This is DarkSkyGirl writing on Freedom of Trance's profile because Freedom of Trance told her the password and she is too lazy to put anything on her profile herself.

Freedom of Trance like's techno, manga, Harry Potter, Twilight, and food. She also happens to enjoy the benefits of living. She is on Team Edward for Twilight and hates Professor Snape for being in love with Lily (don't ask me why, I don't know).

Freedom of Trance thinks DarkSkyGirl is weird for liking Star Wars so much, but DarkSkyGirl doesn't care ;).

Now DarkSkyGirl will put a crazy ass picture on her profile.

Hi! srry bout that DarkSkyGirl just lovs to mess with other ppl's profiles. Anyway about here are a few things about myself...

Name: Freedom of Trance

Nickname: Freedom

Likes: Chocolate, Music (Techno and rock), Manga (Rayearth, Utena, Shugo Chara, Deathnote, Gakuen Alice, .Hack// ~all~, Tsubasa, Cardcaptors, X/1999, The Nightmare Inspector, Nightmares for sale, Skip Beat, D. Grayman, Witch Hunter, Akuma to Love Song (the devil and her love song), and Hana to Akuma), Twilight, cooking (all though i'm a horrible cook), Wii & Wii fit, and sleeping

Dislikes: Horror films, roller coasters, speeling, normal people, country music, and old men in spandex (ahhh).

Hobbies: Juggling (just picked it up recently)

MUA HA HA!! DARKSKYGIRL STRIKES AGAIN!!

Other things about freedom that she doesn't want you to know -evil cackle-:

-freedom is EXTREMELEY clumsy; the only way she could walk in a strait line is on ice during a massive earthquake

-freedom is sometimes unnecessarily violent

-freedom's favorite Star Wars character is Jar-Jar Binks

-freedom is a peopleist--meaning she has a problem with people

-freedom's mother calls her-- wha...? no! I was just kidding!! --freedom chokes DarkSkyGirl Darth Vader style-- XP

Damn that DarkSkyGirl always messing with my page. I swear that one of theses days I'm gonna kill her. Just kidding. Love ya DarkSkyGirl no reason to hurt me. But I have to get this out there.

TO HELL WITH STAR WARS MUH HA HA HA HA HA HA

To all star wars fans I have nothing against you this is just to get back at DarkSkyGirl. And I recommend reading her story Art Wars. It's so funny.

now here are some random things you can copy

Proof of human stupidity

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures' .

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

11.Only in America...Will you go to a restaurant at SeaWorld and ask for band aids and get mayonnaise

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Frito's:! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how??...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought??...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because??...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) (Ok, It was supposed to be translated as " to be used for intended use only" basically what it means is don't use your food processor as a wood chipper people. lol)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

More Randomness

EVER WONDER

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff??

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? --

Random Lyrics that are in my head. Feel free to look them up on Youtube.

Evacuate the Dancefloor

Turn up the music
Let's get out on the floor
I'll like to move it
Come and give me some more
Watch me getting physical, out of control
There's people watching me
I never miss a beat

Steal the night
Kill the lights
Feel it under your skin
Time is right
Keep it tight
Cos it's pulling you in
Wrap it up
Can't stop cos it feels like a overdose
(Feels like an overdose)

Oh, oh, evacuate the dancefloor
Oh, oh, I'm infected by the sound
Oh, oh, stop, this beat is killing me
Hey Mister DJ let the music take me underground

(Everybody in the club!)
Oh, oh, evacuate the dancefloor
Oh, oh, I'm infected by the sound
(Everybody in the club!)
Oh, oh, stop, this beat is killing me
Hey Mister DJ come on and burn this place right down to the ground

My body's aching
System overload
Temperature's rising
I'm about to explode
Watch me I'm intoxicated
Taking the show
It's got me hypnotized
Everybody step aside

Steal the night
Kill the lights
Feel it under your skin
Time is right
Keep it tight
Cos it's pulling you in
Wrap it up
Can't stop cos it feels like a overdose
(Feels like an overdose)

Oh, oh, evacuate the dancefloor
Oh, oh, I'm infected by the sound
Oh, oh, stop, this beat is killing me
Hey Mister DJ let the music take me underground

(Everybody in the club!)
Oh, oh, evacuate the dancefloor
Oh, oh, I'm infected by the sound
(Everybody in the club!)
Oh, oh, stop, this beat is killing me
Hey Mister DJ come burn this place right down to the ground

Come on and evacuate
Feel the club is heating up
Move on and accelerate
Push it to the top
Come on and evacuate
Feel the club is heating up
Move on and accelerate
You don't have to be afraid

Now guess who's back with a brand new track
That got everybody in the club going mad
So everybody in the back get your back up on the wall
And just shake that thang
Go crazy, yo lady, yo baby
Let me see you work that thing
Now drop it down low, low
Let me see you take it to the dancefloor, yo

(Everybody in the club!)
Evacuate the dancefloor
(Everybody in the club!)
I'm infected by the sound
(Everybody in the club!)
Stop, this beat is killing me
Hey Mister DJ let the music take me underground

Oh, oh, evacuate the dancefloor
Oh, oh, I'm infected by the sound
Oh, oh, stop, this beat is killing me
Hey Mister DJ let the music take me underground

(Everybody in the club!)
Oh, oh, evacuate the dancefloor
Oh, oh, I'm infected by the sound
(Everybody in the club!)
Oh, oh, stop, this beat is killing me
Hey Mister DJ come burn this place right down to the ground

How do you do

When I'm going on a summer holiday,
And my plane leaves to a place so far away
I'm so happy cuz its time to celebrate
Oh I feel like I could dance, wow!
Different people all around the globe don't know
What to say when there's a stranger I will show
That there is a way you can communicate
Everybody understands...

How do you do,
You like me and I like you,
Come and take me by the hand,
Cause I wanna be your friend.

How do you do,
You like me and I like you,
Say how do you do you do.
How do you do you do.

How do you do,
You like me and I like you,
Come and take me by the hand,
Cause I wanna be your friend.

How do you do,
You like me and I like you,
Say how do you do you do.
How do you do you do.

How do you do...

It's so easy when you want to make a friend
When the sun is shining in a distant land
There's a certain feeling that surrounds your mind
And you feel like you can dance, wow!
When you're going to the south of Africa
To America or to Australia
You'll see people of all colors and all kinds
Everybody understands

How do you do,
You like me and I like you,
Come and take me by the hand,
Cause I wanna be your friend.

How do you do,
You like me and I like you,
Say how do you do you do.
How do you do you do.

How do you do,
You like me and I like you,
Come and take me by the hand,
Cause I wanna be your friend.

How do you do,
You like me and I like you,
Say how do you do you do.
How do you do you do.

How do you do,
You like me and I like you,
Come and take me by the hand,
Cause I wanna be your friend.

How do you do,
You like me and I like you,
Say how do you do you do.
How do you do you do.

How do you do...