Thorin wakes up in an unfamiliar room, feverish and in the care of a curious and quite gorgeous being. Last thing he remembers is tumbling down the hill in Hobbiton. Bilbo just wants to know who exactly did he have to lug to his house through the rain. Lots of new fanart to see in my profile for this! Also on AO3 /works/634116/chapters/1147495

And the Archer atop its walls.

Between his mother's talk of wedding and Fili's apparent interest on an unknown dwarf, Kili is doing everything he can to protect his territory.

He might have turned his brother into a myth, but it doesn't make it any less true. Fili was the Sun, and Fili was his. (BONUS CHAPTER)

Being twenty years younger is sometimes hard on Gimli, but Fili and Kili are his heroes. They are the brothers he did not have. It just takes him some time to understand why he couldn't always keep up with them.

Here is a collection of omakes, based on my other story Last Homely Hole. I take requests for them, so send me a message, and I'll fill it as soon as I can. M for implied cannibalism in chapter 5

In which Bofur trys not to scare Bilbo away with his bluntness and trys not to keep his feet on reality.

Its so wrong of him. It's so very very wrong. But he can't help himself. The feelings for him keep growing, the attraction doesn't stop. And Thorin knows the other's young. He's young, and he's soft, and he's all curves instead of angles, and curls instead of tight braids. And he can't help but want him. Even if it makes him a perverse lecher. Age-con kinkmeme

Yes, they were mutually possessives and they had already made a few dwarves cry back in Ered Luin after making the grave mistake of thinking that either brother was available. Ori is oblivious of that fact, however.

In which Fili and Kili aren't very helpful, but have enough sense to send the right dwarf to get him out of his complicated predicament.

In which the statement of his birthright inspires utter dedication in his brother. And in which Fili starts to accept better the crown he will have to carry, one day, because he is sharing his burdens.

His braids showed to whoever wanted to see that he was having a forbidden love affair. Kili's lack of braids concealed their resignation to family and duty.

Bilbo discovers that he is a curious hobbit after all. It's not his fault that dwarves have a secret language and that Fili and Kili use it all the time. In his defense, he didn't know it would be something so private.

In which it take some time before Fili realizes what his brother means.

It was natural among siblings. Fighting and reconciling. As the years go by, however, Dis gets worried that her sons are a bit too intense when apologizing to each other.

And in the heart of the Lonely Mountain lais Thorin's most prized possession. His crown jewel, known of only by those closest to him, and even then with great reluctance. In the bed of silks and furs, among gold and gems he sleeps, undisturbed by all for fear of the Dwarven King's wrath that should fall on anyone who dares to awaken his burglar. Now with fanart!

Testing out new products for the Wheezes was fun right? George doesn't think so with the possibility of him losing all control and not only telling Fred how he feels, but showing him as well... in the best way possible. TWINCEST, HARD PWP