HELLO pplz I iz a author! Bow 2 meh!

I'M A UNCLE!!

"Why so Serious!?" - Heath Ledger, The Dark Knight

"I'm a Doctor!"- favorite youtube quote.

"Men don't cry. They have moisturized eyes." -Fang, Diary of a Lovesick Mutant

"It's only funny til someone gets hurt...Then it's Fkin hilarious." -Unknown

"You are such a great friend, I'll stick with you through thick and thin...but if there's a zombie attack, you're on your own." -Me

"Never Give Up" -Me

Grade: Sophmore... I think. What does that word even mean?

Name: all you get is an initial...T. just T.

Sex: male... one sec..(flush)..yeah definatly male.

Height: 6 feet tall..maybe.

Home: Cleveland,OH

weight:176 lbs (~cartman voice~ "I'm not fat I'm big boned!")...I am not fat, I'm an average build.

Activities: RRing fics, playing the360, watching tv, reading, listening to music, and exercising.

Personal info: I love all types of humor, EXCEPT dark humor. thats just wrong... itz wrong! I am romantic, but you'll never get me to say it to your face, hah! I am a microsoft guy, I have a Zune and am proud of it, though it picks the worst times to not work. I love the Xbox 360, the Wii, suprisingly not the PS3, but the PSP. I love watching the WWE, Raw kicks Smackdown a. ECW is okay...don't expect me to write a fic about the WWE superstars though. That's kinda weird to me, stalkerish maybe. I will make WWE crossovers though, so sue me. I dont care. I also like All other sports, to bad my attention span is smaller than a ant's head. it's smaller tha-look there's a monkey on TV!! hehehehe...funny monkey. I like to watch things about the military and history. My native language is Sarcasim, but I specilise in English. I love a good math problem, but i hate spelling. And I want to be an author!? Serously, How F-ed up is that!? But hopfully I don't spell that bad. I go on the occasional Jog to the library. And to top it off...I love loooong romantic walks on a beach.

I just learned that people with severe allergies can't enlist into the service. That really puts a hold on my college thing.

Favorite thing about Myself: I'm Scots-Irish. 'Nuff said.

Favorite Gift: My Dad's Harley Davidson ring. I wear it on my right middle finger. There's no specific reason why I wear it there, I just do.

Favorite shows:

Supernatural

Glee(tell anyone and I'll kill u)

Gargoyles

Psych

NCIS

Castle

Past Life

White Collar

Hogan's Heroes

Mythbusters

Dirty Jobs

Transformers

South Park

Family Guy

Robot Chicken

The Simpsons

and...

wait for it...

waaaait for it...

dundundundahhh!!

All WWE Programing, 'cause I'm addicted.

Favorite movies:

The Dark Night

James Cameron's Avatar (who doesn't love this movie?)

Boondock Saints (1 and 2)

Terminator 2

Godzilla

Transformers(2007)

Red Dawn(1985)

Ferris Bueller' s Day Off

Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie

2012

Aleins Vs Preditor: Reqium

Star Trek(2009)

Mortal Kombat

Eight crazy nights

Mr. Deeds

Kick-Ass

Home Alone

Friday the 13th part VIII: Jason takes Manhatten

Jason X

Freddy Vs Jason

Halloween(Rob Zombies version)

Underworld: Evolution

Psych(1998)

Walking tall(1973)

and the list pretty much follows those genres

Favorite Artists

Skillet

Shinedown

AC/DC

3 Doors Down

Jim johnston

Kid Rock

Limp Bizkit

Rascal Flatts

Saliva

Johnny Cash

Sum 41

Taking Dawn

Kevin Rudolf

Nickelback

Jet Black Stare

Rev Theory

American Bang

Art of Dying

Rise Against

Drowning Pool

Brad Pasiley

Maria Kanellis

Pretty much anything Rock, Rap. I kind of like Country, too. Or anything related to movies.

Friends:

Kami (Best friend)

Ebony (Best friend and Girlfriend [win])

Krissy (Co-author of some stories)

Tony (Spazy friend)

De (the GUR)

Bones' Tattoo from S-A-OC MR story:

THE STORY OF JACK SCHITT

Jack: It's pronounced "shit", don't get it wrong.

Who is Jack Schitt, you ask? The lineage is finally revealed! Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation!

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O Schitt, the owner of Kneedeep N. Schitt, Inc. In turn, Jack married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' wishes, Deep Schit married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe divorced.

Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then know as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.

Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout their childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the "Schitt-Happens" wedding. The children of the Schitt-Happens are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left the home to tour the world, and recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.

So now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!", you can correct them.