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Welcome dear fellow fanfickers, to the kingdom of two psychotic teenagers.

We combined our twisted minds to create a few stories that appeal to others like us.

Now to tell you a bit about us, we are two girls whose age we will not reveal for fear of persecution. We like a lot of things and hate even more. We are dangerously obsessed with fanfiction mostly harry potter though we also like other things. Our names shall also stay secret not for fear of any kind but mostly just because it's fun...he he he...but you kinda have to distinguish between us so...you shall call us pinky and brain...he he...i'm brain and my evil clone is pinky...cause apparently pinky's the smart one...humph.

Now let's get on with the show, the first story we ever wrote on fanfic was a disaster..we were drunk, well half way at least and we just wanted to write a sex filled, ridiculously stupid and impossible story..needless to say it got deleted the next day...

But, we did not give up. After a lot of consideration, we came up with our next story. It is ridiculously dramatic...and if anyone takes it seriously...i think we'll laugh til we cry. So if anyone needs to laugh their asses off, just come and read cause you found the perfect place.

My favourite pairing is Draco/Harry...They are so adorable! insert fangirl squeal And yes we are true fangirls in the flesh...we crave yaoi or slash or whatever you want to call it and we form imaginary couples by pairing guys in our class...So if you are against boy on boy love, run...fast...

I'm also a big fan of naruto fanfiction...oh the adorableness of Gaanaru or sasunaru or the sexyness of itanaru...blush

Now our dear pinky or Ignis, or blahbloo for close friends, is more of a snape venerator...yes she adores him and the very ground he walks on...

We're BAAAAAAAACK!!

So, last week we had a french test on a book by Maupassant that neither of us really liked. Anyways, Ignis didn't completely read the book (neither did I) so she didn't know any answers of the test. Now, while I was busy trying to fill the pages with something...anything, she amused herself with something else. This is the result of an hour of nothing-ness:

-I lost myself under your plate

I thought I had been late

As it turns out it was my fate

Never to learn to skate

When I lost myself under your plate

I found my will to hate

I hated my sorry state

Trying to find a crate

As I wandered under your plate

I found a likely mate

To be eaten at a later date

Or to be used as bait

When I found my way out from your plate

I had to wait and wait and wait

In a room that was ornate

And guarded by a gate

Then your plate when in the dishwasher

-xXx-There you go! Further proof of her insanity!-xXx-

Ventus

Oh! by the way,

Ignis' stories are:

-The principle of Inertia :

-Café named desire

-Rain

-Microwavable Sev

-Iris

-Ashes to Ashes

Ventus' stories are:

-Salvation comes only when we fall

-Sunburn

-Crystalline sorrows

-Pain

Together we wrote:

-Mother wants your blood

Upcoming stories are:

-United in defeat (Together):

Harry Potter, no pairings, general, one-shot.

-Yet untitled (Together):

Naruto, GaaNaru, angst, one-shot.

Enjoy the products of our insanity!

READ THIS AND REPOST IT

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong.

Quote of the Moment:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that
hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has
legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed
at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites,
and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun
marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay
couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to
marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs
more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight
parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like
ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country.
That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model
at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents
to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could
never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to
cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Copy this to your profile if you believe in legalizing gay marriage!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile

95 percent of teens worry about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't copy this into your profile.

If you enjoy laughing at the pain or misfortune of others copy this into your profile.

If you have ever randomly walked up to someone off of the street that you didnt know and said something idiotic to them copy this into your profile.

If you are the compleat opposite of normal, copy this into your profile.

When Life gives you Lemons make Apple Juice and then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

Heaven didn't want me and Hell thought I would take over!

If you think that those stupid kids should just let the Trix rabbit have some god-damn Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love doing those copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a pole copy and paste this into your profile.

He he, I love these things and they annoy the hell out of everyone...

The Idiot's Guide to Flaming

I stole this from Dagget's profile...

Here it is ladies and gentlemen. I am going to personally hand out some tips on how to properly flame.

1) Please have a point. I can't stress this enough people. If you think something sucks, there has to be a reason. If you have no point then there's no point in reading your review.

2) Post some literary venture of your own before you attempt a flame. Think of it as your resume. We need to see some credentials damn it! You can't just walk in off the street! How do we know if you're qualified to be making this judgment? We can't let people go around writing these things all willy-nilly. (If nothing else, it's bad form not give us something we can flame you back for.)

3) Check your spelling and grammar. There's nothing worse then making a bunch of grammatical errors right in the middle of telling someone else what's wrong with their writing. You lose all credibility. Yeah... You hear that?... They're laughing at you!

4) Do it with style. You've heard the saying, I'm sure. 'If a thing is worth doing it's worth doing well.' If you're actually going to take the time to cut someone down, the least you could do is get their attention. A simple 'duh... it sucks George' is not gonna cut it. Seriously. If you intend to be mean, then at least try to come off like the villain, and not like one of his nameless henchmen. (think scathing)

5) Read summary warnings. Trust me. You don't want to go ripping on people for content that you were clearly warned about. That honestly only makes you look like an idiot. Wait, what's that?... Oh, they're laughing at you again!

6) Throw in some amusing word play. When you step into the arena baby, you want to show off your skills. A truly good flame entertains the crowd. That way people don't just plain hate you outright. You want them to almost look forward to more of your acerbic wit.

There they are. Please feel free to rip them off and post them where ever the hell you like. It's a real problem and we need to get people educated on the issue.
Thank you for taking the time to review the facts.

I'd like to finish with a moment of silence for all the poor, lame little flames out there who never really had a chance...

This is the link to the Narnia livejournal for those who wish to see the 10 song challenge:

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

. . . Furbies

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.