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Name: Green Eyed Phoenix (obviously) Eye color: Green (duh) Hair: Caramel Blond Height: Let's put it this way, I'm a giraffe. Gender: Female Age: Guess Location: My room. 'Ello peoples! You may call me be one of my numerous nick names Izz. Now to go over myself in slightly more detail, I have a very weird sense of humor, I'm very sarcastic, will freely admit that I'm insane, and my favorite color is none of your business. Just kidding it's lime green. For the shock factor. My favorite things to do are to bug people, paint, draw, write, and read. Usually in that order. My favorite books are the Book of Bunny Suicides, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Hound of the Baskervilles, and Agatha Christie books. My favorite movies are Robin Hood Men In Tights, Hitch Hikers Guide To The Galaxy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Star Wars, Harry Potter (at least half of the so far), and Lord of the Rings. Now, onto the good stuff . . . Fan Fiction. Stories I hate: Harry getting some sense slapped into him (literally) by some girl, whinny Harry, too forgiving Harry, and super hero Harry. Stories I love: Harry taking over Hogwarts/the Order/the War, rebellious Harry, Azkaban Harry, run away Harry, actually smart Harry, and Slytherin Harry,Dark Lord Harry, and Funny Crazy Harry. Pairings: I like anything but smutty slash, Harry/Hermione, Harry/one of the Really old Professors, Harry/Draco (with two exceptions), My Stories. Other Stuff: This is Bunny. I got him from someone else.Copy and paste Bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination. SUPPORT THE BUNNY! The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'. |
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Harry Potter and Future's Past by DriftWood1965 reviews
Starts out the day after the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry and Hermione meet the Goddess of Love, and she offers to let them go back in time. Strictly Harry and Hermione. Minor - well maybe major Ginny, Ron and Dumbledore Bashing. Soul Bond - Time Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 326,387 - Reviews: 7299 - Favs: 14,276 - Follows: 16,743 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 183 - Words: 795,537 - Reviews: 11877 - Favs: 5,409 - Follows: 4,436 - Updated: 12/29/2018 - Published: 9/4/2005
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7030 - Favs: 13,806 - Follows: 11,277 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Heart and Soul by Sillimaure reviews
The Dementor attack on Harry during the summer after his fourth year leaves him on the verge of having his wand snapped. Unwilling to leave anything to chance, Sirius Black sets events into motion which will change Harry's life forever. HP/HG/FD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 751,333 - Reviews: 6406 - Favs: 10,793 - Follows: 8,025 - Updated: 2/16/2016 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
Cold blood by DerLaCroix reviews
Sometimes, the tide of events really changes a person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,748 - Reviews: 3601 - Favs: 7,325 - Follows: 6,190 - Updated: 8/5/2015 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 147,796 - Reviews: 4603 - Favs: 11,683 - Follows: 11,878 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
Prodigy by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
AU- Given up after that fateful night, a prodigious Harry Potter ends up in America, working as a Lab Tech/Federal Agent. Now his family wants him back, but can he trust their motives? Can he trust his own? Multi-crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,637 - Reviews: 2134 - Favs: 5,350 - Follows: 3,059 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Harry P., Albus D., OC - Complete
Perception is Everything by Kendra James reviews
When Severus Snape is left in charge of Hogwarts over the christmas break, he is less than pleased to discover Harry will be one of his charges. Events force him to face that Mr Potter may not be quite what he has assumed all these years. Year 6
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 165,658 - Reviews: 4727 - Favs: 8,828 - Follows: 5,706 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Down the Rabbit Hole by lferg reviews
After spending a month in Death Eater captivity 17 year old Harry escapes only to be transported to another dimension where his parents are alive and he is supposedly dead. cp 19-21 are new
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,307 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 1,435 - Follows: 1,756 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Harry P., James P.
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1465 - Favs: 3,980 - Follows: 3,057 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
A Spark of Genius by michaelsuave reviews
Xander Harris was never called a genius, but after a different choice of Halloween costumes he is hit with a 'spark' of mad genius, the abilities that go with it, and flung into a far different world. Come and enjoy the madness. GirlGenius vers costume. HIATUS
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 532,972 - Reviews: 2922 - Favs: 2,749 - Follows: 2,375 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Xander H.
The Return of the Marauders by TheLastZion reviews
James sacrificed himself to save his wife and son. Sirius took them into hiding and trained Harry the Marauders way. Neville became the BWL. That doesn't mean that he's the Chosen One. This is a AU story. Harry/Ginny MA Rating
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 369,854 - Reviews: 3039 - Favs: 5,370 - Follows: 3,498 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Yanked from the UK by Moriarty's Minion reviews
HP/Bones Crossover. While investigating a murder in London, Booth and Brennan interrogate the victim's assistant, Harry Potter-Black. With his boss murdered, Harry decides to take a position at the Jeffersonian Institute under Brennan's guidance. SLASH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bones - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,051 - Reviews: 2786 - Favs: 4,350 - Follows: 5,440 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Harry P.
Rocking the Boat by DerLaCroix reviews
Harry is left with the Dursleys just after his godfather had died. One thing leads to the other and Harry is fed up with being a puppet. He breaks free and finds help. And boy, does he start rocking the boat.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 245,784 - Reviews: 3577 - Favs: 8,746 - Follows: 6,137 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Different Halloween by RobSt reviews
Could a chance meeting change history? What would a different Halloween in 1981 mean for wizarding Britain?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 124,549 - Reviews: 4455 - Favs: 9,546 - Follows: 5,026 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Banking on Her by RobSt reviews
Harry reckons his future is bleak if he stays at Hogwarts. The Tri-Wizard tournament offers him a fail-safe way of escaping his perceived destiny, that is until Harry discovered the hidden costs. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,164 - Reviews: 3265 - Favs: 7,525 - Follows: 3,883 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Queen who fell to Earth by Bobmin356 reviews
Forced to compete and abandoned by his friends, he steps from the tent with only one goal in mind, suicide. Instead Harry awakens a power that spans time and space and starts a war between the worlds.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 302,411 - Reviews: 2648 - Favs: 5,809 - Follows: 3,040 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Potter's Protector by mjimeyg reviews
The spirit of Hogwarts believes that Harry has suffered enough in his eleven years of life and calls in a protector to guide and care for him. Not slash, rating for violence in later chapters.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 261,714 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 3,654 - Follows: 1,533 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Xander H., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Debts to Destiny by Mountain907 reviews
Sequel to The Cursed Summer- a MUST READ- Starts off after returned home from his summer adventure to find he was a ward to Mr. Weasley. He tries to forge his own path but with an over protective Headmaster, and headstrong betrothed, can he do it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,157 - Reviews: 1395 - Favs: 3,853 - Follows: 5,195 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1533 - Favs: 6,806 - Follows: 2,542 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
The Hen That Laid the Golden Eggs by Lady FoxFire reviews
The wizard world has always demanded the blood, sweat and tears from Harry and now they're demanding one more thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 2,213 - Follows: 532 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Lord of Light by Darth Marrs reviews
Where the hell is Harry now? Third in the Forever Mage trilogy begun by HP and the Four Founders and continued in Forever Mage. How will Darth Vader and the Emperor deal with a wizard born long ago in a galaxy far, far away?
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 238,517 - Reviews: 2014 - Favs: 2,582 - Follows: 1,820 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Leia O., Harry P. - Complete
The Sea King by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Nineteen years ago, Harry Potter put paid to Voldemort at Hogwarts; now it's nineteen years later and, as the diesels hammer on, a bushy-haired girl is still searching for The-Boy-Who-Walked-Away... Oneshot, Deadliest Catch crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 317 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Complete
Charlie does the Foxtrot or Damn the Torpedoes by Lady FoxFire reviews
Fudge believed that everything was going according to his grand plan when Harry Potter was found guilty…. Oh Boy! Was he wrong!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,700 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 3,296 - Follows: 1,603 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Saying No by Bobmin356 reviews
Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 122,301 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 6,178 - Follows: 2,207 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Weapons Free by angelicxdiscord reviews
We've been fighting this war for a long time. Muggles, they call us. They struck first. England fell. Then France. Spain. Italy. It took us ten years of tactical withdrawals and air strikes to stop their advance. Now it was our turn to push back.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,235 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Complete
Escalation by Bobmin356 reviews
Ignore the Muggle world at your peril! Albus Dumbledore learns a hard lesson
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 2,580 - Follows: 595 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Demenomancy by Adari reviews
Fudge thought it was Christmas come early. Dumbledore thought it was the death of the Magical World. No one was prepared for what the future really brought. Beginning is a bit messy due to murder.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,011 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 1,167 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter and the Cursed Summer by Mountain907 reviews
After being cruelly abandoned by the Dursley's, Harry meets Bill and joins him on a Cursebreaking Adventure. Bill mentors Harry fic no slash. First FF Starts off a bit dark but lightens up quickly. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 79,456 - Reviews: 2042 - Favs: 6,467 - Follows: 3,272 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Harry P., Bill W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Iron Knowledge by Baronvonblack reviews
Sirius pulls a favour and gets Tony Stark to look after Harry over the summer, where he finds what could be the power the dark lord knows not as in a freak accident Tony's knowledge was copied to Harry's brain.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,411 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 3,282 - Follows: 3,617 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011
Hooaws and a Duckbill by HermanTumbleweed reviews
A humorous look at the graveyard scene from GoF. Harry comes prepared, Tom is in deep doo-doo. Rated for language, innuendo. My Yahoo! group recommends no drinking or eating while reading this if you value your keyboard & monitor, and don't like choking.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,786 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 116 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 5476 - Favs: 11,639 - Follows: 5,709 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Too Much Time On My Hands by neopyro reviews
Harry decides that the world's chances are looking pretty bleak after the loss of Dumbledore. With the help of his friends, he sends himself back in time and transfers all his knowledge of the future to his one year old self. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,179 - Reviews: 2496 - Favs: 3,375 - Follows: 4,284 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Harry P.
Back in Black by Rorschach's Blot reviews
An omake file for Make a Wish think of it as a sequel of sorts . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,248 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 1,694 - Follows: 1,230 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Harry P.
Champions by Thor's Shadow reviews
Harry takes a moment to help another Champion during the Second Task, and the unexpected aftermath forever changes his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,370 - Reviews: 3363 - Favs: 9,173 - Follows: 9,154 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - [Harry P., Fleur D.]
The Board by Clell65619 reviews
Following the fall of Voldemort, the Hogwarts Board of Governors meet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,312 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 2,153 - Follows: 512 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Complete
Drops of Jupiter by Her Misguided Ghost reviews
You have Jupiter pasted across your walls and a chart of the Andromeda Galaxy spread on the ceiling in the spot over your bed - stars above your head for the ones you dreamed of reaching. I want you to hold a star, Danny, you deserve one. Oneshot.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Jazz F., Danny F. - Complete
What's a ten letter word for murder? by WhiteKingdomAngel reviews
Shawn has a painful secret in his past that shook him to the core. Now, years later, when a serial killer know as "The Hangman" escapes to finish a game they both started years ago, Shawn will have to reveal his secret if he wants it all to end it all.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,781 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Shawn S., Juliet oH. - Complete
An Idle Mind Is The Devil's Playground by night flame miko reviews
A bored Harry Potter is never a good thing. Dumbledore told him he couldn't write to friends, so what about enemies? Watch as because of this, things change and truths come to 'light' or 'dark' as the case may be . warning: Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,289 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 5,428 - Follows: 5,702 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
Harry Potter: Semper Fidelis by J.A Jasper reviews
At age 8 Harry was used as a bargaining chip in one of his uncle's deals. He ended up at a military academy in the states for most of the year learning new skills. Will he decided to attend Hogwarts? If so will Hogwarts be ready for him? NOT A SLASH STORY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,571 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 1,622 - Follows: 1,941 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Nargelites by PerfesserN reviews
A Harry / Luna / Hermione story that begs the question, what would have happened if Harry had met Luna before either of them attended Hogwarts? Also, what if Harry reminded Severus Snape of Lily Evans, rather than James Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,832 - Reviews: 1191 - Favs: 2,080 - Follows: 2,486 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Interdimensional Toothpaste by Doctor Song reviews
Harry should have known better than to touch anything belonging to George Weasley. Even toothpaste. Rated M for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Harry P., George W.
Scotty's List by Malteaser reviews
The Enterprise crew breaks all the rules. Even the ones they make themselves.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/13/2010 - M. Scott/Scotty - Complete
Royal by Batsutousai reviews
Once, magical Europe was ruled by one family. When that family fell, the Ministries rose. The lost heir and friends have spent four years at Hogwarts, and it's time for them to change their world, but is the world ready for them? Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,961 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 1,905 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
Leonard McCoy and the Magic Hypospray by Protector of Canon2 reviews
Because really, what other explanation is there? Very brief mention of Kirk/Spock.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2010 - L. McCoy - Complete
Runic Animagi by Kassien reviews
COMPLETE! AU! Post OoTP, Sixth Year Story. Harry decides to have a little fun after hearing the Prophecy as a death sentence and his life takes on a life of its own! Harry/Daphne, HP/DG!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 161,554 - Reviews: 1336 - Favs: 6,392 - Follows: 2,730 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry's Job Application by Idlewild Isbold reviews
Harry's ready to officially apply to the Ministry's Auror Training program, and his job application will definitely be a stand-out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 1,556 - Follows: 256 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Graduate Vulcan for Fun and Profit by Suppi-chan reviews
It really does take a village to raise a Jim.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,195 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 2,161 - Follows: 262 - Published: 12/28/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Who Gives a Starship to a 25 Year Old? by panicandstartariot reviews
Five times it sucked to be Starfleet's youngest crew, one time they got away with it, and one time it probably saved them. Someone asked for an exploration of the 'really young' dynamic of the new crew. Turned out to be...kinda crack-y.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,905 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 53 - Published: 12/2/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Earl of the North by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is framed for the mass murder of Muggles after he deals Voldemort a stunning blow. He is sent to Azkaban where he and his cell mate, Bellatrix Black, begin to discover Harry's heritage and his potential power as they plot to escape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,938 - Reviews: 4601 - Favs: 9,264 - Follows: 4,622 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Five and One: Things Not To Say In Shi'Kahr by Penbrydd reviews
Spock's got a paint-peeling command of expletives, but only in his native language. The average speaker of Standard has no idea that he's anything but calm and collected, but he can scald the ears off a Vulcan.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 120 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1428 - Favs: 1,998 - Follows: 1,598 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
The Desk by opalish reviews
Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,459 - Follows: 232 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Atheists in Foxholes by Tey'Imena reviews
When captured by natives who decide to kill their victims via ritual gladiator fights, Jim steps up to the plate and shows that there really is a reason you don't mess with the Captain of the Enterprise.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,662 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 71 - Published: 8/30/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
The Power by DarthBill reviews
Harry has been feeling lethargic since his tenth birthday when suddenly he has more energy than he needs. AU story for all seven years. HarryMulti nothing serious. SmartPowerful!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,757 - Reviews: 1755 - Favs: 5,530 - Follows: 2,831 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Five Instances Of Phrases which made Them Doubt by Lady Merlin reviews
And One which was incredibly incomprehensible. Yeah, I know it's weird, but it made sense while I was writing it. more hurt!Jim in copious amounts, and K/S slash! Mentions of child-abuse and Tarsus IV
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Complete
Five Cases of Contagious Personality by Lady Tragic reviews
It is not unheard of for an empath/telepath, when under severe mental and physical strain, to unconsciously mimic the emotions and personalities of those around them..."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
in the walls by irnan reviews
So I hear the Enterprise has giant alien rats," Sulu said one morning at breakfast. Chekov choked on his bacon, eyes wide and alarmed. Jim clapped him on the back, laughing.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/9/2009 - M. Scott/Scotty, J. Kirk - Complete
The James T Kirk Touch by schweinsty reviews
Jim, McCoy knew, was making up for not having been hugged enough as a child. Resistance was futile.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 93 - Published: 5/25/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Knowledge is Power by RobSt reviews
When Hermione gets cursed at the Ministry, Harry and the Death Eaters discover the power he knows not. Unleashing this power has far reaching consequences. Weasley and Dumbledore bashing – time travel story that's hopefully different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 178,331 - Reviews: 3714 - Favs: 9,916 - Follows: 4,038 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 6,840 - Follows: 1,430 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Class, what did we learn? by Viopathartic reviews
A teacher is slightly dismayed when her students start to educate her on the faults of Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fair Trade by BajaB reviews
AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 3,035 - Follows: 697 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Twelve Disasters of Christmas by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione and the others aren’t sure why, but the leadup to Christmas in Gryffindor Tower seems to be fraught with nothing but chaos, mistakes, and of course, Harry trying to be helpful.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,992 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Real Us by Seel'vor reviews
Everyone "knows" what happened during Harry's seven years at Hogwarts... right? Er... no. Find out the truth about Harry and Hermione. H/Hr Rating for language and mild sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 157,527 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 6,109 - Follows: 1,645 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Point of No Return by KHwhitelion reviews
It's been seven years since the start of the war. Seven years since he'd lost everyone....everything. now held captive by the enemy, commander Jack Fenton is taken to see the only ghost he's never been able to defeat....the King of the Ghost Zone....
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Jack F., Danny F. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Miss Print by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #3: The Daily Prophet has been furthering Voldemort's agenda. It's time for the DA to do something about that. Senior Secretary of Veracity Lisa Turpin gets the call in Operation Roto-Reuters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 231 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
Insidious Inquisitor by Yunaine reviews
Harry Potter is dosed with Veritaserum by Dolores Umbridge. Afterwards his entire world is turned upside down. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Susan/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,850 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 4,638 - Follows: 1,298 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A.] - Complete
Wish Carefully by Ten Toes reviews
REVISED. one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 3,011 - Follows: 686 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Lucius M. - Complete
Harry’s Twist by Ten Toes reviews
AU. Harry does some thinking after the DOM fiasco. An overheard conversation turns his world upside down and he decides to return the favor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,317 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 2,106 - Follows: 2,551 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Harry P.
Deceptions by Amrita Glittersong reviews
A few months after Geonosis, in a surprising turn of events, Dooku contacts ObiWan in hopes of meeting with him for negotiations. When Sidious arrives, things don't go as planned, and ObiWan ends up posing as something he never thought he would: A Sith.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,522 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Obi-Wan K.
Harry Potter and The Acts of Betrayal by Clell65619 reviews
The Semiclassic 'everyone has been lying to Harry about everything' plot. Very AU. Bashing of pretty much everyone. Mind Control Sex. Language. Dumbledore decides the Old Families won't tolerate the Chosen One being with a mudblood. Sucks to be Ron Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,977 - Reviews: 2004 - Favs: 5,279 - Follows: 2,129 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6268 - Favs: 15,952 - Follows: 5,462 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Walking a New Path Part Four: Flames of Hope by padawan lynne reviews
Rebellion vs Empire. Harry and Anakin must deal with raising each other's children as Jedi in a war torn galaxy, while being hunted by the Empire. Life will never be the same again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,262 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 5,282 - Follows: 1,406 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
The Hogwarts Alumni Book Club by Miranda Aurelia reviews
When Hermione gives Harry, Draco, Ginny and Ron a copy of Deathly Hallows, none of them are pleased with the epilogue. [A story where the HP characters read Book 7 and overreact...slightly.] Warning: Book 7 Spoilers. HHr, DG, RLu
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,045 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Pen Pals by Rorschach's Blot reviews
My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 1,798 - Follows: 501 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
Shadows of the Future by stormqueen873 reviews
ObiWan lost the duel on Mustafar, but instead of dying, he finds himself on a ship leaving Tatooine, with his old Master and a familiar young boy. As events begin to unfold, can he stop the future he knows from occuring? TPM AU, ObiAniQui bonding, DONE!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,321 - Reviews: 2708 - Favs: 7,568 - Follows: 1,936 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Furry Fury by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #2: Post Agent Toots. The DA have to act and pick up on the Junior DA's, a.k.a. the Order's, slack. Research Director Chairman Granger plans and directs the mission: Operation Tolerance or Else.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 234 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Let Me Fall by Sleep Warrior reviews
As she burst through the roof door she gave the ghost the chance to shove them both of them off. Cackling madly he flew off, leaving her clinging to her son on the side of a twentystory apartment building...
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Danny F., Maddie F. - Complete
Resolutions by Neurotica reviews
Complete and Revised. AU. Final installment of the Truths Universe. The Final Battle is fast approaching. Wizards and Muggles are dying left and right. Not many are confident anymore that Voldemort can be defeated. Pre-Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 288,864 - Reviews: 1602 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Rings and Medallions by The Red Dragons Order reviews
Sauron has gotten hold of the Aztec gold, which can only spell trouble. Hey ho, hey ho, a-treasure huntin’ we go! Sequel to PAW, RR
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 84,806 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 6/28/2004
The DA Missions: Agent Toots by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #1: Harry and the DA decide it's time to be a little more proactive in the war on the Dark Lord. Chief Counter Intelligence Officer Lovegood initiates her first mission: Operation Death is Your Friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 257 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2377 - Favs: 4,533 - Follows: 3,841 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
Now Hiring: Committee for the Disposal… by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. NOW HIRING: COMMITTEE FOR THE DISPOSAL OF DANGEROUS CREATURES. PostOotp. The summer after Harry's fifth year, Albus Dumbledore, newly reinstated Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, must deal with an interesting end to a boring day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 277 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
Walking a New Path Part Three: Phoenix Rising by padawan lynne reviews
With the Republic crumbling around him Harry Potter must fight in yet another war and figure out the mystery surrounding the Chancellor before the galaxy is plunged into Darkness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,351 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 12/4/2006 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Complete
If At First You Don’t Succeed… by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Try again. And again. And again. And yes, yet again. But of course, as they say, if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. So that’s exactly what Harry Potter did. Lots of betting and a little slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 227 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Oops by SilverWolf7007 reviews
When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 2,951 - Follows: 589 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Walking a New Path Part Two: March of War by padawan lynne reviews
Romance, politics and mystery surround Jedi Knight Harry Potter and his Padawan Anakin Skywalker as they learn how to balance Jedi duty against love in an increasingly unstable galaxy as rumours of secession and the possibility of all out war threatens th
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,499 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 10/6/2006 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Complete
The Ultimate Game by The-Caitiff reviews
Harry, Tonks, Remus, Bill Weasley, and a third year named Kevin die in the final battle against Voldemort. But their story isn't over yet and the game as yet unplayed. Features Knights, Pirates, Ninjas, and the Grim Reaper.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,734 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Complete
The Rise of Azkaban by padfootjr24 reviews
ON HOLD Prequel to The Lord of Azkaban, detailing the seven years Harry spent on the island prison before Dumbledore arrived to 'free' him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,988 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 139 - Published: 8/17/2006
Walking a New Path Part One: A New Life by padawan lynne reviews
Accused of a crime he didn't commit, Harry Potter is thrown in Azkaban prison. Betrayed by the Light, Harry nonetheless fulfills his destiny and then is taken to a new world, where he begins a new life, as a Jedi in the Galactic Republic. Here he learns
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,501 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freak Parade by The-Caitiff reviews
Starts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,147 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 2,210 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10994 - Favs: 19,521 - Follows: 6,437 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
A Fairytale Disaster by SilverWolf7007 reviews
“The general consensus in the Wizarding World was that Albus Dumbledore was completely off his rocker and that anyone he managed to conscript was pretty much doomed to humiliation in front of a large crowd…”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,107 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 5/7/2006 - Published: 12/6/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 2191 - Favs: 5,691 - Follows: 2,103 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Lord of Azkaban by padfootjr24 reviews
Harry is sent to Azkaban for murder. Years later Dumbledore comes to release him but what he finds is nothing like what he was expecting. Dark and very unforgiving Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 75,711 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 4,051 - Follows: 1,255 - Updated: 4/23/2006 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Manipulator of Destiny by Wheezy1 reviews
Post OotP. Harry finds that Dumbledore has been less than honest or helpful with him, takes control of his own life and finds the training he needs from others. HHr, NL, no slash. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 175,185 - Reviews: 5715 - Favs: 10,123 - Follows: 3,412 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Illegal Necromantic Rituals by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Ron asks where Harry was last night. Harry doesn't want to answer. Ron accepts this. Harry freaks out a little. :D Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 75 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
A Little Homework by Ruskbyte reviews
It was an average day in the Gryffindor common room essays to write, tests to study for and juicy gossip to exchange. Then all Hell broke loose and started trying to eat the students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 224 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Complete
Harry’s Allegiances by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Harry’s sanity, or lack thereof, is again discussed in much detail, along with his allegiances, the Houses, Dumbledore, glitter and the Daily Prophet. The day is just getting worse. Sequel to Harry’s Sanity, with about the same amount of plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 736 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Mayhem by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Dumbledore has died, leaving Minerva to find a new DADA teacher. Of course, the man she hires comes with his very own personal Dark Lord, and THEN is nowhere to be found! Sequel to Acceptance TomHarry, HermioneGinny, etc, etc…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,856 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 515 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Death's Manager by SilverWolf7007 reviews
“After waking up soaked in milk amid shouting, screaming, and possible murder, Harry was willing to bet his Firebolt, Hedwig and his entire collection of Weasley jumpers that the day was only going to get weirder…”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,456 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 2/6/2006 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Lord of Stone Tower by phoenix catcher reviews
Complete! No pairings. Harry returns after his fifth year to find his relatives less than welcoming. His stay is brief and due to his betrayal by the Ministry of Magic he escapes the clutches of Voldemort with the help of an old rival.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,601 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 1/31/2006 - Published: 2/4/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
You Did What! by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Third and final story from the 'Where in the World is Harry Potter' trilogy] No one is safe when Harry happens. Not the living relatives, not the dead ones. No one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 139,965 - Reviews: 1542 - Favs: 2,345 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Harry P., Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Sanity by SilverWolf7007 reviews
I don't know how to tell you this, mate, but you're a homicidal, insane teenager with magical powers that make Dumbledore jealous. Seamus Finnigan.' In which Harry's mental state is discussed. Relentlessly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,053 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 1/3/2006 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Complete
Altercations by Neurotica reviews
Complete. AU. Truths Universe. Sequel to Consequences. The second war continues. The lengths Voldemort will go to in order to win become evident. Darkness, tragedy, and possession are inevitable. Warning for strong language in some chapters. Pre-DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 132,219 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 9/16/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Lily Potter and the Worst Holiday by bobsaqqara reviews
AU Sixteen years to the day after her first born son was murdered, Professor Lily Potter must deal with the arrival of six unknown people. Post OotP. Reedited and reposted
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,439 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 7,181 - Follows: 1,810 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., Harry P. - Complete
Acceptance? by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Harry’s relationship is revealed to the Order. People do NOT react as he expected. Oneshot, slash, femslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 2,059 - Follows: 454 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry, Seamus, And The Master Plan by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Harry is allowing Seamus to set him up on a date. But first, they have to get Ron and Hermione together, survive class, find out if Draco and Blaise are together, and convince their friends that they are NOT a couple! Eventual slash, HPDM, SFBZ.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,520 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 10/3/2005 - Published: 3/22/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Nighttime Run Daylight Stroll by SmellyCat190 reviews
ONESHOT A nighttime stroll finds the Trio, Hooch, a reluctant Snape and a 'borrowed' Sinistra running from finding the Headmaster and his Deputy in a compromising position. ADMM
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,089 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/20/2005 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
The Apparition Curse by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Somehow, someone has put a curse of some kind on the Slytherins and Gryffindors of the Hogwarts Graduating Class of 1997. This results in several near death experiences, and Harry and Draco's six week disappearence. Just where WERE they? Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,326 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 77 - Published: 9/13/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Consequences by Neurotica reviews
Complete and Revised. AU. Sequel to Lies. The second war with Voldemort has begun. Remus is missing. Sirius is going stircrazy. Harry's on the verge of death. Will anyone survive this nightmare? Warning for strong language in some chapters. Pre-DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,664 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 9/12/2005 - Published: 5/26/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Lesser of Two Evils: Year Two by lasaireigh reviews
Harry's second year at Hogwarts is shaping up to be even crazier than his first! (Contains possessed squeak toys, prank warfare, enchanted cheese, and boar music critics) Warning: Don't eat or drink while reading!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,636 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 9/10/2005 - Published: 12/29/2004 - Harry P.
The Untitled Cheekquel Project by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Sequel to Where in the World is Harry Potter?] Now that Harry has been found, he's going to teach DADA at Hogwarts again for the first time. Will he change and grow as a person? Will he find love? Enh... doubtful.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,193 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 2,252 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Marriage by Janara reviews
[Complete] At the start of Harry's seventh year Dumbledore has come up with the perfect way of ending the war. There is only one problem, Harry refuses to play the Headmaster's game. Will Harry be able to avoid the trap set by the aged wizard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,058 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 2,077 - Follows: 535 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Complete
Lies by Neurotica reviews
Complete and Revised. AU. Sequel to Truths. Sirius, Remus, and Harry lived in peace for nearly seven years. All that's about to end as the past comes back to haunt them. Starts at end of Harry's third year at Hogwarts. Pre-Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 100,088 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 5/16/2005 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Power Snivellus Knows Not by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Harry and Tonks discover the power to overcome the most horrible evil ever to grace Hogwarts' halls. And Voldemort too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 246 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Where in the World is Harry Potter? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 1147 - Favs: 4,354 - Follows: 1,260 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
Truths by Neurotica reviews
Complete and Revised.AU.After an odd sighting on the full moon, Remus begins to realize his what he's believed for five years isn't quite accurate. With a little help from Dumbledore, Sirius is set free and the Marauders attempt to raise Harry. Pre-DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 100,574 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 1,581 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 1/27/2005 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Lesser of Two Evils: Year One by lasaireigh reviews
Harry Potter has a few tricks up his sleeve that Dumbledore and Voldemort will never see coming! (Warning: This fic includes possessed squeak toys. Don't drink anything while reading.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,434 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 12/24/2004 - Published: 10/28/2004 - Harry P.
Life Goes On Even When the Government is Shut Dow by Incognito Princess reviews
A story about what happened between the scenes of Shut Down; The Bartlets' affection for Josh, Josh's dissappointment in Leo and just a little JoshDonna for fun.
West Wing - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2004 - Josh L., Donna M. - Complete
Celestial Requiem by Raven Dragonclaw reviews
Harry, much more cynical and worn from 5th year, wants to be heard without discrimination. He wants to learn how to deal with Voldemort on his own, being the best that he can be without conforming society's mold for him. Enter the writer, Harrison Evans
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,240 - Reviews: 1208 - Favs: 2,600 - Follows: 2,019 - Updated: 10/3/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004
Pirates and Wizards by The Red Dragons Order reviews
FINISHED Jack Sparrow is Harry's ancestor. One day he kidnaps Harry, and the rest is problems, pirates, treasures and history. RR
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,355 - Reviews: 1294 - Favs: 1,864 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 6/26/2004 - Published: 11/23/2003 - Complete
The Quiet Place by Ruskbyte reviews
Five hundred years after the defeat of Voldemort a new generation of Death Eaters is rising. Will the Muggles they attack be able to survive the encounter? For that matter, will the Death Eaters?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,364 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 131 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
Double Trouble, Sorting yet another Weasley by TimK84 reviews
Fred and George are up for Sorting. This is what the hat said to them.....
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/25/2004 - George W.
Recnac Transfaerso by Celebony reviews
In a rash act of self-sacrifice, Harry saves a dying Muggle by magically transfering the man's cancer to himself. Now, going through his fifth year with a terrible secret, he begins to realize just what he's given up. H/G, R/Hr. Warning: abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,216 - Reviews: 4666 - Favs: 6,067 - Follows: 1,334 - Updated: 1/11/2004 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Going Home by Shannz reviews
AU It has been a year since the battle at Naboo. QuiGon survived the Sith, but he and ObiWan have not spoken since. When ObiWan goes missing, QuiGon wonders if he will ever get a chance to make things right between them.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,544 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 6/6/2002 - Qui-Gon J., Obi-Wan K. - Complete