Howling-Moon-Wolf
 Hey, I'm Howling-Moon-Wolf. Welcome to my Profile, you stalker. A Few Things You May Need to Know About Me: Pen Name: Howling-Moon-Wolf. It's Howling-Moon-Pup at deviantART, here's the link: Nickname: Wolfy. B-Day: March 12, 1997; the month of madness. That might explain a little bit about me! Gender: I'M A GIRL! Nationality: Caucasion or white or whatever the heck it is. Eye Color: Brown. Hair Color: Light brown, though it looks this pretty gold color in the light. Favorite Animal: The Wolf. DUH! Favorite Colors: Darker Blues, Red, and Dark Purple Favorite Flower: Roses. *Insert Embarrassed Blush Here* Yeah, yeah, I know, it's cliche'. I Know How To Play An Instrument: The Flute. I am known in my band class as Flute Skywalker! How People Describe My Personality: Punk, Rebel, Energetic, Fiery, Mischievous, Stubborn, Funny, Headstrong, and, Brave (Not in the good way '-_-) Random Fact: I have electric blue streaks in my hair Got a problem with me? Solve it Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL, So why bother? Every insult you make is only hurting yourself. Post-It's! If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate girly-girls or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile. If you think that it's not fair that the guys in mangas and animes are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile! 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hate obnoxious, snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile. 92 percent of the English teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy and paste this in your profile if you are the 8 percent who would be laughing their asses off at the others. If you've gotten completely zoned out of a conversation that you don't even remember what you were talking about copy and paste this in your profile. If you ever got zoned out for more than five minutes copy and paste this in your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you like these copy and paste thingies then paste this on your profile. If you like writing paste this onto your profile. If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like to chew on ice cubes, copy this to your profile. If there are times when you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you're a night person, copy this to your profile. If you prefer cold and snow over heat and sun, paste this to your profile. If you prefer cold and snow over heat and sun, paste this to your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think the world should always recycle copy this on your profile. If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile. If you listen to and talk back to the voices in your head and find nothing wrong with it because you know they're there, put this in your profile. If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this into your profile. If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this into your profile. If you think Writer's block sucks, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you like to make "Please copy and Paste into your profile" thingies, paste this onto your profile. If you go around and look for "copy and paste" it's, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. Quotes From All Over The Place Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday. Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them. Surely you can't be serious!? I am serious... and don't call me Shirely. There are very few problems that can not be solved using a large amount of explosives. It’s all fun and games until someone gets a fork in the eye - THEN IT'S EVEN FUNNIER! There comes a time in every person's life where they want to do nothing more than to throw their hands up in the air, screw honesty, and yell, "Pirate!" Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas. Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." When in doubt, push random buttons! Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter. You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft! There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train. There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves. They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people... Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking. You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it. He who laughs last thinks slowest. An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work. They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss. There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police. Sarcasm is one more service we offer. Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck. I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs. Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to. Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. Anything thrown hard enough should hurt. Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?" Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water! All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege. Do not disturb, I'm disturbed enough already. The trouble with life, is there's no background music. A clean house is a sign of a broken computer! Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. When life gives you lemons, say "What else have you got?" and you just might get something else. The more you love someone, the more you want them dead. I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it. I am worse than evil... I am the author! There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the hell is happening. Uh...define 'normal' for me again. Copy this into your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. "Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!" Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking. Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. I lay at my bed last night, counting the stars, and I thought to myself: Where the fuck did my ceiling go?! Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING? People are boring, they are only amusing if you push them down a flight of stairs. When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it. I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours. Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work. That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast. Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men! Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run--he hates that. Come to the dark side. We have cookies. In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place. I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly. In the play Hamlet, Hamlet says to be or not to be that is the question. What I wanna know is... what is the answer? The word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures." Light travels faster than sound. That is why...some people seem bright until you hear them speak. An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!" Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done. Scientists are complaining that the new Dinosaur movie shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't evolve for another million years. They're afraid the movie will give kids a mistaken impression. What about the fact that the dinosaurs are singing and dancing? If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. Committing Suicide is like saying to God, "You can't fire me, I quit!" Random Facts The most money ever paid for a cow at an auction was 1.3 million. Your hair keeps growing for a few months after you die. Monday is the most-used day that people commit suicide. In the average life-time, people will have walked the equivalent of 5 times around the equator. The little plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets. It is impossible to lick your elbow. 75 of people who read that tried to lick their elbow, and you are now smiling because that's exactly what you did. Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots. Each day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury The United States has never lost a where they used mules. On average, there are about 178 sesame seeds on a McDonalds BigMac bun. The word "lethologica" describes the state when you can't remember the word you want to use. Some weird dogs laws are that in Ohio, the police are allowed to bite their police-dogs to get them quiet. A dime has exactly 118 ridges around it's edge. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! NAMES! 1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (First three letters of your first name plus 'izzle') Meiizzle 2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (Favorite color and favorite animal) Teal Wolf 3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name) Thair Wolf 4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom's maiden name) Knamepet 5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your second favorite color and your favorite drink) Purple Tea 6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (Second letter of your first name, third letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, second letter of your mom's maiden name, third letter of your dad's middle name, first letter of a siblings name, and the last letter of your mom's middle name, WHEW) Easelce 7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (Your mom's middle name and your dad's middle name, in either order) Malerie Lawrance 8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (Black and then the name of one of your pets) Black Rikki 9. YOUR HIPPIE NAME: (Type your name with your elbow) Meikjna You know you live in 2000's when: 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. 6.) You just tried to defend yourself against the computer by saying something like 'The TV doesnt have buttons anymore!' 7.) You just realised that you were defending yourself against an innanimate object 8.) Your parents can't even survive school anymore. (it is a fact that many 5th graders know geography more than their parents) 9.) You've gotten in trouble at school for sending in a report ful of cht spk typose, nd smily faces 10.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling. 11.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends. 12.) And you were too busy to notice number 5 is missing. 13.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5. 14.) And now you're laughing at your stupidity. 15.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did. YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. (A lot meaning all the time...) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) Funny Packaging Morons! On a Myer hairdryer: On a bag of Chips: On a bar of Palmolive soap: On some frozen dinners: On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a K-Mart iron: On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: On Nytol Sleep Aid: On most brands of Christmas lights: On a Japanese food processor: On packet of Nobbys' Peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for On a Swedish chainsaw: On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions: On artificial bacon: 37 Things to do in an Elevator 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" Friends FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Return your stuff right away. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter. Life Math What Makes 100? What does it mean to give MORE than 100? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100. How about achieving 103? What makes up 100 in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: Is represented as: Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K And K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E Will take you far. But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T are better! AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top. |
