Hello and welcome to the page of Jasper-stalker02

Yes. I am in LOVE with Jasper and since I cannot have him (cause Alice already does) I must stalk him. Lol. I make myself laugh at that. I have a reputation to keep to. :) :) God, I love my freinds! SO anyways, TEAM JASPER ALL THE WAY!

But seriously, what is the big deal? Why do we fantasize over fictonal characters? From any book or movie. What drives so crazy that we beleive that we need to be on a "special team" just ot prove ourselves something? Why do we get in fights over these fictional characters with others who dont liek ours? What makes use this insane?? Is their something about us that drives us to this point? Why do we break up with our friends because they dont like our charcter? WHy do we look for guys that look like our favorite character? I beleive this world has gone MAD! MAd I tell you. MAD! I truely like a person who can stand up in front of a group of fans and call them crazy and nuts and everything else. I beleive that their is a light at the end of the tunnel for all of us that think there is no end for this fan-crazed world!

MY PROFILE CONSISTS OF RANDOM STUFF THAT I JUST FEEL THAT I NEED TO SAY! IF YOU DON'T REALLY CARE, SCROLL DOWN.

So anyways, I am a total twilight fan(twihard) and I can make any referance from anything into a twilight thing. I am crazy and goofy. I am the kind of person who could watch millons of horror movies and not get scared but scream at the top of my lungs when toast pops out of the toaster. I like to find the most funniest pictures on the internet and find some way to connect them to me. i am very very very good at forgetting things. I love my friends and know the bestest of them are always there for me and understand my problems.

I like knowing that your freinds always have their arms extending towards you to catch you when you fall. We all love to joke around and so do I. I love listening to all music and to other people. ;). I totally love my best freind, emmettlover09 , who is the best person EVER!

I love to go to the movies and then go to the same movie a second time, just to catch things I didnt catch the first time. I like getting in fights with my friends over the most stupiest of things and then, in the end, not even remembering what it was it was we were fighting over in the first place. I like to play volleyball, tennis, and racketball, even though I'm not so good at sports.Absoulutly, my favorite sport is Dance. Yes Dance is a sport. Its complicating and challenging and we sweat more in one hour than football players sweat in one day.Well thats what my teacher says. We suffer servere pain just to do little things like the splits or to do a kick-leap-land in splits kind of thing. We get bumps and bruises and we kill our bodies just to make them perfect. If that doesnt qualitfy as a sport, than what does? I have no hand-eye corranation and trip over my own two feet. My favorite 3 T.V shows are GLee, Vampire Diaries, and Make It or Break It. Okay seriously these days, who doesnt love Glee? I know one person who doesn't. MY BEST FREIND emmettlover09 (which I mentioned before)! Well she doesn't hate it, she just doesn't get why me and my other friend are so obbessed over it. He he. Even though I get obbessed over every T.V/ Movie I see. And the fact were obbessed over Vampire Diaries (DAMON ALL THE WAY). Well that about sums it up.

I love to read. ABSOUTLEY! I've read so many good books. Lets make a list:
Twilight Saga, Vampire Diaries, Hunger Games, Hunted Series, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, The Giver, Death by Bikini, Mirror Mirror, and SO MANY MORE!

My favorite thing to do at school is to go up to people and just say random facts that they dont know, like DId you know that all polar bears are left handed? Yeah.

Twilight Favorites:

Favorite Cullen Girl: Alice
Favorite Cullen Boy: Jasper
Favorite of the Denali: Tanya
Favorite Volturi Leader: Aro
Favorite Volturi Wife: Sulpicia
Favorite Volturi Guard 1: Felix
Favorite Volturi Guard 2: Jane
Favorite Human: Mike
Favorite Of James' Coven: Laurant
Favorite Of Victoria's New Borns: Riley

Twilight

Who's your favorite character:I love Jasper! He's my favorite character!
Why: Well, he's hot! And also he's so...broken, and ruined (mentally) it's just heartbreaking. I also love how he really wants to kill people...it gives him a bad boy edge.
Is there anything you don't like about this person: No, I love everything about him! I even like how he can't keep to the Cullen's diet. Cause he's super strong, and at the same time weak. I love that!
Would you kill his/her partner if it meant you could have a chance with them: You bet your ass!
What color hair does this person have: Really hot blonde hair!
Eyes: Hmm, it depends. If he's thirsty there black, if there gold it means he's being a good lil vamp boy, and if there red then he slipped. Which is hot!
Human, Eyes: I think they were blue...
Physical Age: 20
Vampire, Human, or Werewolf: world's best southern vamp!!
Special Abilities: he can sense and manipulate ppl's emotions...how awsome is that?
Height: Tall, and hot!
Muscular, or Fragile: Muscular! And that makes him even hotter!
How attractive is this person: As I just told you, very hott!! :)

If you love Jasper copy, and paste this into your profile!

Favorite quotes

"You brought a snack?" James, Twilight

"Never regret something that once made you smile."

"Our eyes are placed infront because it is more mportant to look ahead than to look back."

"I dream of a better tomorrow. Where a chicken can cross the road and NOT have its motives questioned."

"In the end, its not gonna matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away"

"Laugh your heart out. Dance in the rain. Cherish the moment. Ignore the pain. Live, Laugh, Love. Forgive and Forget. Life is too prescious to be living with regrets."

"You held out your hand, and I took it without stopping to make sense of what I was. For the first time in almost a century, I felt hope." Jasper Hale, Eclipse.

"Never give up on something you can't go a day without thinking about."

"When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life a thousand reaosns to smile!"

"I'm a lover, not a fighter, but I'll fight for what I love."

"Move on. Its just a chapter in the past. But dont close the book. Just turn the page."

"To be Old and Wise, first you have to be Young and Stupid."

"Dont tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon."

"Dance as though no one is watching, Love was though you have never been hurt, Sing as though no one car hear you, and Live as though heaven is on Earth."~souza

"Sometimes you need to run away just to see who will come after you."

"Stand up for what is right. Even if you are standing alone. Sooner than later, someone will come join you."

"You just have to live your life, not caring what they think and shake off the drama and prove to them that you're better than they think you are!"

"Never frown because you never know who is falling in love with your smile." (For my bestest friend! Encouraging words!)

"If ya want the rainbow, ya gotta put up with the rain."

"Forget the risk, take the fall, if its meant to be, its worth it all. "

"If you love someone, put their name in a circle, not a heart because hearts can be broken but circles go on forever.

"Only in America:

can a pizza get to your house faster than an amulance;

do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counter;

do the have drive-up ATM machines with Bralie lettering;

do people order a double cheese burger, large fries and a diet coke

do people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and we put our useless junk in the garage

do hotdogs come in 8 packs and buns come in 6 packs

The proposal.

" Margaret: Why are you out of breath?
Andrew: Because I’ve been running.
Margaret: From Alaska?"

"Margaret: Oh my God, what is that?
Andrew: I’m sorry.
Margaret: What is it?
Andrew: It’s… the morning."

"Ramone- You can tell she's a good dancer by the way she drinks her soda pop."

"Margaret Tate: I am not getting in that boat!
Andrew Paxton: Fine, see you in three days.
Margaret Tate: You know I can't swim!
Andrew Paxton: Hence... the boat. "

Titanic

" Old Rose: It's been 84 years...
Brock Lovett: It's okay. Just try to remember anything. Anything at all.
Old Rose: Do you want to hear this or not, Mr. Lovett? It's been 84 years, and I can still smell the fresh paint. The china had never been used. The sheets had never been slept in. Titanic was called the Ship of Dreams, and it was. It really was."

The Pink Panther

Inspector Clouseau:(Breaks down door to apartment) You are under arrest for ze' murder of Pierre Fouquette! (Is pointing at a dog)
Inspector Clouseau:(Breaks down door to next apartment) You are under arrest for ze' murdur of Pierre Fouquette! (Is pointing at a baby)
Inspector Clouseau:(Breaks down door to next apartment) You are under arrest for ze' murdur of Pierre Fouquette!( Is pointing at Pierre Fouquette, eating meal) Pierre Fouquette?! Ze Case is closed!"

Night at the Museum- Battle of the Smithsonian.

"Kahmunrah: (to Darth Vader) Is that you breathing? Because I can't hear myself think! (vader is trying to force choke kamunrah) And what is that gesture? There's too much going on here; you're evil, you're asthmatic, you're a robot. And why the cape? Are we going to the opera? I don't think so."

"Jedediah:( to Kahmunrah) Two words come to mind when I hear you speak: weird and delusional. And If I had to pick a third... goofy. Just plain goofy."

"Larry Daley: You know how you were telling me that the key to happiness was something, but then the sun came up? I think I figured it out. It's doing what you love, with the people you love, isn't it?
Teddy Roosevelt: Well, I was going to say physical exercise, but the love thing's good"

"Larry Daley: I'm sorry. Last time I checked, I thought we lived in a free country. So...
Brandon: No, we don't.
Larry Daley: No?
Brandon: It's the United States of "Don't Touch That Thing Right in Front of You."

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long?)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle) i wouldnt really do that..thats mean...

You know you live in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screen name or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn’t even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. :)