Naruto has been a faithful Mormon all of his life, but when he meets the Uchiha Sex god, Sasuke, on his mission will he choose to follow God or his heart? SasuNaru SasuRandom in small amounts, M for later chapters and language OOC with lime and lemon now

He was C-Sec, and she... was just a Duct Rat. Yet, the strangest unions can be born in places no one thinks to look. AU: No Reapers. TeenFemShepxGarrus. Rated M

[ItaNaru] After being ditched by his fiancée on the day of his marriage, Naruto crashes into a bar to drown himself out. And what about the unknown person who wants to share his house now? First Chapter based on the japanese Drama Long Vacation

When fleeing Ferelden, Seren Hawke and her family are sold into slavery in Tevinter instead of making it to Kirkwall. Separated, Seren finds herself sold to Danarius.

The Hawke family leaves Ferelden before the Blight, believing Tevinter to be a better cover for three apostates. But nothing is surrendered easily in Minrathous, least of all tradition and vengeance. Based on a kinkmeme prompt, eventually Hawke/Fenris

Their friendship had never made sense. Even Iruka, the one teacher who encouraged their being friends couldn't understand it. But it finally clicked on day. Because it wasn't friendship, but something more. A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words Series. Unrelated.

Isabela knows Hawke still cares for Fenris after all this time, even if she'd never admit it. Feed up with seeing her friend so depressed, she decides to take matters into her own hands. When Hawke's group comes across a certain former assassin from her past, Isabela quickly hatches a plan with his help to get the mage the attention she deserves.

13 year-old Madara is just having a competition with Hashirama, when he suddenly finds himself in the Uchiha compound in Konoha. Wait. Since when does his clan live in a village? And why do people insist that his name isn't Madara? But at least he has found a new friend who helps him paint the face on the mountain – which reminds him greatly of his eternal rival and friend.

After announcing that they were having an Engagement Party, Ino and Sakura were convinced that the lovebirds needed to take up the latest fashion coming from Suna: couple clothing. Naruto had a different idea. A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words Series. Not related to other stories.

In which Naruto comments that, "Nara men have pheromones that attract scary women." And Shikamaru thinks back over his life and decides he might be right...but is it just girls? Maybe it's more of a blonde thing... Next in the A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words Series. Unrelated to previous stories.

When Naruto doesn't show up for a meeting, Shikamaru decides to track him down only to find the man was quite sick. Some spoilers for manga. A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words Series, unrelated to others.

For someone who had never had a family to call his own, the chance to get one could be the scariest thing in the world. A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words series, not connected to the others.

AU -First Contact War ended with humans becoming a client race of the turians. Shepard joins the turian military hoping for a better life for herself and her family. Life among the turians is not easy but the unexpected friendship of a fellow recruit, Garrus Vakarian, is more than she could have imagined. M for canon style violence, language and mature situations.

Being outted against your will in a small town can lead to some harsh realities. But sometimes great and amazing things can come out of the bad if you're lucky enough. AU - High School. WARNINGS are listed inside - check them before you read! From the A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words Series. Not related to the others.

A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words Series, inspired by recent weather in America. A sudden cold snap had descended upon the Continent and Shikamaru was COLD.

Naruto doesn't want to loose Shikamaru, and he's willing to do anything to keep him. Shikamaru just wants Naruto. Some spoilers for the manga. From the A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words series.

Shikamaru didn't want to deal with another of Ino's parties. Naruto needed a place to hide. AU - high school. From the A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words series.

After overhearing that Naruto's latest mission has ended with a mad dash from the main gates to the hospital, Shikamaru was off and running, desperate to find out what had happened. From the A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words series. Not related to others.

Naruto has taken to stalking his best friend Sakura, because he is in love with her. She likes someone else, which is what leads him to this new hobby. Then again, Naruto's got a stalker of his own, and getting rid of him seems to be more trouble than it's worth. SasuNaru

Naruto really wanted to go down to the festival, but Shikamaru had a lot of work to do. Second one-shot in my A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words series. Not related to the first.

First in the 'A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words' one-shot series. Shikamaru has never been a very demonstrative guy. But there is a special someone that even the lazy genius is willing to make an effort for.

"PM to Shukaku: The redhead creeps me out. And how was your day Shu?" - Naruto x Gaara fan day 2013

Forget everything he's said before, Kakashi has a new favorite student on his Genin team.

Time is a luxury in the thick of war, and what is sown must always be reaped. As one of only two people alive who can speak the prothean language, Shepard is given the task to learn more about Javik's civilization while she is still able.

Read this fic ( Garrus Vs The KinkMeme by AllianceCommand) a while back and a certain part in the story kept jumping back at me and I just had to play around with it. Wrote the whole thing on my Iphone. Frankly, this is my first story ever and I am not a writer. This is just for fun, seriously, just for fun...

For a prompt on the kinkmeme -Shepard, Legion and Mordin are stuck on a planet after an ambush. Shepard gets hurt, and while Mordin takes care of her a bond develops between them, which later turns into something more. Rated M for language, canon style violence and future mature situations.

Written for this prompt on the Kinkmeme: Can I please have some post-war romance for this pair? Preferably Sparatus wooing Shepard. Maybe he has always been attracted to her but was too cowardly to pursue her. Perhaps Oraka told him to pull his head out of his ass and go for it. Some language and mature content later on.

Out of a simple act of forgetfulness, an intense and all-consuming romance ensues between F!Hawke and the strange, "tattooed" man with the strange, foreign name. Rated M for obvious reasons.

The sequal to Evil Shadows, Gaara and Naruto now head to Massachusetts to help Ino and Sakura who have bought a house that is haunted with a demonic energy. Their is some occoult themes in this story along with yaoi and yuri.

AU, kmeme fill. Hawke is a magister and after defeating Danarius, she inherits all of his property... including Fenris. Fem!Mage!Hawke/Fenris

A collection of 30 writing prompts, featuring F!Hawke and Fenris. Will be updated daily throughout all of December.

FemHawke x Fenris McSteamy vs Sebastian McDreamy. Only the awesome might of Fenris's fangirls could finally push his beloved Marian back into his arms. But why is the pesky Prince of Starkhaven making things difficult for them? AU. No smut, but it's M because of tonsil hockey bits.

Uchiha clan adopts Naruto to have more political influence. The story describes events that follow. Warning, SLASH

Garrus doesn't know if she is real, or a hallucination, but when Shepard storms back into his life on Omega, he finds that he doesn't much care. He just knows that he's not letting her go again, not if he can help it. -Another kinkmeme fill.

What happens when a mage who believes in nothing meets a man of integrity? It isn't all roses and raindrops. The story of an irreverent mage and a true noble. Rated M for later chapters. Moving into AU territory.

Every day, starting when Garrus rejoins C-Sec up until the destruction of the Normandy, Shepard and Garrus exchange emails. After all, good friends stay in touch.

A phrase meant to denote uncharted territories. Collection of ficlets exploring any pairing, all characters, and myriad situations. This week, Poppy Hawke doesn't join the Qun, Alistair says goodbye, and Hawke mourns. Chapters 115-117.

To Shepard, being with Garrus was worth the headache. Literally. Kink meme fill. Garrus/FemShep. Fluff with lots of biology humor.

After crushing the throat of a still twitching darkspawn with his heel, the target of her anger turned towards her and spoke, deliberately slowly, as if to an extremely troublesome child. "Yes, Elissa, What is wrong this time?"

He untangled me from a web of routine lonesomeness, only to tangle me back up in him, wrapping us around each other like the insistent vines that grow along the sides of old buildings. The missing piece to my puzzle that I never knew existed. ItaNaru

AU: fem!Hawke is a Tevinter magister. She kills Denarius and wins all that he owns...including Fenris. This will be a full length AU - events will unfold in different ways because some things are simply fated to be. M for later graphic sex and violence.

Set of 100 word drabbles set in a very AU future of The Hourglass. Warden recruitment is having...certain problems ;

GaaNaru FanDAY! They can broadcast as many high school shows as they can imagine, but nothing can quite draw the same reaction from others as the real struggle taking place in hollow halls. M, Slash, AU

Congratulations! You have just purchased your very own ITACHI, one of the most popular units! But please, don't get hurt.

After their first meeting, Nathaniel is rather smitten with the Champion of Kirkwall and strikes up correspondence with her. A series of letters between the pair, from the hesitantly affectionate to the steamy, ending with a more substantive postscript.

After blowing off steam with Garrus, Shepard gets cold feet. She decides they should just be friends, but how long will she be able to deny the depth of her feelings for him? Complete. Sequel 'Where You Belong' now up.

NaruxSasu YAOI AU Uchiha Sasuke met Uzumaki Naruto when he was ten years old. He realized he was in love with him when he turned fourteen and decided he would make him his when he was sixteen. And he would do whatever it took to make it come true.

Naruto inherites a home that is being haunted. Gaara is a Psychic that deals in the paranormal. YAOI! If you do not like Yaoi or boyxboy, please do not read. A/U, Character Death. Rated M for a reason.

After the ninja war, Naruto is called to Suna on Gaara's request. The blond takes Sakura with him, and at dinner, Naruto discovers that he's been choosen for something rather odd, but he's going to rise to meet this challenge..:.NaruGaa. My 200th fanfic!

Zevran is in love. Madly. But every advance he has made was ignored, because Dailah thought their views were incompatible. Now he has to do something he tries to never do: Talk about FEELINGS.

Garrus tries to undress Shepard for the first time but ends up being completely mystified by her bra, cue much awkwardness and confusion. Originally written to fill a Masskink request.

A crack fic based on Garrus' recruitment mission. I got the inspiration off of YouTube and decided to expand it GREATLY. Totally fun to write! Chapter 3 in another of my humour stories, but with some additions and modifications. Please READ AND REVIEW!

Death changes things. When Commander Shepard tries to tell her old friend what he means to her, she finds out that her own thoughts about him have changed. Garrus/FemShep. ME 1 and 2 spoilers. T for innuendo and cussing. COMPLETE. Sequel: Closer to Home

Our party ends their profoundly spiritual journey at the Urn. Rated T for vaguely described nudity. WARNING: This one-shot may cause nausea, increased appetite, horrific nightmares, infertility, irritability, anything Zevran may have, and death. Enjoy.

/For Kaza/ /AU/ “I'm Uzumaki Naruto. According to my friend I'm a struggling artist seeking inspiration, and I couldn't help but notice you looking my way.” /Narusai/ /Crack-ish/ Naruto, meet Sai. He knows where you live, and he'd like a date. /oneshot/

Summer is upon the Ninja World after peace has come, and the Kazekage is invited to spend it with Naruto and his friends. Better summary inside. GaaNaru M in final chapter

AU - Fact: If a girl slaps you for no reason, it means she likes you. But this one punched him in the face, kneed him in the South Pole and left him in a humiliating heap on the ground ... nonyaoi, femNaru, SasuNaru

Everyone from Konoha High was successful. Well, everyone but Uzumaki Naruto. His only claim to fame was that he was the personal assistant of the hottest actor in Japan, a man named Sai. NarutoSai.

Yaoi Naruto is a 28 year old high school teacher, who is the lover of Itachi. The only problem is that Itachi is his 16 year old student. ItaNaru. OK I FINALLY HAVE THE REAL VERSION UP! IT HAS ONE MORE TO GO! EPILOGUE IS GOING TO BE HERE SOMETIME

After a fight with Team Hebi Naruto secretly takes in an injured Suigetsu, and sparks fly. Yaoi, Lemon, fluff. Sasuke bashing. Rated M for lemon.

Naruto, the only Genin of the 12, have been sent a mission statement: Find this guy's love of his life! But will he be able to find this guy's soulmate when he has no idea about girls himself? And is this guy really all that he appears to be? DeiNaru! (Discontinued)

Naruto is in a brand new relationship with Hinata. But when he meets her cousin Neji, he finds himself inexplicably preoccupied with the dark haired boy, despite his prickly personality. AU yaoi

NaruSaiNaru. Courting rituals of the socially retarded. Or how Naruto got a clue.

[AU] Falling in love is never easy. It’s even harder when you fall for you best friend’s older brother. [One Shot] [ItaNaru]