KB1510
Hi! I'm KB1510, but KB's much simpler. I live in England, but the village I live in isn't exactly well-known. I doubt anyone knows where it is unless you actually live here or in the vicinity. Either that or you have relatives/friends here. I LOVE writing and reading. I prefer reading to movies anyday. Thde only time I'll use a movie is if I'm too lazy to read or if they're just as good as the books (e.g Harry Potter.) I also adore anime and manga. Favourites: Books: Harry Potter (J.K. Rowling), Percy Jackson and the Olympians (Rick Riordan), Hunger Games (Suzanne Collins), Mortal Instruments (Cassandra Clare), most Enid Blyton things, His Dark Materials (Philip Pullman), Wonder (R.J. Palacio), The Fault in our Stars (John Green), Black Beauty (Anna Sewell), Is It Just Me? (Miranda Hart) and all of David Walliams' books. Films: Harry Potter, Catching Fire (the first was no where near as good), Despicable Me and Despicable Me 2, Ace Ventura, Dumb and Dumber, (it pains me to say I liked this but...) The Conjuring, Alien, Jaws, The Hobbit and Desolation of Smaug, All Muppet Films, Monty Python, Les Miserables and Wreck-It Ralph Anime/Manga: InuYasha (My first TT_TT), Fullmetal Alchemist and Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, Hetalia (All seasons), Fairy Tail, Lucky Star, Soul Eater, Hunter X Hunter, Yu Yu Hakusho, OHSHC, Shoujo Cosette, Haruhi Suzumiya, Mirai Nikki, D.Gray man and Mekakucity Actors The only thing from any of those categories I hate is Twilight, although Naruto can be a right pain. Fun fact: As wimpy am, I barely ever cry at movies/books/anime. The only movie that has ever made me cry is Toy Story 3 (DON'T JUDGE ME!), although FMA and FIOS were right tear-jerkers. I'll write something someday, until then just bear with me XD Copy and Paste If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate homework and think it's a waste of trees, copy and paste this in your profile. The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you wont put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will. I've you've never imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so you could have her boyfriend, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, put this into your profile. We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do. If you see no point in making the bed because you are just going to unmake it, copy and paste this into your profile. A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. You see that girl you just called odd?Her mother died when she was 9. You see that boy with the lightning bolt scar you just made fun of? Hes lived in a cupboard under some stairs for 11 years. You see that boy you just saw crying in the toilets? He had to kill his headmaster to make his parents proud. You see that boy who has lost his Remembrall? His parents suffered a fate worse than death. Copy and paste this if you are against bullying. Rights to this go to SincerlyChris. I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me." "I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. 88% of teenagers think that reading is a waste of time. Copy and paste this into your profile if your the 12% that thinks those people are nut jobs. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever walked/jogged/ran into a door copy and paste this to your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile. If you want to see a Quidditch match copy and paste this into your profile If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love Harry Potter, copy this into your profile 65 percent of teenagers would rather watch T.V. than read. If you are one of the 35 percent that would rather have their nose stuck in a book, copy this in your profile. If you support the "Germany-Is-Holy Roman Empire-All-Grown-Up" theory, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I LIVE BY THIS THEORY.) If you are an Axis Powers Hetalia fan, copy this onto your profile! 7 Ways to Scare your roommates 7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..." 6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil. 5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks. 4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan. 3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry. 2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?" 1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer." If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile. EVER WONDER ...Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skinWhy women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. Olny srmat poelpe can raed this. cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! ifyou can raed this psas it on !! Poets have been mysteriously quiet on the subject of cheese. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"? I live in my own little world, but it's ok, everyone knows me here. I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous. Insanity is my only means of relaxation. Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring. My mind not only wanders, it sometime leaves completely. I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now. Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths? I'm multitalented: I can talk and annoy you at the same time. Do NOT start with me. You won't win. The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you're doing, someone else does.Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today. Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness. Remember, there's a light at the end of every tunnel. Just make sure its not a train. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to. Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it? Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them as much. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. Join The Army. You get to visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them. People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door. Tell the truth and run. Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts 1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball 2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office 3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter 4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick 5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar 6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination 7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms" 8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy. 9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month" 10) I am not allowed to make light sabre sounds with my wand 11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokémon cards and convince him they're real animals 12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force" 13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work" 14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot 15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it 16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive 17) I will not charm the suits of armour to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast 18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day" 19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways 20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor 21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort 22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy 23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling 24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full" 25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell 26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate 27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways 28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's" 29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge 30) I will not go to class sky clad 31) I will not use Umbridge's quiz to write, "Told you I was Hard Core" 32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm 33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers 34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion 35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends" 36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends" 37) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak 38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine 39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts 40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip off it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!" 41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck 42) I do not have a Dalek Patronous 43) I will not lick Trevor 44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labelled, "Firewhiskey" 45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween 46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously 47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions 48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet 49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice 50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God 51) A Time Turner is in no way related to the TARDIS |
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