What if you, an ordinary person, somehow ended up beating Khorne and so end up becoming the Blood God yourself? This is what happens to poor trooper Soloman Castern of the Imperial Guard. And then madness and mayhem ensues... an attempted comedy of 40K: has a mix of random slapstick and an absurd, "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" style of humour. Read and enjoy!

The Sun has collapsed into a Blackhole and now they have to go look for the Cyber Planet Keys but something is wrong with Megatron. Powers will be mastered and sparks will be put to their limit. The final arc in the It Takes a Girl Trilogy. On Hiatus

Energon. Ten years since the destruction of Unicron, all seems to be peaceful. But something very siniter is on the move towards Cybertron and will attempt to tear everything apart. New pairings, gender-bending, and much fluff and smut.

What would the Unicron Trilogy have been like if Prime had been a femme? Absolute chaos and the worst love story in the world. Story is better than the summary. AU.