Plot Bunny Stewhide bio
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter. "Sorry, I didn't mean to bite you. It just sort of happened." --best quote of all time from "Christmasy Goodness" by Xixie I don't really have much to say. I enjoy HP, I enjoy slash, I'm addicted to fanfiction, I adore my friends. I love horrendously mainstream emo punk pop that my friends despise. In my free time, I participate in bassooning, striking up yelling matches with random people, and driving my teachers insane. Life is good. Anyhow, due to what is expected of me in the fanfictioning community, I shall proceed to list the pairings I ship: HPDM SFDT OWPW SBRL All of the above equal extreme less than three. Ron/Hermione is canon, so it goes without saying. Duh. Wow. That was short. Ah well, I'm not really in the mood to blabber eternally about myself, so you'll just have to make up some exciting amazing personality for me. Darn. So yeah. I try to write a reasonable amount but I'm also terribly lazy. Read my story (yes, singular) and I'll adore you forever! Scads of love, ~PBS |
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Not by LilPurplFlwr reviews
Naruto has a friend. No, not even a friend. Roommate to be exact. And if they were actually friends, Naruto would have something to tell him. [College AU] -Yaoi, slash: Sasuke/Naruto-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,833 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 919 - Updated: 4/23/2016 - Published: 8/5/2006 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
Habitual Infatuation by Quinn Anderson reviews
Dedicated to Sorachan. Sasuke finds out more than he ever cared to know about Naruto and decides to play a dangerous game of seduction. Kakashi will, of course, have his say before the end. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,016 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Welcome to Yaoi High by eftee reviews
Discontinued. There is a revised version out called "Namikaze."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 122,673 - Reviews: 2061 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 1,361 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Letters by Aerlyn-Angel-of-Death reviews
Sasuke finds some letters addressed to himself when he's in Naruto's apartment and decides that since he is away on a mission it won't do any harm to read them. They are addressed to him, after all. Shonenai, *BEING REWRITTEN!*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,315 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
It's a Nanny's Job by Tandakku reviews
When Sasuke's wife divorces him, and leaves him their children, it's up to him to get a nanny. But nobody is right for the job. Except for this blonde, who refuses to leave his property until he gets the job. What's Sasuke to do?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,007 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Naruto by FastForward reviews
Everyone knows where Naruto’s from. Everyone knows his world. What if Naruto’s world—wasn’t exactly what we thought it was? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,525 - Reviews: 2803 - Favs: 3,017 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Battle of the Semes by xXCabbageXx reviews
When the top model Sasuke has to work with the awarded "most delectable uke", he falls and he falls hard. But what about all the other semes after the blond? AU SasuNaru Adopted by Echo Uchiha
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,125 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Call Me Mr Potter! by pokari reviews
Harry is a mediwizard especially for children and he is now working as a nanny for Draco’s twins.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 86,688 - Reviews: 1567 - Favs: 1,873 - Follows: 1,706 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Voulez Vous Coucher Avec Moi? by chocolateee reviews
When Naruto accidentally signs himself and Kiba up for AP French, he certainly didn't realize what he was getting into. And with a certain Uchiha right on his tail, with very...open feelings for the blonde, it will be quite a year to remember. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,436 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Life in the Uchiha Dynasty by yaoi415 reviews
AU Fantasy SasuNaru. Servant Naruto and Prince Sasuke. The feud between the Uzumakis and the Uchihas has been going on for hundreds of years. For generations, the Uchihas have enslaved the Uzumakis as punishment for their ancestor's "betrayal."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,874 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sylvan by Earthborne reviews
Running from the government, Naruto stows away on the airship Sylvan. He meets the crew with separate stories of their own and the enigmatic Sasuke, searching for 'Kyuubi' But Naruto holds the biggest secret of all, and the hunters are closing in fast SxN
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,496 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
All The Broken Pieces by Princess Tyler Briefs reviews
KakaIruKaka, eventually. Tsunade bets Asuma that Kakashi can teach Iruka to be a jonin in two months, and both men have their lives suddenly thrown into chaos. Amoung the challenges, love begins to work it's way into the hearts of the the two nin, and in
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 74,210 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Night World: Immortal Affliction by dragon agility reviews
Sasuke, a lonely vampire who lives only for revenge, sees humans as prey to be used for his own twisted desires. Naruto, a lonely human with past experiences he'd rather forget, lives a normal, quiet life. That's all about to change... [SasuNaru] [Ita?]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,289 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
THE PLAYWITCH FIASCO by FuzzyCat reviews
Percy and Oliver slash. Percy is dateless,horny and living with his ex. Not a good combination. Then he gets hold of a certain magazine and sees a whole new side to Oliver Wood. Then fate steps in. PART 10 IS UP ! ENJOY !
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,742 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/21/2007 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Oliver W., Percy W.
Discontinued by BlondieSoNotPretty reviews
Discontinued
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,798 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Shadowing Crime by SilverRose88 reviews
For Uzumaki Naruto, being a crime reporter and shadowing a cop on cases for 6 weeks is a piece of cake, right? Not when the cop happens to be the cold, yet undeniably gorgeous, Uchiha Sasuke. SasuNaru. Yaoi. Lime in Chapter 9. HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 95,292 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006
In a State of Denial by xxanglophilexx reviews
Remus Lupin and Sirius Black are not gay. They are completely, totally, one hundred percent straight. They just happen to shag each other on a regular basis. That doesn’t make them gay, though. They are straight. Really. RLSB slash. ONESHOT. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Teach Me by Hiki-chan reviews
[Oneshot: SasuNaruSasu] So, getting stuck with teaching Sakura and the dobe to swim huh? Not so easy if Sakura is always trying to cling on to you with fake tears while I’m trying to keep my hands off the dobe. [Warning: Light lime!]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 73 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Remembrance by kasiastania reviews
With the death of two people comes the end of the war. While the world is celebrating, one person just wants to remember. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,208 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Molesting You by seximonki reviews
Sum: Now that Sasuke has Naruto, he wants all the world to know just who exactly the blonde belongs to. Sequal to Possessing You which is the sequal to Watching You. Lime warning. Sakura bashing. Lots of Sakura bashing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,482 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Draco and Harry: Escorts by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Part Three in the Escort Service Trilogy. Part One was cute, Part Two was slashy steaming hot, and Part Three should be a nice combination of the two. Friends can be such a problem. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,146 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Draco's Escort Service by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco Malfoy's job is to escort travelers through territory made perilous after the war. Harry Potter is forced to hire him, but his destination isn't quite what Draco had in mind. Fluffy slash romance. This has nothing to do with Vegas style escorts!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,809 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 3/12/2007 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Condensed Milk by YaoiObsession reviews
[SasuNaru] Sasuke admits to himself that he has feelings for a certain someone after having an erotic dream and needs a plan to get him to love him back. What's this? Naruto lying on the bed half naked...the opening he's been looking for! XD XD XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,601 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Half a Thousand by Quillslinger reviews
The distance between Suna and Konoha is roughly half a thousand miles. Of course, for someone like Shikamaru, distance is relative. Shikamaru/Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Plein Air For Two by Eloise Lovelace reviews
Percy just wants to do his job, not another guy... at least until the portraits of Messrs. Padfoot and Moony take over his office. Sequel to Trompe L'Oeil for Two. Slash: Percy and Oliver, also Remus and Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,192 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Percy W., Oliver W. - Complete
Fallen by fadeinonme reviews
Fights in the loft get more heated as one relationship deteriorates and another develops. It's easier to build the fire than it is to put it out. And after you've burned all that's left to do is to freeze. Eventually MarkRoger, my first slash.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 33,370 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/11/2006 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
Christmasy Goodness by Xixie reviews
Newly Updated! The twins invited Oliver to the Burrow for Christmas, but he's more interested in a certain bookish Weasley. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,526 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/9/2006 - Published: 12/7/2002 - Percy W., Oliver W.
Simple Mistake, Logical Conclusion by FuzzyCat reviews
Percy and Oliver slash. A simple mistake brings an unlikely, yet logical revelation to others at the school. Enjoy !
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Complete
Unfortunate Love by silver-etoile reviews
Harry can be a bit forgetful at times. Draco doesn't mind... most of the time. HD slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Denial, Acceptance and Fairytales by Averil reviews
Crack!Fic. Draco has denial issues, then he doesn't, and then fairytales become involved. Draco Malfoy got such a hard life. HD.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Right Choice by jazelock reviews
Roger gets a chance to change...well...everything. Written for speedrent. Almost AU. Marger
RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
The Noble and Most Ancient House of Weasley by punned reviews
If the Sorting Hat even had a head, it would have a headache. A headache spanning several decades.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Complete
No, Collins Wasn't Streaking Again by live2tivo reviews
Just another MR fic w. Plotting!Maureen and a secretly dating Mark and Roger. Written for SpeedRENT 147. Please review. It's my 16th birthday. Reviews are gifts! I'll send thank you notes!
RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
O Kidney, Where Art Thou? by A-Hard-Days-Night reviews
After Percy refuses to snog him, Oliver attempts to steal Percy's kidney. Fluffy, [PercyOliver] Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Percy W., Oliver W. - Complete
Giving Roger His Happy Ending by live2tivo reviews
preRENT. April has a strange dream and decides to give Roger and Mark a chance at a happy ending. Written for speedrent 142. First posted story. Be kind, review.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Roger D., Mark C. - Complete
Addiction by TruMagick reviews
Kouya is addicted to the sensations that only Yamato can make her experience. She thought the Zeroes were devoid of feeling, but she realizes that she has been feeling more than she dared to realize. They were Flawed models. But too in love to care. R&R
Loveless - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Complete
Everyone But Him by Gilded Muse reviews
Everyone thinks they have Mark and Roger all figured out. The way they act, everyone has figured out who loves who.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Roger D., Mark C. - Complete
The Hardest Thing by ThyLaSlain reviews
[SasuNaru] In the end, it's hard to speak. It's hard to leave.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Finding the Sun by ThyLaSlain reviews
All it was, all it is, a duty served to the family. An obligation and a burden. But it had to be done. And it was. Still, Neji knew. Nothing would change. Yet nothing was the same. NejiHina. Rating for later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,331 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 4/15/2005 - Hinata H., Neji H.
The Blind Date by Merelyn25 reviews
Fred and George set Percy up with...guess who. PO Slash. Still not OoTP compatible. FINALLY UPDATED! Complete- Last Chapter!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,796 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/21/2004 - Published: 4/23/2003 - Percy W., Oliver W. - Complete
The Prince by Hana J reviews
Sasuke is a prince. Naruto is a prince(ss) that is conned into marrying Sasuke in order to prevent a war. No one is happy, least of all Sasuke. Yaoi. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 156 - Published: 8/21/2004
Of Broomclosets and Stereotypes reviews
Hordes of fans? A selflocking broomcloset? Hatred so strong the victims resort to intercourse? Can anyone spell STEREOTYPE? Partial parody. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete