Hey its us! We're new here at fanfic so don't be too harsh with our stories!! We will be talking to each other on this so Tayler will write like this and Camille will be this.

We love Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse!

Have fun reading our stories!

Lotsa Luv,

Tayler and Camille

Just letting you know, Camille wrote "The Engagement" all by herself... so if you're mad Bella chose Jake, blame her!

Here are some links to see Bella's updated wedding stuff in "I Will Love You For Now and Forever"

Tiffany Earings
Tiffany Necklace
The new borrowed shoes

And here are the dresses that I thought would fit. Esme and Renee's are different colors because they're not bridesmaids. (BTW the dresses for the bridesmaids are all supposed to be in Lapis and the mothers dresses are in Truffle)

Rosalie's Gown
Alice's Gown
Angela's Gown
Esme's Gown
Renee's Gown
Bella's Gown

Thank you SO much to hollysprig1 for the idea for a power! She won the contest and her prize is... an INVISIBLE CAR! Once again, thank you!

I thought these were hilarious, so I put them here!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.

4. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

5. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

6. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

7. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

8. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

9. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

10. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

11. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

12. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

13. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

14.My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together