shewhoguardshide bio
Author has written 51 stories for CSI, Bible, Dragonriders of Pern series, Harry Potter, Peter Pan, Little Women, Discworld, Diana Wynne Jones, Fairy Tales, Titanic, Good Omens, Stargate: SG-1, Stargate: Atlantis, Torchwood, Blackadder, Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, Aliens/Predator, Misc. Movies, Queen's Thief series, Doctor Who, and Merlin. I suppose I should probably update this thing as people appear to be looking at me and stuff:-) Hi, I'm Laura. I write in spurts, depending on when my brain is in the mood for it. This place tends to get things updated to get a log of after I've stuck them up in LJ already, so if you want more up to date stuff (mixed with more general chatter) try googlebrat on livejournal. I'm also shewhoguards on fictionpress and my original stuff goes there. What, you want to know more than that? Fine. There's a proper introduction post here. Have at;-) |
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35034 - Favs: 24,960 - Follows: 18,630 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
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Discretion reviews
Faced with a choice of Gwen leaving Camelot, or Arthur accompanying her into banishment, they come up with a plan B.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
Where's My Cow? reviews
Are we not all, in some way, searching for our cow? At least, Vimes is, and he's enlisted the Guard to help.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Sam Vimes, Vetinari - Complete
Rosemary for Remembrance reviews
And, of course, when it came to searching the dimly lit nooks and crannies of Hogwarts to ensure Black was not lurking after his daring raid into Gryffindor tower Dumbledore had to pair him with the childhood friend of the same escaped prisoner.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Nice Weather for Ducks reviews
Nuclear reactors, human toys -- it was all just playing," she said. "Of course, they didn't need human help for this. That's like believing they needed to ask permission."
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/8/2010 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale
The Silver Cloak reviews
After all, something had to replace Torchwood One
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Wilfred M./Wilf
The Five Ways In Which Eugenides Visited The Queen reviews
The first time that Eugenides, new King of Attolia, demonstrated how he could sneak into the Queen of Attolia's room was the night after their wedding night.
Queen's Thief series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Complete
Orange Blossom reviews
The party was full of people who wanted to dance with her, and Irene did not wish to be near any of them.
Queen's Thief series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Complete
Where The Wilderness Ends reviews
The island viewed through adult eyes may not seem so easy to fix. Based on Where The Wild Things Are, the film.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Complete
Aliens: Evolution reviews
Given a specimen to dissect, the obvious question must be asked -- what causes a creature to evolve into this?
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Complete
Painting the Chair reviews
Lena's first art show leads to her drawing her friends, but what cannot be hidden if she is to draw a true picture?
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,686 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Complete
Peace on Earth reviews
Somewhere out in the scarred earth of No Man's Land someone had produced a football, and there had been a half-hearted sort of attempt to form proper teams before everyone just defaulted to kicking it about. The tale of the Christmas football game.
Blackadder - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Complete
Dream The Impossible Dream
He wasn't sure how long he'd been asleep -- it felt like it had been forever.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/26/2009
Child's Play reviews
Of course, it all started with a disagreement with Rodney. What happened to Radek during Critical Mass, and the events following.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,633 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Radek Z., Rodney M. - Complete
Road Safety reviews
Right." Ianto was silent for a moment, fingers drumming on the steering wheel. "You know, it would be a lot easier if we could shoot them."
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Ianto J., Owen H.
Love of the Common People reviews
When Rhiannon was nine, she watched her father break her brother's leg. Ianto, through his sister's eyes.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,254 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Ianto J. - Complete
Forget Me Not reviews
He didn't know who he was. He didn't know where he was. He wasn't sure how he'd got there either." Tabula Rasa from Zelenka's viewpoint. uses dialogue from Tabula Rosa, may be triggery for implied memory of violence
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,221 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Radek Z. - Complete
Only You Can Save Mankind reviews
They called them the Wraith, ghosts that walked and brought death on their hands, and no country objected when their brightest and best children were demanded in order to prepare to fight the alien menace. Stargate AU.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 111,834 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Complete
100 Things Crowley Would Do Before the World Ended reviews
Other people plan 100 things to do before they die. Crowley planned 100 things before EVERYBODY died.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,286 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 84 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
Of Wishes And Fishes reviews
A dogfish, a catfish, a wishing ring and a holiday in the North of England. What could go wrong?
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,811 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
The Fifth Of Four reviews
Someone was born on Christmas Day. No, someone *else*.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
God Knows, Even Angels Fall reviews
Crowley never meant to fall. He just hung around with the wrong people.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
The Last Dance reviews
As the ship sank, the band kept playing.
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Seduced by a Song reviews
What we heard in the Pied Piper's music.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Songs of the Nightingale reviews
There are often tales told of an Emperor who lived at a certain time and of what wisdom passed to him through a wonderful gift, but seldom do those storytellers truly speak of the life of the bird that was that gift and so what is known is only half of th
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,582 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
A Patrician's Best Friend reviews
If it was thought inappropriate that the Patrician should walk a dog himself, there was certainly no-one prepared to actually say so to Havelock Vetinari.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Entering With Intent reviews
The Hogfather encounters a slight problem on Hogswatchnight.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
A Kind Of Magic reviews
Mordion wasn't sure how he'd first done magic.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Come Away, Oh Mortal Child reviews
If it's a girl," he suggested casually, "we could call it Janet." And Polly felt her stomach freeze.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
End Of the Line reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 2,366 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
I Never Promised You A Rose Garden reviews
Well, at least he could do something about an overgrown garden.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Neville L. - Complete
Minerva McGonagall and the Insurance Salesman reviews
The hapless insurance salesman squirmed. “If you will recall, Professor McGonagall, last time we spoke I told you we wished to cancel your policy. The amount of issues the school has – it’s simply too high-risk for us...”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Minerva M.
This Is How The Universe Ends reviews
EXCUSE ME, he said, not impolitely. BUT YOU ARE HOLDING UP THE END OF THE UNIVERSE.
Crossover - Discworld & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
For Thou Art With Me reviews
The first time Ted brought Dan home, he was barely more than a baby.
Little Women - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Night Comes Early reviews
Winter came, and with it came the dark. A look at Moody between the first war and the second.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Alastor M.
Soft As A Dementor's Kiss reviews
The first thing it knew was the hunger. Life from a Dementor's point of view.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,764 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
Night of the Anas reviews
“I bet it sneaked up here from Experimental Charms, they’re so careless, remember that poisonous duck?” The story behind the escaped poisonous duck.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,990 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
Platform i reviews
The first time Remus Lupin tried to board the Hogwarts Express, he went to Platform EightAndAQuarter by mistake.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,490 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Remus L. - Complete
Little Witches reviews
In order to understand how things are now, sometimes we must look at them before they got broken. A look at the Black family, in the days before it fell apart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 40,951 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Andromeda T., Ted T.
Paved With Good Intentions reviews
What do you do when you find a baby with your morning milk?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Petunia D., Vernon D. - Complete
Namesake reviews
“We could call him Sirius?” What's in a name?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Things That Go Bump In The Night reviews
First take one ghoul. Stun it, and stuff it into pyjamas before it has time to struggle. Add red hair. Cover the final product liberally in large painful boils. What you produce using this method should be a perfect replica for a Weasley with spattergroit
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Molly W., Arthur W.
Photo Impact reviews
For Colin, it had never stopped being an adventure DH spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Colin C., Dennis C. - Complete
Nine Little Shadows reviews
They are all growing older now, ever so much older than twenty., and it is a sad fact that everyone who grows up has to die sometime. What happened to the Lost Boys after they came home.
Peter Pan - Rated: K - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Wendy D., John D. - Complete
Highway Code reviews
Why Hermione really wasn't certain Ron could pass a Muggle driving test.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
And Then Thread Ended reviews
A less cheerful look on how life could go after Skies.
Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Complete
Emberella and Twinkle reviews
This can't really claim to be anything other than crackfic the result of one too many bad persona sheets. Almost everything in this fic is from a real rejected sheet. Except the elephant.
Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Complete
The Greatest NotLove Story Ever Told reviews
Not every marriage is a happy one. Written for a Valentine competition for Arolos Weyr.
Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,375 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Complete
Pants Theory reviews
A look at a dragonrider's view of relationships written for an Arolos Weyr Valentine contest.
Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Complete
Dragonless reviews
What if you were prevented from dying with your dragon? Not everyone was happy about Brekke's second chance.
Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Complete
Necessary Temptation reviews
Some choices are too important to allow humans to make them wrongly.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Complete
Closing
Every story has two sides. The telesalist has a point of view too. Based around the Season 5 Snakes episode
CSI - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Published: 10/23/2005