Hey there! So you've somehow managed to stumble across my profile, huh? Guess that means I should tell you a bit about myself. Well, here goes.

Name: Jessica.

Nicknames: Jessi, Jay Jay, and Trouble.

Age: Older then 13 and younger then 25.

Birthday: March 18th.

Looks: Uh, average? Brown hair, hazel eyes. There's really nothing special about me. :P

Tattoos/Piercings: I have my lip pierced and a tattoo on my right forearm that says "Trouble."

Favorite Movies: Alice In Wonderland, Harry Potter, The Lion King, Burlesque, all Jackass movies, Crossroads, Lemonade Mouth, Let Me In, and many many more.

Favorite TV shows: Trueblood, Glee, Jersey Shore, Dog the Bounty Hunter, Criminal Minds, WWE Raw, WWE Smackdown, The Nine Lives Of Chloe King, and The Real World.

Favorite Music: Evanescence, Linkin Park, Ke$ha, Lady Gaga, Escape The Fate, Bring Me The Horizon, Rhianna, Beyonce, Blood On The Dance Floor, She Daisy, Carrie Underwood, Cher, Miranda Lambert, Britney Spears, Breaking Benjamin, and a lot more that I can't think of right now.

Random: My favorite color is purple. I'm really short. I'm obsessed with candy. I feel naked if I don't have my nails painted. I hate tomatoes. I can sit on the computer for hours. I smoke. I'm going to be an aunt. :)

Below are the fandoms I read and who I ship in them.

Harry Potter: Draco/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, Neville/Ginny, Neville/Luna, Harry/Hermione, Remus/Tonks.

Naruto: Sasuke/Sakura, Sakura/Gaara, Sakura/Kiba, Sakura/Shikamaru, Sakura/Naruto, Sakura/Sai, Sakura/Akatsuki, Hinata/Sasuke, Hinata/Naruto, Hinata/Akatsuki, Ten Ten/Neji, Ten Ten/Lee, Ino/Shikamaru, Ino/Sai, Ino/Naruto.

Glee: Puckleberry, Samchel, Brittana, Pezberry, Fuinn, Berryford, Cherry, Pucktana.

Trueblood: Sookie/Eric, Pam/Eric, Jessica/Jason.

InuYasha: Kagome/Sesshomaru, Kagome/InuYasha, Sango/Miroku, Shippo/Rin.

Fruits Basket: Tohru/Yuki, Tohru/Kyo, Kagura/Kyo.

Stories.

- Take me as I am. [DISCONTINUED.]

Status is: working on third chapter.

Type: Naruto AU. Highschool fic.

Full Summary: It's time for Sakura Haruno's senior year! She and her four best friends attend Konoha High and expect to live it up. There's just one minor problem; Sound High was burned down over the summer, meaning all of the people that went there are being forced to go to Konoha High. Explore Sakura's senior year with her as she deals with drama, boys, parties, fangirls, cops, and randomness. Be there with her through the laughter, the tears, and the insanity. So buckle your seat belts ladies and gentlemen...this is going to be one wild ride.

Pairings: Sakura/Sasuke, Ino/Kiba, Hinata/Naruto, Karin/Suigetsu, Ten Ten/Neji.

WARNING: This story is going to include a LOT of texting, note passing, and facebook. There will also be plenty of cussing and some mature content. Please read at your own risk.

Quizzes and stuff!

THE NARUTO SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1) Who is your favorite character(s)?

Sakura Haruno, Kiba Inuzuka, Hinata Hyuuga, and the Akatsuki.

2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)?

Sakura/Akatsuki, Sakura/Sasuke, Sakura/Shikamaru, Sakura/Kiba, and Sakura/Gaara.

3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?

I'm not a big yaoi fan, though I'm definitely not against it! I just don't read much of it lol. And hentai? Meh, possibly. :P

4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters?

Nope!

5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise.

Ah, not much, sadly. Mostly just things I can store on my computer. xD

6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?

Ah, Kiba! :D

7) NaruHina or KibaHina?

I like both, but I prefer NaruHina. :)

8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

SasuSaku definitely. I prefer Naruto and Sasuke to have a brotherly relationship. But, like I said, that's just my opinion.

9) Which team is your favorite?

Ah, Team 7!

10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)

Nope. Not one little bit. I find it kind of silly, actually.

11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father theory?

Well duh. I thought he was from the very beginning!

12) Your favorite Akatsuki member?

Irachi, Hidan, Pein, Konan, Kisame, and then Tobi. :3

13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

I used to be Pro-Sasuke, but now I'm king of going towards Anti-Sasuke. Unless he goes back to Konoha, marries Sakura, and has millions of adorable babies, I doubt I'll ever really like him again.

14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

NO! Dx I need to fix that.

15) Have you read all the chapters so far?

No, I don't read much Manga.

16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

I think it's a good possibility. xD

17) Sub or dub?

Meh, either I suppose.

18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

Pro-Sakura baby! HELL YEAH! :D

19) Tobi= Annoying or funny?

Both!

20) Do you even know who Tobi is?

Tobi is Tobi. :)

21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd?

He scares me. SO. FREAKIN'. MUCH.

22) Which character would be the best cross dresser?

Heh, Neji. xP

23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome?

Weird is awesome.

24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how?

I think Sasuke is hilarious OOC. Sakura too!

25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions?

...No. Not at all... -_-

26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions?

Mmhmm.

27) Do you like lemons?

Hell yeah I do! Nothing like good, fresh squeezed lemona- Oh. Not that kind? Well then yes, I sometimes enjoy them if they're well written. xP

28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

Nope!

29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series?

That would be a negative.

30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes?

Read above answer, please.

31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto?

No. D:

32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it?

I wish, I suck at drawing though.

33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this?

Nopeeeeeeee.

34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades?

YES.

35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

Nope. xP

36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

Oh my gosh. YES PLEASE!

37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

Eh? That's a theory? WTF?

38) Do you draw Naruto fan art?

I can't draw. :(

39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal?

I don't think so.

40) Do you have a Naruto OC?

Nope, not yet.

41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

Ah, a bit. xD

42) Do you look like a Naruto character? If so who?

I wish! But no, unfortunately.

Pein/Pain - Nagato
] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.
[X]-I have a piercing/s.
] - My natural hair colour is red, ginger or auburn.
] -My eyes aregrey/gray.
[X] -My closest friend is a girl.
[X] - I'm a very secretive person.
[X] - I like it when it rains.

[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 4]

Konan
[X] - Most of my friends are guys.
] - Origami RULES!
] - I know how to make atleast over 5 different origami objects.
[X]- I love flowers!
] - Your closest friend is a guy.
[X]- I don't like having my photo taken.
]- I don't like water. Swimming etc.

[Konan Score: 3]

Itachi Uchiha
[x] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot.
]- Many people find me attractive.
] - I'm quiet and very mature for my age.
[X] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.
[X] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.
] - I'm the top of my class. Intelligence.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is black.

[Itachi Uchiha Score: 3 ]

Kisame Hoshigaki
[X] - Sharks are AWESOME!
[X] - I like gore :3
[X] - I dislike my own appearance. I'm ugly!:(
[X] - Underwater in the ocean is abeautiful scenery.
[X] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person.
] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender.
] - I like water sports.

[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 5]

Sasori
[X] - I look young for my age.
] - Puppets are fascinating...
[X] - I'm very impatient.
] - I hate that bitch, Sakura Haruno.
[X] - My Grandma annoys me.
[X] - I'm the smallest of my friends.
[X] - Loud noises/people annoy me.

[Sasori Score: 5 ]

Deidara
]- I'm an artist.
[X] - I like and appreciate art.
] - My natural hair colour is blonde/dirty blonde.
[X] - I have blue eyes.
]- I'm the youngest in my group of friends.
]- I hate Tobi.

[X]- I have a friend who hangs around and annoys me.

[Deidara Score: 3]

Kakuzu
] - I'm a saver, not a spender.
[X] - My eyes are either green or hazel.
] - I have had stitches.
]- I hate Hidan.
[X] - Younger people tend to tick me off.
] - I am the oldest in my group of friends.
[X] - My skin is dark or tanned.

[Kakuzu Score: 4 ]

Hidan
[X] - I have a cussing/swearing problem.
] - I hate Kakuzu.
[X] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.
] - I am religious.
[X] - I am very strong-willed.
[X]- I have cut myself on purpose before.
[X] - I'm very prone to accidents.

[Hidan Score: 5 ]

Zetsu
] - I have a split personality. Two sides.
[X] - Nature is AWESOME!
[X] - I'm usually alone.
[X] - I don't mind the company of others.
[ ] - I don't have many friends.
[X] - Tobi is not that bad.
] - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!

[Zetsu Score: 4 ]

Tobi
] - I'm always hyperactive.
[X] - I have a particular person who I like to pester.
] - People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.
] - I LOVE the colour orange.
] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic.
[X] - TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! :D

[Tobi Score: 2]

Orochimaru
] - I'm attracted to younger people.
] - I have a very pale skin colour.
[X] - Snakes are AWESOME!
[X] - I love/like Sasuke Uchiha.
[X] - Micheal Jackson is AWESOME!
] - I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals.
[X] - People think I'm twisted or insane.

[Orochimaru Score: 4]