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An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 15061 - Favs: 8,056 - Follows: 7,048 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
God Love Her by Lynyrd Lionheart reviews
Bella is the police chief's perfect daughter. Edward is the surgeon's delinquent son. When Bella catches her boyfriend cheating on her, she throws all caution to the wind and hops on the back of Edward's motorcycle for the ride of her life. All Human *Now Complete*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 92,037 - Reviews: 3153 - Favs: 3,848 - Follows: 3,006 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Turbulence by ddpjclaf reviews
*RE-POST* While dealing with a loss, Clary befriends her new neighbor's troubled foster-son. Can their friendship help them let go of the pain or will their pasts intervene and rip them apart? (Due to Fanfiction disabling the C&P ability, I am re-posting this story here. Thank you to all who have been so supportive!)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 210,843 - Reviews: 2435 - Favs: 2,174 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Miserable At Best by SimplyDazzling reviews
Bella moves to Forks for her senior year. Edward Cullen proves himself as less than desirable from day one. But as Bella begins to see past the drugs, the mood swings, she finds the shadow of boy who had lost everything, including himself. AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 185,314 - Reviews: 1835 - Favs: 1,427 - Follows: 1,137 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 20392 - Favs: 12,840 - Follows: 7,208 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10844 - Favs: 12,320 - Follows: 12,825 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Games We Play by VampireNight reviews
My first fanfic please R&R. Alice had a plan, she dared Bella to make Edward fall for her, and then break his heart. At the same time Bella dared Alice to start dating again. Emmett made a bet with Edward, sleep with Bella. What happened when they played?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 110,396 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7270 - Favs: 5,968 - Follows: 4,222 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson Outtakes by Stephaniiie reviews
As the title suggests, a collection of outtakes from THWTLAL. Contains spoilers, obviously. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,245 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Online Offline by lgmrkm reviews
Bella is being forced into a future she doesn't want. Her only true friend and confidante is a boy online whose name she doesn't even know. When she moves from San Francisco to Forks her online and offline world collide. Better sum inside. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 292,424 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bright Like the Sun by dryler reviews
Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,874 - Reviews: 3683 - Favs: 4,603 - Follows: 4,601 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
Falling Slowly by laura-mcdaid reviews
when clarys parents die in a tragic car accident, she is forced to live with foster parents, she is still reeling from her sudden loss and is lost, can her foster parents son, Jace, help her? crap summary! PLEASE PLEASE READ!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,693 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Clary F., Jace W.
Breaking from the Ordinary by Burntcore reviews
Bella owns a small bar in town & is fairly happy with her life so far. But it all changes when he walks into her bar, looking lost & confused. AU/AH BxE JxA RxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 167,499 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Truths, Lies and Alibis by Eternally Addicted reviews
FBI psychologist Bella Swan is being stalked by one of criminals she helped put behind bars. Forced to leave her home and lay low for a while, she meets the most gorgeous man she has ever seen. Is he who he says he is, or is he working for the stalker?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 291,022 - Reviews: 1455 - Favs: 1,537 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Once More, With Feeling by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Exes and co-workers Edward & Bella are sent to investigate the strange happenings in Forks, but they might drive each other crazy figuring out what's going on in the town. And between them. Humor/Romance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,595 - Reviews: 1573 - Favs: 1,649 - Follows: 2,107 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Bella, Edward
Through the Flames by SparklingTwilight reviews
One fateful night, 29y/o Edward must make the decision that haunts every firefighter's worst nightmares. In choosing between his life and that of another, life altering repercussions arise. Rated M. Contains graphic descriptions of fire. HF Warning.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 199,995 - Reviews: 7726 - Favs: 4,568 - Follows: 2,229 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Complete
The Good Left Undone by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Sequel to "Player Haters". Bella and the Cullens are starting college, and having the time of their lives......until students start to go missing. Will Bella's past have anything to do with it? ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,062 - Reviews: 1330 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Complete
Player Haters by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Edward and Bella have been bickering since kindergarten. He's a player, and she is his sister's best friend. What happens when they discover their true feelings for each other, right before it all ends? ALL HUMAN! FUNNY!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,549 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Complete
Breaking Bella by sixeightshuffle reviews
Edward Cullen needs to pass Statistics. Bella Swan is his tutor. She thinks he's a flighty, arrogant albeit sexy asshole, and he thinks she's Bipolar, but tries to win her over, anyway. Can he change her mind, or do first impressions really last?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 261,788 - Reviews: 4689 - Favs: 3,707 - Follows: 3,657 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Is This Love? by bloodmutforeva116 reviews
In a world of fame can there be true love with no games or lies? Can Bella trust Edward enough to be loved by him? Can Rosalie and Alice find there true love also? Can the three best friends stay friends? Or will they lose it all over a guy? All Human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,861 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Friend Boy by Teeny Tiny Twilight reviews
As if starting a new school away from her friends and family isn't enough, she has nuisance/captain of the football team Edward interested in her. “Hello, I’m Edward Cullen.” She took my hand, shaking it, “I’m not interested.”AH/AU Bella has better balanc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 167,260 - Reviews: 2929 - Favs: 4,309 - Follows: 1,540 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hate & Love Are Two Different Emotions by KaylaCullen95 reviews
Edward Cullen is the schools popular guy and has put Bella Swan through some grief over the years. Realising what he's done, he's willing to change. Will Bella forgive him for what he's done to her & if so, what becomes of their relationship? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,983 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Runaways by SimplyDazzling reviews
"What if your actions end up ruining someone's life? How do you pay for what you've done?" Events in the past have caused Edward to be broken. Bringing Bella into his dark life wasn't something he wanted to do, and yet, somehow was unavoidable. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 197,821 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Tales of a Charming TruckNapper by Mk Marie reviews
Edward makes one memorable first impression! "Stop listening to my music, get off my cell phone, and bring back my truck!" I seethed. "Now!" Are first impressions really the most important? Let's hope not. AU-HUMAN. OOC. All canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,368 - Reviews: 5783 - Favs: 3,352 - Follows: 1,537 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Victim of a Teenage Nobody by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH "Mr Cullen, your new task is as simple as it is difficult." There was a pause and then the photo came down in front of me. "I want you to murder Miss Isabella Swan." Full summary inside. T for bad language, dark themes and strong sexual references
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 120,653 - Reviews: 1566 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Edward, Bella
Random Twilight Character Questions by stillsingininrain reviews
Ever have completely random questions you'd love to ask the characters of Twilight? Here are some of mine.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 70 - Words: 10,189 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fearless by alwaysandforever.x reviews
A short, romantic love story revolved around a broken Bella, and a blind Edward. Can they heal eachother or will their problems be too much to overcome? All-Human, based off the Taylor Swift song.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,617 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How Much I Thought I Hated You by TheYellowVolvo reviews
Boop! Bella's preggers!" Emmett said. "And guess who is the father?" Rosalie continued. "Edward Cullen!" Alice yelled. How could this day get any worse? Edward Cullen stalked toward us a harsh glare on his face.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 58,623 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If She Lived by CaityCullen99 reviews
WARNING: SPOILERS FROM THE SHORT SECOND LIFE OF BREE TANNER! This is what I think would have happened if the Volturi had let Bree live after the battle in Eclipse. May not make sense if you haven't read Stephanie Meyer's new Novella. Cannon pairings!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,921 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Bree
Twilight Parody Lyrics by little-miss-twilighter reviews
Artists include; Katy Perry, MCR, Muse, AAR, 30h!3, Evanescence, Taylor Swift, Snow Patrol, Paramore, RJA, Mayday Parade, Maroon 5 and many more. Sure to be something you like : Multiple POVs and story settings.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 66 - Words: 24,288 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 3/7/2009
Assumptions by billyG reviews
Edward, an actor, and Bella, a journalist, are drawn to each other when they meet. But their first impression of each other goes disastrously wrong. Can they overcome their stereotypical assumptions to see what's been there all along? AH Slightly OCC
Crossover - Twilight & Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,422 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Bella
Decisions by TheOneAndOnlyBellaCullen reviews
Tyler's last thoughts in the tower before he died and also the decision he had to make with the possibility of life. Forever with his brother? Or a life with Ally? One Shot
Remember Me - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Complete
Opposites Attract Babe' by cullenluver12 reviews
Bella, with her dyed black hair and converse vs. the forever adored, khaki-wearing Edward. They're polar opposites, sure...But what happens when these two polar opposites are paired for a project? Disclaimer
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 22,994 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stealth by angstar54 reviews
Three years after Edward left, Bella is now part of the Volturi's most powerful and renown three woman hit team. When a new mission lands them in a city in Michigan, she finds herself face to face with her past and a menacing danger looming on the horizon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,302 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
Kismet by Annilaia reviews
AU AH "I want to fall in love with you" was all the postcard in his hand said.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,308 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Dear Isabella by wtvoc reviews
He said "always". She wasn't so sure. All-human. M for language. All the usual angst applies.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,153 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Growing Pains: The Putting Lessons Prequel by bethaboo reviews
A prequel to my one-shot Putting Lessons. Edward and Bella have always been close, but when puberty hits, there's a shift and then a crack in their relationship. Then one summer, during high school, they are forced to re-examine what lies between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,661 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Reassigned Identity by Mk Marie reviews
Bella Swan:Anti-marriage, bad dating record. Edward Cullen:CIA Agent with a dark past. After witnessing something traumatic Bella is put under witness protection where she must pose as "Agent Cullen's" wife. What could go wrong? Now that you've asked..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 117,548 - Reviews: 4905 - Favs: 4,713 - Follows: 1,697 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Thousand Miles by alwaysandforever.x reviews
Bella has always been in love with her best friend Edward but there's one problem- he's engaged. Somehow, they end up 1000 miles apart and with Alice's guidance, Bella plans to move on. But what happens when Edward realises he's loved Bella all along? AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,860 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 6020 - Favs: 10,468 - Follows: 3,428 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3679 - Favs: 5,654 - Follows: 1,408 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
The Crazy Cullens by An Emotional Vampire reviews
My first Twilight fanfic. Emmett is a Harry Potter fan, Holidays are coming up and the Cullens just go nuts. Many different themes for each chapter! please review? *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,694 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Complete
Luck of the Irish by scorchedtrees reviews
"On second thought, you don't need a four-leaf clover." "I don't?" "Nope. After all, you're already about to get lucky." Seth/Maggie.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/17/2009 - [Maggie, Seth] - Complete
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5290 - Favs: 4,928 - Follows: 4,141 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Kaleidoscope by lalalanerd reviews
Bella is a woman in New York City with a lot of debt and a strong dislike for the "Stupid pretty boys with their stupid money and stupid jobs". Will her attitude change upon meeting the mysterious and wealthy Edward Cullen? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 92,204 - Reviews: 1950 - Favs: 1,520 - Follows: 1,663 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 2/21/2008
Life's Little Choices by MyBella reviews
Very Human Edward, Alice, Rose, Jasper, & Emmett are all friends heading off to meet Emmett's little sister for the first time. Will they get along with her, or wish they'd stayed in for the night? Characters are slightly OOC. Rated M for adult material.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 205,203 - Reviews: 6702 - Favs: 2,691 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
Brown Eyed Girl reviews
Bella and Edward's first dance as a married couple. Please R&R, thanks! One shot!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete