This is a joint account between two crack writers. Preferably we are called CAKE PIRATES, and if that is too difficult for you to remember, We (Jork&Zygote) are regretful to tell you that you suck. Like, honestly. Cake Pirates. From the Fourth Dimension, as hopefully obvious from the account name. Geez.

cake pirates, eating pirate cake

And, by extension,
PI RATES
3.14rates

Aside from the general, smarmy-pretentious assholery, here's some interesting profiles. Yes. Get to know the brilliance who can slash Mr. Garrison and retain grammatical perfection (or something like that).

Jork (Jeff Scott Andonuts, aka oozorawesomeREIJI)
Age: That awful gap called adolescence, replete with generic angst and emo thoughts.
Gender: I'm so androgynous it's not even funny. Depends on how I feel. IT'S THE INTERNET GEEZ
Favourite music: Nerdcore and technopop, of course.
Stuff I Read (because I like to take on the guise of a maybe-intellectual): Charles Dickens, even though Pip Pirrip has terrible taste in women.
OTP: Well, for South Park, anyway. Cryde and Candy. Anything with Mr. Garrison is automatically brilliant.
Current obsession: Burnham. lolgtfo
Pen Companies I Like: BIC and Zebra. Papermate is inferior.
By the by, I am secretly a Power Ranger.

Zygote (Zaine Thomas Erbacam)
Age: A comfortable space in which I can nestle myself appropriately. Comfortable meaning painstakingly ridged, and nestle meaning cower in fear.
How I Waste My Time: Watching sitcoms from the late eighties. I take comfort in feeling nostalgic for things I was not alive for. Also, movies shot on Super 8. It's quite true that I'm the epitome of annoying indie teenagery, while subtracting the whole hipster thing that makes it cool.
Condiments That I Dislike (because these things are important): Mustard, Sauerkraut, and Onions.
Yay Theatre: Nightfall, Wicked, The Lion King, RENT.
Tim Burton Movies That I Dislike (it's a rarity. bask in the stereotype.): Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.
Books That My Eyes Like To Look At (because I also enjoy the shameless facade): Keri Smith, Stephen King, Michael Crichton, AJ Jacobs, Penn Jillette, Chuck Klosterman
Current obsession: NOTBURNHAMTHATMUCHBUTKINDOF

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