Oh! Hi, there! You scared the piss out of me! Welcome to my page. If I've just finished a fic, I probably won't be writing anything, for a while, mmkay? I need to be inspired to write, I can't just pull ideas out of my ass. If you have an Idea for a fic, I might write it for you. Oh, and, uh, I wont write lemon for you. If I write lemon it's because it's vital to the story, or I wanted to humor myself.

On a related note, please criticize me. It's good for my writing, and morale. 8D Oh, and I'm a guy. Men CAN write smileys, but women have an irresistible need to... And bottom gay people... Excuse me, that was a little antisemitic, please erase that from your memory.

Writing while drowsy is like buzzed driving. You know you can't write properly, but you try, anyway. You can tell that your writing is not as good as usual, and you know why, but you don't know how to make it better. At that point, you know that you should just stop, and try again, tomorrow. If you didn't listen to your intuition, it can disappoint a lot of people. Expect bad reviews...