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 Author has written 1 story for Twilight. Hey you crazy people! Actually..I'm probably the craziest one here *snickers* I'm 16 and completely obsessed with Muse. It's an addiction and I am loving it! Seriously, get off here and go look up one of their songs. I prefer Bliss but either way...You. Will. Be. AMAZED! I have done a story, as you see below, but I'm not that much into writing stories since I'm never happy with what I write and I get really paranoid with everything I do and I literally turn into a psycho...so...its probably not a good idea for me... But, I do Beta-ing so if you need a Beta PLEASE PICK ME!! I'm in the hardcore grammar police department...and aspiring (on a serious note) to become a book editor Honestly, I actually have a bit of a dislike for Twilight...Hey! Put that tomato down...I'm not done explaining...geezzz It's just that Meyer's plot and traits of vampires are a bit...unrealistic...I mean really? SPARKLY VAMPIRES??!! Might as well make a shark cry at the end of The Notebook... BUT the characters that Meyer created are so universally brilliant (damn you Meyer and your sexy males) that writers on the Twilight thread are able to literally take Twilight's plot and stomp on it with a better, more realistic plot that's so freakishly awesome. I'm with you writers...We Will Succeed! But just my opinion about the book series...I guess I still have to actually thank Meyer then, right? *shrugs* Anywhoooo, drop me a PM if you want me to beta yo stories...and remember, the above is an opinion so don't throw tomatoes at me, I'm allergic to them...I'm not actually but just think if I was *gasp* |
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The Night She Wore Black by maniacalmuse reviews
Edward and Bella are a happily married couple with a great love life, but they both crave something darker. When Bella pushes them over the edge into an intense new lifestyle, will they embrace their new roles? Or will they be torn apart? AU/AH/OOC/BDSM
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 96,027 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Bella, Edward
Kidnapped by madcowre reviews
Bella and Edward have grown up hating each other, much to the frustration of their parents. But when they are thrown together in a traumatic event, can they put aside their differences to survive and maybe even fall in love. E/B AU AH Lemons,Lang,Dark Th
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 5821 - Favs: 6,870 - Follows: 2,347 - Updated: 9/11/2018 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Slowest Burn by TypoKween reviews
"I don't even realize that the air has gotten hazy. Or that it smells like skunk, or that amidst the clouds of smoke, leaning against the wall is Edward Cullen." - AH, E/B, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 351,459 - Reviews: 7578 - Favs: 7,032 - Follows: 7,826 - Updated: 11/30/2017 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Bella, Edward
Deviant by planetblue reviews
He pissed me off and then he turned me on. Spectacularly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 94,477 - Reviews: 10770 - Favs: 6,794 - Follows: 4,502 - Updated: 7/27/2017 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Going for the Gold by bethaboo reviews
Edward Cullen, an Olympic swimming star, goes to Beijing with winning gold medals on his mind, but is distracted by the beautiful but clumsy reporter he meets on his way. All Human AU, co-written by tameleine.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 92,644 - Reviews: 2618 - Favs: 5,013 - Follows: 1,882 - Updated: 7/31/2016 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Classic Story by ummmm26 reviews
COMPLETE! Bella's a college English professor. Edward's a doctor. They have awesome friends and when they meet, life just gets a whole lot better...eventually!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 42,367 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/24/2015 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Whatever It Takes by xashamaley reviews
They both knew what they were doing was wrong and they were both cheating, But they were falling in love. But when Bella falls pregnant...together Bella and Edward's secret relationship is over and out and the open. How will they deal? ExB.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,161 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 7/4/2015 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Frostbitten by Arialene reviews
{Complete} What if Jack hasn't been completely alone in the 300 or so years since the Moon granted him his powers? 11 years after Jack receives his Guardianship, he finds himself telling Jamie about the true tale of the Snow Queen, and of their love story that has been lost to time and much more fantastical legends. Romance, angst, adventure Image from: StronGyu(tumblr)
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,044 - Reviews: 1433 - Favs: 3,617 - Follows: 1,490 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 12/13/2013 - [Jack Frost, Elsa] Jamie - Complete
Wicked Games by theTwentyNineth reviews
Her hands were on his neck as she kissed him fervently, indulging him and going with whatever he wanted from her when he brought them into her throne room. There was a storm brewing outside the castle and she didn't care. Rated for sexy-times content.
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,781 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 125 - Published: 1/20/2014 - [Jack Frost, Elsa] - Complete
Frostbitten Mornings by theTwentyNineth reviews
What are Jack's and Elsa's mornings-after like? Rated for safety and based on headcanon.
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 142 - Published: 12/7/2013 - [Jack Frost, Elsa] - Complete
Dear Maggie by Jenny0719 reviews
A heart leads Bella back home to Forks... and to the brother of the woman who donated it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 228,170 - Reviews: 5531 - Favs: 4,426 - Follows: 3,171 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Channel Five by planetblue reviews
A private plane. A velvet voice. A seduction miles above ground. My entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,288 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 1,778 - Follows: 977 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Edward, Bella
If Bella Would Have Told by LifeLessWords reviews
What if Bella would have told Alice about the phone call? Would James still get her or would they kill him first? Read inside to find out! It is rated T because I'm not sure how future chapters will turn out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,422 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Underground Fight for Love by WeeKittyAndTAT reviews
When seventeen-year-old Bella is kidnapped while out with Alice Cullen—she taken as a prize to be awarded the winner of an underground fighting tournament. Will Alice's adopted brother be the unlikely hero to save the day? All Human/Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 137 - Words: 20,186 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Complete
UP MY ALLEY by ThreeHotPotatoes reviews
What girl could resist a good-looking guy with his own custom-drilled bowling ball? A crackfic, hot potato E/B first date rated M just in case they decide to do naughty things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 10,911 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lucky Masen by MusicAddict5 reviews
Its the 200 Butterfly and the favorite for the Olympic race is Mike Phelps, but what happens if Edward Masen happens to blow him out of the water? Bella has a strong dislike where Masen is concerned, but when Phelps believes Bella should make him feel better, Masen might show a few redeeming qualities. A/H Lemon Warning! This is a B/E one shot. Enjoy! :)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,005 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Embrace by Rochelle Allison reviews
Edward and Bella are neighbors, but they really can't stand one another. Snark and hi-jinks. Borderline crack-fic; if you don't have a (silly) sense of humor, move along. Once a WitFit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,347 - Reviews: 2779 - Favs: 1,478 - Follows: 1,046 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Purple Banana Hammock by TheFicChick reviews
Like most women, I always found Speedos to be equal parts hilarious and horrifying. That all changed the day I saw Edward Cullen wearing one.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 52,150 - Reviews: 1187 - Favs: 3,163 - Follows: 1,125 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear Miss Swan by bethviolet reviews
Dear Miss Swan, It has come to my attention that the semi-nude photographs you emailed me were not accidental. If this be the case please report to my office, 11am, sans clothes. If not, then please feel free to ignore this email. Sincerely Edward Cullen. ON TEMP HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 79 - Words: 35,741 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Bella, Edward
Saving Hearts by elli.zz reviews
Bella is a troubled girl, running from a shattered home in Phoenix. She arrives in Forks, with no where to live and nobody to turn to in desperation she goes to a house party and meets an boy who saves her from the broken world. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 46 - Words: 106,763 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Consumed by fire by sae83 reviews
After being recruited into the Seattle Fire department, Bella goes out to celebrate. She sleeps with a gorgeous stranger but unbeknown to her he is her new colleague. Watch the sparks fly between them. All Human, rated M for mature themes and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 90,590 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Bella, Edward
Choices by kitkat681 reviews
After years of being best friends, Jasper and Edward push Bella to make a choice that will change their lives forever. Smut, smut, smut with a bit of angst thrown in for flavor. Everything in here but slash. Bella/Edward/Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,036 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Complete
Crazy Cullen Chronicles by twilightnite reviews
The Cullens can be strange, but just how strange? Series of strange, stupid, random, and mainly funny stories, all coming out of the thing that's known as Kate's brain. Chapter 48: Sunday with the Pack. /Holy Moley, Kate updated! I thought she died!/
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 56,717 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 7/1/2007
And Then There's You by StewLuv reviews
A misunderstanding makes the Cullens plan a cruel prank on unpopular Isabella Swan for vengeance. But as Edward takes on the challenge of seducing Bella he quickly discovers her dark world at home. Edward must now save the girl he was supposed to break.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 220,456 - Reviews: 3329 - Favs: 5,655 - Follows: 2,231 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Players by SuddenlySandi reviews
Edward is playing a girl for a chance to get a great apartment. He doesn't realize she is playing him, too. Will they learn it is best to be honest? All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 45,520 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 53 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Golden Boy by stella luna sky reviews
The first time I saw him, he was the defeated quarterback of my school's rival team. I'm still not sure why I talked to him, but I know it's the smartest thing I've ever done. One shot, AU/AH, M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,272 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 2,418 - Follows: 1,530 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Role of a Lifetime by letzigprincess reviews
Fighting for a divorce, Edward struggles to care for his two year old daughter. Enter Bella Swan, college student and new neighbor. Will Edward fall back into the arms of his ex or into the heart of his daughter's babysitter? AH Lots of drama & daddyward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 75 - Words: 312,739 - Reviews: 2249 - Favs: 1,866 - Follows: 1,136 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A River Between by WildRedPoppies reviews
Privileged English heiress Isabella Swan suddenly loses everything, including her family's prized book collection. When son of rival family Edward Cullen acquires the collection and offers her a job, she is in no position to refuse. A tentative friendship based on their mutual love for books grows complicated as they enter into an arrangement—she wants the books back; he wants her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,173 - Reviews: 2148 - Favs: 1,974 - Follows: 2,582 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011
Sex Machine by SoapyMayhem reviews
O/S - In the year 2029, bio-mechanical engineer, Bella Swan, has created the perfect machine for Whitlock Robotics. Masen can be anyone or anything you desire... but who does Bella want her Masen to be? B/E M for Lemons/Language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,623 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 276 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Bella - Complete
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4610 - Favs: 8,329 - Follows: 4,505 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Private Lesson by JETTS98 reviews
Bella is a student at Forks High School with a hot Math teacher.same old story,she likes him,he likes her,can't be together.But what happens when they actually do take the risk and go for it?Nothing can go well,or will it?AH,a little OOC.limes,not lemons
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 182,321 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dark Angel by mezy reviews
Edward is hunting in Port Angeles when he finds Bella lost and in desperate need of rescue, in more ways than one. Bella soon discovers that Edward also needs to be rescued.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 80,791 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bullet of Love by 42SantaBaby42 reviews
Bella now finds herself surrounded by men, Volturi men. After taking a shot to the heart while trying to save the cocky, irresistible Edward Volturi, she is forced to stay in the Volturi Castle. Bella has a secret, and the Vamps of Volterra want in on it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 64,931 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Blind Intentions by AMomWhoWrites reviews
When Edward & Bella's son, Nathan, goes missing it turns their lives upside down. This is the journey they take to find him, & in the process realize everything isn't what it seems. E/B Eventually NO CHEATING!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 168,277 - Reviews: 4077 - Favs: 2,126 - Follows: 1,392 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Never: Original OS by SqueakyZorro reviews
Bella and Edward have an immediate spark - and convince themselves it's anger. What happens when they get a new perspective on each other during a game of I Never? Original oneshot entry for The Cherry Exchange contest, NOW EXPANDED-see link on profile.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,350 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Through the Flames by SparklingTwilight reviews
One fateful night, 29y/o Edward must make the decision that haunts every firefighter's worst nightmares. In choosing between his life and that of another, life altering repercussions arise. Rated M. Contains graphic descriptions of fire. HF Warning.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 199,995 - Reviews: 7726 - Favs: 4,568 - Follows: 2,229 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Complete
ACTION! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Funny Takes...making fun of the Twilight MOVIE! HILARIOUS! Seriously....read if you want to laugh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,151 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009
The Bigger They Are by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
Confirmed bachelor and career soldier, Edward Cullen was perfectly happy with his life. Until a young punk busted his windshield. Suddenly, he finds himself drawn to a beautiful widow with a LOT of baggage- four rambunctious sons. AH/AU - COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 304,177 - Reviews: 9863 - Favs: 6,111 - Follows: 2,905 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 6997 - Favs: 10,716 - Follows: 3,299 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Never say never by jemster23 reviews
Entry for The Cherry Exchange 2010 contest.For as long as she can remember, Bella has secretly been in love with her best friend,Edward. Convinced that he would never return her feelings, she kept quiet, but as the saying goes, you can never say never.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,421 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Noticed by Liz4 reviews
"A week long conference with a co-worker who hates me? FML." E/B Lemony Goodness on the way. AU/All Human. Canon Couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,040 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Twilight Chronicles by Jammeke reviews
Things the character would say—if I had anything to say about it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,736 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14509 - Favs: 16,750 - Follows: 8,703 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fearless by mygoldeneyedangel reviews
After being adopted by Carlisle, Edward moves to Forks. There, he meets Bella and she is determined to fight his hidden monsters. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,828 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
50 First Dates by ValGal95 reviews
Imagine having to make the love of your life fall in love with you every single day. What if she forgot who you were as soon as she woke up? This is a love story that proves true love really has no bounds. B&E.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 207,178 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Parachutes by reincarnatedcrazybutterfly reviews
Bella is an angel of death but she hasn't always been. She used to be someone's guardian angel – that is until, that someone turned immortal 108 years ago. A match made in heaven? Or will Death conquer all?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 137,248 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Mistress and Her Master by NanMcCullen reviews
Rated MA for graphic lemons. DefinitelySpoilt D/s Birthday Contest submission - now extended. Master Edward pays a visit to an old sub. How is Bella handling life as a Domme? Is she cut out for it? Or will fate step in to reunite these two? All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,995 - Reviews: 1345 - Favs: 1,950 - Follows: 2,133 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
Safe With You by sheviking reviews
One-shot birthday present for my beta, Melanie. Bella takes a nanny job for the summer with a rich family. When she meets Edward, the incredibly hot gardener, she is sure that he will break her heart if she isn't careful. Lemons and the usual stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,335 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 1,113 - Follows: 264 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All Work and No Play by herinfiniteeyes reviews
Bella is a senior in high school who works hard for her future. Mr. Cullen is the assistant principal willing to do anything to help her succeed. How can this possibly work? Follow Bella as she learns and matures. AH, AU, lemons. MA content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,214 - Reviews: 1651 - Favs: 1,690 - Follows: 1,673 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Rhapsody in B by Lillybellis reviews
When a rising musician falls in love with his small-town childhood friend, can their yearly New Year's Eve tradition bring them together once he rockets to stardom and leaves her behind?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,888 - Reviews: 2967 - Favs: 3,607 - Follows: 1,664 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pinesol and Rubber Gloves by ericastwilight reviews
A one-shot for ejsantry and kyla713. Edward has a problem when he takes a trip down aisle fourteen. Can anyone help him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 74 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sold, Sight Unseen by quothme reviews
The odds of him dialing her phone number are 3,720 to 1. Yet he does. Their chance conversation leads to something more. Something silly, then serious and a little scary. But in a good way. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,191 - Reviews: 1626 - Favs: 3,466 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus by socact reviews
Bella is a single mom, home in Forks for Christmas, when she meets Santa in a mall. Her son wants something very special this year. Bella just wants Santa. One-shot for breath-of-twilight's Christmas countdown. AH, Rated M for the usual.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,190 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 127 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Lion and the Lamb: PART TWO! by Nesrine reviews
Edward and Bella continue the journey after a steamy night in Bella's truck. LEMONY FRESH! M/F, Edward/Bella, Adult Content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,120 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 3/4/2008
Passing By by DeltaSwan90 reviews
It was written law in Revolutionary France, "Should a man be convicted of a crime and sentenced to hang, he may be saved by a virtuous maiden who agrees to marry him." E/B, AU, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,235 - Reviews: 2263 - Favs: 3,742 - Follows: 1,421 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Grandparent's Wish by muckfarmedrose reviews
Bella and Edward are two teen who face an arranged marriage after their grandfathers die. Read to see what happens next *all human*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,030 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
I'll Kill You Tomorrow, My Queen by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
My usual prey are the strong. I like to tear them apart, bring them down to the same level as everyone else. But I wanted something different for once. I wanted to kill someone weak. I chose Bella Swan. Too bad I misjudged her strength. AH. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,957 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 200 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Little Red and the Big Bad Wolf by herinfiniteeyes reviews
Written for Breath-of-Twilight's Halloween Collaboration. Bella meets a mysterious man in the forest. Will she ever see him again? BxE LEMON. Rated M for mature.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,063 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 103 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Edward, Bella
A Cullen Moment by Wolf Babies reviews
This is a collection of completely random moments in time during the everlasting lives of the Cullen family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 102 - Words: 84,587 - Reviews: 1803 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Third Wife, Joshua U. - Complete
Painful Destiny by Josette Vigee-Lebrun reviews
Edward loves Bella, but he must do the most horrid thing ever. AU OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
In Another Life by the-glory-days reviews
When Edward Cullen is killed in a car accident, it’s Bella Swan who finds herself helping his ghost find out why he died. All-Human, AU, A Twilight Retelling.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,222 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Heart Has Found Its Home by Morine123 reviews
Three months after Edward leaves Bella is still a zombie. She has not yet developed a friendship with Jacob. But one day she finds a human Edward at her door. Another Edward turning human story, but it's different. Things still can never be easy for love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 78,298 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Virginity Pact Continues! by herinfiniteeyes reviews
The multi-chapter continuation of my O/S "The Virginity Pact." The girls of Whitlock are in for a surprise when the boys of Masen decide to help them out with a little problem. Inspired LOOSELY by American Pie. AH/AU/OOC M for sexually explicit stuff
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 45,524 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Beautiful Disaster by janerro reviews
Bella meets a handsome stranger with a shady past. With his secret revealed, life seems perfect. Some secrets still remain undiscovered, though. Bella and Edward soon find themselves in grave danger. Can this Fallen Prince rescue the kidnapped Princess?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,212 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When It All Falls Down by becauseshelovesme reviews
After Edward left,the Volturi came to visit the Cullens at Aro's request. They are shocked to find them gone and Bella fully aware of thier world. What will happen once the Cullens find out Bella has been taken? Before Jacob. B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,630 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Edward, Bella
Of Curses and Cures by SiriuslyPadfoot'sGal reviews
AU: Edward is finally prepared to begin his medical career—a career ninety-years and four medical degrees in the making. He is, however, anything but prepared for the change that comes with his first patient... Bella Swan.FORMERLY TITLED BEST MEDICINE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 60,392 - Reviews: 1407 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Edward, Bella
More Than Just a Summer Romance by devinerose reviews
Bella goes on vacation for the summer where she meets her neighbors the Hales and their friend the Cullens, more importantly the Cullen's gorgeous son Edward. Sun beach summer romance, add in a little Mike, and you've got a a heckofa summer! E/B A/J Em/R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 146,706 - Reviews: 1652 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Complete
The Official Twilight SmutVent Calendar 2008 by BritishBitches reviews
25 days of smut! The best smut authors on FanFic have come together to create the ultimate advent calendar! Each day leading up to Christmas we will be posting a new chapter, each written by a guest author! Lot's of lemons! Enjoy! x Outtakes now posted!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 137,830 - Reviews: 1125 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
Only Hurts When I Breathe by Whisper Sweet Nothings reviews
Bella wakes up alone and panics, thinking Edward may have left her again. Edward will finally get to see with his own eyes how his leaving affected her. How will he react? What will they say to one another, and will he be able to comfort her? ExB Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Playing with Fire by Snickerjets reviews
Bella Swan is a plain simple girl. Edward Masen is a cruel, lonely vampire. He catches her scent and kidnapps her. She believes there is good in him, but can she change him before he decides to kill her? Or will it be to late for her? Dark Fic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,476 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Bella, Edward
Into Your Arms by WakeUpSunshine reviews
AU AH Bella is busy trying to support her and her sixteen year old son. She was never expecting her son's father to return to Forks after leaving before their child was born. Now she has to face him; tell him the lie she's held for so long.ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 102,300 - Reviews: 1498 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Lifetime by surfgirl1 reviews
A one-shot I came up with while I was bored, and I am warning you it is sad. Bella/Edward.It is a bit similar to Romeo and Juliet, only in a few places. Warning: Character Death.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19645 - Favs: 12,774 - Follows: 5,809 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Trusting the Enemy by Soccermustang reviews
Bella's whole life is filled with horror stories of men who have harmed her from the past. Trying to cure herself of the phobia she turns to Dr. Cullen for help. When she meets Edward she wants desperately to be able to trust a man again.FULLSUMMARYINSIDE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,607 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
Corrupting Bella by Phantom-writer3739 reviews
A series of one-shots depicting the rest of Bella and Edward's year long get away. Sequel to my one-shot discovered desires, dangerous desperation AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,920 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Summer Sessions by coldplaywhore reviews
After graduating high school Bella Swan spends the summer getting to know Edward Cullen, the brooding older brother of her best friend Alice. They both start to wonder how things will progress when they head to college together in the fall.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,689 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Last Kiss by BMC1984 reviews
Just a songfic about Edward and Bella. Slightly OOC But just a little what if Edward and Bella were in a car accident how would he cope covered in her blood, could he resist his instinct? Based on the song Last Kiss.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Wait for You by Liz4 reviews
The follow up to "Extracurricular Activities." B/E are happy, but what does everyone else think of their new relationship?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 88,605 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dying for Love by alpacacat0401 reviews
Bella has 6 months to live. She decides to break out of her shell and meets Edward, someone who lives for eternity. When he tries to discover her secret, he falls in love during the process. Why won't she become a vampire for him? ExB vampires included!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 58 - Words: 109,296 - Reviews: 1860 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward and Bella by Moonlight-Wolfe reviews
A Twilight version of Romeo and Juliet. The events that will take place because of two forbidden lovers will bring forth hurt, heartbreak, fights, and the true meaning of love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 38,864 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 1/8/2008
Unsinkable Love by Emma Hardy reviews
Written for the Steamy Movie Crossover contest. Edward and Bella parallel Jack and Rose from the timeless love story, Titanic. Lemon. READ, REVIEW, AND VOTE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,620 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Once Upon a December by bmw72792 reviews
Basically its a cross between Twilight and Anastasia more twilight though: It takes place during the W.W II in England. Bella/parents get seprated and she ends up in an orphanage with no memories from her past. Who will end up saving her? ExB ch.8 is up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,043 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 4/7/2008
What If You? by EverlyYours reviews
“I’ll never leave you. Even now.” She lifted her hand and placed it where my heart should be. "I don't have a heart, Bella." "Yes," She replied softly. "Now you have me." One-Shot Song-fic! Based in New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,549 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Complete
Crash and Burn by Torqueo Animadverto reviews
The brown haired girl continued to look down at the sidewalk as the masses of people walked by, hurrying to their jobs. Homes. Lives. Friends. Something she had before it all happened two years ago. The day he ran away from home. From his family. From her
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tie Her Down by xlovexlustx reviews
One Shot for the Dirty Talking Edward Contest held by Isabel0329, LeechLover85 and moon.witche. BxE, AU, AH, OOC. Bella wears a provacative outifit to school to get Edward's attention, what will his reaction be? M for very graphic sex scenes and swearing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,586 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 1,398 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Nobody Messes with My Woman by Alice W. Hale reviews
A guy hits on Alice and Jasper reacts. Kinda funny, I think...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Timing Is Everything by Morine123 reviews
A short one-shot about a sad conversation Bella and Edward have during Bella's pregnancy in Breaking Dawn. Rating just in case. Slight fluff, depending on how you look at it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Based On True Events by pandorasnotebook reviews
The Cullens go see the movie Twilight and the rest of the theater has be a captive audience to their constant need to narrate. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,580 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 68 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
Cloudy Night by Maggiepie34 reviews
What happens when Bella's need for Edward goes to far? My take on New Moon. SPOILERS! THE MORE YOU REVIEW THE FASTER THE CHAPTERS GO UP!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,148 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Complete
Come What May by twilightbystarlight reviews
Bella is deeply in love with Edward, a rich lawyer's son, but with the spanish influenza approaching, will the lovers get their happy ending? Takes place in 1918, and is all human except for Carlisle
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 59,539 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mistaken Vows by twi-ction reviews
AU, Post New Moon. Three years after their departure from Forks, Bella turns up as one of Carlisle's intensive care patients with no family to claim her when she recovers. Will Bella tell Edward the truth of her recent past, or try to spare him the pain?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,272 - Reviews: 1256 - Favs: 1,685 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Agent 007 by Samtastic Sami reviews
This is a story about sexy Edward Cullen the spy out to kill with his deadly good looks. Well, more like out to assassinate someone with his gun. But guess who the target is! Originally a one-shot, but now with an epilogue.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,603 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dear Edward, I love you by Miss Shakespeare reviews
Bella wrote letters to Edward in New Moon but never sent them, now he's found them. Just a one shot for now.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Complete
Scrubs by MyLivingAdonis reviews
Isabella Swan just got a job at Mercy hospital as a doctor. Smart and beautiful, she is ready to take the challenges life throws at her. What happens when she meets the gorgeous Edward Cullen? Both of them weren't looking for love... until now. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,994 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008
He Will Never Touch You Like This by Edward the Dark Angel reviews
WINNER of DTE Contest! Can gentleman Edward Cullen talk dirty and be romantic at the same time? Read and find out. A jealous, frustrated Edward finally lets loose and gives Bella everything she wants, and then some. There's a plot in there somewhere.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,530 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 234 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Canvas by onyxrush707 reviews
After Edward's been back for a few weeks, he sees Bella's scars and confronts her. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dream With Me by wishimight reviews
Edward is literally the man of Bella’s dreams. For the past 12 months, Bella has spent every single night dreaming of a man she's never met. But what happens when she's forced to wake up and face reality? Will Edward be there waiting for her? One shot. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 113 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Extracurricular Activities by Liz4 reviews
For Fallenfate's High School Challenge. E/B Lemony Goodness. AU/All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,941 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 62 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Kitchen by Jamillia reviews
Edward gets a bit carried away while Bella is busy cooking spaghetti. FIRE! Suggestive themes, slightly OOC, but REALLY GOOD! especially for any one who loves Bella and Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'm Too Sexy For My Shirt by Jamillia reviews
Emmett's just been shown youtube. What is about to happen?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 201 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
The Truth About Heaven by Mezzanottex3 reviews
I came down here to tell you... it rains in Heaven all day long. I want to find you so bad... and let you know I'm miserable up here without you. ::Edward/Bella:: ::oneshot::
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,792 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 100 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fun at the gym by Emily Mood reviews
The Cullens pull some fun pranks at the local gym.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,854 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Bella, Emmett
Please Don't Make Me Do This by TakeOut reviews
This is Edward’s point of view of the scene in the Forest where he tells Bella he’s leaving. The middle of chapter 3 ‘The End’ in New Moon, but in EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Luckiest Survivors In History by Mezzanottex3 reviews
..."So let's say my bad luck did crash the plane. What exactly were you going to do about it?"... Bella and Edward find themselves in a rather ironic situation. ::edward x bella oneshot::
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,321 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 78 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Weird and Wonderful Tales Of The Cullens! by HolliiiCruiser reviews
Random, funny, and sometimes sad situations between everyone's favorite family of vampires and Bella! I'll keep them coming, if you keep reading them! Ch. 35: Bella meets Bellatrix Lestrange from Harry Potter when she ends up in her refrigerator. RANDOM!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 30,460 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Complete
A Sorta Fairytale by linnybug reviews
Bella Swan is a 20-year-old au pair for a widower named Carlisle Cullen. On a summer trip to Ireland, she meets Carlisle's bad seed nephew, Edward. Rated M because, well, you know me...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,188 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Complete
My Brand of Heroin by blinding-rainbows reviews
AU/All Human. Bella has spent the past three months in rehab for her cocaine addiction. What happens when troubled Edward Cullen is committed to the same center? --EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 71,767 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Death Most Desired by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
Bella's cliff-dive killed her. And Edward's suicide trip to Italy was successful. The lover's reunite in a heaven-like dimensional plane, and get the closure they need. Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 79 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
It All Falls Down by LilyAlice reviews
Bella’s best friend Edward had always been there for her, he was there when she broke her leg and when she got her first A on a test, but when tragedy strikes Bella’s family can Edward keep her together? Can he show her the true meaning of love? All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,744 - Reviews: 1518 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
The Beautiful Love by crescent09 reviews
Edward and Bella were bethroted 18 years ago but were never infatuated due to their distance. When she moves right next door to him, the opposites begin to attract. How hard can it be to resist the beautiful, conceited but alluring Edward? All Human, AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,137 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008
Love in 1918 by LilyAlice reviews
Bella and Edward meet in 1918. How can their love survive when so many factors are trying to pull the apart. Can their love survive death? What if, true love can't conquer all? This is a story of loyalty, love, loss and lust
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 41,185 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
A New Fall of Rain by mgirl13 reviews
Also known as "A Little Fall of Rain." Re-entered for IsabellaMarieCullen3214's challenge. Oneshot. Songfic. Set in the middle of New Moon. Bella jumps off the cliff, only she lands on rocks instead of water and it's not Jacob who rescues her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
A Little Fall of Rain by mgirl13 reviews
Oneshot. Songfic. Bella jumps off the cliff, only she lands on rocks instead of water and it's not Jacob who rescues her. What does she say, rather sing, to the person who saved her with her last breath? Set in the middle of New Moon, of course. Read on!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Complete
Things You Should Never Do by Sadness-is-Beautiful reviews
50 things you should never, ever, ever do, as demonstrated by the good people...and vampires...and werewolves...of Forks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 8,852 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007
The Garage by leiahlaloa reviews
A short piece on the life and times of Edward and Bella. And that elusive garage of the Cullens....
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,976 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete
Washroom? by BloodyRose1918 reviews
What if Bella couldn't find her way out of the airport? end of TWILIGHT oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by sillybella reviews
Post New Moon Edward angst. Charlie arrives while Edward and Bella are watching a movie. Bella has fallen asleep in Edward's lap.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 167 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
A Midnight Walk reviews
Bella can't fall asleep so Edward and Bella go for a midnight walk where Edward delves on his relationship with Bella. A cute, fluffy one shot. Between Twilight and New Moon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete