Hello, sup. I'm mysterious, so you can just call me Merrete. Screw real names. Anyway, I am an artist mainly, but I do write sometimes. Mostly original stuff, but occasionally I'll write a fanfic for fun. I'm not too fond of writing with characters that aren't mine, so I don't write fanfics too often, but when I do I'll post them. Just because.

I'm a huge fan of Sherlock, so most of my stories will be relating to such. I do have other interests though, such as anime, Merlin, Doctor Who, Torchwood, The Big Bang Theory, and stuff like that. I'm very indecisive and don't have good opinions, so I usually just have others tell me what to watch, but I usually like whatever they give me, so I'm fine with that. But still. I'm a nerd with a fez and a deer stalker.

I don't do chapter fics often because I am an incredibly slow writer. I usually need a lot of inspiration. So if I start a fic and never finish it, I apologize in advance.

I like to talk a lot. But mostly to people online. I have a fear of people, so I never get out much in real life, but it's much easier online, even though I'm a bit awkward at first. After a while of talking I stop worrying and become me again. Which is scary. The real me is a bit off, but whatever. I'm still the coolest person you know.

If you couldn't tell from that last sentence, I am also very sarcastic. Just throwing that out there...

I do like smut a lot, though I don't write it often. I try, but I usually get scared and scrap it. Or keep it to laugh at it later. But I may upload some.. One day. I think I've read enough to have a general idea of how it goes..

ANYWAY. I better be off. Gotta go tell my toaster not to get too frisky with the blender. It'll never turn out well. It never does. I know from experience..