I am 16 right now and will be for months to come. one of my favorite sayings that i came up with is, "March to the beat of your OWN FREAKIN' drumline." cause im a band geek... as you will notice. I am also a D&D and WoW freak...i do not myself play Wow, but it is still awesome.

This is a peice of information my band director gave our drumline today. first i should inform you tha he is a percussion major(means he plays drums for a living when he isnt doing band director stuff.) he told our drumline today that when a percussionist is no longer good enough to play in a band, that they(whoever they are) takes one of your sticks away. he was only holding his baton, which is one stick, not two. now connect what was just said about not being good enough to play in a band.

I am a huge anime freak...as I'm called at my high school. Some of the morons in my school do not appreciate fine works of art such as anime. Even though my high school has 2500 kids in it, there are only maybe 100 give or take people who appreciate anime for what it is, A gift from God.

I got an account here because i have read beautiful works such as The Academy by Art is a bang4979, Chosing One's Path by Hisoka316, and many more. I love writing. I mainly write poetry and some minor stories. Currently I am working on The Kidnapped Lover, obviously, and a story not yet titled that is more of a Harry Potter fan fic story, but i won't publish that one until i finish it.

If you like the theme songs from any and every anime series, then check out Keiichi.net they take requests from anyone. It is all japanese music, but if you have a favorite theme song, like for instance you like GO! from Naruto, you can request it. and your request will be sent to the DJ and he/she will play it within 160 minutes. i know that is a long time, but there are alot of anime fans out there and it takes some time.

I love watching shows and movies that deal with demonic entities and spirits, violent or friendly. I just love the Paranormal It is very intriguing to watch because nobody really knows what is real and what is not. Nobody, even paraphycologist and scientists, can really explain what happens and what is going to happen in a haunting. It is truly an amazing subject in my opinion.

I also love watching cosplay. here in my little redneck county, we do not have our own cosplay group, so i watch a lot of cosplay on youtube. In my own little insignificant opinion about cosplay, i think that girls should not play guy characters unless it is a character such as Deidara with long hair that most guys can't pull off. If your hair is as long as Deidara's, i don't think a roll of Itachi should be on your "to do" list. That's just my opinion. Any guy that has the balls to dress like Haku is awesome. but seriously i know in some anime series such as Naruto, there are more guy parts than girl parts and I'm not being sexiest because I am a girl, it is hard to do cosplay with out playing a guy's part, but those that play the guy parts, pick a part that you can actually make look like you are a guy. i know quite a few girls that can pull off Itachi and Cain, but that's because they've had the haircuts and hours of make-up in order to look like the male characters they cosplay.

I am sorry for ranting on about that. I really am. I just had to let it go.

Story update list:

A Kidnapped Lover will be updated once a week on a good week.

Serenity will be updated within the month... i have it written, i've just got to much to do to type it. so whenever i find the time within the next month.

Chat Room is my new story that i am working on. I should have chapter 3 up within the next four weeks..i'm having writer's block at the moment

If you are a Kingdom Hearts fan, check out these videos on youtube:

http/www.youtube.com/watch?v=TahLg-KMrm4

http/www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7VjzQggBhE

http/www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGz3ZFS_UIM&feature=related

Favorite movies: Rent, any Monty Python movie, Harry Potter1-5, Pirates of the Caribbean, Corpse Bride, Nightmare Before Christmas, any of Tim Burton's work actually, The South Park Movie, Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday The 13th, DRUMLINE(cause its the only band oriented movie that does not make the band look like a bunch of sexually active teenagers. you don't need to be in band to be like that...yes I am a band geek... sorry didn't mean to rant), ummmmmm We Are Marshall, and Cloverfield.

Favorite artists: AFI, 30 Seconds To Mars, The Used, Hinder, Queen, Three Days Grace, 3 Doors Down, Linkin Park, My Chemical Romance, Panic! At The Disco,

Favorite shows...in no particular order: Naruto, spongebob, Danny Phantom, Degrassi, Ghost Hunters, Noein, Toko, Ergo Proxy, Uranium, Fairly Odd Parents, A Haunting, Deathnote,Fruits Basket, Modern Marvels, Monster Quest, anything on the History Channel, anything on Scifi.

TOP 10 ANIME SERIES:

1) Deathnote

2)Naruto

3)Fruits Basket

4)Bleach

5)Full Metal Alchemist

6)Hellsing

7)Godchild

8)DNAngel

9)Inuyasha

10)Basilisk

FAVORITE CHARACTERS:

Itachi from Naruto

L from Deathnote

Gaara from Naruto

Ayame from Fruits Basket

Cain from Godchild

Koga from Inuyasha

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If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!(What do you mean not to put this in?NNNOOOOOOO! We will be figured out! What do you mean we? I'm the one people think is insane.)

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Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring out of pictures, dancing to the tune of your own drummer, and having a heck of a better good time than other people. If you're unique, copy and paste this in your profile.

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Try to read this:

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(Short story)

Ah, tha's better

Now to get something to eat!

What do I feel like?

(Opens the fridge)

Ah! Just what I need!

(Grabs the food)

(Opens mouth)

Aaaahhhh...

(BEEP BEEP BEEP)

WHAT THE FUC-!!

KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!

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University of Washington chemistry mid-term

- submitted by sting_au2000

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, which is why we have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Is Hell exothermic (gives of heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law, (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some varient.
One student however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving.
I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to hell.
With birth and death rates as they are we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume of Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase untill all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop untill Hell freezes over.
So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms.Banyan during my freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you" and we take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then #2 cannot be true.
Thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze.

The student recieved the only "A" given.

The finance committee refuses to provide funds for
the purchase of a chandelier because none of the
Members knows how to play one.

People ask (when they learn that Jesus fed the 5000)
whether the two fish were bass or catfish, and what
Bait was used to catch 'em.

When the pastor says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help
take up the offering," five guys and two women stand up.

Opening day of deer season is recognized as an
official church holiday.

A member of the church requests to be buried in his
4-wheel-drive truck because "It ain't never been in a
hole it couldn't get out of."

The choir is known as the "OK Chorale."
Boone's Farm "Tickle Pink" is the favorite wine for communion.

In a congregation of 500 members, there are only
seven last names in the church directory.

Baptism is referred to as "branding"

There is a special fundraiser for a new church septic tank

Finding and returning lost sheep isn't just a parable.

High notes on the organ set the dogs on the floor to howling.

People think "rapture" is what you get when you lift
something too heavy.

The baptismal fount is a #2 galvanized washtub..

The choir robes were donated by and embroidered with
the logo from Billy Bob's Barbecue.

The collection plates are really hubcaps from a '56 Chevy.

TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A CHRISTIAN

10- You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of your god.

9- You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from lesser life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt

8- You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Trinity god

7- Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" -- including women, children, and trees!

6- You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.

5- You are willing to spend your life looking for little loop-holes in the scientifically established age of the Earth (4.55 billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by pre-historic tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that the Earth is a couple of generations old.

4- You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects -- will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet you consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving".

3- While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to prove Christianity.

2- You define 0.01 as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99 FAILURE was simply the will of God.

1- You actually know a lot less than many Atheists and Agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history -- but still call yourself a Christian

Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed, "The Gate of Heaven." Below that was a small cardboard sign which read, "Please use other entrance."

Satan's Sister

One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, the townspeople were in church, listening to the organ play. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.

Soon everyone was evacuated from the Church, except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?" The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?"

"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.

Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried,

"Why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 48 years!"

"Missionaries are perfect nuisances and
leave every place worse than they found it."
- Charles Dickens

Top 21 Good Things About Hell

21. None of that annoying check-in procedure like with St. Peter.

20. Due to recent health code changes, vats of boiling brimstone now use low-fat canola oil.

19. Your "Do you smell something burning?" slays 'em, year after year.

18. Plenty of legal help available for filing "wrongful death" lawsuit.

17. Newly passed law: Three strikes and you're back in LA.

16. Satan's confused attempts to torture masochists can be highly entertaining.

15. No need to pack the parka over Bob Dole's election chances.

14. Well, sure, it's hot, but it's a dry heat.

13. Free prostate checks and PAP smears administered daily!

12. The surprisingly entertaining "Hitler and Kathie Lee Show."

11. Every Thursday is Karaoke Night, hosted by Dean Martin and Sammy Davis, Jr.

10. Prizes awarded for best crank phone calls to God.

9. Everywhere you look, there's a smoking section!

8. Big step up from Bakersfield.

7. Your little "blue flame" trick now produces spectacular results.

6. Free Microsoft software for everyone (as per agreement made back in early 80's).

5. Now that you've followed her advice, you just might get that date with Cindy Crawford.

4. 52 smmmmmokin' channels of Jim Carrey!

3. Saturday night WWF tag-team bout between Genghis Khan, Vlad the Impaler, and Hitler.

2. Everyone gets a length of pipe and a daily crack at Nancy Kerrigan's knee.

1. Fortune to be made on "Welcome, O.J." t-shirts.

How Many Christians Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?

Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.

Methodists: Undetermined - Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass.

Nazarene: 6 - One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.

Lutherans: None - Lutherans don't believe in change.

Amish: What’s a light bulb?

Charismatic: Only 1 - Hands are already in the air.

Pentecostal: 10 - One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.

Presbyterians: None - Lights will go on and off at predestined times.

Roman Catholic: None - Candles only. (Of guaranteed origin of course.)

Baptists: At least 15 - One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken.

Episcopalians: 3 - One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks, and one to talk about how much better the old one was.

Mormons: 5 - One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.

Ten Ways To Piss Off A Pagan

1.Ask them if they are Satan worshippers.
2.Be considerate, rearrange their altar so it will look neat.
3.Blow out their altar candle if it is still day light. (No need to waste a good candle!)
4.Pick up their gems for a closer look.
5.Sharpen their dull black-handled knife.
6.Witness to them about the "true religion".
7.Untie the knots in their cord.
8.Take hold of their jewelry for a closer look.
9.Play card games with their Tarot cards.
10.Ask them again if they are Satan worshippers.

(I myself am Wiccan, which is a branch of Paganism, so please never ask me these questions.)
i will inform you and you should always remember this All Wiccans are Pagan, but not all Pagans are Wiccan. Wicca and Paganism is NOT in any way related o Satanism. We don't believe in Satan, therefore, how can we worship something that does not exist to our religion. he may exist in your rreligion, but not mine, so please dont confuse the two.