eLphaba 'voLcano' LawLiet
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Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

OK so my new fic, the cold conclusion, is the sequal to a short stay in summer. If you want to see any of the places they visit i can take pics so PM me.

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I SAW A SILVER VOLVO!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I SAW TYLERS VAN, IT HAD THE DENT IN IT!!

So how was it possible that a sun was rising now, in the middle of my midnight?

" Life sucks and then you die. Yeah, I should be so lucky" Jacob Breaking Dawn

Don't walk in front of me, i won't follow
Don't walk behind me, i won't lead
Just walk beside and be my friend

Life's a climb but the views great.

You make me feel out of my element...

As i burn another page, i still try to find my place in the diary of Jane

I'd bet my jam on it.

Voldemort: Some say he's still out there. Some say he is waiting, biding his time. Codswallop, i say, he drives cars for TopGear

Beans, never a sideline.

I don't think these were even in Braveheart:
1 Dude, just cry for mercy
2 (and with his last breath he yelled) FREEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOM

Run, baby, run. Don't ever look back...

The planets all aligned when you looked into my eyes, and just like that the chemicals react.

You make me feel out of my element...

I collect spores, moles and fungus

READ TWILIGHT or i'll provoke the Volturi and blame you!

Sleep all day
Party all night
Never grow old
Never die
It's fun to be a vampire

RUN A STEAK THROUGH IT

"It is a plan so cunning, you could stick a tail on it and call it a weasel." Edmund Blackadder ( Rowan Atkinson) Blackadder

'Here is a small fact, you are going to die' The Book Thief Markus Zusak

Never use the doorknob.I'm always afraid that it will shatter into a million pieces and one of them will go in my eye' The Wide Window ASOUE Lemony Snicket

A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a best friend would be sitting right next to you saying 'Damn, that was fun!'

If he makes you cry, he's not worth your tears. But if he's worth your tears, he won't make you cry.

It takes someone special to make you laugh, but it takes someone really special to make you laugh when you have tears in your eyes.

Copy and Pastes

If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this

If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face. Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read muliple books at the same time copy and paste this into your profile

.If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

1) Favorite object in your room?
My keyboard

2) Have you ever smoked heroin?
No way

3) Do you own guns?
They don't sell guns in the UK (not that i'm sad)

4) What flavor do you add to your drink at sonic?
Isn't Sonic a little blue hedgehog?

5) Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
No

6) What do you think of hot dogs?
When have you seen a dog that you thought was hot?

7) Favorite song?
Save you, by Simple Plan

8) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
MILK

9) Can you do push ups?
...

No.

10) Can you do a chin up?
...

No.

11) What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
My butterfly necklace with amythyst on it

12) do you like blue cheese?
Dunno, i'm too scared to try

13) Ever been in a car wreck?
Not in a wreck, but in a crash, i think

14) What's one trait that you hate about yourself?
I tend to put my foot in it (but so does ARD and CaptainB)

15) Middle name?
Jayne (with a freaky weird spelling)

16) Name 3 thoughts going through your head at this moment?
I can see my guitar

But i can't reach it

Well, i'm not moving

17) Name 3 things you bought yesterday?
TWILIGHT ON DVD, that's it

18) Name 3 drinks you drink regularly?
Fruit juice, lemonade and Coke

19) Name 3 foods you eat regularly?
Chocolate, cheese and sausage

20) Current worry?
CRAP I HAVE MATHS DUE

21) Current hate right now?
Piers Morgan, Simon Cowell

22) Do you spend Christmas with extended family?
Most years

23) How did you bring in the New Year?
Partying with AliceReadsDestiny

24) Where would you like to be right now?
In Forks with Edward

Or San Francisco

25) Name three people who will complete this?
AliceReadsDestiny, CaptainB and me

26) Do you own slippers?
I have three pairs

27) What shirt are you wearing?
My Defying Gravity one.

28) Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
Never tried it.

29) Can you whistle?
Yes.

30) Which hand do you use to write?
Left.

31) Would you be a pirate?
I would be a great pirate

32) What songs do you sing in the shower?
Any that pop into my head

33) Favorite girl's name?
Nessarose

34) Favorite boy's name?
Jack

35) What's in your pocket?
Hey cool, a pan drop

36) Last person that made you laugh?
Hugh Dennis

37) Best bed sheets as a child?
Flowery ones

38) Worst injury you've ever had?
I broke my arm falling off a stool. Then i almost re-broke it falling off the same stool!

39) Do you love where you live?
Yup

40) How many TVs do you have in your house?
Three

41) Who is your loudest friend?
CaptainB

42) How many dogs do you have?
None that live with me, but i am Godmother to many dogs!

43) Does someone have a crush on you?
ARD claims this is true. If it is i clearly attract freaks

45) Did you notice that there is no number 44?
Not till you said it

46) What is your favorite candy?
SKITTLES

47) Favorite Sports Team?
I don't know any

48) Where is the next place you want to travel to?
San Francisco

49) What were you doing 12 AM last night?
Watching the Wedding Crashers (so funny)

50) What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
Why must we canoe so early?

You're Too Big a Fan When... (and yes, i've done most of these)

You mutter nonsense latin words under your breath.

You call your least favorite teacher Snape.

Your computer says "You've Got Mail" and you run outside looking for an owl.

You actually ask for a broom for Christmas.

You mutter "lumos" under your breath every time you turn on a flashlight.

You sort everyone you meet into the four Hogwarts houses. (Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Slytherin.)

You were burned when you couldn't get through the flames of your fireplace.

You had to go to the hospital after you broke your nose running headfirst into the wall between platforms nine and ten.

The wand order mistake in GoF drove you crazy, and even after it was "corrected" you still came up with dozens of theories to explain why that happened.

You point a normal things like parking meters and say "Look at the things these muggles dream up!"

You collect plugs.

You try on every piece of silvery fabric your mom has to see if you turn invisible

Before getting up to get something, you always try to summon it first. Accio TV remote!

You watched "Love, Actually" because two minor Harry Potter actors were in it.

You were reduced to tears when you finally had book 5 in your hands.

You refer to your Chemistry class as Potions, and all your friends think you're mad.

You spend hours tapping bricks in special orders hoping that a secret entrance to Diagon Alley will appear.

When playing chess, you yell orders to the chess players and get upset when they don't move.

You yell into the "tellyfone."

You get extraordinarily emotional every time you hear "Hedwig's Theme".

Despite being an American, you use the word "wicked" all the time because Rupert Grint does.

You get thoroughly overexcited every time you see a word somewhere that is distantly linked with HP (ie. Saint Hedwig's).

You name all of your pets after HP characters.

You get in to heated arguments over how much gel Tom Felton had in his hair in the first two movies.

You know that Harry's birthday is July 31, 1980, Hermione's birthday is September 19, 1980 and Ron's birthday is March 3rd, 1980 even though it never said in the books.

You refer to Voldemort as "You-Know-Who", and your friends don't have any idea who you're talking about.

You went out and bought the latest editition of the Webster's Dictionary because they added the word "muggle".

You were kicked out of the movie theater for standing on your chair, throwing your shoe at the screen and yelling "THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN IN THE BOOK!" over and over again, even for the most trivial differences.

You count the days until you're old enough for your apparating license, and everyone else thinks you're talking about driving.

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To Be Without by Agrabah's Princess reviews
Claire's mother didn't approve of imprinting and fled with Claire when she was only 5 years old. Now, Claire is 18 and she wants to find where she belongs and knows exactly where that is. QuilClaire. Rating may change. Post BD, 15 years.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 119,759 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 12/10/2017 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Claire, Quil Jr. - Complete
Boys Are Frustrating by Agrabah's Princess reviews
Willa has her own story with Seth, and its a difficult one. Here's how they finally work everything out. SethOC, picks up from chapter 30 of To Be Without. M for a reason!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,727 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 12/10/2017 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Seth, OC - Complete
Fearless by Muirn Beatha Dans reviews
We probably shouldn't be doing this.." She looked into his green eyes as they lay on her bed late at night. A tragic fire leaves Edward and Alice with no place to go. They are invited to stay at the Swan Residence. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,124 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 2/10/2009
Fork in the Road by Kizsoi reviews
Aurelia McKenzie is the new student at Hogwarts and, even though she's a Griffindor, seems to be the new Ice Princess. She's also hopelessly torn between the Ice Prince himself, Draco Malfoy, and joker Fred Weasley, the only one able to make her smile.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,045 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Fred W., Draco M.
Torchwood High by ILoveHim91 reviews
AU The Torchwood team at Torchwood High. Not as cheesey as it sounds, and gets better the more you read. They're around the age of 15-16. Chapter 22 M rated.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 31,176 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Complete
Sheet Music by dangerous0curves reviews
Music can bring people together. He plays music nightly, she is out in the hall listening. Will they ever know each other? Full summary inside. AU-Human, all canon pairings
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,432 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Cullen Song by imp776 reviews
Like the llama song, but with Cullens... is alot better than it sounds.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Alice, Edward
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The Cold Conclusion reviews
Sequal to a Short Stay In Summer. Cathy and Embry return to Scotland for Christmas. Now Cathy has to face up to what scares her most: her past. Will Embry still love her whem he finds what she's done and will her family forgive her?T cuz kids won't get t
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,490 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Embry
Reversed reviews
Edward has left Bella. She thinks she knows why and how to fix it, but it could kill her. He has found a way to be with her, but the process my also destroy him. Are they willing to risk losing everything to be together?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,009 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Short Stay In Summer reviews
What if you were offered a fresh start, with a family who loves you for who you are? What if it means losing everything you have ever dreamed of? One girl is going to have to answer these questions. But is she going to stay, or grab her guitar and go?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,015 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Embry - Complete
Something evL this way comes reviews
Harry and Ginny's son meets an odd girl on the way to Hogwarts. They are intriged by her strange powers and apperance. But what if, like Dorothy, she just wants to go home .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Albus S. P., Rose W.