Ah, so it is time the author dishes out all her horrendous secrets, eh? What actually happened at band camp (nothing, I played the trumpet (kidding! I played the clarinet (kidding again!))) I really just wanted to use a bracket inside a bracket inside... another bracket. Where were we? Oh yes, I will tell you everything... just not where I've buried the bodies. I'm sorry, but it's part of an ongoing investigation, and frankly if the RCMP find out then I'll have to move again and change my name. You know how hard it is to attain an alias anywhere? I thought not. Take my word for it, it's HARD.

So my name is static sound and I live in Can more static Oh, am I breaking up? Curse you faulty keyboard connection! Roar roar roar! I'm... well... I'm an aspiring writer who hasn't worked on her own book in a while. I require instant gratification and constant appraisal, gawddamnit!

I hoped you enjoyed reading my profile, and perhaps, you came away with something special. Right? Am I right? Well, no you can't take that, that would be stealing. Wait, where are you going? Give it back! HEY! NO!

Rats, and I can't call the police either. You've won this time, sneaky reader, but I will find you!

Fanfiction stories:

The Unsung (WoW)

Only You (DA:O/Cullen&F.Amell)

Bad habits (That may become a fanfiction by moi): Mass Effect, Dragon Age: Origins, Halo, Star Wars, the Old Republic