figures that I pay it... somewhat...)

They make you sing in anger management.

More to come later, dudes.