-insert extravagant wave here-
Hullo FF-ers. While we ignore my horrible use of fan-fiction’s short form, shall we learn a bit about me.

Well, I’m Nat. Which is short for something that I won’t tell you, because it is just.that.horrible. Yess’r.

Informative, was it not?

Pet peeves
(And no, the following has nothing to do with a particularly annoying poltergeist that manages to fit gum in a key hole. I mean, what the heck?)

-People who think they can write like Shakespeare (just because you can throw in a ‘How did thee know’ and ‘Thou is a big idiot’ doesn’t make it Shakespearian)
-Customer service that makes you pay (I mean, why pay for a moron with a talk-into headset to ask you five times if you’ve restarted your computer?)
-Me (honestly, have you ever met anyone less impressive? Don’t answer that)

Pairings I like

-Alicia/George (The perfect couple)
-Angelina/Fred (Ditto)
-Katie/Lee (I’m particularly fond of them fighting in the beginning, and dating in the end0
-James/Lily Love/Hate(What is this ‘overused’ you speak of?)
-Remus (Yeah. This isn’t a pairing. I just like Remus)

The thing that I’ve just realized
Commas are fun.
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