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Hello, you may address me as Arcane. My life would make a terribly repetitive story and thus I shall spare you the lackluster details. Unfortunately, my features are similarly lackluster (unlike AccomodatorOmega whose previously tri-colored hair was sure to stand out despite her height). If you are one of those individuals with a need to visualize a person while reading their biography, then imagine a humanoid blob. That should suffice.

I shall soon begin posting a Harry Potter fanfic. I am terribly excited about the little gossamer webs of plot that decided to appear in my head. The first chapter will hopefully be done by the end of May (give me a break I have I.B. and A.P. tests). I'd like to appologize in advance for being a bit wordy...ok REALLY wordy in the first bit of the first chapter.