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Joined 03-23-10, id: 2299883, Profile Updated: 10-17-14
Author has written 3 stories for Teen Titans, and Naruto.

name; call me m}

age; that shall remain a mysteray

I am going to start posting updates and letting you know when to expect stuff from from me twitter, @consultingguard follow me to stay updated.

Hi I am from a small town not the brightest or preittiest but i am goodhearted. I love to wright and read

some of my favorite ships(:

raven&beast boy
Ginny&harry
hermione&ron
bee&cyborg
terrie&cyborg
blossom&brick
starfire&robin
cyborg&jinx
ash&misty
brock&sebriana
duddley&luna
nevvel&luna
sam&danny
naruto&hinata
choji&ino
shinaru&temiri
anke&ranma
ryog&kuno(the female one)
kuno(male)&ukyo
shampoo&mouse
old ghoul(shampoo's great-grandmother)&hapachi
sam&freddie
carly&gibby
pairings i can not stand:
ash/misty with any one but eachother
beastboy&terria
carly&freddie
sam&gibby

STUFF I RE-POSTED ON MY PROFILE

Naruto for Rokudaime Hokage! If you also want Naruto to succeed Tsunade as the next Hokage, then copy and paste this to your profile page, and add your name to the list! Help Naruto achieve his dream!: KinKitsune01, adngo714, MarlinMan, James the Fox, Dark_Magician_41, Smileyface-Kitsune, ncfan,monkeydietz

Girls Don't Realize These Things

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things

NEWS ABOUT STORY'S

clues: I ask working on the next chapter and at the moment have out about half way finished, it should be up by the end of next week.
unique: I updated! It now has six chapters and the adequacy is coming along nicely.
the little sister: I am sorry if it was counfusing and i was rushed it will turn into a two/three shot sorry for the counfusen

MY O.C'S CHARICTERS

Vicy: real name victoria.She loves the jappennese culture, smart, act likes raven,m but happier.
Monkey:a twin to naruto and the only one who rivials garra as a sand master.

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Love Hinata by TallMan0029 reviews
Naruto sees Hinata naked at the waterfall and thanks to an ancient Hyuuga tradition, the two now must become married. Can they find love, or will this forced marriage drive them even further apart? NarutoXHinata. Back from Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 108,007 - Reviews: 2301 - Favs: 2,158 - Follows: 2,209 - Updated: 9/24/2018 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Blood Sings by Fireun Feather reviews
For Namikaze Minato, Yondaime Hokage, the day started out like any other. But then Jiraiya walked into his office with a teen that could have been Minato's clone and that bore the name of his vanished lover. His day just got very, very interesting. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 134,599 - Reviews: 1577 - Favs: 5,169 - Follows: 5,521 - Updated: 1/19/2017 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N.
I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 233,232 - Reviews: 4153 - Favs: 7,449 - Follows: 5,970 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Way Too Early by PhineasFlynns reviews
its a really good story. phineasxisabella candacexjeremy ferbxyoandra perryxdallas I RE-WROTE CHAPTER 2! CHAPTER 3 IS UP!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,705 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Phineas, Isabella
Those Damn Brown Eyes by JjRavenclawFromDistrict11 reviews
Sam hasn't had it easy when it comes to love. She's been cheated on, lied to, and used. But maybe, just maybe, the one person who's been there all along... is the one she's been waiting for. Could a love with the nubbish Fredward Benson last? With these two stubborn people, you never really know. Sequel: "Those Damn Blue Eyes"
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 77,443 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - [Freddie B., Sam P.] - Complete
Can You Keep A Secret? by The Fallen Empress reviews
I, Mikan Sakura, has never told a secret in my whole life - well until an alarming situation triggers my mouth, causing me to spill every little dirt to a total stranger! Well, he WAS a stranger...before I actually found out he was my BOSS! OH, GREAT. MxN
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 96,648 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
My Angel by WorldisMine reviews
What happens when the Hizuris show up..? AND a raging fan too? What's Kyoko and Ren supposed to do? Thanks guys! 50k views and counting!
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,747 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Ren, Kyoko M. - Complete
Little Red Riding Hood by Chesty's Superbest Friend reviews
.:"What are you doing, chasing girls in a park at night?" "Why, I'm not chasing anyone. I'm making sure you aren't attacked. Didn't you hear the wolf?" He grinned big, flashing his teeth. Usui/Misaki fluff, Red Riding Hood style :P
Maid Sama! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/20/2012 - T. Usui, Misaki A. - Complete
What if? by Purple Snowstorm reviews
Songfic to F**kin' Perfect by P!nk. Rated M for profanity and implied rape and sexual abuse. Nina's gran's point of view of Nina's life before boarding school. What if it wasn't as great as Nina makes it seem? What if England was her escape? Now a 2-shot
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,367 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Nina M., Fabian R. - Complete
Just Saying by CoffeeLovingNinja reviews
A bunch of one-shots that are centered around Usui and Misaki. May brighten your day... ; Enjoy!
Maid Sama! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,919 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Misaki A., T. Usui
Daddy's Girl by LetMePretendToCare reviews
"Watch where you're... Hey, you're Johnny Test!" Johnny looked at the little girl. She was younger than him, probably only nine, short even for her age, blond hair that went down to her waist, and had big baby blue eyes.
Johnny Test - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Johnny T. - Complete
Robbie's Angel by Laugh Like You Aren't Breaking reviews
"Everyone she met adored her, especially a little boy named Robbie…" No matter what, she would always be his little angel. Rated T for mentions of sexual concepts and character death. Cabbie, Bade, possible Tandre depending on how you look at it.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Robbie S., Cat V. - Complete
My Opinion by Cayology reviews
People should ask my opinion more. It would save everyone a lot of trouble in the long run. iLost My mind told by Freddie, Sam, Carly, and Spencer in poetry format.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Alone by Sara Darkotter reviews
And here I am in college all the way across the states, missing my friends. Especially Be-B-Blue, goddammit. Talk about lovesick...
Virals - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Complete
Shattered Spirit by bronzelord reviews
What if Naruto didn't have the strength to deal with the hate of the village? How would he survive the never ending waves of mistrust, and anger that cause the villagers to abuse and ostracize him? Can he find a meaning for his life?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 88,915 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
iLove Pear Stores by Lyric Medlie reviews
Sam really hates going to the pear stores. They just make her so bored. Can Freddie cure her boredom? -Just random Seddie fluff. Isn't really in line with any of the episodes.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
iLost My Mind! by fictionfanatic001 reviews
I am a huge Seddie fan, this is my prediction of what happens in the next icarly episode iLost My Mind. Also, please review, it means so much and please note that I do not own iCarly, but I wish I did, anyway please enjoy. :
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,733 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
A Better Man than You'll Ever Be by CadenzaNote reviews
Revenge is sweet. Misty gets revenge on Gary. One-shot! Please rate and review! Rated T for language!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Misty/Kasumi, Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Love is a Trial by akatsuki15 reviews
This is a one-shot. Mostly Ben and Tory. Mentions of Shelton and Hi so if offended please don't read. Nothing really suggestive or anything like that, it's rated T because that's the audience age I pictured as I wrote it.
Virals - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Ben B., Tory B. - Complete
Green on Green by RussM reviews
Shaggy has been teaching Velma how to cook and the rest of the gang are coming round for a 3 course meal to find out how she's been doing. It turns out to be a meal that none of them will forget in a hurry.
Scooby Doo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Velma, Shaggy - Complete
Always on My Mind by eatmypinkpeach reviews
After Ms. Oui-Oui turns out to be the Chameleon, Kitty goes to her apartment to think about how she felt about Dudley. D/K Fluff!
T.U.F.F. Puppy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Dudley P., Kitty K. - Complete
Would You Go With Me? by CoffeeLovingNinja reviews
This is based on the music video for Josh Turner's "Would You Go With Me?" Just a little oneshot about two crazy kids growing up into awesome adults.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
The States by JeremyGU reviews
Ranma, Akane, Kasumi, and Dr. Tofu take a trip to the United States. One-shot.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Akane, Ranma - Complete
FINALLY! by PhineasFlynns reviews
phineas and isabella oneshot. comment and tell me if i should make a sequel to it! rated T for language
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Isabella, Phineas - Complete
Uzumaki Two Face by Aberron reviews
Naruto has a new bloodline that allows him to change genders! Sadly, he has no idea how to stop himself from changing, add in Hinata and her overprotective father, Sadistic medical ninja, and you get one ugly ball of complicated. NaruHina. Sequel up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,612 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 65 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Akane? What's Wrong? by JeremyGU reviews
Ranma and Akane have fought against a million demons, monsters, and people intent on getting a piece of one of them. This time, they're up against an enemy that no amount of martial arts can defeat.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Akane, Ranma - Complete
Sunflower in Bloom by ncfan reviews
/NaruHina/ Naruto has something he needs to take care of, concerning three words spoken to him in the grip of despair by a girl who has loved him for as long as she can remember.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Christmas Time With Loved Ones! by PokeshippersShadow1 reviews
Ash, Dawn, and Kenny are spending Christmas with Misty! But Misty didn't buy Ash a present! She has four days to get one! Pokeshipping, Peguninshipping, hints of Handymanshipping and GaryxOC. New Years Chapter is up!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,636 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Complete
Leave My Hair Alone! by PokeshippersShadow1 reviews
Misty lets her hair down for the day, but what happens when Ash won't stop playing with it. One conversation leads to another. POKESHIPPPING! REVIEW! ANYBODY CAN! NO FLAMES THOUGH! One-Shot!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Detention by SUPER AMAZING reviews
The much requested sequel to Biology Notes. Edward feels Bella owes him after that Biology class, will Bella return the favour?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cleaning this Gun Come on in Boy by FenrisSchafer reviews
A NaruHina Songfic to the Rodney Atkins song, Cleaning this Gun Come on in Boy . Implied SakuLee and NaruHinaDaughterxSakuLeeSon not implied. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Love was made for me and you by werewolfluvr147 reviews
Whie walking home Naruto thinks about Hinata and finds out he's in love with her, and confesses his love to her. A very fluffy Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Will of Fire by Taisi reviews
Falling victim to a strange jutsu, Naruto wakes up in an older Konoha, still governed by the Yondaime. Yondy!Daddy
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,916 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 1,808 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Vampiric Peaches by Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 135 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
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Unique reviews
Naruto is back and he in for two little surprises and an old friend comes home. R&R naruhinshipping
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,937 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/21/2016 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
clues reviews
raven gets something stlolen and try to get it back rated for later things R&R
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Raven, Beast Boy
The Little Sister reviews
when a girl comes claiming to be Naruto's twin sister see how he reacts to this and the other news. will need a few more chapters. My first o.c. story please r&r
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
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