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 Author has written 3 stories for Mario, and South Park. I opened this account when I was fourteen and had nothing better to do with my time than write crack fics and other nonsense (which most of I thankfully deleted when some of the people I know in person discovered this account). However now it seems like I don't even know how to write anymore... It's sad to see something that I once loved to do become a thing of the past, but such is life. |
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All shall know who and what I truly am by SareBear96 reviews
Kenny McCormick has been keeping secrets her whole life. But what will she do when one of her secrets is revealed by Butters? And how is Cartman involved in her curse? Could this finally be her chance to make everyone believe her, once and for all? Bunny Kyman Stendy Dip One-sided Style Slight Creek Warning- In this Fanfic Kenny is a girl!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 53,407 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/4/2016 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Kenny M., Butters S.
Welcome to Hell, Beautiful Boyz by Koi Carp reviews
After the murder of his parents, Kyle is sent to juvenile prison. But as a a boy raised in protection and comfort, how will he survive in the brutal jungle infamous for no returners? More detail inside. Slash. Prison AU. M-rated for a reason.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 255,805 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/30/2016 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Kyle B., Kenny M., Damien
Reality of Genocide by Yuruki14 reviews
Past and present collide in a swirl of conflicting outlooks when South Park's twelfth grade English class must study the tragic historic events that plagued Germany when WWII broke out. An autobiography assigned to Kyle and his friends called Realität des Völkermords is a translation of a spoken tale from a man who survived the Holocaust and fell in love with a Nazi soldier. Kyman
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,646 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/28/2015 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Better Left Unsung by Cutie Pie 9335 reviews
Kyle discovers Cartman's dirty Friday night secret - one that involves fish nets, feather boas, and corsets. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,331 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/20/2015 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Dead Man Down by MidnightAngels1234 reviews
Don't Touch Me 2 Six months have passed since their world went to hell. And just when things are starting to patch themselves up...it all falls apart again. A new threat has come to invade Irk and it is bigger than ever. Operation: PAK Virus Theory, no one is meant to survive and every last Irken shall fall. Will anyone survive this, will they want to survive by the end of it all?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 43 - Words: 245,760 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Zim
Facebook Official by RedMacaque reviews
When Kyle hacks into Cartman's Facebook account, he finally gets the chance for revenge. But could this revenge backfire on him?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,694 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B., Butters S.
Through the Cracks by Aspergirl reviews
A ban on thong underwear is intended to put a stop to sexual behavior at South Park Elementary. Cartman has other plans, and Butters may or may not be a victim of sexual abuse. Rating for all the reasons you would imagine.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,522 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Eric Cartman, Butters S. - Complete
From the Queen of England to the Hounds of Hell by hollycomb reviews
AU - Ten years after the execution of Terrance and Phillip, the war with Canada has not ended. Stan and most of Kyle's friends are planning to join the army after high school graduation, bound to be drafted anyway. Kyle doesn't believe in the war, but he's not willing to let Stan go without him.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 179,343 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
South Park Royale by Kyler Kartoffel reviews
Before school can end, the students of Mr.Garrison's class are sent on an end-of-the-year field trip to Los Angeles. Suspicious? Events go bad as the field trip turns into a fight to the death on an island hosted by the government. A fierce game called The Program. Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny will be forced to fight for their lives. A crossover for Battle Royale and South Park.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,033 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B., Stan M., Wendy Testaburger
Guardian by Ochiba Konpeki reviews
Karen wants her first time to be with him. Mysterion. Kencest for the win.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,945 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Kenny M., Karen McCormick - Complete
No Return by knockplease reviews
There comes a single moment that changes everything. A decision that must be made; and in that moment, one becomes fully responsible for course their lives will take. Every creature blessed with consciousness must face the point of no return.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 257,005 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Red, Purple
Three and a Half Inch Floppy by Percentile reviews
"People forget about them, about floppy disks. They forget about all the stuff they saved on them. I just like… I just like knowing all that shit won't all be forgotten. That things aren't ever forgotten."
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,750 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Alive and Warm by PortlandThinkersBaseball reviews
The last few days were treacherously warm. WWII AU Kyman/Warnings for slight language and violent themes
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,299 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
I'm Just A Killer For Your Love by StalkerDex reviews
Eric Cartman is struggling with mental illness and his desire for Kyle. Kyle is struggling with his love for Stan. Craig is attracted to Cartman and Clyde wants Craig...what will happen? Mental illness/character death involved.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 65,769 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Faggotitus by squeaken1 reviews
After having numerous homosexual dreams involving Butters, Cartman diagnoses himself with Faggotitus. Meanwhile, Kyle tries to help Stan with his drinking problem.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,560 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Eric Cartman, Butters S. - Complete
Darling, I Want to Destroy You by StalkerDex reviews
My first Kyman story. Kyle and Cartman have a massive fight as younger teenagers causing Cartman to disappear to California for two years. Upon his return he struggles with his feelings for Kyle...much drama and angst will ensue.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,772 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Clueless by Darkslayer18 reviews
It's been five years since Kyle almost lost Stan not much has changed since they repaired their friendship but things have just taken an unexpected direction and the calm before the storm is just about over. StanXKyle maybe others not sure yet
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,691 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B.
A Gun and an Insane Glint by Ochiba Konpeki reviews
All you really need to be a monster is a gun and an insane glint in your eye. Warning, contains rape.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,455 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Rotten Boy, Grotesque Romance by sparkle.vomit reviews
Butters discovers something horrible. Cartman discovers something even worse... Vocaloid songfic.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
Truth and Reality by Koi Carp reviews
Cartman decides to create a reality show of Kyle, Stan, Craig, Tweek, Kenny and Butters living under one roof for 20 days. Slash. Language. Kyle's POV.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 113,523 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Kyle B., Craig T., Stan M. - Complete
Romantic Shenanigans in the Fourth Floor Elevator by FF Studio Collaborations reviews
Raj and Howard's relationship is testedd when the elevator stalls. Howard reveals his true feelings, will Raj recpirocate?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,588 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Rajesh K., Howard W. - Complete
Enissophobia by Ochiba Konpeki reviews
Phobophobia: Enissophobia, fear of having committed an unpardonable sin. "I, Stanley Randall Marsh, am officially the world's biggest douche bag." Style
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,902 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Jew Swap by SekritOMG reviews
Wendy assembles 13 old classmates and one rando for a party, only to discover what she should have already known: These people suck. Slash & het.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,138 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Kenny M., Butters S. - Complete
Faking It by Wits and the Ditz reviews
No one saw it coming. Not even Ino. The idea just popped into her head. She saw him there, all by himself, looking as lazy as ever. She hated him, yet she grabbed his arm and pulled him closer towards her. It was ok, she was only faking it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,889 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N.
Love is Brutal by gossamernomore reviews
What frightened them were the things that lived in their minds, Toki realized; things they still loved, despite the horror and terror that laced that love. Skwisgaar x Toki, don't like don't read.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,184 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S.
You love him instead by BabyCakesAndBlue reviews
Cartman loves Kyle. Kyle loves Stan. A little poem about the result. Apparently Cartman does have a heart. Free-verse. Please R&R. Not as bad as it sounds.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
When I First Fell For You by Strictly Anonymous reviews
An anonymous complement letter must be written by every high schooler at North Park High. Things happen and Kyle is left speechless before he even receives his letter. Cartman, on the other hand, has plenty to of stuff to share with Kyle. 1st KYMAN, R&R.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,625 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Obsessed by Ochiba Konpeki reviews
Sanity is a fragile thing. And so many ways to break it-obsession, pyromania, being raped, having a look-alike, sharing a bedroom with your rival... Falling in-being pushed into-love. Or hate, whatever this is. Kyman, 'Tophlovski.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,622 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
BANG by lizoftheinfinite reviews
Kenny lives.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Kenny M. - Complete
Don't Scream by ThatEnglishRoseisnotonfire reviews
For SouthParkFan8's contest
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Eric Cartman, Butters S. - Complete
How the Darkness Sounds by Madam RedRose25 reviews
Sharon and Randy get news no parent ever wants to hear, their son has been diagnosed with a serious disease. Now it takes everything for the family as well as Stan's friends to be strong for him as they all go through this difficult time. Multiple POVs. Edited as of Nov 30, 2018.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 174,036 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M., Sharon M. - Complete
Anything for you by simplystardust reviews
Stewie takes a drastic step in his journey to win Brian over, but how will Brian react?
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Brian G., Stewie G.
The BR Act by Suki-Itami reviews
Cartman is now leading the country and has passed a new law to better control the population. The place testing this new law? South Park, Colorado.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,962 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Complete
Phineas and Love Don't Mix by RiverRabbit reviews
Shortly after 2nd Dimension Doofenshmirtz is defeated and the Danville gang loses their memories, Phineas dreams of kissing Isabella and realizes his true feelings for her. But what does Phineas know about love and is it all it's cracked up to be?
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,739 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
Strumming Along by Beatz reviews
What's in a name? Well for Jericho his name contains untold secrets, a dark past, and a well known father. Now he's a Teen Titan struggling to keep himself from becoming his father's son.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,766 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Jericho
To Be Honest by Ochiba Konpeki reviews
Kyle always thought that, out of all of them, Stan was the only truly sane one... Style, somewhat dark themes. COMPLETE
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,687 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
On the Hood of a Car by PimpedOutGreenEars reviews
Ferb knows Phineas is watching him, lusting for him. He thinks it's just puberty, but that doesn't make it any easier to ignore. PhineasxFerb. One-shot.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/7/2011 - [Phineas, Ferb] - Complete
Bad Kitty by Ochiba Konpeki reviews
Stan and Kenny accidentally interrupt a 'moment'. "After a few tense, silent seconds, Kenny forced a laugh, asking awkwardly, "So this is, like, for serious?"" Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Verboten by LoveOfLiterature reviews
A moment from five different years that Ferb struggles with his affection for his brother, and a moment in one that he lets it slip. Phineas/Ferb
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,409 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Ferb, Phineas - Complete
ScienceFiction Movie Marathon by Kaylover15 reviews
Phineas and Ferb spend a Friday night watching Invasion of the Human Overlord movies. PhineasXFerb
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Ferb, Phineas - Complete
Today by crankyXwhenXprovoked reviews
Phineas reflects on his thoughts. About Ferb
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Ferb, Phineas
Drabble Fics by moonlitelm reviews
So far: StanKyle, CartmanWendy, KennyKyle, CartmanClyde, ClydeBebe, WendyBebe, CartmanButters, StanWendy, SheilaLiane, KyleButters, KennyWendy, ShellyIke, ShellyTrent, ShellyStan, KyleIke, CartmanKyle - many others as well now.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 13,726 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 1/27/2010
Not So Wonderful Wonderland by BananaSpice reviews
The sequel to Through the Rabbit Hole. The Queen had all she needed, A boy, a girl, and an Irken. What she didn't count on, was the love struck boy who wanted his master back. But now that he's after her, all the cards have a role to play. -Discontinued-
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Gir, Zim - Complete
Operation: Cannot Possibly Fail by xTroubleisaFriend reviews
Eric wants, no, NEEDS to follow Kyle to NYC for college - his life depends on it. And what better way to do that than to start with some tutoring?; A collaborative fic, Cartman/Kyle, M for language and sexual situations. "Complete" - see profile for info.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 131,266 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Dark Woods Circus by CreekBunnyStyle reviews
Deep in the woods, I you go far enough, there you will find a wonderful circus. T for disturbing themes
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Kyle B. - Complete
Pack Epic Games Week by Lolz Smileyface reviews
Seth is a sugar high addict, Jacob is obsessive over Bella, Paul can't keep his clothes on, Jared likes dog porn, Sam is Sam, Collin is just there, Brady is a pet, Emily is a supposed rapist reporter, Emmett is in love, and Embry is a squirrel pervert.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Jacob
I'm Bored, You're Amorous by PachucaSunrise reviews
When Cartman finds out that Butters has a crush on Kenny, he comes up with a nefarious scheme: make Butters believe that Kenny is in love with him. Butters/Kenny, CartmanxWendy, and Stan/Kyle. COMPLETE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 155,229 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
F You Fan Fiction by TAJNace reviews
kyle and stan come across fanfiction and are absorbed into a whole crazy new world...
South Park - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,395 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Oh No by Miss Kadi Marie reviews
What if Rachel found out about Finn and Santana right after the night she told him the truth about Jesse? What would she do? How would she handle it? And what would he do?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Rachel B., Finn H. - Complete
Now I'm thinking what the hell by fuckthispenname reviews
Clyde get's into trouble, Craig's there by his side. Cryde eventually.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,345 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Clyde D., Craig T.
Disturbia by CreekBunnyStyle reviews
The beats, the bodies, the drinks, the drugs, the addiction. Once you go in, will you come out the same? Disturbia, it's like the darkness is the light. Sex, drug use, drinking, death, addiction, imprisonment, insanity. M for a reason.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Butters S.
Two Minutes and Twelve Seconds by The Next Exit reviews
... is how long it takes Kyle to die. / K2, Style, eventual hinted Stenny.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,322 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Kenny M., Kyle B.
5 Easy Steps To Pulling A Trigger by DaftPyromaniac reviews
Taking your life is so much easier then some people make it out to be. It's a step by step process though, and it all started for Kyle Broflovski when he was caught sleeping with a boy. Character suicide. Hint of K2.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
Slave to the Grind by gossamernomore reviews
Ongoing collection of Preklok, Earlyklok, and Flashback fics. Rated Mature overall, but each story will include its own warnings. Most pairings are Skwisgaar x Toki and/or Charles/Pickles.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,367 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Complete
Anesthetize by Thesickone reviews
Eric Cartman slowly drifts into madness after being traumatized by events from his childhood. Kyle notices something different about him, but will he want to know what Eric is hiding? Rated M for later chapters including slashes, suicide, rape, and abuse
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,163 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Bloodbath by NightingaleLost reviews
It was just supposed to be a nice little camping trip. That's all. But it went so wrong, so, so fast. Kenny P.O.V.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,126 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Kenny M. - Complete
Trickery with Bacon and Soap by Dukeofnachos reviews
Gir turned into a human a long time ago, but he's still doing the same old tricks. "Gir, why is there bacon in the soap?" "I made it myself!"
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Zim, Gir
He still doesn't get it by Akatsuki-Branch reviews
Sasuke returns to the village after five years of being rouge. He is forced by the hokage to go to therapy to make sure he is mentally stable. What will he do when he discovers that konaha's number one knuckle head ninja is as oblivious as ever? NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,692 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The New Wolves by Lolz Smileyface reviews
Okay, so this story is about a new pack of wolves who come to visit because their tribe elders are discussing an arranged marriage from both packs; the thing is the new pack is run by two females. Ciara and Cheyenne are tight, Alpha and Beta till the end.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Jacob, Seth - Complete
Lost in Walmart by Sasurealian reviews
NaruSasu- Yaoi- It sucks when you're a little kid lost in Walmart. But it sucks more when you're Sasuke lost in Walmart and suddenly you're found by a blond haired dobe who thinks he can make it all better. Naruto to the rescue? ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,879 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Child no Jutsu by Selkit-Guardian reviews
A jutsu goes wrong and Naruto is turned into a small child with no memory of his teammates. Sasuke is assigned to care for him... Protective!Sasuke and Child!Naruto Eventual Sasu/Naru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,353 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Taking Care of You by Selkit-Guardian reviews
Sequel to Child no Jutsu. A brief glipse into Sasuke and Naruto's life four years after the jutsu has been lifted. Oneshot, COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 59 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sitting Still by Mental Toast Goddess reviews
Naruto was never any good at sitting still. ShikaNaru Shikamaru/Naruto Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U. - Complete
Krispy Kreme Krisis by ShadowOfAPrincess reviews
Iruka takes his students to the Krispy Kreme shop for a field trip. While there, Neji makes a rather disturbing and upsetting proclamation.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Neji H., Lee R. - Complete
First Seeing the PAINAPPLE by cherry.blossoms.0811 reviews
They were still kids and pineapples were known as 'the fruit which looks like Shikamaru's hair'. She was given the pineapple to shut her up, so will she give it to him to shut him up too? ShikaIno.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Green by Shikaino'Sakusasu'Kibahina4eva reviews
"But it says here green cutlery!" I slam my lips onto hers to shut her up. shika POV
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Acceptance by Shikaino'Sakusasu'Kibahina4eva reviews
There she goes again... snatching my pineapple head. Will he ever love me the way I do? Rated T for angst.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Question! by sweet-and-simple reviews
Everytime Lee has a question, he has to raise his hand... No matter what situation he is in.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Amusing Awakenings by iBloo reviews
What happens when a lazy Shikamaru wakes up an exhausted and sleeping Ino during their new class? Find out her amusing awakenings and Iruka-sensei's misinterpretations. A hilarious story that will tickle your ShikaIno senses. Rewritten but no plot change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Never knew by Lolz Smileyface reviews
Ciara, Jessi, and the spacey Tryston find themselves in the Yu-verse. Ciara Can't help falling for Seto. Jessi knew she loved Marik just the way he is. Tryston Loved Duke in an innocent and pure way. will there love be returned? Crackness and oocness.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 4/20/2010 - S. Kaiba
Delightful Treats by Black Fireflies reviews
It was troublesome and pointless to even be feeling that way, but Shikamaru was just not going to lose.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
From Me To You, Master! by xxLemmiexx reviews
Zim comes to realize that Gir isn't a bad robot, he just needed love. ZAGIR. Warning: Extreme fluff ahead that may give you cavities.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Zim, Gir - Complete
The Bubble Bath Conjecture by ffnetgoddess reviews
Howard has an interesting bathtub fantasy- Soaping up, he wondered, "So who will it be tonight? Halle Berry perhaps? Or the ever-sexy Katee Sackhoff?" He opened his eyes. "Raj?"
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Howard W., Rajesh K. - Complete
You Belong With Me by Selkit-Guardian reviews
Oneshot AU NaruSasu. Songfic. Sasuke is Naruto's best friend; it only makes sense that he would know who Naruto truly belongs with then.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,350 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
How to predict Maito Gai by Neji Hyuuga by New Warrior of Fire
After Neji teaches Lee how to see Gai-sensei's perdictability, Lee loses all respect for Gai and begins to find his teacher completely insufferable. WARNING:Gai fans should not read. ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Neji H., Lee R. - Complete
Scribble 2D My Heart by BananaSpice reviews
What could Zim be planning that has him so calm' While in a bad mood, Dib stumbles upon Zim doodling in the library. ZaDr, pointless Fluff.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Lapse by gossamernomore reviews
S/T featuring feral!Toki. I don't own Metalocalypse so don't sue.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S. - Complete
Lee the Victim by sweetestpea01 reviews
A sequel to "Neji the Pirate". You didn't think Neji was just going to let that little event go, did you? Oh, most certainly not. He'll do it Halloween style.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Lee R., Neji H.
Syrup by monkeybait reviews
Should Shikamaru give in to Ino's bizarre demands?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Madness by Shikaino'Sakusasu'Kibahina4eva reviews
Shikamaru and Ino obviously like each other, but they refuse to admit it. What happens, when their inners try to help out? I don't know how to write summaries
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y.
Glittered Lies by Chocolate-SugarCube reviews
Sometimes I wonder what we expected for the future… Very dark fic, WARNING: Drugs, prostitution, domestic abuse, slash, death etc.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,992 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Kenny M. - Complete
Through the Rabbit Hole by BananaSpice reviews
Broken. He was so broken. Completely. Try as one might he couldn't be fixed. No matter what one could think of, nothing would bring him back.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,739 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Gir, Zim - Complete
Training Feild Fun by jadajmk reviews
I was really bored wating for my other team mates to show up. Then I got this really fun idea
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
The Power of a Scary Movie by Selkit-Guardian reviews
SasuNaru. What happens when Naruto goes over to Sasuke's house and watches a scary movie? Somewhat fluffy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Really? That happens? by Dukeofnachos reviews
The K.N.D have some questions, and I wrote some drabbles to answer them. each drabble is 100 words, and you can count them if you want. Also, I don't own Knd. R&R
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/9/2009
Kyle in Chains by DanniDinmont reviews
Kyle has a problem, and it seems that there's only one solution to it. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 185,687 - Reviews: 1126 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Sweet Kisses by Emo Fox reviews
Purple is certainly not jealous of Red's favorite candy. He most certainly isn't. RaPr Fluff.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Red, Purple - Complete
A girl who makes me laugh by HolyCamel reviews
An incident with Shikamaru and Ino leaves everyone speachless. Shikamaru then goes and confronts Ino about it. Shika/Ino Oneshot WARNING: *FLUFF* Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Want by Mysticpast reviews
One of Gir's phases.....or is it?
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Zim, Gir - Complete
Before Sasuke Cheats by majorfangirl reviews
An anti-Sasuke songfic. Oneshot. AU. SasuSaku, SasuIno, SasuTen, SasuTema, SasuKarin, SasuOC. He was the kind of person who couldn't be content with what he had.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Not Your Average Training Session by StaYgolden3262 reviews
Shikamaru and Ino spar and all hell breaks loose. Tensions that have been building culminate in front of poor Chouji, who is probably scarred... for life. T for safety, silly ShikaxIno Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
I shouldn't love you by I love Michael Jackson reviews
There you have it. ZAGA.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Zim, Gir - Complete
Secrets by Gir obsesser reviews
My life... heh... my life.... I can't begin to tell you.... I share a life... illegally... with my mate. RAPR, all Invader Zim to Jhonen Vasquez. Purple's POV. Rated M due to a small suggestion at end... but I'm told it isn't really that bad....
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Purple, Red - Complete
Vlad's a Pimp by BananaSpice reviews
Okay one of my horrible crack crossovers. This story contains the characters.. Danny Fenton, Vlad Masters, Dib, Mr. Dwiky, and Chase Young. Please enjoy XD
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Vlad M., Chase - Complete
Spin the bottle of DOOM! by RulerofFire reviews
Based on a question or demand from my other story 'Questions for the cast', we all are forced to play spin the bottle. Watch for a lot of chaos, Fire, and random moments! No Flames. I will update whenever I get the chance.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,558 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Zim
Two Can Keep a Secret by BananaSpice reviews
An odd way to look at ZADR in the form of a poem.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Zim, Dib - Complete
The Nonsensical Happenings of Naruto! by AuraDippy reviews
In a world where your favorite Naruto characters look like complete imbeciles, two people dare to point out those mistakes, and laugh-alot. From the combined forces of AuraKunoichiSan and Narutodippy, we bring you the cast of Naruto in all their stupidity
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Lee R., Neji H.
30 Ways to Piss Off Orochimaru by sexikat729 reviews
You don't like don't read. Something stupid I came up with in ten minutes. I don't own Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Orochimaru - Complete
Zim Springer 2 Red and Pur! by otherrealmwriter reviews
Red and Purple in RAPR style are on Jerry Springer and Purple is revealing a shocking secret! Oneshot. Sequilish to Jerry Springer Invader Zim Style
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Red, Purple - Complete
The Oddest Birthday II: The Sequel by The Handsome Blue Beast reviews
The following story contains plane flights, tropical islands, multiple chase sequences, slapstick comedy, and more or less what you remember from the first one.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,799 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
The Oddest Birthday by The Handsome Blue Beast reviews
It's Naruto's birthday, and boy does Hinata have a surprise for him. Just an odd fic I made in my spare time. Hinata is ooc, but it's on purpose. One sided naruXhina Chapter 17 is up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,929 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
If you were Gay by Tapangwa reviews
A story of complete nonsense involving the Tallest and a singalong
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Purple, Red - Complete
Good Horrible by Koneko Cain reviews
Red and Purple one shot Tallest fluff, with added traumatizing of... everyone. Who needs plot!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Red, Purple - Complete
I'm sorry, Purple by Feimi reviews
Red thinks about Purple after his counterpart's assassination... RAPR
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2004 - Red, Purple - Complete
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Movie Night With a Side of Creek reviews
Just a little one-shot I wrote in Study Hall today. Creek! Though that's kind of obvious, seeing as it's in the title...
South Park - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2012 - [Craig T., Tweek T.] - Complete
The Damned reviews
UPDATE 10/11/16: It was pretty freaking cool that an actual episode called The Damned came out. Of course this fic and the actual episode had nothing to do with each other. But in other news, this story is clearly, and sadly, DISCONTINUED.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - [Damien, Pip P.] [Henrietta, Kyle B.] - Complete
The weirdest Mario day ever reviews
Mario and Luigi have to go rescue Princess Peach... AGAIN. This time, however... It's different. sequal coming up soon
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Mario, Luigi - Complete