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Hey all!

So, my friend and I decided to make an account on this site because we really, really liked reading all of your guys' stories. So we wanted to try writing our own.

About us:

Me (the one who's writing this without my friend's consent, normal text): I'm asian and proud. I'm short. And I have long hair. You can call me Riri (no, that's not my real name).

My friend (who doesn't know that I'm writing this right now, italic text): She's asian and proud (hopefully) I'm obviously proud. She's taller than me. She has shorter hair than me. You can call her Neesa (you don't mind, do you Neesa?). Way to go, Riri. And no, I don't really mind. Kind of. -_-

We're in Canada. We're at least 13. We're at most 100. We like eating Maltesers (WTF?). We're working on a science project involving cells right now (actually that was a while ago now). We like anime and manga (Riri: Prince of Tennis, Naruto, Gakuen Alice, Ouran High School Host Club, Bleach, Full metal alchemist, Fruits Basket, Hikaru no Go, Daa! Daa! Daa! I've only actually seen the first episode, and Train Man even though I only read book 1. Neesa: Naruto, Soul Eater, Fairy Tail, XXXHolic, Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles, Death Note, Ouran High School Host Club, Fruits Basket, Bleach, Full metal alchemist, Vampire Knight and Prince of Tennis but only the pointless episodes and the chibi episodes. NOT TRUE. I don't watch prince of tennis.), so most of our stories will be about anime/manga.

Individual likes/dislikes:

Riri:

Likes:

the GazettE (they are life), Miyavi, Alice Nine, LM.C, tennis, all the animes/mangas that I mentioned earlier, MALTESERS, bass guitar (even though I don't play it. YET.), my iPod (named: Little Edward Matsumoto Cullen Sohma Dei Bob Suou Tezuka Kanda Fernandez Yune Koko Marco Timothy. Isn't it the best name ever?), music, JROCK!!, bisons, especially Leonard (WOOHOO!), my friend (who I will refer to as Kyarei) Kyarei's quests and her madlibs (which make life), Italian food, dumplings, the Office (especially Jim and Dwight), House (especially that episode with the morbidly obese 10 year old girl with the tumour in between her eyebrows AKA the only episode of House I've ever seen in my entire life), Family Guy, the Simpsons, pretty much everything on the comedy channel, and loads of other things that I would normally list if I wasn't afraid I would scare away all of our potential readers on account of boring their pants off.

Dislikes:

People who lie (I know I'm being a total hypocrite on this one, but I mean people who lie A LOT), people who don't appreciate other cultures, people who are teachers pets, people who make me look bad (heh heh. I'm sorry, but I really just HAD to say that.), people who say lol and noob in regular conversation (I mean, come on. Just don't. It's really annoying.), people who have really annoying/high pitched voices, my old math/art teacher, brussel sprouts, celery, STRAWBERRIES, leeks, earthworms, creepy looking cells, people who enjoy watching golf (really, golf is the most boring sport to watch. EVER.), Youtubers who say "Thanks for watching" at the end of every single frickin video (except Nigahiga and Smosh. They pwn.). Okay, well I think if I typed any more our potential readers would get way too bored to read Neesa's likes/dislikes part of our profile. So, I guess I'll just stop mine... NOW!!

Neesa:

Likes:

Fall Out Boy, my iPod, Panic At The Disco, Naruto Abridged Series, Naruto, Naruto Shippuuden, Ouran High School Host Club, the Akatsuki, Bleach, Full metal alchemist, Vampire Knight, all the other anime/manga I already mentioned higher up in our profile, Russell Peters, pizza, the Office, Family Guy, the Simpsons, How I Met Your Mother, The Big Bang Theory, JRock, Dane Cook, Brian Regan (I'm not actually sure how to spell his name. Yay, Neesa! You spelt it right!), Ninja Glare, a lot of comedians, animals, STRAWBERRIES!, most fruits/berries, my friends, Italian food, chocolate, popcorn, guitars, fanfics, some Korean songs, Super Junior (They're AWESOME), David Choi, Harry Potter books, Taeyang, Owl City, Sky Sailing, Wong Fu Productions, Kevjumba, NigaHiga, the Green party! :) Um...I can't think of much else to say right now. And by the way, I'm going to write in italic text so you can tell the difference in these profile things. Like somewhere up there where I stick in random comments.

Dislikes:

Racist people, my old math/art teacher (total retard), really girly girls, braggy people, sometimes corny stuff, teachers pets, exams, Chinese school, some vegetables, bees, work, people who I hate, whiney people, Clingy people, little kids who bug you alot, when you're late to go somewhere and the person in the car in front of you is driving REALLY slow and you end up wanting to blow them up, being sick, the Conservative party, the Liberal party, the NDP, Jack Layton, Stephen Harper, Stephan Dion, George Bush, most bugs, really sad occasions...I guess I'll add more when I can think of more. :)

Just in case anyone actually decided to read our profile before I updated it today (which would have been totally weird because we don't even have any stories yet), yes, I did finish eating dinner. And yes, it was rather delicious (even though I forgot what I had. Shut up. It was yesterday). Thank you for asking.

In case anyone was wondering, any and all of our future stories will NOT have random Japanese things in it. That's just stupid. In almost all of the stories that I've ever read, almost every single character says: Onegaishimasu, ne, chikushou, desu, deshou, or whatever. It's really annoying because sometimes it doesn't even make any sense when they say it, and also, some people just don't consider the fact that sometimes when you use Japanese words in your ENGLISH stories, usually the readers' first language is ENGLISH and they might NOT UNDERSTAND Japanese. At all. So just don't do it. Ever. Okay, well that was just a lot of ranting but I had to include it. Unless it's already included in the manga and is used frequently enough for everyone to know what it means. Okay. Well, now I think it's about time for our disclaimer!! Yay!!

Our disclaimer: We, Riri and Neesa, do not own any of the animes/mangas (Prince of Tennis, Naruto, Naruto Shippuuden, Ouran High School Host Club, Gakuen Alice, Fruits Basket, Hikaru no Go) that we use in any of our fanfictions. We are merely fans and write only for our own amusement. We only own the plot of the stories and the OCs (original characters). I'm going to say it right now okay? (This is the beginning of the disclaimer.) Some jokes I may add in a story belongs to the Naruto Abridged Series/ Naruto Shippuden Abridged Series so I don't own those. They belong to MasakoX, Vegeta3986 and Genomefreak077. I also don't own DDR, pokemon, pokemon parody, Mario Kart, Family guy, Harry Potter, Youtube or the candy mountain joke. They belong to Konami, Satoshi Tajiri, Max5000and1, Seth Macfarlane, J.K. Rowling, Steve Chen, Chad Hurley, Jawid Karim, Jason Steele, Nintendo. Thanks. Now read the rest of the disclaimer.

Prince of Tennis belongs to: Takeshi Konomi

Naruto and Naruto Shippuuden belong to: Masashi Kishimoto

Bleach belongs to : Tite Kubo

Ouran High School Host Club belongs to: Bisco Hatori

Gakuen Alice belongs to: Tachibana Higuchi

Fruits Basket belongs to: Natsuki Takaya

Hikaru no Go belongs to: Yumi Hotta

WHEW! Wow. That was a rather long disclaimer. We had to put it in our profile somewhere to avoid getting sued. Heh heh. If anyone likes any of our ideas and would like to use them, contact me first before beginning your story. That way, we won't have any issues. (Yay! It means I can slack off!)

So, I think I'm just going to end our profile here. I really can't think of telling you guys anything else interesting. Unless Neesa wants to say anything else at the end, bye guys and enjoy our stories! Rates and reviews greatly appreciated! Thank you! Adieu! We love you guys!

XO~

Riri and Neesa.