hey

im not exactly sure what im ment to write here becuase other ppl just rabbit on about the pet bunny tibbles ( lol get it ? "rabbit" you see becuase i siad...oh just forget it)

we'll im not going to tell you what i look like becuase this is fanfic NOT a dating service ! yes im talking to you creepy guy from alaska!

so anyway since you judge on writing and not on looks you shouldnt care if i am bald , fat and have a multicolored gottee (wich by the way would be no mean feat)

I will tell you this tho , i am of the female variety. or atleast i think so...

i wonder were they got that saying "no mean feat" , i mean does anyone have mean feet? apart from me ofcourse?

foot- im not mean! your just an incompetent writer with a mental foot fetish

me- ah but with out my fetishes you wouldnt be talking - tape nose knowingly-

foot- thats the point im not talking! your imagining it!

me- silly foot , thinks he's not real

foot- no i know i'm real! im just saying-

me- exactly yor saying wich can be translated to talking ! caught you in the act!

foot- but- ..you- the , i mean-

me - quite! i grow weary of your games young body part. Igor!

mishapened mansevent- yeshhhh masterr?

me- take him away... - flicks rist vianly-

foot- you cant take me away! im attached to you! this is , this is madness! NOOOOOOoooooo (screams fade away)

me- dont make me get the prodding stick!!