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Name: Kat
Favorite colors: pink, black, silver, blue, purple
Favorite show: Ouran High School Host Club!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hikaru x Kaoru forever
Favorite foods: spaghetti, pickles, Doritos, tomatoes, apples
Hobbies: singing, reading, writing, listening to music
Obsessions: OHSHC, Chuck Norris, the word "chiz"
Favorite OHSHC character: I LOVE YOU HIKARU!!!!!! (madly in love with fictional characters, story of my life.)

Start the random profile junk!

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on your profile.

If you haven't died yet, repost this.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If actual copy/paste doesn't work for your profile, rewrite this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, put this in your profile.

If you're a klutz, post this on your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. SQUEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you've ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, put this in your profile.

If you've ever said something and then, two seconds later, forgotten it, put this in your profile.

Rules : Get your Ipod/MP3, put it on shuffle, then answer each question. NO CHEATING!

IF SOMEONE SAYS "YOU'RE HOT" YOU SAY:

I'm Awesome - Spose (no comment.)

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR LIFE?

Behind These Hazel Eyes - Kelly Clarkson (wow. accurate.)

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?

Stacy's Mom - Fountains of Wayne (OH. MY. GOD. NO. I am NOT hitting on anyone's mom, tyvm.)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE LONG GOAL?

Merry Frickin' Christmas - Frickin' A (I don't want to be grandmother to a whining teenager.)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

I Don't Care - Fall Out Boy (I guess this works. They're my friends, so I don't care what they think of me since I know they'll still love me anyway. :3)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Glamorous - Fergie (THE HELL?!)

WHAT DO YOU OFTEN THINK ABOUT?

Chu Chu Lovely - Maximum the Hormone (yes, I suppose I do think about rape a lot.)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON WHO LIKES YOU?

Paparazzi - Lady GaGa (I do NOT follow him around like a stalker!)

WHAT DOES YOUR BEST FRIEND ALWAYS SAY TO YOU?

I'm in Miami Bitch - LMFAO (o.O)

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Bed Rock - YOung Money (uhm...)

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SAYING?

Caramelldansen - Caramell (I do love this song, but it's not... really a saying...)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Lying is the Most Fun a Girl can Have Without Taking her Clothes Off - PANIC! At the Disco (my friend Rachel sings this to me at school. It's creepy.)

WHAT WILL BE PLAYED AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Untouched - The Veronicas (oh, great. I'm going to die alone. I KNEW IT!)

WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST FEAR?

Baby - Justin Bieber (I am deathly afraid of Justin Bieber. I hate him. My friends put this on my mp3 as a joke.)

WHAT DO THINK OF YOUR HOUSE?

Boots & Boys - Ke$ha (!?!?!??)

WHAT DO YOU WISH YOU WERE DOING RIGHT NOW?

Sakura Kiss - Cheico Kawabe (no comment)

WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU SAID?

I Wanna be a Supermodel - Avril Lavigne (but I want to be an author!)

WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT?

Tribute - Tenacious D (um...)

WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

Rude Boy - Rihanna (I'm...a...girl...)

WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO FOR FUN?

3 - Britney Spears (HOLY @$#%)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS QUIZ?

Yeah Toast! - Haywood Banks (how this is supposed to make sense, I'll never know.)

92 of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills or Desperate house wives religiously, never have, never will, and are damn proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a clutz like me, copy and past this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile.

If you drink pickle juice, put this in your profile.

If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you get bored easily post this on your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you hate Hannah Montana, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever went to get something, then got into the room and forgot why you were in there, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (yumi-chan-likes-chainsaws has one I sent her!!)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever listened to a song over and over again until your friends were forced to hijack the stereo, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face. Copy and paste this into your profile

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are a yaoi fangirl, copy this onto your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

if you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile. (hehe only once...or twice...)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile.

If you have ever run into a door/wall copy this to your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

98% of people online don't know the difference between your and you're. If you're (HA) one of the 2% who twitches violently every time somebody uses the wrong form, put this in your profile

92% of teens have moved onto rap, if your part of the 8% that stayed with rock, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are always pressing one button when you mean to press another, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever run into a doorway that you clearly could've dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile. (I do it all the time, myself doesn't agree with me)

If you have ever wondered why someone decided to milk a cow, copy/paste this into your profile

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped where there is a 'WATCH YOUR STEP' sign, copy and paste this into your profile.

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD IS THERE!! If you believe in God, then put this in your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Will always be like "well you deserve better".
BEST FRIENDS: Will prank call him and say " you'll die in 7 days"

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when you get rejected
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say " its because your gay isn't it"

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Animals count)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you zone out during the day imagining that same dream continuing on then copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS:Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS:Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'

If you've ever threatened a computer repost this

My best friend is the type of person who'll spend hours trying to drown a fish, but I love her to death anyway.

Perfection is overrated.

If you believe that Haruhi Fujioka is too dumb to be an honor student, copy and repost this. I mean, really. What, 3, 4 hosts are in love with her and she doesn't even notice?!

Can I get caller ID for the voices in my head?

Add your name to the list so the girls who are unique and different can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but they are not alone.
PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, Angel of Apathy, HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Mikiness-Teh-Goddess, Kawaii-Inu-Mimi, hungrylikethewolf1994, ellaoptimistic, twilight22lover, Bookangel812, Jazzy's Seer, Miss C. Cullen, Ya Sas Artimis, Vic Taylor, Erma Buckles, butterfly1415, NotEveryJulietNeedsARomeo, Kisara the BlueEyesWhiteDragon, talkstoangels77, and duckie lover 151, ILuvHikaruAndKaoru, LucindaFudge, Kyouyaootooriandharuihforever, Hitachiin 9796

R.I.P.- Albus Dumbledore, Sirius Black, Hedwig, Mad-Eye-Moody, Severus Snape, Remus Lupin, Nymphadora Tonks, Dobby, Colin Creevey, Fred Weasley, Cedric Diggory, and everyone else who had to die to make the Harry Potter series as great as it is. (I cried when Fred died.)

If Miley Cyrus were standing on a building about to jump, 96% of the teenage population would be begging her to come down safe. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you're one of the 4 yelling "JUMP BITCH!"

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever forgot your name, copy and paste this into your profile.

Is anyone else like, addicted to these copy and paste things?? i freaking love them!!

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pick 10 Ouran Highschool hostclub characters in any random order. You could repeat them.

1. Tamaki
2. Haruhi
3. Hikaru
4. Nekozawa
5. Renge
6. Kaoru
7. Honey
8. Mori
9. Kyoya
10. Hikaru

1) What if 1 told you they were in love with 9?
I wouldn't be surprised. o.o

2) 2 told you that they were pregnant with 5's baby.
I KNEW Renge was a guy!!!

3) 8 told you that they are always sad.
Poor Mori. You should speak more.

4) 7 has no cake syndrome.
NO WAY IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5)6 has always been part of the Zuka Club.
Uhm...

7)10 has a love of Goldfish snacks.
Omg Hikaru, we have so much in common will you marry me?

8)1 finally confesses his love for 2.
WELL IT'S ABOUT FREAKING TIME!!!! (I haven't read all the manga, please don't spoil :/ )

9)5 likes the light
I didn't think this would happen, seeing as she's always in that basement before she rides up on her *powerful motor*

10)7 likes dancing to the Waffle Song
Honey? That's nothing new.

Apple juice or orange juice? orange, but only if there's no pulp.
Are you a morning or a night person? nighttt
Which do you prefer, sweet or salty foods? salty
Ninjas or pirates? ninjas
What was your favorite childhood television program? Dragon Tales
Are you a collector of anything? lotsa stuff :3
If you could be any animal, what would it be? horsie! :D
If you could have any superpower, what would it be? Super Fangirl.
What is usually your first thought when you wake up? NOOOO...
What do you usually think about right before falling asleep? Hikaru.
What's your favorite color? Pink
What's your favorite animal? horses :)
Do you believe in extraterrestrials or life on other planets? yesh
Do you believe in ghosts? yesh
Ever been addicted to a video/computer game? Which one(s)? Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire lol
You're given 1 million dollars, what do you spend it on? Twincest sex tape LMAO
Have any bad habits? picking scabs :(
List 3 of your best personality traits: nice, adorable, passionate
List 3 of your worst personality traits: totally insane, not creative, kinda creepy o.o
Have any celebrity crushes? Hikaru Hitachiin. Does he count?
List 1 thing you wish you could change about yourself:
Any tattoos or piercings? @ holes in each ear.
What's the first thing you notice in the opposite sex? Hair. I like dark or red.
What personality traits do you look for in a partner? romantic, cute, sweet
What personality traits to you dislike in other people? obnoxious, self-centered, materialistic
Are you mostly a clean or messy person? messy.
Do you see yourself getting married in the next 5 years? no, I'd only be 18 :)
If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live? Japan :)
List 5 goals on your life's to-do list: Live in Japan for a year, ride the world's biggest roller coaster, win a trophy for something, get famous on YouTube, find my soulmate
Name 1 regret you have:
Name 1 thing you miss about being a kid:
What's your favorite song of the moment? Take It Off :)
What's your favorite song of all time? way... too... many...
What's your favorite thing to do on a Saturday night? have an Ouran-fest with my best friend :D
Have any hidden talents? I can write poetry okay.
You're about to walk the green mile, what do you have as your last meal? The...what??
What would be your dream job? equine veterinarian
Which would you rather have, 100 million dollars or true love? love.
If you could have 3 wishes granted, what would they be? true love, live in Japan, famous
Ever wish you were born the opposite sex? If so, why? nooope
Name 1 thing not many people know about you: I have a very perverted mind.
If you HAD to change your name, what would you change it to? Dannielle :) it's my middle name.
Do you believe in the afterlife? yupps

If you've ever crashed into a wall when you were not sugar-high repost this

If you've ever crashed into a wall when you WERE sugar-high repost this

You say BABY PINK

I say ELECTRIC BLUE

You say HANNAH MONTANA

I say WHO??

You say ZAC EFRON

I say EWW

You say RAP

I say HARD ROCK

You say I'm WEIRD

I say WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CLUE??

Crazy is staying up all night just to finish watching a series you love. Crazy is wanting to go do some stupid stunt with your friends that you know will probably wind you up in a hospital. Crazy is laughing for no reason in the middle of class. Crazy is going on and on about yaoi just because you can. Crazy is not knowing whether or not you're in love. Crazy is giving your best friend's new boyfriend a death threat so he won't break her heart. Crazy is wishing you could create a portal to the cartoon world so that you could bring back a few- at least- to marry. Crazy is making scenarios on how an anime character would handle the situation you're in. Crazy is stalking the guy that broke up with your best friend and wanting to kill him. Crazy is being totally in love with a fictional character and letting EVERYONE know it.If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Favorite things: reading fanfics, writing them, reading (sometimes), being with friends (whom I'm very protective of), and confusing people. SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Least favorite things: doing dishes and taking care of the chickens ^-^
Favorite Anime or Manga: Ouran High School Host Club. It's the only one I've read and am really interested in reading, frankly. But I'm OBSESSED!

Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game. (don't put 82, like I did.)

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

If you don't it will become the opposite.

A little more about me

Places I want to go:

1.) Japan!!!

2.) or at least a Cosplay-Con.

3.) California

My favorite songs:

Okay, this list is CONSTANTLY changing! I hear a new song and become hooked. These are in no particular order.

1.) Sakura Kiss - Cheico Kawabe

2.) Chu Chu LOvely - Maximum the Hormone

3.) Untouched - The Veronicas

4.) Breathe - Anna Nalick

5.) Dancing With Tears in my Eyes - Ke$ha
6.) Lying is The MOst Fun a Girl can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off - PANIC! At the Disco
7.) A Thousand Miles - Vanessa Carlton
8.) Bodybag - Hit the Lights
9.) The Banana Song - onision
10.) Pray For You _ Jason and the Long Road to Love

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile
If you get bored easily post this on your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you ever went to get something, then got into the room and forgot why you were in there, copy this into your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever listened to a song over and over again until your friends were forced to hijack the stereo, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face. Copy and paste this into your profile

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are a yaoi fangirl, copy this onto your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD IS THERE!! If you believe in God, then put this in your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD IS THERE!! If you believe in God, then put this in your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile

I AM OBESSED WITH THESE THINGS!! I JUST LOVE THEM!! AND ALL OF THEM ARE TRUE!!

If you zone out during the day imagining that same dream continuing on then copy and paste this on your profile

If you believe that Haruhi Fujioka is too dumb to be an honor student, copy and repost this. I mean, really. What, 3, 4 hosts are in love with her and she doesn't even notice?!

Can I get caller ID for the voices in my head?

R.I.P.- Albus Dumbledore, Sirius Black, Hedwig, Mad-Eye-Moody, Severus Snape, Remus Lupin, Nymphadora Tonks, Dobby, Colin Creevey, Fred Weasly, Cedric Diggory, and everyone else who had to die to make the Harry Potter series as great as it is. (I cryed when Fred died.)

If Miley Cyrus were standing on a building about to jump, 96 of the teenage population would be begging her to come down safe. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you're one of the 4 yelling "JUMP BITCH!"

Don't call me crazy 'coz I see things you can't,
because I talk to myself, or apologize to chairs.

Don't call me crazy because of my actions,
my thoughts, or my beliefs.

Don't call me crazy because my drawings are weird,
or confusing, or demented.

Don't call me crazy because my ADD acts up every once in a while,
or because I act like a three year old.

Don't call me crazy because I want to do something different with my life,
because I want to do things most people dont even think of,
or because I actually plan on making it happen.

Don't call me crazy because i get confused
about things, or people, or places.

Don't call me crazy because I'm awkward around strangers,
and basically EVERYONE.

Don't call me crazy because I get depressed sometimes,
or because I know how to hide it behind a smile and an over-used excuse.

Don't call me crazy because I know how to hide things
from my family and my friends.

Don't call me crazy because sometimes I wish
I could hide things from God.

Don't call me crazy.
Because I'm not.

I'm insane.

And that makes me just like you.

If this poem applies to you, if you know someone with ADD, or if you just support the cause, paste this on your profile.

93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile.

'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with enough respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough for you to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry.'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

This really spoke to me... this is the kind of guy every girl deserves.

they laugh at me beacuse im different, i laugh at them because they're all the same.

I really do love these things. I only put them in here if they are true, though. I think they are the best way to express yourself on here...I hate telling about myself...hehe I

my knight in shining armour turned out to be loser in aluminium foil

i was going to take over the world but i got distracted by something sparkly

i am so clever that sometimes i don't understand a single word of what im saying

last night as i lay in bed looking at the stars in the sky i thought to myself ... WHERE THE HECK IS THE CELING?

Im the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in a dead silence about something that happened yesterday

If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.

Reasons why girls are the best

1. We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, free dinners, free movies... you get the point.

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people still find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

And now another one of these casue they are freaking awsome.:

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What High School Musical has Taught Us

1. If you wish to show your inability or dislike for dancing, it's perfectly reasonable to break out in a dance number.

2. College? It's not important, as long as you can hang out with your friends.

3. If your love is strong enough, fireworks will go off, and lanterns will fly away as you and your boyfriend kiss.

4. Playing sports is a hint that it's time to break into song.

5. Don't worry about being rude/mean because in the end things will work out for you.

6. School spirit is a must. Especially during the summer.

7. Your friends are not human and should always be addressed by the name of their school mascot.

8. Yes! You can paint your locker pink! Screw the school board.

9. You can be a chef, lifeguard, or golf assistant...no experience needed!

10. A guy can never wear too much bronzer.

11. Lakes are the equilivant of mirrors. They can show your reflection perfectly!

12. It is possible to memorize a 3 minute song over the course of 30 seconds...and sing it perfectly!

13. It doesn't matter that you're not a staff member... You can still attend any and all staff events.

14. The phrase 'more moves than an octopus in a wrestling match' is something that can be used in everyday conversation

15. There are two bells that get you out of school. The first one tells you to start singing and dancing, the second announces you should stop.

16. Even though its the last day of school, its okay to leave stuff in the locker for the summer.

17. If your family is 'saving pennies' for your college education and gives you a junky truck to drive because they 'can't afford anything else', it is normal for their kitchen to have expensive granite counter tops and a 7,000 fridge.

18. Pianos can float now. Go ahead, try it.

19. It's perfectly acceptable for a guy to wear girl's capris.

20. If you're upset, just run through a golf course, jumping and spinning, while singing 'Bet on it'...you won't fall at any point, and no one will stop and think 'what the hell?'.

21. You can send telepathic messages to your mom to tell her to pick you up just as you're finishing your breakup song with your boyfriend.

22. A resort can be highly successful when there are way more employees than guests.

23. 'And she stepped on the ball' is actually quite funny. You just need to put it into context.

24. One family can apparently control an entire city, including all educational institutions in the area.

25. It's good manners to refer to your mother as a 'backstabber'

26. Turkey imported from Maine is much better than any other turkey. In fact, it's fabulous...

27. Apparently, it is now possible to hire an entire high school to be the staff at an upscale country club.

28. Iced tea from England is blue

29. Water Bug is a really cute, funny, and romantic pet name. ..

30. Being a teenage paparazzi at school and taking multiple pictures of the same two people is not weird or creepy in any way

31 .When your girlfriend tells you that your shoes don't match your tie, you must do a stupid looking surfer move to see if she's right, you can't just look down.

32. Take two small saucepan lids and bang them together. You'll find they make the exact same sound as a large GONG. Go on, have a go.

33. It IS possible to have any object in the world come in pink & engraved with your initials.

34. If you are the basketball star of your school, you can get yourself, as well as the rest of the school, summer jobs.

35. Lava Springs apparently had no employees, since they had to hire a whole new staff.

36. Don't change your friends, change your dreams.

37. 'What team?' 'Wildcats!''GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!' can fix any problem.

38. Basketball scholarships at the University of Albuquerque depend completely on your musical performance skills

39. Guitars and speaker equipment can be placed near a pool safely.

40.When you frolic with your girlfriend in the golf course, you get in trouble. When you frolic by yourself and sing, nothing happens, of course.

Copy and repost if you're 12 or older and still watch some shows on Nickelodeon

one of the saddest things in the world is loving someone who used to love you

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Procrastinators unite! ... tomorrow!

A good friend finds your prince charming. A best friend finds him, kidnaps him, and brings him to you.

I was uncool before being uncool was cool.

When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.

Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

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I don't believe in love at first sight by Mimi-dudette reviews
Five years after Hikaru met Haruhi, his opinion of her had radically changed. She had gone from being that nerdy little gay guy who bought them coffee, to being the girl he couldn't live without. HikaHaru KaoOC xx
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 124,678 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
Pumpkins Make People Crazyyyyy! by Yumi-chan-likes-chainsaws reviews
Random craic with your favourite twins! Pumpkins, raccoons and deliberately confusing Haruhi. Could only be the Hitachiins! Ch.85's up and everyone is related
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 85 - Words: 28,100 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
At Sixes and Seventeens by Yumi-chan-likes-chainsaws reviews
Kaoru has lived by the rule that Hikaru's happiness always comes first; however, after a magical mishap, this may not entirely be possible anymore (being rewritten, please bear with me)
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,322 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H.
Falling in Love Has its Consequences by DarkRukia21 reviews
"Hi...Daddy's here. I love you." CHAPTER 10 IS UP! What happens when Tamaki and Haruhi sleep together? Yuppers, a little bun in the oven! Story going on short hiatus.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,335 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S.
Duet by Moonchild10 reviews
In need of a performing arts credit for her transcript, Haruhi seeks piano lessons from Tamaki. The result is a bit more bonding than either of them ever expected. When the heir is willing to give up anything for a commoner, what is the Suoh family to do?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 91,398 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
I'm In Love With A Neko! by TheKinkyCumberbabe reviews
Kaoru's missing, Hikaru finds him, but is he the same as when he disappeared? Warnings : Yaoi, Twincest, Kittehs! MPreg!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,588 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
My Hikaru by notimari reviews
Where is he? Where is my selfish, irrational, stubborn Hikaru? Who is this wreck before me? She did this to you, and you can't even forget her. I would never do this to you. I would never do this to you. I love you, yet... you love her.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Check yes, Kaoru by TheKinkyCumberbabe reviews
My 2nd songfic! Song : Check yes Juliet by We The Kings Hikaru gives Kaoru a note, their father kicks Hikaru out! Will the two be together in the end?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Cute As A Button by Yumi-chan-likes-chainsaws reviews
Of buttons, shoelaces, shirts, ties and jackets and even zippers; was there anything that idiotic blonde hadn't attempted to fix yet! HikaTama, TamaHika
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Hikaru H., Tamaki S. - Complete
Let's Play the Which One is Daddy Game! by Psyche Eros reviews
When it came to Hikaru and Kaoru, Haruhi could always tell one from the other... except when it's about picking which one is the baby's dad. The boys and the hormones aren't making it easy, that's for sure. There's too much drama involved before any of them can get the answer- but once they do, whose hearts will have to break?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,391 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Haruhi F., Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
The Great Cookie Expedition by Yumi-chan-likes-chainsaws reviews
Set around events of ch. 73. Kaoru thought he could go to Kyoya's house, talk and leave, full stop. He was not expecting to be interrogated, kidnapped and told to crossdress, but we don't always get what we expect. Complete.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Kyōya O., Kaoru H. - Complete
The Talk by torikasa reviews
The Hitachiin twins receive "the talk" from their mother. HikaKao
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,456 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
Valentine by Moonchild10 reviews
When Haruhi returns from school on White Day, she finds something rather unexpected waiting for her in her apartment. Oneshot
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Sucré Tentations by HappyMidnight reviews
Renge is pregnant with Kyoya's child. What happens when Kyoya appears to care more about social standing than his pregnant girlfriend? Can Renge change his manipulative, businessman ways? Kyoya x Renge /Last Updated on: 1/3/10\
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,219 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Kyōya O., Renge H.
Eavesdropping by torikasa reviews
Eavesdropping on your children is never a good thing to do – especially on a stormy night such as this one.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
It All Evens Out reviews
Kyaserin Daniels has a relatively normal life at Ouran Academy... until she accidentally tells Haruhi's secret to the whole school! Will the Hosts ever forgive her?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Hikaru H., Haruhi F.